Chapter 0381 - I Have Experience
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Ju Ju walked into the commissary, looked at Chen Bu, pursed his lips, and said with a dark face: "Why did you lie to me before?"
Chen Bu flicked off the ash of his cigarette and looked up at him.
The owner of the commissary, a little old man, looked like he was in his sixties, squinted his eyes and said, "Xiao Chen, girlfriend?"
"No, we practiced together. Chen Bu stood up, walked out of the commissary, and said, "You hurry up and find out the chessboard, I'll chat with her." ”
"Go, go, go!"
Juju also followed out of the commissary, always with a black face.
"I said you're a little girl, you're pretty good-looking, and you have to pay attention to your words, when did I lie to you?" Chen Bu said while squatting at the gate.
Juju snorted: "You lied to me for cigarettes and water!"
"You took the initiative to buy it for me, and if I ask you to buy it, you will buy it?" I asked you to kiss me, will you give it to me?"
"You...... You ...... "Where is Ju Ju's opponent Chen Bu, he was immediately speechless with anger.
Chen Bule was stunned and said, "I know what you mean, do you think I'm Coach Pang?"
Juju blushed and nodded.
Chen Buyi spread his hands: "That's it, I didn't say that I was Coach Pang, did I say it?"
Juju thought about it seriously and shook his head.
Chen Bu really didn't say that......
"Is there anything else? If it's okay, I'll go in and play chess!"
"You...... Forget it, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of water, it's nothing, are you familiar with Coach Pang?"
That's the most critical question.
When she practiced before, she was also scolded by Coach Pang for improper operation.
Chen Bu saw her careful thoughts at a glance, and said happily: "What's the matter, this is being scolded by Lao Pang?"
Juju blushed and nodded.
"It's okay, he's just a bird's temper, and he doesn't know what it means to pity fragrant and cherish jade. ”
"Should I deliver cigarettes too?"
"You can try it!"
"However, someone tried, but was scolded. Juju remembered the scene that had happened before.
Although she is not the boy with glasses, even if she is a bystander, she feels embarrassed for the other party.
So, if you do the same yourself, you probably end up with the same boy.
There must be something I don't know.
Chen Bu sighed and said: "I said that you young people, you just lack the heart and eyes, you buy it for him."
Do you have to pack cigarettes in front of others?"
"Didn't you just do that?" said Juju, unconvinced.
"You can't compare with me. ”
"Huh?" Ju Ju wondered, "So, you and Coach Pang are still very familiar, right?"
"I've already told you this question. Chen Bu smiled and said, "If you really want to know, go buy me a pack of cigarettes." ”
"......" Juju wanted to scold angrily.
"I've already bought a pack today, okay?" she said, stomping her foot.
"I smoked?"
"You gave Coach Pang. ”
"That's right, I didn't smoke it, you told me to hang it?"
Juju was about to be angry and cry.
She felt that this bastard was too much of a bully.
However, in order to understand the doubts in her happiness, she gritted her teeth and turned around and entered the commissary.
"Wait, come back!" Chen Bu suddenly stopped.
Ju Ju had a smile on his face, feeling that this guy was not as hateful as he imagined, and now he must be unbearable.
Unexpectedly, Chen Bu said at the top of his throat: "Go to the small supermarket opposite, don't buy it here, these are all fake cigarettes!"
“......”
The little old man stood at the door angrily, pointed at Chen Budao, and said: "Stinky boy, you don't talk nonsense! Who said that I was a fake cigarette? You were still smoking Lao Tzu's cigarette just now!"
"So, I know you're a fake cigarette. Chen Bu said confidently.
The old man was angry and wanted to speak, but Chen Bu said: "Lao Pang told me, you want to scold someone, and I turned around and caught scolding him." ”
The little old man took care of the loss, snorted coldly, and muttered in a low voice: "Lao Tzu won't play chess with you anymore, little bastard, bah......"
Juju had no choice but to cross the road and buy a pack of cigarettes to come back.
Chen Bu took the cigarette casually and looked at it, and was immediately unhappy.
"What do you mean, I bought Huazi just now, and now I have become the king of Hibiscus?
"Love to smoke or not!" Juju said angrily, "Don't go too far!"
Chen Bu felt bored, coughed, opened the Hibiscus King and ordered one, and put the rest into his pocket.
"Don't you just want to know, why if I give him cigarettes, he smokes, and when others give them, he is scolded?"
Juju nodded vigorously.
That's the question she was curious about.
"Because when I came on the first day, I came by big G. Chen Bu said with a smile.
“......”
Juju is a little blindsided.
"Can you understand it now?"
"What is Big G?"
“......”
Chen Bu waved his hand: "Go back and ask Du Niang yourself, don't ask me, what I want to say is finished." ”
After speaking, Chen Bu turned around and entered the commissary.
Ju Ju was angry, and just chased in, he found that Chen Bu had thrown the bag of Furong King to the old man.
"This cigarette is smoking, you smoke it. ”
Juju trembled angrily.
She stomped her foot vigorously and glared at Chen Bu with an angry look before turning to leave.
The little old man set up the chess, squinted his eyes and said, "You are really not a thing, you have to bully other little girls." ”
"I'm giving her a lesson, she can't understand herself, who is to blame?" Chen Bu shrugged his shoulders.
"Wait a while to have a drink with Lao Pang?" asked the little old man again.
Chen Bu nodded.
"I said, what a waste of money you have! ”
"Who said I paid for it?" Chen Bu wondered.
The old man was stunned, and then gave Chen Bu a thumbs up.
Then, there was a fight.
"Damn, old man, you're going to die?
"You know the! I'm Dumbo!"
"Fly your uncle! Take it back! or I'll whip you!"
"You try? As soon as Lao Tzu lies on the ground, you will change the big G for the flying pigeon. ”
Chen Bu: "......"
After almost half an hour, Coach Pang finally came.
"Chen Bu, let's go, let's drink! Damn, those stupid people today made me angry enough, and after a few years, my daughter graduated from college, I won't do it, to be honest, the job of a driving school instructor is really not done by people, and I can be so angry that I can urinate blood!"
Chen Bu comforted: "If you want to open up, your physical fitness, even if you are not a driving school instructor, you will urinate blood." ”
Coach Pang: "......"
After a pause, he said again: "By the way, that girl named Juju is very good-looking!
"I have a girlfriend. ”
"That's a pity. The coach sighed, "I'm still thinking, help you keep an eye on it." There are two little rabbit cubs today, and they are looking for her to ask for a WeChat account. ”
"I mean, I have a girlfriend, so I have experience in that. Chen Bu said, "Don't worry, it's all mine, no one can rob me!"
Coach Pang: "???"