After teasing a few words, Xiaofeng began to sing about sending lovers, Xiaofeng is much stronger than Xiao Yueyue in terms of singing skills, but this kind of folk tune is not a test of singing skills, no matter how good Xiaofeng sings, he can't sing Xiao Yueyue's unique cheapness, cheap is a very important talent, not that you can practice it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The singing is good, it seems that if you go abroad to perform in the future, you can not take Xiao Yueyue, this child has been a little swollen recently, just use this opportunity to calm this child down. "Lao Guo has started to habitually black apprentices again.

"Mr. Guo, this is a bit exaggerated, there is no problem for me to replace Xiao Yueyue in singing, but I really can't learn Xiao Yueyue's style. Xiaofeng said very modestly, if you want to take the international route and follow the customs, it is the most important thing, if you are filming a Korean variety show at this time, Xiaofeng can definitely accept any praise shamelessly, and then boast on the basis of other people's exaggeration, but it is better to be modest in Huaxia, Xiaofeng has long understood what hatred is very pulling, and what hatred must not be pulled.

"Oh, Feng En, you still know the genre, so tell us about the genre. Lao Guo is now very glad that he pulled Xiaofeng on the stage on a whim, this is really not to say that I don't know how to be scared, Lao Guo can now be sure that Xiaofeng can really say good cross talk, of course, this is from a layman's point of view.

"I think the audience knows the four traditional genres, and even many viewers still know more than me, it's a bit of a class to talk about this, I'll talk about the cross talk genre of Yunde Club. "Xiaofeng still maintains too much modesty, the identity of a foreigner is sometimes very useful in Huaxia, but he has to act in a low-key manner, even if Huaxia has always been known for its tolerance, but he will not allow a foreigner to be arrogant, especially this foreigner is still often disgusted with the Korean in Huaxia.

"I think the audience knows about the teachers of Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu, and I don't need to introduce them. "It's not interesting to popularize orthodox knowledge to these cross talk lovers on the stage, Xiaofeng is talking, but it's crooked.

Actually, this can also be said. "Lao Guo looks like no one talks about you when you talk about it, cross talk pays great attention to the relationship between teachers and students, of course, judging from the current situation, most of the active cross talk actors are from Yunde Club, no matter how much Lao Guo has been criticized, there must be a stroke belonging to Lao Guo in the history of cross talk.

"There is no need to say that the old genre is handsome and bad, everyone knows it, I will talk about the new genre now, cheap and sassy. Xiaofeng didn't pick up Lao Guo's stubble and directly started his crooked talk.

"Feng En, you wait, everyone knows that this handsome is weird, and I also know who this cheap person is talking about, who is this?" Teacher Yu Qian interrupted Xiaofeng, as a teacher who praised Teacher Yu, he was very conscientious.

"We won't say who the representative of the handsome and weird is who the representative is, the representative of this cheap is Xiao Yueyue, the apprentice of Mr. Guo, and the representative of this sao is also Mr. Guo's apprentice. ”

"Wait, people are baked cakes, why did you become a? You can't just say that he is a representative of the sao faction because of this reason. Teacher Yu stopped Xiaofeng's words again, and Lao Guo over there proudly praised Xiaofeng's apprentice.

"Teacher Yu, it's not right for you to say that, how can it be what I think?How did the four styles of handsome and weird come about?" Xiaofeng didn't answer Teacher Yu's question directly, but asked rhetorically.

"Of course, it's the feeling of the audience and the style of the performance. "Teacher Yu told the truth.

"Okay, I'll prove it now, is Xiao Yue cheap or not?" Xiao Feng is also very good at mobilizing the emotions of the audience, but because this is Lao Guo and Yu Qian's home field, Xiao Feng can't play this specialty.

"Cheap!" Not only did the audience answer neatly and loudly, but even Lao Guo, who was standing on the side, took the lead in answering.

"So sassy, not sassy. Xiaofeng asked again.

"Sao!" Although Lao Guo did not take the lead this time, the audience still gave a face-saving answer.

"Look at it, sure enough, the eyes of the masses are the brightest, does Mr. Yu still have any doubts about the style of these two people?" Xiaofeng hugged his fists and thanked the audience for their cooperation, saying that now these audiences in the audience have initially recognized Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng's Korean identity is no longer cared about, and there are really not many people who can play with Lao Guo and Yu Qian so happily.

"Hey, hey, I said don't you do anything with anyone there? People are talking about your apprentice, I've done my best as an uncle, and you should be a master. Yu Qian directly pulled Lao Guo in, and after talking for a long time, Lao Guo still didn't care about himself, which made Yu Qian have a reason to be dissatisfied.

"I? I think what Feng En said is quite reasonable, Xiao Yueyue is cheap, and Sao Cake is Sao. Lao Guo replied whimsly.

"It's not that I said, I've never seen you as a master like this, people say that your apprentice is cheap and sassy, why don't you stop it, why do you still help others belittle your own apprentice. Yu Qian looked incapacitated.

"Can you blame me for being a master for this? Did they think about my feelings as a master when they were cheap? Now that they are recognized, they think of me as a master? It's too late. Yu Qian didn't say that it was okay, but this statement made Lao Guo angry, as if it was the misfortune of the master that there were so two apprentices.

"Lao Guo, can't you be like this, Master, Master is a teacher for one day and a father for life, don't you teach them, they will become like this?" Yu Qian's words meant that Lao Guo was shirking his responsibility.

"Senior brother, I'm not happy if you say that, how do you say it, it's as if Xiao Yueyue's cheapness and the sassy cake are both taught. Lao Guo said that he must not carry this pot.

"Isn't it? There is a saying in Huaxia that there is no kind of master and what kind of apprentice?" Xiaofeng, who was influenced by tiffang, is also good at pretending to be stupid and cute, I am a foreigner, but I am capricious.

"Feng En, there is a saying in Huaxia that the master leads the door to practice in the individual, is this cheap and sao can be taught if you want to? This is a matter of personal quality, if it is I teach, why are so many apprentices cheap and sao added together, just two people. Lao Guo felt that he was quite wronged, and he made a very sad expression on the two apprentices.

Lao Guo booed as soon as he finished speaking, and in the boos, Lao Guo smiled indifferently and said: "I don't even believe what I said, fortunately it's not a rainy day today, and I also brought the necessary props and lightning rods for every cross talk actor, otherwise I really wouldn't dare to say that." ”

"Okay, I admit that I taught both cheap and sassy, our master's style is like this, now you say I don't care, in the future, the style of cross talk performances may change from four to six, and besides, one of them is cheap and one is like that, you still like to watch it so much, your taste is really heavy. Lao Guo made a look that everyone was in the same way, and they didn't take fifty steps and smiled a hundred steps.

"Actually, people who like Yunde Club are all heavy tastes. Yu Qian added with emotion, if these two good friends don't control it, Xiaofeng really doesn't have much chance to interject.

"You're so annoying, you always tell the truth all day. Xiaofeng was very bewitching and white like Yu Qian, which made Xiaofeng, who was watching closely, tremble.

"Are you going to die, or how to move, are you afraid that the audience will be hungry after listening to cross talk?"

"Ah, my Lao Guo's cross talk still has such a big effect, then my ticket price will be raised, you can even save money when you come to listen to cross talk, and if you want to lose weight in the future, come to me." "Not being ashamed but being proud is Lao Guo's style, and in response to Lao Guo is a bigger boo.

Speaking of which, it's almost the same, Lao Guo is ready to step down, but the enthusiasm of the audience is too high, and Lao Guo has to come back again.

"You parents are so annoying, it's not enough to take advantage, I tell you, you can't just leave when the performance is over, you must make up the ticket money, non-refund is no longer the principle of Yunde Club, and it is our heart to charge additional ticket prices. Standing in front of the microphone again, Lao Guo first teased, they will inevitably postpone the later performances in turn, but fortunately, none of the performance times stipulated by Yunde Club are accurate, and they have to overtime every time.

"We've said pretty much what we should have said just now, we've said what we should have said for the good words, and we've said what we shouldn't have said for the right words, so what should we say now?" Lao Guo's embarrassed look was very funny.

"The spectator said let the door count the sheep. "Free play, Xiaofeng began to try nonsense.

"Counting sheep? I have to say that the current audience's taste is becoming more and more unique, you said that you spent hundreds of tickets to listen to us count sheep, you might as well go home with your children to watch Xiyangyang and the gray wolf, a sheep two sheep, a beautiful sheep, a lazy sheep, a sheep, a gray wolf. Lao Guo really started counting sheep as he spoke, but this irresponsible approach to the audience was immediately stopped by Yu Qian.

"Okay, today we said that we have almost said it, why don't we let Mr. Yu sing a paragraph for us. Lao Guo began to habitually let Mr. Yu take the blame.

"Don't, usually when there is no one else, I sing and sing, today there is Feng En here, don't forget what we came up for this time, Feng En didn't experience anything, just listen to what you Lao Guo said there. Teacher Yu habitually struggled.

"Didn't Feng En taste it just now? first sang the song of the five rings and vomited all of us, and then sang the lover who didn't sing the original song at all. ”

"You can wait, what do you mean by not singing the original song and feeling cheap?" Teacher Yu cooperated again.

"Isn't the original singer Xiao Yueyue, isn't his style cheap?" asked Lao Guo with a puzzled expression.

"When did the lover become your apprentice's original song, it is a traditional folk tune in the Northeast. "Yu Qian's favorite thing to do on the stage is to correct Lao Guo.

"It's not Xiao Yueyue's original song, so why haven't I heard this song before, it's a very strange thing. Lao Guo glared and began to talk nonsense.

"Don't be weird here, if you continue to talk about it, there's nothing to do with Feng En, so let Feng En sing quickly. Yu Qian reminded Lao Guo not to take up time.

"Okay, but we are still not allowed to sing Korean songs, or we don't know if you fool us into singing blindly. Lao Guo said a little reluctantly.

"You just said that you don't understand Hangul, is it necessary to say it so implicitly?" Yu Qian asked dissatisfiedly.

"Isn't it so embarrassing to say that?" Lao Guo replied with a look of embarrassment as he clasped his fingers.

"Feng Eun, in order to prove that you are Korean, now I will ask you a few questions before you sing. Lao Guo's eyes rolled, and he began to break again.

"What does Korean dad say?" Originally, Xiaofeng hadn't found out that Lao Guo was making a bad move, but Xiaofeng was aware of this problem as soon as he came out, the word dad in Yundeshe was too sensitive, and there were common words to take advantage of.

"Abaji, colloquially Abba. Although I knew it was a pit, Xiaofeng still jumped, cross talk actors and funny artists have a lot in common in self-blackening.

"What? I didn't hear that?" Lao Guo asked with a confused expression.

"Abaji. Xiaofeng replied with a painful face, knowing that it was a pit and jumping into it was terrible.

"What's that colloquialism?" Yu Qian also joined in the fun.

"Abba. As soon as the word Xiaofeng came out, the answer from the audience finally became neat.

"I haven't heard it clearly, you say it again. Lao Guo was like a person behind his ear, and asked loudly in a hoarse voice, Xiaofeng didn't cooperate with Lao Guo this time, just jump off the meaning, and the meaning will become two.

"The audience shouted 10 more times just now, and I appreciate this kind of person who doesn't take advantage of it enough. Lao Guo naturally changed the subject and began to condemn the insatiable audience.

"Can't you appreciate it? It's called smelling alike. Yu Qian added.

"Oh, it turns out that this is called smelly and like-minded, I thought it was your stinky chicken nest, and his sweaty feet, so it can be regarded as smelly. Lao Guo looked very ignorant and began to hack his dear brother Qian.

"Why don't you die, you stink chicken nest. Yu Qian retorted dissatisfiedly.

"Okay, my stinky chicken nest, you have a bad mouth, the two of us smell the same thing, let's go down, is it interesting to worry so much? Lao Guo began to take it for granted again.

"Two teachers when I don't exist, I'm too good at Chinese, I really don't understand what you say, it's true." Xiaofeng's sincere answer was exchanged for boos from the audience.

It's almost ridiculous, Xiaofeng can finally sing, of course, on the stage of Yunde Club, Xiaofeng has never thought of singing seriously, first came Duan Northeastern, all of them were live Lei Feng, and then Duan Duo turned, which made many viewers who didn't know Xiaofeng suspect that this Korean was a cameo from the Northeast Xian people.