095: Math and I, we can only live one
If you don't go crazy, you can't live.
The meaning of this sentence is that a person can only achieve something to the extreme if he reaches the state of obsession.
This time.
Kong Shucheng spent all his energy on mathematics.
Lu Xun once said: Mathematics and I can only live one.
In order to make way for mathematics, he even sacrificed his time in other subjects. English, physics, chemistry, biology, and even Long Piaopiao's Chinese classes are often used by him to "sell dog meat on the head of a sheep". As for sports, music, fine arts......... These hehe subjects, then they are the landlord's old rich man's Ah Fa, who was unconditionally requisitioned.
In view of this, the people in Class 8 of the second year of high school set the tone for Kong Shucheng: he has gone crazy.
Not only that, Rocket Liu Ming also broke the news to the outside world: "Kong Shucheng is dreaming of brushing math problems. ”
The first class in the morning, the sun was shining.
Long Piaopiao is not there for the past few days because of a business trip. Class 8 of the second year of high school, entered a state of anarchy.
Last night, Kong Shucheng went to Mangshan County again, so he was late again this morning.
Without Long Piaopiao's hawkeye surveillance, the originally quiet morning reading class instantly became a "spit conference".
Liu Ming, Mao Nan, Guan Haolin, and Xiao Chili soon formed a circle with the same smell. Even, Xiao Pepper took out a pack of Qiaqia melon seeds and two packs of spicy strips from her treasure chest-like schoolbag.
The "Tucao Conference" has become a "tea party" again.
The four of them talked and laughed, and soon talked about Kong Shucheng again.
Little Pepper: "Hey, why hasn't Kong Yiji come here today?"
Guan Haolin: "He probably went outside to make up classes again." ”
Pepper asked again: "He can't go back to the dormitory to live in the dormitory if he makes up the class?"
Guan Haolin: "He is Long Piaopiao's male pet and has supreme privileges. ”
Xiao Chili looked at Liu Ming, who was sucking melon seed shell crumbs all over his mouth: "Hey, Liu Fatty, aren't you in the same bedroom with Kong Yiji?
Liu Ming: "Well, our Kong Daxian, the dragon has been seeing the beginning and not the tail all day, and he really didn't come back last night." However, the night before, he had stayed in the dormitory. Oh yes, you know, the night before yesterday, Kong Daxian started talking in his dreams again. ”
Mao Nan: "Brother Ah Cheng dreamed of something again? Could it be, he is also like me, dreaming of the scene of Luoxia and the lonely bird taking off, right?"
As soon as the voice fell.........
Zhou Luoxia coughed very unhappily.
This group of people is so annoying! (>_<)
.........
Liu Ming glared at Mao Nan with a sense of justice: "Hey, Xiao Mao, don't talk nonsense, our Kong Daxian is now six pure, he is brushing up on questions every day, and there is no time to turn into a lonely bird." The night before, he had dreamed of 'the conditions for the establishment of the constantiance'. Really, I hear it clearly. In that dream, Kong Daxian estimated that he couldn't solve the problem, and then he cried urgently, crying loudly. ”
Mao Nan: "........."
Guan Haolin: "........."
Pepper: "........."
The three of you, you look at me, I look at you, all of them are too scared to speak.
Damn, that's all right?
Then, Liu Ming grabbed two handfuls of melon seeds, pretended to frown and said, "As Kong Shucheng's good brothers, we can't just watch him fall, we have to think of a way." ”
Guan Haolin nodded: "Well, we have to get Ah Cheng out of the painful mathematics." It's really not good, let's tie him up and take him to the Double Eagle Internet Cafe, and I'll open him a luxury booth again, a double row of national uniforms, fries + Coke, and make him satisfied. If it doesn't work, let's let Pepper attach a beauty trick. ”
Pepper: "Mouse, you go die!"
Mao Nan: "I think that a place like a game Internet café can keep my Brother Acheng's people, but it can't keep my Brother Acheng's heart." According to my observation, Brother Ah Cheng has departed from the low-level fun of online games. He, like me, is a man of pursuit. ”
Little Pepper: "Scumbag, your pursuit is a lonely bird, and the pursuit of Kong Yiji is a function, are you comparable with others?"
Mao Nan nodded: "I feel that if Brother Ah Cheng continues like this, sooner or later he will be schizophrenic." Looking back, I thought of a way to take him to the antique market and distract him by the way. Mathematics is the same as the principle of pickling girls, once you enter the magic barrier, the light one has no girlfriend, and the heavy one has a distorted orientation. ”
Pepper glared at him: "Hey, is it so exaggerated? Learn math, and you can learn BT?"
Maunan: "Of course. Little Pepper, let me tell you the truth, the really crazy top students are all cold types. ”
Pepper: "........."
Mao Nan smiled at her again: "Don't worry, little pepper, no matter what kind of scholar you become, I won't dislike it........."
The speed of the car was too fast, and Pepper gave him a black tiger on the spot.
Taekwondo black belt female master, after the shot, there is no grass.
.........
The tea party is in full swing.
Kong Shucheng is here.
He hurried into the classroom, still holding a thick tutorial book in his hand. Mathematical.
The originally noisy classroom became quiet in an instant because of the arrival of Kong Shucheng. All eyes were on him, on his thick math review book.
After feeling the strange gaze, Kong Shucheng closed the book and smiled awkwardly at everyone.
At this time, Liu Ming suddenly stood up and took the lead in applauding: "Next, welcome our Kong Daxian to give a live speech, the theme is "Mathematics, I love you!"
This is clearly a heckling.
Kong Shucheng smiled and gave him two words, "sick".
In the classroom, the hall burst into laughter.
Suddenly!
I only heard a loud "pop".
Someone slammed the stationery box into the podium.
The pens, pencils, ballpoint pens, rulers, erasers in the stationery box......... Splash around.
Everyone immediately shut down.
All eyes are on the porcupine.
That's right, the person who smashed the stationery box in a frenzy was a porcupine!
After smashing the stationery box, the porcupine suddenly pointed at Liu Ming and Mao Nan in the back row and scolded: "You guys, you're fucking sick, aren't you? It's a self-study class, can you be quiet? ”
In one breath, he said N "three-character scriptures".
It can be seen that he is really crazy!
Liu Ming and Mao Nan are also hot-tempered at all.
The porcupines are so mad, they definitely can't bear it.
The two rushed to the porcupine, rolled up their sleeves, and were about to get started.
Fortunately, Xu Zhipeng and Zhou Datou dragged them away.
Liu Ming asked with a smell of gunpowder: "Porcupine, who the are you scolding, there is a kind of you scolding again!"
It seems that the porcupine seems to be holding its breath and has to fight Liu Ming. He raised his head and scolded fiercely: "A group of scumbags and scumbags. ”
Liu Ming: "Porcupine, you're fucking finished, aren't you? You can scold me for being a scumbag, if you scold me again, will you be thrown off the fourth floor?"
The porcupine sneered: "There is a kind of you coming? Lao Tzu not only scolded you for being a scumbag, but I also scolded you for being a scumbag at all tables." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone turned their attention to Kong Shucheng.
Kong Shucheng is Liu Ming's tablemate, and in a sense, he and Liu Ming are a community of destiny. Just now, when the porcupine scolded "all of you are scum at the table", he was clearly scolding Kong Shucheng.
Kong Shucheng didn't say a word from beginning to end, porcupines humiliate people so well, as for it?
Until now, everyone has relieved themselves.
This time, the porcupine went berserk, but in fact, the drunkard did not mean to drink.
The person he really wants to scold is not Liu Ming, but Kong Shucheng!