Chapter 328: Mysterious New Product
"Let the unknown be x, because ...... Then x=2!
"Understood~!"
"I don't understand!"
The math teacher motioned for Panda to stand up, smiled and asked, "Panda, which step did you not understand?"
"Why X?"
Panda held his head high and said, "If unknowns can be replaced by arbitrary symbols, why not P or D?"
The math teacher has a wonderful expression.
"Students, today I introduced the first law of thermodynamics to you, and now you know why the perpetual motion machine can't be realized, right?"
The physics teacher was talking, but Panda, who was sitting by the window, couldn't wait to raise his hand and say, "Teacher, what you said is very reasonable, but the perpetual motion machine does exist!"
"Really?"
"Yes, I've discovered the secret of perpetual motion and will be able to make samples soon. β
The physics teacher turned pale.
"Students, English is a bridge between us and the world, and learning English well will help us ......"
"Can't you get a translator?"
The English teacher stopped talking.
The call from the head teacher made Pan Qiliang feel a special headache. My son has entered the rebellious period of Secondary 2, and he can't listen to anyone, what can he do?
You can't be angry with him, can you?
Gently pushing open the door of his son's room, Pan Qiliang was stunned to find that his son under the lamp was not playing games, but was "writing at the desk".
"I'm still quite sensible!"
Pan Qiliang was very relieved, and just wanted to touch his son's head from behind, but suddenly found that what his son was writing was not homework or diaries.
Pink stationery?
The affectionate name of "Minmin", the numb sentences, the cheap emojis, and the rippling smile at the corners of the mouth......
To sum up, he is writing love letters!
The "touching of the head" that was originally a relief suddenly turned into an angry "slap" at this moment. Pan Qiliang trembled his hands and said angrily: "Little bastard, what are you writing?"
"Pain, pain, pain!"
Panda found the father behind him, and quickly covered the pink letter with his notebook, and said in shame: "Peeking at love letters? Dad, you are too much!"
Admitted to being a love letter?
Seeing that his son unabashedly admitted that this was a love letter, Pan Qiliang suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of frustration.
One generation is stronger than the next!
I think that when he was at this age, he was used to being cold and rejecting girls thousands of miles away. Unexpectedly, today's children are already precocious to this point.
"If I had this kind of awareness, I wouldn't have relied on blind dates to solve lifelong problems!"
Pan Qiliang was very hurt.
My own black pig has grown up, and I am going to go to the cabbage of the arch family. As an old father, he should have felt relieved, but unfortunately the time was not right.
The cabbage hasn't grown well yet!
If this is arched by pigs, vegetable farmers must not be angry to death?
For the sake of his son's safety, Pan Qiliang persuaded him with good words and used various examples to support his views, trying to dispel the signs of his son's early love.
Why don't you listen to persuasion!
Panda, who was in a rebellious period, was indifferent to his persuasion. In desperation, Pan Qiliang could only sacrifice the Dafa of "Tell Your Mother" and warn Panda.
Panda snorted: "I don't let you play games, you don't buy toys, and now you don't even let me have a girlfriend, what do you want?"
"Obedient!"
Pan Qiliang tempted: "As long as you don't fall in love and keep your grades at the top of the grade, Dad will promise you everything!"
"Games?"
"Play, play!"
"Toys?"
"Buy, buy, buy!"
Pan Da hugged Pan Qiliang excitedly: "Dad, you are so good! I don't love Min Min anymore, I only love you from now on!"
Obedience is a good boy!
Pan Qiliang left his son a thousand yuan of "pocket money" and left the room satisfied. As soon as he went to the living room to take a sip of water, he suddenly remembered something.
Who is Min Min?
has participated in several parent-teacher conferences, Pan Da's classmate, Pan Qiliang does not know everything, at least he is familiar with the name. But among my classmates, it seems that none of the girls have the word "Min" in their names!
It should be next door!
Pan Qiliang nodded, silently wrote down the name "Minmin", and planned to ask the teacher about it at the next parent-teacher meeting.
After sending his father away, Panda leaned on the door of the room and listened to the movement in the living room. After making sure there were no footsteps, he retracted back to his computer, opened a chat window and crackled and typed.
Minmin: "How's it going?
Panda: "It works! My dad has already agreed to let me play the game......"
Late-night lover Uncle Du: "Hahaha! Wang Jiaming really has you! I will fall in love with you next time!"
Minmin: "......"
After chatting for a while, Du Bishu was full of excitement and said: "By the way, Dada, didn't your father just give you a thousand yuan......!
[Linkβ Mysterious new products are in hot booking, the price is 999 yuan for a limited time! Now you can get super benefits when you place an order, for more content, please go to the main page of the PD mall event to view the ......]
Panda's wallet is bulging, and he assures his friends that he will go to the offline store to pre-order tomorrow, and he will definitely be able to get the new product as soon as possible.
Mysterious new products!
The overwhelming advertisements have already made PD fans pay attention to the new "mysterious new products" on the mall. This kind of publicity is enough to prove the weight of this new product.
What exactly is new?
Pengda is too deep, and the promotion of new products is in full swing, but the official website has not released any useful revelations. The only product page, or a big red "question mark"!
There is a lot of speculation about this new thing.
Some people say that this is a new limited edition doll of "Ultraman Jack", while others say that it is an "alternative PD knight". Some people also say that the new product is Uncle Meng's legless cheongsam figure......
The answer is in the hands of Pengda!
As the main planner of the event, Meng Lang is very aware of the shocking strength of this new product, so he has invested a lot of resources in publicity and momentum.
So far, the momentum has been successful!
After the mysterious new product was put on the PD mall, although the official did not give any information, the price was as high as 999 yuan, and there was not even a decent promotional picture. But the number of orders is large, and it is not inferior to popular products.
Anyway, Uncle Meng said that after paying the reservation payment, if you are not satisfied with the physical object you got, you can return it at any time.
So what is there to worry about?
Buy it and you're done!
Do you remember the "SHF venue-limited" Jack doll announced at the Superhero Festival? It's only been a few days, and the average price in the second-hand market has been doubled or even tripled.
That's not an exaggeration!
"PD limited" is highly sought after by the market, especially those limited series that "have not returned", and the price is getting higher and higher year by year. I bought it at the original price, but now it is at least three or four times more valuable.
This mysterious new product, although it is not marked with the word "limited". But judging from the selling price, the possibility of being limited is as high as 99.9%!
The regular version sells for a thousand?
How is this possible!
Unless Meng Heizhu's brain is in the water, it will never be possible. The ordinary version of a thousand yuan, is your toy inlaid with gold and diamonds?