089: Make an exception
Kong Shucheng's memory is really bad, isn't it?
Of course not.
At this point, he is not a delusional self-confidence, let alone arrogant speculation. Since the upgrade of the Xueba system, he can clearly feel that he has made great progress in his memory.
In just ten seconds, memorize 15 playing cards, and the numbers and suits must be correct.
Who remembers, who knows.
Therefore, when Li Ruiyun commented that his memory was "very poor", his heart was resistant.
You can do it, you can come, if you can't, don't BB.
Kong Shucheng raised his eyes and looked at Li Ruiyun: "Senior sister, you said that my memory is very poor, can you remember 54 cards in one breath in ten seconds? If that's the case, why haven't I seen your alluring image in "The Most Awesome Brain"?"
"Cut, who writes a diary for a serious person? In the same way: who will be a serious person on an entertainment program like "The Most Awesome Brain"? It's all routines. ”
"Without further ado, senior sister, please start your show. ”
Senior sister Li Ruiyun stroked her forehead bangs: "Come on! Senior brother, please let the horse come!"
"Good!"
Kong Shucheng took the playing card that Li Ruiyun had seen in his hand and began to ask: "Excuse me, what is the 9th card?"
"Plum 6. ”
"16th street?"
"6 of hearts. ”
“.........”
Kong Shucheng frowned: "Okay, senior sister, shouldn't you have peeked a few more times just now?"
"Don't live in the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. Go on. ”
Kong Shucheng nodded, looked at the playing cards in his hand again, and then smiled coldly: "Excuse me, what about the 20 playing cards?"
“.........”
Li Ruiyun didn't speak, just took a deep breath.
"Hehe, senior sister can't answer, right? 20 cards can't answer, which is enough to prove that you can only remember a dozen cards at most. You say I'm bad, isn't that a bit of a show?"
The ninth card is a 6 of clubs, the sixteenth is a 6 of hearts, and the twentieth card you just asked, if I remember correctly, should still be a 6 - but a 6 of spades. Six-six-six, three-six, junior, you're really good. ”
“.........”
Kong Shucheng didn't speak, he only felt a chill in his heart, and quickly swept around him.
If memory serves, the last person who shocked him so much should be Zhou Luoxia.
That day, outside the ancient poetry finals, Zhou Luoxia silently recited, and it only took a few minutes to win the song "Ying's Cry Preface".
"Damn, no wonder there are more and more bachelors in society, the fundamental reason is not that there are fewer women, but that women have become better. Lu Xun often said that when a woman is ruthless, there is nothing to do with men, but I didn't expect that when a woman's memory is open, there is nothing to do with men. Kong Shucheng sincerely praised the senior sister.
"Come less, don't be sexist. Moreover, with my memory, I am no match for my uncle. ”
"Ah......... If that's the case, I'd like to call the police right now. ”
"Why?"
"I have extreme suspicions that you and your uncle are both alien trisolarans. ”
"you, if we are a three-body person, then you may be a low-profile version of Luo Ji. You are really vulnerable in front of the three-body person. ”
"It's okay, I still have the system. ”
"you. ”
“.........”
Kong Shucheng was injured +2.
[Dingdong, a warning from the system, the host is suspected of deliberately exposing the existence of this system, and 5 credits will be automatically deducted.] If there is a recidivism, the hippocampus will be seen. 】
“.........”
Kong Shucheng's face turned green.
Li Ruiyun was a little curious: "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
"Oh, nothing. I just feel ......... Compared to you, I'm really hard!"
"Of course, generally speaking, my uncle doesn't want to teach students with low IQs. Just now, judging from your quick calculations and shorthand, you are actually okay. Truth or say. ”
"Thank you. ”
"At least, it's a lot better than the average high school student. ”
"Thank you. ”
"However, it did not meet my uncle's standard for accepting apprentices. ”
"........." Kong Shucheng continued to disagree: "Senior Sister Li, didn't you just say that your uncle has a three-board axe for entry, we only took the quick calculation and shorthand test just now, and there is a third assessment?"
"The third assessment, you are even more he. ”
"Hurry up, what is the third entry assessment? Could it be the tip of China?"
"Kong Shucheng, you only know how to eat. If you want to know what to assess, don't you consciously knock on the door to take a look? ”
After speaking, Li Ruiyun sat on the sofa and covered his mouth and snickered.
was in a state of waiting to see Kong Shucheng being slapped in the face.........
“.........”
Kong Shucheng was helpless, so he could only be cheeky and knocked on Li Luogen's study door.
After a few seconds, the study door opened.
Kong Shucheng looked at it fixedly, and saw Li Luogen sitting in front of the computer, his hands on the keyboard, and his fingertips fluttering in unison. With his crackling operation, the blue computer screen of the Apple computer, like the water of the Yangtze River, burst out rows of professional code.
It turns out that Uncle's "entry third board axe" is programming.
To be exact, it should be called "functional programming".
.........
Li Luogen glanced back at him, slightly surprised: "Kong Shucheng, it's so late, you haven't left yet?"
"Well, yes. ”
"As I said, I have no fate with you, and I won't agree to help you make up for math. And, as you can see, I'm not available right now. ”
"Fate, I can wait, time, I can wait. ”
“.........”
Li Luogen finally put down the keyboard.
He got up slowly, and then patted Kong Shucheng on the shoulder: "Young man, in fact, whoever is your math teacher is the same. Oh yes, what you just told me, your math teacher Hu Jun, in fact, I also know, his professional level is still okay. ”
"No, I think you're the only one who deserves to be my math tutor. ”
Li Luogen waved his hand: "You better give up." ”
At this moment, the study still reverberates with the tactful song "The Sound Of Silence".
"Uncle Li, is it because of Teacher Tong Yan that you hate Wu and Wu, and you also hate all the students of Dongrao No. 4 Middle School?"
As soon as Kong Shucheng said the word "Tong Yan", although Li Luogen did not show any facial expression, his hand that tried to take the teacup still trembled slightly.........
"At a young age, I like gossip so much!"
When he said this, Li Luogen pretended to be angry and glared at Li Ruiyun next to him.
Li Ruiyun asked rhetorically: "Uncle, isn't it?"
"Of course not. ”
Li Luogen took a sip of tea, and then looked at Kong Shucheng: "Just now, you were outside, you should have been chatting with Xiaoyun for a long time, right?"
Kong Shucheng nodded and did not speak.
Li Luogen: "You may also know the principle of my apprenticeship, right? Kong Shucheng, quick calculation, shorthand, functional programming, can you do these things?"
Kong Shucheng bowed his head: "Not much." ”
Li Luogen smiled: "So, I think you are just a mediocre student, in this case, you should seriously do the basic knowledge and then discuss mathematics with me." After all, our time is precious, isn't it?"
"Uncle Li, can't you make an exception once?"
"Why do I make an exception when you come? Is it because you're a little more handsome?"
"Uncle Li, I think you're too out of the way with this beginner three-plate axe. And quick calculations, shorthand, and functional programming, as long as I am given a little time, I can master it better. ”
"Okay, wait until you learn better, and then come to me. ”
"No, I'm afraid I can't wait. ”
"Why can't you wait? You're only a sophomore in high school this year, and even if you take the college entrance examination, it will take more than a year. ”
"No, I only have 33 days, oh no, it's 32 days. After saying this, Kong Shucheng frowned, and his expression looked extremely serious.
Li Luogen: ".........?"
Li Ruiyun: ".........?"