"You're so pitiful, you haven't had a birthday when you're so old. How good I am, every year on my birthday, many people will give me birthday gifts, and my parents will promise me a condition in addition to giving me a birthday gift. Sun Xiaonian raised her confident little head and said.

"Yes. I said with a dark face.

"You don't even know how you spend your birthday?" the little girl asked like a curious baby all the way.

"Alas, this is a sad story. When I was very young, my master's old friend, Master Yideng, took in the only disciple. On his first birthday, he asked my master to name his apprentice. My master didn't want to take me there that day, but I was clamoring to go. In the end, my master and father took me there because he had no choice, and then I learned that everyone has a birthday, and I was clamoring for a birthday. My master had no choice, so he set that day as my birthday, and every time he lived with Huiyuan. I looked up and said.

Although my master always bullied me, he always loved me so much, and he was the person who loved me the most in the world.

"Third brother, next time you have to invite me on your birthday, I will definitely go and give you a birthday gift. Sun Xiaonian said with a smile to me.

Oh, that's not right. Isn't she older than me, I knew she was 24 years old when I showed her marriage. No matter how you count me, I'm older than her, why do you still call me the third brother?

"Why do you keep calling me third brother, aren't you older than me?" I asked with a confused expression.

"I don't know why, I always feel that there is a voice in my heart that keeps calling me your third brother. And it's very pleasant to scream, and besides, it looks like you're older than me, and you don't know how old you are, and you don't suffer if you call you the third brother. And from the first time I saw you, I felt that we were familiar, but I haven't seen you since I was a child, where did the déjà vu come from. It's over, it must be that I didn't finish the Meng Po soup when I was reincarnated, and I still have the memory of my previous life. "Sun Xiaonian is not out of the boundary.

Forget what her name is, anyway, don't call me any Heavenly Master.

I closed my eyes and thought back to what my master told me, and it always felt that it was not so simple. The ghost in this ancient painting was caught by me without any resistance, and why did my master tell me to destroy Sun Xiaonian's marriage. Isn't this harmful, in case people really love each other. There is an old saying that it is better to tear down a bridge than to destroy a marriage.

Forget it, I'll ask the master when I go back.

"Third brother, it's time to get off. Sun Xiaonian said in my ear.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw two little white rabbits about to come out, can't this girl be a little more conservative? But I like it, hehehehe... No, how can I have this kind of thought, it's too evil, it's too evil.

"Third brother, get out of the car quickly, what are you rubbing on it? You won't be motion sickness, right? Why don't I carry you down?"

"Come on, can you hold me with your little body? I'll get down by myself, and besides, I'm just thinking about something. "I'm too lazy to talk to this girl, and I'll be sold by her later, this little girl has a lot of ideas.

The little girl looked around the courtyard for a week, and finally fixed her eyes on a clay statue. Every time I asked my master if my father was a fairy, he didn't say anything, but only said that anyone or ghost who came to the store should put on three sticks of incense. Although it was thrown in the yard like this, exposed to the sun and rain every day, it still stood tall, and no soil would collapse, and it felt quite powerful.

Although I feel that my master and I will give a lot of money every time we go to help others catch ghosts, see marriages, preside over funerals, or whatever, but we live like that, we don't go hungry for three meals a day, and I don't have a penny, all of which are snatched away by my master and father, and he still says righteous words. Say what to wait for me to marry my daughter-in-law in the future, say that the house price is so expensive, how many years will it take to save to buy me a house in Jiangnan. I think I was deceived by my master, and I must have been used by him to say that I drank flower wine while I was away.

"Third brother, who is this clay statue? Why do I have a familiar feeling? What else is it in the courtyard, won't it destroy him if it rains like this? Aren't the clay statues in other temples or Taoist temples all in the room?"

"How do I know, I asked the master and didn't say, and he refused to let him move to the room. But don't worry, even if the flood comes, it won't be able to wash it away. No, hurry up and put incense in the incense burner in front of it, this is the rule set by my master. I said with the freshly lit incense.

The little girl immediately took the incense and bowed three times seriously. Well, these two little white rabbits are dishonest again, and they want to break through the shackles again. Phew... How can I have such dirty thoughts again, if I want to change it, I have to change it. Thinking about how I can have such evil thoughts with Mr. Yin and Yang, it seems that I have to talk to this little girl. What if I make a mistake one day?

At the moment when Sun Xiaonian bowed down, the clay statue actually trembled slightly, but I didn't notice it at that time.

"Let's go, let's go inside. I pulled up Sun Xiaonian and said.

Originally, I thought she would, but I didn't expect her to refuse at all, so I pulled it up. It's like a little couple, and it feels pretty good.

"How about the third brother, are my hands easy to touch?" Sun Xiaonian leaned over and whispered in my ear.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll pour you a glass of water, you can find a random place to make it first. Where did the stinky master run away again, why haven't you seen him yet?"

I knew what my master was doing, and I kicked open the door of the wing...

"Big, the stone is big, isn't it time to keep the ancestry for the next generation? I want to leave it to your grandson!

I raised my hand and pressed it on the socket... Comfortable, the whole world is clean.

"Stinky boy, is this a human thing? You pay me for qualifying. Master jumped up from his chair and shouted.

"Come on, it's just that you're still in the tournament, and then you dare to play the rankings?

"No, what you want. "I gave the ancient paintings to my master.

"Okay, you go out first, and I'll come to you when I'm done. And that million transferred to me. "Master took the ancient painting and stretched out his hand to me.

Bang...

I closed the door and slipped away, wanting my money to dream that it was my hard-earned fee. I didn't bother to pay attention to my master, and I was going to vomit after he was going to say a lot of reasons later. I can't give a decent excuse, and besides, I don't want to just tell him and me directly, I have to go around so many bays. It's so reasonable, so reasonable. Hum...

Let's go see Sun Xiaonian first, she is probably bored to death here.

I'm rubbing, this little girl is actually sweeping the floor here. She is the daughter of the Sun Group! The dream goddess of all the boys in Jiangnan is actually helping me sweep the floor now! If other people knew about this, would they kill me?

"Xiao Nian, don't sweep it, this is what my master did. Leave it to him, he'll be lazy again. I took Sun Xiaonian's broom and said.

"Ah, sweeping the floor or something, isn't it something that should be done by apprentices, what do you usually do?" Sun Xiaonian asked with a look of surprise.

"I'm in charge of cooking and grocery shopping, and my master is in charge of washing dishes and sweeping the floor. How's that? The division of labor is clear, isn't it? I said as I walked.

"Okay, you watch TV first, I'm going to cook, the sun is going down. I put on my apron and said.

"Third brother, I'll help you wash the vegetables!" Sun Xiaonian said with a look of eagerness.

"Forget it, you better watch TV obediently, I don't dare to let the number one beauty in Jiangnan help me wash the vegetables, if someone finds out, I will be beaten to death." "I don't dare to bother her, people are far away. Besides, that man would be willing to let such a beautiful beauty wash the vegetables.

I'll open the fridge first to see what else is there. Well, tonight I will eat fried meat with eggplant, sauerkraut fish, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded potatoes with hot and sour potatoes, and a cabbage soup to perfection.

An hour and a half later...

Serve, well, just looking at the color makes people salivate, smell the smell. No, I'm going to eat three bowls of rice tonight.

"Wow, third brother, I can't imagine that you still have a hand in cooking. In the future, I will take care of you, and you can cook for me. Sun Xiaonian rubbed his hands next to him and said.

"Come on, you haven't eaten anything delicious, it's just a home-cooked meal for poor people like us. Wait until you've eaten two meals and don't want to eat it. I put down my apron and said.

"That's different, anyway, the food made by the third brother is delicious, hmm... By the way, what about your master?" the little girl actually started.

"You eat first, you've been hungry for a long time, I'll call my master. ”

"Don't shout, I'm here, the stinky boy didn't expect you to be so powerful, so you brought my daughter-in-law back to me?"

"Stinky master, what are you talking nonsense, she is Sun Xiaonian, the one you asked me to destroy other people's marriages, she was afraid that I would come back late and drive me back. And when did you bring back a lewd man?" I jumped up and said, "The stinky master actually said that it was my daughter-in-law.

"I have long heard that Yan Tianshi has a high realm, and he is the most famous senior in the entire Spiritual Bureau. I didn't expect to be so young and talented. Sun Xiaonian stood up and said.

That's right, although my master is very old, from the outside, some people believe him when he is my brother. But don't be deceived by his appearance, his temper is very big, once there was a very high level of bull-nosed old man who said that my master is a stinky boy. My master actually slapped him to death, and then the whole master knelt down and begged my master not to be angry.

Although Master has a great temper, he has never lost his temper with me. Every time I got into trouble, my master covered me and never blamed me.

"Well, yes, yes. Sun Xiaonian deserves to be called the number one beauty in the south of the Yangtze River, and she is really a city and a country!" said the master as he sat down to eat.

"Hello everyone, my name is Zhen Qingchun, and I am the little ghost hiding in the ancient painting. The lewd man with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks said, shaking his hand.

"Ahh

"Miss Sun, you don't have to be nervous, well, although this Zhen Qingchun is a ghost, he looks obscene. But he doesn't hurt. He is no different from a normal person now, and he will be the follower of Thirteen in the future. The master said helplessly.

"What? Really pure? Even you are innocent? There are no obscene people in this world. I said, waving my hand.

"Third brother, it is Zhen Huan's biography, not true or false. Zhen Qingchun smiled evilly, how could such an obscene person take such an obscene name, even if the person is obscene, the name is still obscene. This name is worthy of him, why is it so impure.

"Ah, forget it, it doesn't matter if you're pure or not. Fortunately, I have enough cooking, do you want to eat? By the way, why do you call me the third brother?" I said helplessly.

"Why don't you eat, I'm a normal person now, and I'm not a ghost. Third brother, you don't care why, it's right to call it anyway. Well, the rice cooked by the third brother is still so delicious. Zhen Qingchun said while picking up vegetables.

Forget it, I'll ask the master later. It stands to reason that this Zhen Qingchun should still be a ghost, but I didn't see it with the eye of heaven just now, it may be that my master used a secret method to help him return his soul. It seems that I was deceived by my master again this time, he already knew what it was, and asked me to go, Zhen Qingchun's Dharma Body should have been found by my master a long time ago, but the soul was not found, he should be the master's old man.

The master said that he would be my follower in the future, and it seems that the master is still very good to me and did not let me be his follower. If I had been his attendant, my Wise I would have been ruined like this, but he would have been ruined as my attendant! Thinking that his name was Zhen Qingchun cooperating with his obscene face, I had goosebumps on the ground.