420 Things are not people
"Lao Lu, why did this guy change his phone number!" Yi Zhixing hung up the phone angrily.
Chen Xiu couldn't help but ask, "Yi Lao, how long has it been since you called him?"
"From the moment I went in. ”
Twenty years!
Chen Xiu rolled his eyes for a while, twenty years ago, mobile phones were still feature phones, or Nokia flip covers, and now the special Apple has come out to the top ten, and the era of 5G has come.
Twenty years ago, what a small chance of a number being able to get through!
"It's okay, I'll fight someone else, this guarantee will pass!"
Yi Zhixing dialed another number and went out, and a deep male voice came from the opposite side: "Hey, who are you?"
Yi Zhixing was overjoyed, and hurriedly said loudly: "Lao Jiu, it's me!"
"You're the one?"
"Me, Lao Yi...... Yi Zhixing, you can't hear my voice!"
"Easy ...... Brother Yi!" The person on the other side of the mobile phone also seemed very excited: "Brother Yi, don't you have thirteen years, this ...... You're not jailbreaking, are you?"
"Phew, Lao Tzu came out of the rules with a swagger! Don't talk about these frustrating things, help me with one thing!"
"Brother Yi, you say! Go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire......"
"You don't need to go to Dao Mountain, just help me ship a piece of goods!"
“......”
There was silence on the phone for a while, and then he asked in a low voice, "Brother Yi, is it a rat?"
"Don't worry, this thing is not bloody!"
"That'...... That Brother Yi, I'm really sorry, I can't help with this now! I've been washing my hands for more than ten years......"
"What! When did you wash your hands on a gold plate?"
"Shortly after you went in. ”
The other end of the phone said slowly: "After you went in, the hearts of the brothers were scattered, it just happened that my son graduated from college here, and he worked in a Chinese company with an annual salary of one million and shares, so I simply moved to the city to live with my son......"
Lao Jiu on the other end of the phone nagged a lot, including marrying his son and having children, and now he talked about his life with his grandson every day, and finally said: "Brother Yi, we are not young now, I advise you not to dare to do this."
Digging up other people's graves is really detrimental to yin morality!
You see that my retribution is coming now, my son gave birth to two granddaughters in a row, and now my daughter-in-law is pregnant with her third child, and I went to the hospital to take a picture of my daughter!
I guess I used to do a lot of bad things, and this is going to be the end!
Brother Yi, take the mountain.
If you are really short of money, I still have more than 200,000 coffin books here, so I will take them to you first......"
"Smack!"
Chen Xiu and the weasel laughed while listening to it, and were so angry that Yi Zhixing grabbed the mobile phone and threw it directly, stepped on it a few times, and scolded indignantly: "Lao Tzu is not old, Lao Tzu wants to earn back the lost twenty years!"
Damn, you can take your grandson with you!
Two hundred thousand!
Phew, in the past, Lao Tzu used to spend more than 200,000 yuan a night when he went to a nightclub, so keep it for the coffin!"
After scolding, he paced back and forth in the hall again, still looking angry.
In fact, he didn't have any problem with Lao Jiujin's handwashing, mainly because he was definitely embarrassed by the backs of Chen Xiu and the weasel.
There is even more confusion in my heart, after 20 years of coming out, it is really unbelievable, is it really old?!
Chen Xiu saw that he was angry, thinking that this old man loved face, and he didn't dare to mock him with words, he was really afraid that he would be angry, and it would be difficult for his heart to stand it, but he didn't have nitroglycerin on him.
It wasn't until Yi Zhi was tired of walking and sat back on the sofa that he saw that most of his anger had really disappeared, and then he said cautiously: "Yi Lao, I have a friend who runs an auction house, and he should be able to ship goods." But ......"
"But what!?"
"Our goods are not coming from the right way, and the commission may be higher. ”
Chen Xiu didn't want to tell Yi Zhixing that he also had a share, otherwise he would never give a commission according to the shamelessness of this old man.
At this time, Yi Zhixing had nothing to do, he couldn't imagine that he wouldn't even be able to find the person who shipped the goods after twenty years, so he had to nod and say: "Okay, you can call now and ask him if he can accept it." ”
"Good!"
Chen Xian was about to call Gong Daoming's phone, but Yi Zhixing pressed his hand again and asked solemnly: "Is it safe? It won't be black and black, right? We would rather make less money in this business, and we must be safe! You are still young, don't go in for twenty years and come out like me, the world will be completely different!"
Chen Xiu didn't expect that Yi Zhixing would actually care about this side of himself, and he felt a little guilty in his heart, feeling that he shouldn't have to earn this commission.
But this guilt also flashed away, and there was no burden immediately, so he smiled and said: "Don't worry, this brother of mine is a lifelong friendship with me!"
“......”
Yi Zhixing only felt as if he had just said this, and then his face was slapped, and now it was still hot.
Chen Xiu directly dialed the phone of the same Gong Daoming in front of the two of them, and at the same time turned on the speakerphone, as soon as the phone was connected, Chen Xiu preemptively said: "Mr. Gong Daoming, is it convenient to answer the phone now?"
Gong Daoming was stunned for a moment, Chen Xiu was either ridiculing "Gong Zong" or "Gong Shao" on the phone or talking to him, he had never called his full name, and was about to scold, "Aren't you sick!" But he immediately reacted, and thought in his heart: "Something is wrong, the way he greets is wrong! Isn't there an accident?"
"Hmm. ”
At the moment, he answered the phone in a low voice.
"Mr. Gong Daoming, I have a Northern Song Dynasty brother kiln Kuikou pen wash here to make a move, how many points do you charge?"
"Lie down, you also have a copy at the auction house, ask Lao Tzu what it means! Hey, no."
I see!
Lao Chen, this guy should be cheating people! No wonder he called me so officially!"
"Ahem...... Ahem......"
Gong Daoming coughed dryly and asked in a low voice, "What goods?"
"Rat goods. ”
Gong Daoming smiled knowingly: "Sure enough!"
"There's nothing we can't get out of the auction house, but how is your thing?"
"The condition is in good condition, the current market price should be one or two million, no problem!"
Yi Zhixing and the weasel had heard Chen Xiu say that this pen wash was about five million at most, and now when he bragged about it, he would come with 20 million, and the weasel compared his thumb to him, and Yi Zhixing also gave him an approving look, thinking in his heart: "This kid is clever and skilled, and he was born to eat this bowl of rice! If it weren't for Zhang Haishan's guy who accepted him as an apprentice first, he would have been able to inherit my mantle!"
"Pull it, you kid won't be true when he speaks! In this way, I have to see the goods before I can give you a reply of how many points. Is it convenient to see?"