Report. ”

"Why are you late again. ”

"I ......"

"Stomach ache?"

"This?"

"Still a headache this time?"

"No, no, this time my stomach doesn't hurt, my head doesn't hurt anymore. ”

"Then why are you late? ”

"Class teacher, here's the thing, just now on the road, I saw a grandmother who is inconvenient to move, as a new generation of high school students who respect the old and love the young, the teacher has taught us to help the grandmother cross the road since childhood. ”

It's a pity.

Although yesterday he said not to be late today, not to be late today, but Chen Yu was still late.

After using all kinds of reasons for being late, Chen Yu even used the trick of helping his grandmother cross the road.

Naturally, for reasons like this, let alone the head teacher, the other students in the class didn't believe it, and they burst into laughter for a while.

The head teacher Liu Fangting glared at Chen Yu. But he secretly said in his heart, the phone call before didn't work, it seems that when will I have to go to this kid's house.

"Come in. ”

"Wait, you go to the podium and translate the Jing Ke assassination of King Qin that we are going to talk about today. ”

Intentionally wanting to embarrass Chen Yu, Liu Fangting asked Chen Yu to go to the podium to translate a classical Chinese.

"Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin. ”

Chen Yu frowned.

This lesson is obviously just talked about today, and you asked me to translate, isn't it embarrassing for me?

However, fortunately, Chen Yu also studied this text in his previous life, and he also remembered it.

After thinking about it, Chen Yu organized his own language and began to translate and said: "After defeating the Zhao State, the Qin State began to go north, and it was about to reach the territory of the Yan State. The prince of Yan Kingdom, Dan, was very scared, so he found his thug Jing Ke......"

"Wait, thug?"

"That's right. ”

"You said Jing Ke is Prince Dan's thug?"

"Isn't it?"

Chen Yu nodded.

"This, well, you go ahead. ”

Liu Fangting originally wanted to say that Jing Ke was Prince Dan's doorman, how could he be a thug?

Just think about it, in fact, the doorman is similar to the thug, and basically serves the nobles.

Chen Yu called Jing Ke a thug, and it was not too much.

"Well, Prince Dan found his thug and said to Jing Ke, although I want to pay you a salary every day, but the Qin State is about to hit us, and the salary will never be paid in the future. ”

"Salary?"

Liu Fangting was dumbfounded: "When will the salary come?"

"I think there is. ”

"Obviously, what Prince Dan said is, although he wants to serve for a long time, how can he be paid?"

"Oh, Mr. Liu, [although I want to serve for a long time] is Prince Dan's honorific, in fact, they have to pay wages to raise thugs, if Prince Dan doesn't pay Jing Ke's salary, will Jing Ke still defect to Prince Dan? Since Prince Dan has paid Jing Ke's salary, Jing Ke has to do things for Prince Dan, the boss. Then, when Prince Dan, who is the boss, asked Jing Ke to do something, he first declared, you took my salary, you have to do something for me. It's just that Prince Dan is embarrassed to say it so obviously, so he uses honorifics like [Although he wants to serve for a long time], it's strange that he can serve. ”

"Okay, you go ahead. ”

Liu Fangting was a little confused by Chen Yu's words, but after thinking about it carefully, it really makes sense.

How could Prince Dan be so respectful to his own guests and still serve, it was obviously polite words.

"Then, Jing Ke was embarrassed to get his salary every day, so he said, okay, I'll go to kill King Qin for you. ”

"Kill the King of Qin?"

Liu Fangting wanted to say something more, but opened her mouth and didn't say anything in the end.

Although this is plain, it cannot be said that the translation is wrong.

However, Liu Fangting didn't say anything, but everyone in the class was made to laugh by Chen Yu's translation.

"Get rid of King Qin, hahaha, hahaha. ”

"What is this, Chen Yu also said that he would pay his salary before. ”

"Niu Pi, I didn't expect Chen Yu to be so humorous. ”

Even Lu Xue, who has always been unsmiling, was also covered and snickered by Chen Yu's translation at this time.

"This guy, I didn't expect it to be so funny. ”

Translation continues.

Chen Yu didn't remember what the original text of "Jing Ke's Assassination of the King of Qin" was, so he said it wherever he thought of it.

"However, although it is said that it is not so easy to kill the King of Qin. Jing Ke said to Prince Yan Dan, I don't have any tokens, so it is difficult to get close to King Qin. If I want to get close to King Qin, I have a way. ”

"Prince Dan asked what can be done?"

"Jing Ke said, you took in General Fan, King Qin hated this person very much, and also took out a reward of 1,000 gold for his head. If I can take General Fan's head to the King of Qin, the King of Qin will definitely summon me. But Prince Dan shook his head and said, General Fan defected to me, how can I betray him. Jing Ke didn't speak, and then said in his heart, you don't want to be a bad guy, then I'd better be a bad guy. So, Jing Ke went to see General Fan by himself......"

Liu Fangting looked at the textbook and listened carefully to Chen Yu's translation.

Then he nodded.

This kid is clever and has a unique talent for literature.

There is nothing wrong with his translation.

Although there is no such translation as a word, such a translation is the highest level.

This is called "paraphrasing" in translation.

The best way to express the meaning of the original text is actually "paraphrasing".

However, Chen Yu didn't think about whether he was paraphrased or what, and he kept translating.

He should only be telling the story of Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin.

At this time, Chen Yu said that Jing Ke took Qin Wuyang to meet the King of Qin.

"That Qin Wuyang is said to have killed people when he was twelve years old, and it is very popular outside. But as soon as she saw King Qin, her thighs trembled. Jing Ke secretly said in his heart, sister, was killed by this pig teammate. So he said that Qin Wuyang was a countryman and had never seen the big market, so he was afraid when he saw the Son of Heaven. Then he went up in person, and when King Qin opened the drawings, Jing Ke knew that the opportunity had come, and shouted, dog thief, look at the sword ......"

A piece of classical Chinese ended in this way in the whole translation of Chen Yu's nonsense.

At this time, the whole class was already laughing.

Even the head teacher Liu Fangting couldn't help but laugh several times.

If she didn't care about the teacher's image, I'm afraid Liu Fangting would have cried out with laughter.

"Okay, let's go back. ”

"Thank you, Mr. Liu, what do you think of the translation?"

"The translation is not bad. ”

"Since it's not bad, what's that, forget about being late this time, what do you think?"

"Heh, you also made a deal with the teacher. ”

"Teacher Liu, I promise that I will never be late again in the future. ”

"Hurry back, if you don't go back, I'll go to your house to see your parents in a while." ”

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

Chen Yu didn't bother anymore and hurried back to the table.

"Hey, hey, classmate, you're going to laugh at me today. ”

"Lululu-san, in fact, you look good when you smile. ”

"Uh-huh, where do you look. ”

"I didn't see anything......"

"You rascal, look again, look again and gouge out your eyeballs. ”

"Okay, okay, don't look, don't look, so domineering. ”

Chen Yu pouted, opened the textbook, and listened carefully.