159. I don't know where the love begins, and the direct teaching of the red face Gu heart will bring disaster to the country
"Fortune... Gather wealth..."Demon Venerable Juntang couldn't help laughing: "Are you very short of money?"
Chu Lingxi's crooked reasoning continued: "The more money the better, there is nothing in the world that gold and silver can't buy, and if you have money, you have everything!"
"Do you really think money can buy everything?"
Chu Lingxi reasoned with the facts: "So far, I have not encountered things and people that money can't buy, throwing money is always the easiest and most effective way to do things, gold and silver can buy allies, and you can also rectify enemies, one day I will become the richest man in the Four Realms, and I will definitely use money to kill all the demons and monsters that provoke me!"
Demon Venerable Juntang was silent for a long time, looking deeply at her clear eyes.
Chu Lingxi was furious in his heart when he stared at him: "I... Do I have flowers on my face?"
Demon Venerable Juntang only wishes to be able to penetrate her eyes to see if her soul is truly in love: "You are sometimes scheming, sometimes simple and straightforward, which side is the real you?"
Chu Lingxi obediently supported his cheeks, and replied skillfully with sharp teeth: "Returning scheming with scheming, repaying sincerity with sincerity, treating me with sincerity, how can I be perfunctory with hypocrisy." ”
Her crescent-like smiling eyes seduced her soul, and the Demon Venerable Juntang was embarrassed, and raised her hand to overturn the tea case, the pot was shattered, and the tea soup was splashed everywhere.
He deceived him and ambiguously approached her: "You don't look like a Suzaku, but more like a sultry little fox." ”
"My grandmother is a nine-tailed fox, maybe there is a family inheritance..."
After saying that, Chu Lingxi hated to knock his stupid brain, the most important thing at the moment was to extinguish the Demon Venerable's beast evil fire, not to talk about the family tree, she raised her hand to block his solid chest: "The matter of straw bag Yunfeng has not been completely resolved, I can't vomit blood and faint at this critical moment, there is a knife on the head of the color word, and the life of the pomegranate skirt is inescapable, Your Excellency, you must refrain and restrain again!"
Demon Venerable Juntang could only grit his teeth and forbear, almost turning into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and his eyes were burning with love: "When your spirit body is combined, the deity will make you unable to get out of bed for three months in another way." ”
His speed was too fast, Chu Lingxi couldn't keep up for a while, and only after being stunned did he realize the meaning of the tiger and wolf in his words, inexplicably like a deer slamming around, and the redness on his cheeks spread all the way to his neck.
The knock on the door sounded suddenly, no accident, and it was Bai Cheng, who had been focusing on the scenery for 10,000 years, fortunately, he had a long memory, and did not trespass without permission, and said loudly through the door: "Your Excellency, your subordinates have successfully captured Baili Yunfeng and its thousand generals, how to deal with it, please show me." ”
Demon Venerable Juntang pulled her up together, thoughtfully combed her messy hair, and ordered his subordinates outside the door to enter.
Bai Brinckerhoff pushed the door and saw that the ground was full of messes, and asked stupidly, "This is... Did you quarrel?"
Demon Venerable Juntang coldly rebuked the disappointing ghost: "The empty is not long-hearted!"
Parsons Brinckerhoff was confused: "I... Am I doing something wrong?"
Chu Lingxi mended the knife: "You are so stupid that you are an eyesore!"
Bai Cheng still regards her as a demon goddess of war: "I'm not your subordinate, why are you pointing fingers at me!"
Demon Venerable Jun Tang's cold eyes were sharp and compelling: "She is no longer Chu Lingxi, but the deity's woman Liu Chu." ”
Angry Bao Baicheng had to bow his head and relent, and said reluctantly: "Subordinate... Knowing the Mistake..."
Chu Lingxi stood behind the Demon Venerable, pampered and arrogant, grimacing proudly.
Bai Cheng secretly glared at the demon girl to vent his anger, and he had to pretend to be respectful on the surface, and reported the battle situation to the Demon Venerable: "The subordinates used spells to trap Baili Yunfeng and the eight ranked-level generals on the first floor of the restaurant, and the rest of the captured soldiers were temporarily detained in the backyard. ”
Chu Lingxi's habit of being a bully in the mixed world was the same as before, leaning on the gangan with a plate of fruit, throwing a fairy peach casually, smashing the head of the straw bale, talking the opposite, wantonly mocking: "The defeated general, you are so majestic!"
Yun Feng's hands and feet were all tied, and only his mouth could move, and he took the trouble to put on a scene of his family history, and roared angrily: "This son is the youngest son of the White Tiger Clan, you dare to detain and humiliate me..."
Chu Lingxi snapped his fingers and shot out two winter dates, blocking his mouth tightly: "Straw wrap paper tiger, do you have any other skills besides cheating?"
Yun Feng spit out the dates with great difficulty, looking extremely embarrassed, and said with a strong face: "Bold fox spirit, you insulted the White Tiger Divine Clan and the Phoenix Clan..."
"The pheasant of the Feng clan has long been smeared with oil on the soles of his feet, so people don't want to wade into this muddy water, you ask for more blessings!"
Chu Lingxi hadn't finished his game yet, and motioned to the shopkeeper who was shrinking in the corner: "It's not fun to smash fruits, you can get me a basket of rotten eggs!"
Yun Feng's dead duck's mouth was hard and cruel: "Dead fox spirit, you can't afford the consequences of offending my son, even the Demon Venerable has to pay three points to me when he sees me, what are you..."
Demon Venerable Juntang stepped forward in response, slapped the straw bale's face with practical actions, hugged his lover's shoulder affectionately, and urged: "Why haven't you brought the rotten eggs that the favorite concubine wanted?"
Chu Lingxi immediately changed his face and pretended to be weak: "He threatens others, I'm so afraid~"
Yun Feng was completely panicked: "Does the Demon Venerable really want to provoke a big war between the two races of immortals and demons!?"
Demon Venerable Juntang was full of disdain: "Don't take yourself too seriously, you were captured by the Chu family's brothers and sisters, and it didn't cause a war between the immortal clan and the demon clan, your father forged a thousand war birds and a thousand war horses in order to calm the people, and finally exchanged you back, this time the woman who offended the deity will pay a greater price!"
Qin Batian personally brought someone to bring a basket of rotten eggs, and the two thick sword eyebrows were clustered together, although his sister Qin Shuang repeatedly persuaded him, he insisted that Concubine Liu was inextricably linked to the demon god of war.
"Bah~" Chu Lingxi covered his nose to resist the stench, and reversed: "It's dirty, I'm too lazy to be angry with the straw bale, quickly take the eggs away!"
How smart the demon girl is, she only needs to see Xiao Qin Batian's mind at a glance, although this rich young man has not achieved enough, but the defeat is more than enough, she needs to do a few things that are contrary to her usual habits to dispel the other party's suspicions.
Qin Batian said the words of temptation prepared: "The Demon Venerable and the favorite concubine are here, the small shop is full of brilliance, and the demon clan has won a big victory. ”
"I don't like to drink, I don't like meat, and I hate gambling even more", Chu Lingxi completely rejected his proposal, shook the arm of the Demon Venerable and said: "It's very tiring to toss for so long, people want to go back to the palace, but before leaving, I still want to see Miss Qin again, and when I fainted, I was able to recover by relying on her careful care." ”
"The deity is with you. ”
Chu Lingxi snorted a few times pretentiously to refuse: "Miss Qin's beautiful appearance and beauty are wise, what if you empathize and don't fall in love~"
Then she stood on tiptoe and whispered in the Demon Venerable's ear: "I will convey the things that should be investigated, and you can concentrate on rectifying Yunfeng." ”
Seeing the cold face of the 10,000-year-old iceberg of the Demon Venerable flooding with the fragrance of peach blossoms in the spring breeze, the Demon Venerable soldiers all sighed in their hearts - "I don't know where the love starts, and the direct teaching of the red face Gu heart will bring disaster to the country!"