Chapter 3: A Man Is a ...... I?
Chen Xuan glanced around and found that no one had turned off the lights.
Looking at the way they gritted their teeth, it was obviously impossible to like themselves.
Then, there is a high probability that it is the arrangement of the program group.
Thinking that this play of their own has also brought them unexpected benefits?
Chen Xuan shook his head and smiled.
Instead, let each take what he needs.
Anyway, I have a systematic reward, and it's not for nothing.
"Male guest, I still have questions,"
At this time, another female guest raised her hand to speak.
It's the 24th, a woman named Peng Xiaohui.
Age 27.
Chen Xuan looked at her and motioned for her to ask casually.
Peng Xiaohui approached the microphone on the platform and said, "Do you know how precious a woman's youth is?"
"A woman's most precious years are only more than ten years, and after this time, she will become a daylily in the eyes of your men,"
"At her most beautiful age, she is willing to be with you stinky men, that is cheaper for you!"
"If you don't want to cherish it yet, why doesn't she find a godfather to spoil her?"
The words are amazing!
The audience below opened their mouths wide and looked at the female guest with a smacking face.
Chen Xuan was also shocked.
He had already estimated the three views of these female boxers.
Unexpectedly, in the end, it was overestimated!
can say that looking for a godfather is so fresh and natural, these three views are also amazing!
He said teasingly: "So the female guest, you are here to find your godfather?"
Peng Xiaohui's face changed, and she hurriedly said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm just stating my opinion." ”
Chen Xuan nodded, didn't care, and continued: "You said that a woman's youth is precious, isn't a man's youth precious?"
"Can the youth of your men be compared with the youth of women?"
Peng Xiaohui looked disdainful.
Chen Xuan smiled: "Yes, your women's youth is expensive, and we men are not worth much, 3 yuan a catty, 10 yuan and four catties." Wholesale can be cheaper. ”
Many viewers laughed again.
This guy has a lot of humor.
Suddenly, Chen Xuan's words changed.
"But is that really the case? It's just a misconception that most people have!"
"A man's youth is equally precious!"
"It's just that most of our men have devoted this precious youth to their careers!"
"We have to make money, buy a house, buy a car, and save a dowry, otherwise we won't be able to give the other party the sense of security they want!"
"You women don't have to think about this, you can spend all the money you earn on yourself, dress up brightly, show off your flowers, and compare with you, these young people who are still struggling have become inconspicuous stinky dicks, and their youth looks worthless!"
"But in fact, if they spend all their money on themselves, they can live a wonderful life, they can dress up very fashionably, and they can even live a more chic life than most women!"
"But then it will be very difficult for them to save their savings, and when they are thirty years old, you women will say, 'I don't feel safe, I have no choice but to leave,"
Chen Xuan said, shaking his head.
"So, men can only choose to struggle, and they can only devote their youth to their careers!"
"At the age when it should have bloomed, I chose to become an inconspicuous screw!"
"No one's youth is cheap! It's just that men's youth is destined to be exchanged for the security that you women want!"
Bang Bang Bang!
Someone applauded.
It's the host Meng Fei.
He looked at Chen Xuan with great appreciation, gave a thumbs up, and praised rarely: "Young man, you are right, no one's youth is cheap!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience woke up like a dream, and the scene immediately burst into thunderous applause!
The live broadcast room has been completely fried.
In this era, everyone thinks that girls' youth is precious, but no one realizes that boys' youth is equally precious!
And Chen Xuan's words deeply subverted their cognition.
Especially the sentence "No one's youth is cheap" deeply shocked them.
"This guy is too strong, isn't he?
"I'm powdered, I recommend making my debut!"
"Yes, yes, yes, he looks handsome, much stronger than those little fresh meat!"
......
At this moment, Chen Xuan didn't know that he had attracted a large number of fans.
He's busy stealing fun.
Because just now, he reaped another wave of systematic rewards.
"Congratulations on getting the reward: 500,000 Huaxia Coins!"
"Congratulations on receiving the reward: god-level musical talent,"
Chen Xuan was not shocked on the surface, but he was already happy in his heart.
"Male guest, I think you have a lot of hostility towards women!"
Suddenly, the female guest No. 23 spoke.
Chen Xuan was stunned for a moment, and immediately denied it: "I don't have it, don't talk nonsense!"
"Then why are you targeting women's rights everywhere?"
"I don't have a right for women. I'm just advocating for men. ”
"Are you hostile to women's rights?"
"I'm not hostile to women's rights, but I'm against pastoral women's rights, which keep saying that men and women are equal, but actually want more privileges!"
The female guest on the 23rd suddenly raised the corners of her mouth. Her name is Li Tian, and she is known for being good at sophistry.
"Wait, what are you talking about? Why do you say that men and women are equal, not women and men are equal?"
"Why do you put the male character in front of the female character?"
"You're engaging in male privilege, machismo, patriarchal society!"
"You're looking at the vulnerable with colored eyes!"
"You are discriminating against women, you are not respecting all women, that is, you are not respecting the mother who raised you!"
"You are unfilial and unjust, and you are not worthy of living in this world!!"
She finished speaking in one go, quite imposing.
Some viewers gasped.
Good guy, here's a master!
Chen Xuan had a black question mark on his face.
I just casually said that men and women are equal, and they can be called unfilial and unrighteous garbage?
He applauded.
"Yes, you won. ”
Li Tian looked disdainful: "It's good that you know." ”
"But how do you prove that you are a woman?" Chen Xuan suddenly asked.
Li Tian was stunned.
What kind of strange problem is this?
She said strangely: "I'm just a woman, do I still need proof?"
"A woman is just a noun, a title, a code name,"
"You can call a woman, I can call Lu Ren, anyone can call a woman,"
"What about after you get rid of this codename? Are you still a woman?"
Li Tianren is stupid, it seems to make sense?
She was stunned and said, "I...... I'm not a woman, can I still be a yin and yang person?"
Chen Xuan's expression suddenly became solemn.
"Wait, what are you talking about? Why do you say yin and yang people and not yang and yin people?"
"Since ancient times, yang has represented men and yin has represented women,"
"You deliberately put the yin character in front of the yang character, you are engaging in female privilege, feminism, and matriarchal society!"
"You're looking at the powerful group with colored eyes!"
"You're discriminating against men! You're disrespecting all men! You're disrespecting the father who raised you!
"It's unfilial piety and injustice, and it's garbage that doesn't deserve to live in this world!"
"Ah, I ......" Li Tian's face turned red, and he was anxious to defend himself.
Chen Xuan immediately interrupted her.
"Do you have any opinions? Then let this prosperous world be as you wish!
If women are privileged and men are responsible for labor and childbearing, women go from weak to strong, and men from strong to weak. The relationship between men and women has undergone a fundamental reversal!
So may I ask, at this time, has the man become the woman in your mouth?
And has a woman become a man in your mouth?"
"Enough!" Li Tian covered her ears and shouted, "I'm just a woman!!"
"Who's the woman!, and the man, who!!"
"Men are ......" Li Tian looked confused, obviously a little delirious, "Me?"
"Correct!"