Chapter Seventy-Six: A Strange Job Fair
Watching the fairies walk up to the stage one after another to show, Zheng Yu was already ready, he could already foresee the big sales of bags and the expectant eyes of the fairies.
The runway show was all displayed in the eyes of everyone.
Zheng Yu happily walked into the store, only to see that Zheng Yu's expression gradually stiffened, and there were only two fairies watching in the store.
"These bags are too small, I'm afraid they can't even fit a magic weapon. ”
"That's right, it's still my Qiankun bag that has a lot of stuff. ”
The two fairies shook their heads and left the shop.
Zheng Yu wondered, is the fairy just this taste, any bag here can make the mortal woman fall for it, and when I arrived at the fairy, I felt too small, damn this bag is not used to hold things, it is really a group of old Tan'er.
Fairy Yaoji behind the counter in the distance was already close to collapse, she originally thought that the immortals of the heavenly realm would be as crazy about these bags as her, but she didn't expect that she was the only one who was crazy.
"Don't be discouraged, fairy, we will definitely have a way to make everyone acceptable. ”
Zheng Yu saw the dejected Yaoji Fairy and hurriedly stepped forward to comfort her.
"Forget it, I'd better keep it to myself. ”
Fairy Yaoji was completely desperate, she picked up a limited edition mini powder, and said softly: "I'm sorry, they don't know how to appreciate you, but don't worry, as long as I appreciate you, it's enough." ”
Ah, this~ Fairy Yaoji is crazy.
Li Ling'er walked over and glared at Zheng Yu: "Hmph, I thought you were some kind of master, but that's it." ”
"You~" Zheng Yu was completely stunned, he was incomplete, this Zheng Yu did lose, he lost very completely, he completely forgot who his sales target was, this is different from clothes, the gods have been wearing the same clothes for ten thousand years, and when they see new clothes, they will naturally want to try it, but the bag is different, their perception of the bag is completely different, so this marketing announcement is a complete failure, and then another plan will be enabled.
"Yes, I have a new marketing plan. ”
Zheng Yu once again thought of a new marketing plan to tell Fairy Yaoji, but Fairy Yaoji obviously didn't like it at all, and she decided to collect all the bags.
Zheng Yu had no choice but to leave, but he decided that he must try this new plan.
Zheng Yu's shop was running very smoothly, and the immortals once again snapped up the clothes in his shop.
At this time, Nezha called.
"Boss Zheng, someone has come to see the car, the red Volkswagen has been taken away, you come and collect the money." ”
"So fast, Nezha, you're good, this efficiency is high enough. ”
"Haha, you won the prize, it was a friend of mine who picked up the car, he saw the car I posted in the circle of friends, and said that it was very cheap and came to pick up one... Uncle Mo Liqing, you're here, oh, you want a car, okay, boss, I won't tell you, there's a life, come back quickly. ”
Hung up the phone, Zheng Yu was about to go to the Trade City, and Zhu Bajie ran over.
"Brother Zheng Yu, you wait for me. ”
"Brother Pig, what's the matter with you?"
"Brother, my supermarket is not bad now, but the only drawback is that there is no smoke, that is, the kind of thing you gave Lao Jun and Brother Monkey, many people have come to look for me, you see, is it to give me a supermarket to call. ”
Zheng Yu thought about it for a while and said: "Brother Pig, your supermarket is not suitable for selling cigarettes, and I don't have a purchase channel for cigarettes for the time being, so I'll let you know when I'm ready." ”
It's not that Zheng Yu doesn't give Zhu Bajie cigarettes, it's completely because Zhu Bajie is too lazy to do it, yesterday Zheng Yu went to Zhu Bajie supermarket to look at the accounts, and found that his expenses and income were flat, and he only knew that Zhu Bajie had eaten a lot by himself, and he was quite shrewd, but his own expenses and income were kept in a stable state, and he would never break this state, so this cigarette could not be handed over to him for the time being, and Zheng Yu was ready to withdraw the wine from Zhu Bajie's supermarket, and this product could not be supported at all.
Zheng Yu returned to the Trade City, where there were a lot of immortals from various immortal sects, all with flyers in their hands, obviously ready to buy cars, but most of them came to see the excitement.
Coincidentally, Zheng Yu saw a blue-faced man flying away in a Honda car.
"This looks familiar, it can't be Nezha's Uncle Mo Liqing. ”
As he was talking, Nezha saw Zheng Yu and shouted loudly at him: "Zheng Yu, come back quickly, there are so many people, I can't be busy."
Zheng Yu hurriedly came to Nezha's side: "Why don't you use the doppelganger technique." ”
"I don't know how to use a doppelganger, but I have three heads and six arms, but this one doesn't work, I just have two legs. ”
"Well, when I didn't say it, Nezha helped me write a recruitment list and posted it at the door. ”
"Okay. ”
A piece of paper with black letters on a white background is written with two big words of recruitment, which reads: The company is looking for sales elites from all walks of life, requiring to be able to speak, bear hardships and stand hard work, as long as you work hard to earn a monthly salary of one million is not a dream, telephone: 13 *********.
As soon as this revelation was posted, the whole scene was immediately detonated, and everyone squeezed their heads to apply, and those who originally came to buy a car also became applicants, and some people even posted a circle of friends, and when they saw the words of a million monthly salary, the circle of friends exploded instantly.
Zheng Yu had no choice but to set up a table on the side and start on-site recruitment.
"What are your specialties? ”
Zheng Yu opened his mouth and asked the first applicant.
The first place was a disciple from Penglai Immortal Island, and his righteousness was really dazzling, and when he looked at him, Zheng Yu's whole eyes were about to flash blind.
"I'm grass, you flash, next. ”
This person didn't say a word, and left with a confused face, and at the same time, the divine light on his body disappeared.
The second is a scattered immortal from Heavenly Court.
"I have a specialty, I can conjure a big watermelon. ”
Saying that, he actually made up a big watermelon.
"Hehe, okay, you go home and eat slowly, next. ”
As soon as the second one left, the third scattered immortal came over singing Allegro.
"When you are a dang, when you are a dang, I will tell you about the tiger hero Wu Dalang. ”
"You stop me, you don't even know who hit the tiger, go home and look through the dictionary. ”
"What the hell does that look like a tiger pinched by SEI?"
"Ximen Qing. ”
"Ah, okay, thank you, a wave in the waves, a wave in the waves, I'll tell you about the tiger hero Ximen Qing..."
Watching the scattered immortals go farther and farther, Zheng Yu seemed to feel that something was wrong, these people seemed to be a little too evil, it wouldn't be someone who deliberately came to find fault.
Zheng Yu got up and shouted: "Today's recruitment is over, everyone go back." ”
"What? We haven't applied yet. ”
"yes, it's over, it's all the way around. ”
Zheng Yu went directly to the door and tore down the recruitment notice.
Everyone returned in a daze, and two figures, a man and a woman, appeared and stopped Zheng Yu.
The male Lei Gong mouth, the female is good, and she is very beautiful.
Zheng Yu recognized Lei Gongzui, isn't this the Lei Gong who stopped him from being fined last time.
"Oh, isn't this Uncle Lei, then this must be Sister Dianmu. ”
Lei Gong was immediately unhappy when he heard this, why did he call himself uncle, just because he had hair on his face?
"Hehe, this little brother can speak, I'll just say Lao Lei, the little brother Zheng Yu is very kind. ”
Lei Gong smiled awkwardly.
Zheng Yu said: "Is there anything wrong with the two of you?"
Lei Gong said: "Are you here?"
"Photos, it's over. ”
"Ahh
"Someone made trouble, so I didn't recruit it. ”
"What? Someone dares to make trouble here, who, if you say it, I will chop him to death. ”
Zheng Yu looked at Lei Gong without saying a word.
Lei Gong looked at the electric mother embarrassedly and laughed twice: "Me?"
Zheng Yu snorted coldly and turned around and left.
The electric mother lightning stopped Zheng Yu in one step: "Brother, it's all my family's waste to come up with a bad idea to make you recruit, I'm sorry we were wrong, but we need this job very much, I have an eighty-year-old mother in my family, and a three-year-old child, Brother Zheng Yu, our husband and wife have been security guards in Heaven for thousands of years, and our wages have been in arrears for hundreds of years, and now the family is so poor that they can't open the pot, Brother Zheng Yu, we know that you are a good person, please take us in." ”
Lei Gong walked over and said dejectedly: "I'm sorry Brother Zheng Yu, it's all our fault, I hope you can forgive us, we will be good gods in the future." ”
Nezha frowned and pulled Zheng Yu aside and whispered: "Brother Zheng Yu, these two husband and wife have done a lot of bad things on weekdays, and they can't be left behind." ”
Zheng Yu didn't want to stay, but if he wasn't afraid of thieves stealing, he was afraid that thieves would worry about him, it would be bad if they secretly knifed you, but he couldn't leave them here, after all, this was his own business, and he had it.
"I know you also want to mend your ways, but you are really not suitable for the Trade City, so let's recommend another deal, whether it can be achieved depends on you. ”
The two looked at each other when they heard this, and hurriedly said, "What a deal." ”
"Security. ”
"What, then don't you go back to your old job, Zheng Yu, if you don't want to use it, let's just say it, how many Ligeren. ”
Lei Gong looked very angry, and the electric mother stepped forward and glared at Lei Gong, and Lei Gong suddenly stopped talking.
Dianmu smiled: "I don't know where Brother Zheng Yu are going to let us do security." ”
Zheng Yu said: "I have a security conference here in the next seven days, and you need to do the security work at the conference, and I will give you 200,000 yuan to be responsible for the security facilities of the conference. ”
"Two hundred thousand, no problem, it's on us. ”