Chapter Seventy-One: Trespassing on a private house is to be sentenced
The problem of the god of food was not solved in the end, because he invested too little and only invested a hundred merits, which made the organizer Jade Emperor completely unlucky, who let you pick the door, so you are a wait.
If you want to say that it has to be the Jade Emperor's mana, this time he has conjured such a big bar, and if he changes someone else, he really can't get it, looking at the bar he made, the Jade Emperor felt very satisfied, he could already imagine that he was standing on the DJ booth and leading the audience, it was simply handsome.
And Zheng Yu used the stand-in charm to get the stand-in last time, and then exchanged 10 million merits with Taishang Laojun, who was racing with Yuan Shi Tianzun, I have to say, this time Laojun is really good, this time Laojun only charged three percent of the handling fee, which made Zheng Yu very moved.
returned to the world, Zheng Yu was just about to go out when he saw Ren Keke waiting for him at the door.
"Coco girl, why are you here? ”
"Are you willing to open the door, I knocked all morning and you didn't open the door, I thought you were gas poisoned, didn't you call 120. ”
With that, Coco quickly hung up the phone.
Zheng Yu said a little embarrassed: "I'm sorry, I'm not sleeping too hard, I'm used to sleeping with a plug plugging my ears, by the way, what are you looking for me?"
"I don't have anything to do, I just see. ”
Ren Keke said as he looked into the room.
Zheng Yu smiled slightly and pushed open the door.
"Why don't you come in and wait?"
Ren Keke knew that he seemed to be a little rude and hurriedly said, "No, I still have to go to work." ”
After speaking, Ren Keke turned around and went downstairs.
Zheng Yu hurriedly followed.
Walking out of the door of the building, Ren Keke searched for it, but did not find a shared bicycle.
"It's really bad luck today, why don't you have a car. ”
Didi~
Zheng Yu drove and stopped beside Ren Keke.
"Why don't I drive you?"
"Okay, as long as you're okay. ”
Ren Keke smiled and got into Zheng Yu's co-pilot.
"Where are you going?"
"Dragon Bar. ”
"You work at a bar?"
"No, I'm a sales consultant at Longteng now, and I'm going to guide the work. ”
Zheng Yu nodded and drove towards the Dragon Bar.
Longteng Bar, a very good bar in the capital, there are often many celebrities and rich second generations who come to cheer, Zheng Yu only heard that it is the first time to come to a place like a bar.
The bar is generally open in the evening, and preparations are underway.
The car was parked, and Zheng Yu and Ren Keke walked down together.
"What are you doing?"
Seeing that Zheng Yu was about to follow, Ren Keke asked with a puzzled expression.
Zheng Yu said: "It's nothing, I'm just going to find a bar to see, let's go together." ”
Ren Keke shook his head in confusion, and then the two entered the bar one after another.
Because the bar is not open yet, and the security guards are not on duty, the two directly entered the inside of the Dragon Bar.
At this time, the bar was empty, the lights were still bright, and only the famous cleaner was cleaning.
"Who are you looking for?"
At this time, a man in a suit walked over.
Ren Keke said respectfully: "Hello sir, I am Ren Keke who is here to apply for a sales consultant, and we talked on the phone yesterday." ”
The man in the suit thought for a while and smiled: "It's you, hello, hello, my name is Chen Hao, and I was on the phone with you yesterday." ”
"Oh, you are Manager Chen, hello, hello, this is my resume. ”
Ren Keke hurriedly took out his resume from his bag.
"Haha, there's no rush for resumes or anything. Manager Chen smiled and looked Ren Keke up and down, and then said with a smile: "In this way, how about our office talk about your future work?"
Ren Keke hurriedly said: "Okay, okay." ”
When Zheng Yu saw this Manager Chen, he felt that this guy was not a good person, with a lewd smile on his face, where is talking about work, this is obviously to take advantage.
"Coco~"
Zheng Yu opened his mouth and stopped Ren Keke.
Manager Chen just discovered Zheng Yu's existence, and immediately removed that obscene face and said, "This young man is... Your boyfriend?"
Ren Keke's face turned red and hurriedly said: "No, no, he is a friend of mine, Zheng Yu, what are you doing here?"
Zheng Yu said: "Hello, my name is Zheng Yu, do you want to come and see the drinks in our bar for sale?"
???
Manager Chen looked at Zheng Yu with a puzzled expression, and then smiled: "I said young man, are you joking with me, we are a bar, haha, what a funny young man." ”
Ren Keke hurriedly said: "Zheng Yu, you hurry up, don't embarrass me." ”
Zheng Yu smiled helplessly, then turned to leave.
Seeing Zheng Yu leave, Ren Keke finally breathed a sigh of relief, she never thought that Zheng Yu would say such a brainless sentence, this is her first official job, and she can't lose it.
Manager Chen regained that lewd smile again and said, "Little girl, let's talk in the office." ”
With that, the two of them headed towards the office.
As soon as Zheng Yu walked to the door, he turned around and came back, he was still not worried about Ren Keke, but Ren Keke and Manager Chen were no longer in the bar.
"Fiery eyes ~ open. ”
Zheng Yu directly opened the fire eye essence gold, and after some searching, he finally saw on the second floor that Ren Keke had entered Manager Chen's office.
Manager Chen opened a can of beer for Ren Keke.
Ren Keke said busily: "Manager, I don't know how to drink." ”
Manager Chen smiled: "How can you work in a bar and don't know how to drink, come and try, everything has a first time." ”
Manager Chen directly handed the beer to Ren Keke, Ren Keke hurriedly excused herself, although she also drank alcohol, but early in the morning, she drank when she came up, which was obviously this guy's impure purpose.
The two of them pulled, and the beer was scattered on Ren Keke's body, which was actually deliberate by Manager Chen.
"Oops, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it for you. ”
Manager Chen said, taking a tissue and slamming it on Ren Coco's chest.
Syllable~
"You scoundrel, what are you doing?"
Ren Keke slapped him, and Manager Chen, who was fanning, stumbled.
Ren Keke was about to rush out of the door angrily, but Manager Chen behind him came up and grabbed Ren Keke, and said angrily: "You little girl, you dare to hit me, I will let you know today that I am powerful." ”
As he spoke, Manager Chen directly pushed Ren Keke down on the sofa, rode on top of her, and tore Ren Keke's shirt while scolding.
Ren Keke resisted hard, but Ren Keke's thin body was the opponent of Manager Chen.
"Zheng Yu, help. ”
Ren Keke let out a heart-rending shout.
Manager Chen laughed and said, "It's useless for you to call anyone. ”
Suddenly, Zheng Yu rushed in and kicked Manager Chen out, and Manager Chen's body slammed into the bookcase behind him, and a large stack of books fell down and smashed on his head.
"I'll fuck you, you old rascal, believe it or not, I slaughtered you, and you dare to move Lao Tzu's woman. ”
Zheng Yu rushed over and grabbed Manager Chen's neck and picked him up.
That Manager Chen was choked by Zheng Yu's neck, and his eyes rolled his eyes, seeing that this person was about to suffocate to death.
Ren Keke hurriedly ran over and grabbed Zheng Yu.
"Zheng Yu, calm down, you will die like this. ”
Then, Zheng Yu let go of his hand and threw Manager Chen down.
"Ah~~~ cough, cough, you kid is going to kill someone, I'll call the police, I'll let you sit through the prison. ”
Manager Chen stood up
Take out your phone and make a call.
Ren Keke hurriedly said: "Zheng Yu, let's hurry up, let's go quickly." ”
Zheng Yu snorted coldly and sat on the sofa, and said gracefully: "It's okay, let him fight, I want to see how many years he can be sentenced for indecency." ”
After a while, the police actually came.
The arrival of the police took both sides to the police station.
A policewoman walked into the interrogation room, and Zheng Yu looked at the policewoman with a smile on her face.
"What are you laughing at, why are you hitting someone?"
The policewoman sat behind the table in front of Zheng Yu with a serious face.
Zheng Yu smiled: "Beauty..."
"What is it called, do you understand it or not? ”
"Okay, comrade, I'm not beating someone, I'm acting bravely, that lewd man is bullying my girlfriend, if you want to insult her, do you think I can bear it?"
"Your girlfriend? That girl can talk about you, just like you're a normal friend. ”
It's over, Zheng Yu is stunned now, and people don't admit it.
"Okay, even if it's not my girlfriend, I can't watch that lewd man insult a woman, what I hate most in my life is those well-dressed beasts, I will never allow them to trample on the dignity of women, I am the embodiment of justice. ”
Zheng Yu felt that what he said was very atmospheric, and he would definitely make the policewoman look at him.
Bang!
The policewoman slapped the table hard.
"You give me seriousness, you are still the embodiment of justice, you think you are Batman, even if you are Batman, you can't hit people casually. ”
"I'm acting bravely, how can I beat people casually, comrade police, you have to be reasonable, you can't be rich and whoever is the master. ”
Zheng Yu didn't understand a little, how could this policeman not distinguish between good and bad.
"Shut up, it's not your turn to educate me, even if you are righteous and courageous, people will sue you for trespassing on people's houses. ”
"Do you know why, I'm going to a bar, I'm a consumer, why did I trespass into a house?"
Zheng Yu frowned and looked at the policewoman, completely unaware that she had broken the law.
The policewoman came up with relevant laws and regulations: According to the laws of our country, the act of trespassing into another person's house without their permission is called trespassing.
The policewoman said: "See, what people are suing you now is trespassing on a private house, according to the law, constituting this crime, sentenced to up to three years in prison or criminal detention, in view of the fact that your behavior does not constitute serious consequences, you are now going to be detained for 15 days, come and sign it if there is no problem." ”
As she spoke, the policewoman came over with a confession.
Zheng Yu looked at the confession and said with a smile: "If I buy this bar, will I still be considered a trespasser?"
"What did you say?"