Chapter Seventy-Five: Water Reversal
The early morning in the peaceful town is still noisy, the vegetable sellers are selling vegetables, the melons are selling melons, the only difference is that the topic of discussion today is...... About yesterday's dreams.
The vegetable seller said mysteriously: "I dreamed yesterday that I flew up, and suddenly flew downstairs from the window, and then flew into the window from downstairs......"
The tone of the melon seller was even more mysterious: "I also had a strange dream, I dreamed that I was chased and killed, and I was chased into a small alley, and then I suddenly fell asleep in the alley, and the miraculous thing is that when I got up in the morning, I was in the alley in front of my house! This is not over! You also think that my sleepwalking syndrome is committed again? I also felt the same way at first! But when I returned home in the morning, my mother-in-law said that I had not gone home to sleep at all last night, and she also suspected that I had gone to Hualiu Street, and gave me a good scolding. Alas, how can I have the money to go to Hualiu Street to be chic, and I finally saved a copper coin of private money and contributed it to yesterday's Moon Circus. ”
The vegetable seller said, "You went to see the circus too! Why didn't I see you yesterday, but yesterday's circus was really thrilling!" Later, the long-haired man who suddenly appeared killed so many kingdom soldiers, and finally was pierced in the thigh by the spear that flew over, I didn't dare to look at it at that time, when the cavalry commander drove us away, I ran home, and it took me two minutes to run home, I have never run so fast in my life, and when I got home, I told my mother-in-law what happened in the Moon Circus, and she was stunned and didn't believe it!"
The melon seller seemed to remember something, and suddenly said, "I also ran home at that time...... Yes, I went home last night, and I didn't go anywhere to drink, so why did I suddenly fall asleep in the alley? Alas, when I woke up, my head hurt...... I guess I got a cold from sleeping outside last night, eh, my head hurts again......"
The vegetable seller continued: "What a coincidence, when I woke up this morning, my head hurt so much. ”
The melon seller smacked his lips, and then saw a young man in a blue hat spinning around in front of him, and couldn't help but say: "Are you buying vegetables or melons, what are you hanging around here!
"I don't even want to buy it, but I heard your chat and suddenly became interested, I also had a magical dream yesterday!" said the young man in the blue hat.
The vegetable seller and the melon seller asked at the same time: "What dream?"
The young man in the blue hat groaned for a while, as if he was remembering something, then lowered his hat, and suddenly said mysteriously: "I dreamed that I robbed two muskmelons this morning...... After finishing speaking, the young man in the blue hat picked up two big muskmelons in one hand, and ran away......
In this brief moment, the melon seller has not yet reacted.
Dream of snatching two melons in the morning?
Who's it? Why two?
Is there anything surprising about this dream? The melon seller looked at the vegetable seller suspiciously.
"Silly fork! he snatched your melon!" the vegetable seller quickly reminded.
"Hell, this damn scoundrel!" the melon seller looked at his fruit stall, and suddenly reacted, jumping up and scolding.
"What's the use of you just scolding?
“......”
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After sending the two melons into his stomach, the damn hunger finally disappeared, and the young man took off his blue hat and fanned himself.
This damn body, it must have been overdrawn yesterday, why does it hurt so much......
"It's him, it's him, it's him! Catch him!" suddenly the crowd erupted in a shout.
Are you chasing me? Aren't you going to rob you two melons? As for chasing me for five streets?
Suddenly, a large hand grabbed his arm. "You're pizza! That's you! I recognize him, and last week, you were drawn on the wanted notice hanging in the central square!"
it!
The young man was startled, and quickly put the blue hat on his head, he wanted to wait for an opportunity to escape, but the big hand with only strength grabbed him like a crab's pincers, and his arm was not only scratched painfully, but also made him have no desire to escape, smelling the fishy smell of pork on the person's body, he frowned It is not to blame for the hard work of the people, but there is a reward of a hundred copper coins on the wanted warrant......
"What are you doing with your hat? Do you have a weak heart? Let everyone see what you look like!" The owner of the big hand was a big man, who was a pig butcher in the vegetable market of Heping Town, and naturally had a lot of strength, and the butcher took his hat away, but then he was stunned.
"Uh...... Why do you have black pupils?I'm sorry!I'm sorry!I'm sorry...... I'm wrong," the pig butcher said smugly, and then let go of his big hand.
The pig butcher said in his heart: What an embarrassment! The character described on the wanted notice is characterized by blue eyes, and he should take a closer look.
Zhu Tian swallowed a mouthful of spit, watching the crowd around him disperse, and his hanging heart finally let go.
Damn it!
I didn't think that I also had a time to carry the black pot for that stupid guy like Pique, which really scared Lao Tzu!
As early as when he left the mayor's castle, Pique handed over the control of his body to Zhu Tian, he was too tired, both physically and psychologically...... This time, it was Pique who voluntarily surrendered control of his body and fell into a deep sleep.
Zhu Tian shook his arm that was pinched painfully, and patted his tired thighs again, his expression was vicious, and he didn't know what he was scolding.
He walked through the market and came to the central square.
He wanted to pass through between the two soldiers, but he was viciously pushed backwards by the two soldiers.
He was pushed to the ground!
it!
Why do you want to bully the master?
It's not that he's touching porcelain here, it's that Peake had really overdrawn his strength yesterday, and this morning he ran out of five streets again, and at this point, those two thighs were as soft as two pieces of cotton.
Zhu Tian sat on the ground, and finally stood up with his two thighs, he was not angry, and slowly walked in front of the two kingdom soldiers, and said softly in an almost gentlemanly tone: "You guys...... Two...... Stinky Silly Fork!" He finished speaking, and wanted to run.
After scolding you, you can't talk back, so you can only stand guard there honestly, hahahaha......
He just ran two steps, but unexpectedly, at this time, his two thighs did not obey the call, and he lost his strength after taking two steps softly, twisted his body left and right, and then threw himself on the street.
The two Kingdom soldiers glanced at each other, and they both saw a hint of playfulness on each other's faces.
"Don't, two big brothers!ah~ Big brother don't slap your face!ah~ You can't hit your stomach either!ah~ You can't hit it here, my legs ...... Ah~ah~ah~~~"