Chapter 88, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors

"Xiaoye [Xiaomu] is a piece of mud and a rocket, and we are also here to deceive the teacher to destroy the ancestors!! " After hearing Tang Bu shouting to clean him up, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye glanced at each other first, and then immediately Qiqi fixed the live broadcast equipment on the shore with a wicked smile, and then pulled up his trouser legs and rushed into the river. When he met Yunyan and Yunhong, he was a little overwhelmed, and at this time, he saw Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye also walking down, so Tang Bu hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered: "No more, no more, one or four I surrender, I surrender!"

"Don, Bugo, it's useless to give up, because I'm not the big guy who says we can get rockets by throwing mud at you. Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry, we're going to do your laundry tonight, hahaha, eat mud!!

In the face of Tang Bu's surrender, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye turned a blind eye, saw Tang Bu in a bad smile, and then picked up the mud and began to besiege Tang Bu. Seeing Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye joining forces to attack Tang Bu, Yun Yan and Yun Hong immediately picked up the mud as well, and said with a happy smile while hitting Tang Bu: "Giggles, duck, hit Uncle Tang, hit him!" "!

"The clod of soil is relatively small, Tang Xiaomu, remember!, Yunhong, where are you going to fight! Ahh Eventually, he dived into a deep area in the middle of the river and disappeared.

Seeing Tang Bu diving into the water and disappearing, a mud cloud and clouds, he immediately crossed his waist with one hand and held the mud in the other, and shouted at Tang Bu in the water: "Uncle Tang Bu, you come out, we fought for 300 rounds, ah, you are not very good, you come out to fight with us, you come out... Just like Yunyan and Yunhong, at this time, Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye were also standing on both sides with mud in their hands, staring at the movement on the lake, preparing for offensive actions. A hundred meters downstream, Tang Bu quietly rode Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye, and they climbed ashore when they weren't paying attention. Then he made a big circle in the bamboo forest by the river, and quietly walked down the river, and in the evil laughter of Tang Dafu and Yun Tianlong, he slowly and secretly walked behind Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye.

"That dog is really good at swimming, he hasn't come up for so long, why don't you go down and catch him?"

Walking behind the two, Tang Bu didn't start directly, but smiled behind them and asked with an embarrassed smile. Hearing Tang Bu's words, Tang Xiaomu continued to stare at the lake without looking back, "I, Tang Gaote, can swim in the big river below, and it's okay to hold my breath for four or five minutes." Besides, I'm not stupid. When I went down, my brother would force me to drink. Hey, hey, hey! Oh my God! Before Tang Xiaomu could finish speaking, Tang Bu picked him up and threw him directly into the river. Tang Xiaomu would be thrown into the river, Tang Bu barely stopped, he went to find Tang Xiaoye to pick it up, and then under Tang Xiaoye's pleading, he threw this guy into the water as well. They all knew that the water was Ribu's home turf, so after they were thrown into the water, they swam to the opposite shore almost without hesitation, then picked up the mud on the other shore and shouted at Ribu "Hey, who's behind the attack, you're here to fight"

"I don't care about you, I'm going upstairs to eat baked sweet potatoes, I've been playing with you for so long, I'm hungry... ”

Disgusted, the two of them glanced at each other, and Tang Bu showed a bad smile and looked at the little mud ghost Yun and Yun Hong beside him. Seeing Tang Bu's evil smile, Yunyan immediately ran ashore, hid behind Cai Xiaoqin, and said with a smile: "Uncle Tang Bu, I'm so cute, you won't throw me into the river, right?"

"Don't worry, Uncle Tang won't throw you into the river to bathe, Uncle Tang will throw your brother into the river to clean up... Yunhong, I...Ouch! After seeing Yunyan bow to him, Tang Bu smiled evilly and looked at the other side of Yunhong. Then he miscalculated, and as soon as he turned around, a large lump of mud smashed into his face. After Yun Hong finished beating Tang Bu, he jumped directly into the water, then swam to Tang Xiaomu and his side, and shouted triumphantly: "Uncle Tang Bu, I'm not afraid of you, come and pick me up... ”

Before Yun Hong could finish his arrogance, he was speechless, because Tang Bu jumped into the water again, and then, before he reached the shore, he took him in his arms and swam back again. Yun Hong was caught, and he was worried that he would be caught by Tang Bu and thrown into the water.

So when he was brought ashore by Ribu, he immediately began to beg for mercy from Uncle Ribu, and Uncle Omacchi and Uncle Ono told me to do this, just to punish them, not to punish me, I'm just a child, well, well, Uncle won't punish you, but you have to wash the mud off your clothes, because we're going to go ashore and eat sweet potatoes, called chicken. Your uncle and Uncle Ono did bad things, so the uncle punished them for not having enough to eat, and he smiled and reached out to help him with his clothes. He just washes them with water.

Then the two of them went ashore to eat sweet potatoes. Yun Tianlong and Tang Hong, who had caught a lot of fish, asked and handed them a finished pheasant and a bunch of roasted sweet potatoes, and pointed to a river that would take at least a few days to dry up and said, "This river will dry up for several days, but we have enough fish here, so why don't we kill them all and leave them alive?"

"Lai Yunyan gave you chicken legs, Yin Hong gave you chicken legs, sister-in-law gave you chicken wings, I ate chicken breasts, and the chicken butts were left for Tang Xiaomu and Tang Xiaoye, two bastards. While eating the chicken wings, Tang Bu looked at the two people and nodded, saying, "If we eat fish yesterday, eat fish today, and eat tomorrow it may be a problem, so when we are full, we will push it to... After returning Tang Hong and Yun Tianlong's words, "Who instigated those two bastards to throw mud at me?" He asked, looking at the subtitles.

"Woooo Boom, boom, boom... As soon as Tang Bu's words fell, the rich man on Tang Xiaomu's list immediately ran out, and the speed was faster than that of Brother Rui If you are one, the twenty-four female guests can run. When a member of the Tang family fled the smoke, Tang Bu rolled his eyes directly at the camera, "Don't think I can't see, because I'm invisible, Wang Shichao and the prince, and the person who has a mine at home, don't think that I don't know that you encouraged Ah Juan and Xiao Ye." But not this time. Next time, I will release your pigeons for several months. My next broadcast is at 7 p.m. sharp. Because Double Happiness and Huang Xiaoli are going to participate in the competition tomorrow, I have to accompany them as a teacher, so I can't broadcast tomorrow. ”