Volume 1 Begins in the Nineties 0005 Little Aunt
After a few words, the three of them returned to the kitchen together, but when Qian Hong held the spoon, the old aunt was sprinkled with something left and right, which naturally caused the dissatisfaction of the old mother, and her eyes slanted at her and said: "If you have something to say, just say it directly, don't be like a thief, you will keep sprinkling Mo when you enter someone's house." ”
"Hey, hey, my brother-in-law hasn't come back yet?"
"I said it was today, but I haven't arrived home yet, maybe the train is late, right? Are you looking for him?" The mother scooped a large spoonful of eggs from the fried persimmons, and put them in Qian Hong's bowl with her hand.
"Didn't my brother-in-law go to Manchuria this time? He promised to bring me a silk scarf from Lao Maozi, and I ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”
"So it's coming from something?"
"Who said that, I still came to see my eldest nephew. As she spoke, the old aunt hugged Qian Hong from behind, and almost squeezed out the fried persimmons that Qian Hong had just stuffed into her mouth.
"I don't know you yet, I can't wait to dress up tonight, right?" asked my mother with a bright eye.
"It's my sister in the end, guess it accurately!" The old aunt began to pretend to be stupid again, for this youngest sister, my mother is very fond of her, and she once said to Qian Hong repeatedly: Your aunt is the youngest in our family, you usually let her do more, or I will beat you!
"I really didn't take you! I have to wear it tonight?"
"It's definitely the best to be able to wear it. ”
"Then wear mine first, your brother-in-law bought me one last time, I remember to put it in the cabinet, mine look for it." ”
"Big sister, I love you to death!"
"Get up, it's weirdly hot. ”
The old mother who put down the rice bowl, shook off the hug of the old aunt, and quickly went to the cabinet in the middle room to rummage through it, but she couldn't find it, so she moved to the living room and took out the big suitcase under Qian Hong's small bed.
"Boy, I heard that you disappeared again today, your mother begged people everywhere to find you, and you didn't get beaten when you went home, right?" The old aunt looked at her mother's back, and then made fun of Qian Honglai.
"I've already beaten it. Qian Hong held a big bowl and stuffed a large spoonful of stirred rice and persimmon scrambled eggs into his mouth.
"Can't you let your mom save some snacks?
"I hid a cat beard with my classmates, and I forgot the time when I climbed the tree, and I won't be in the future. ”
"You're in a tree, so why don't you squeak when everyone calls you?"
"It's interesting to watch them come around looking for me, so I didn't squeak. ”
"You really don't get beaten and it's not dark!"
"People who burn their crotches by playing with lanterns are not qualified to talk about me. ”
"Oh, you little rabbit, you mention this again, believe it or not that I beat you?"
"Mom...... , my aunt said she was going to beat me!"
"You two are honest, don't you see that I'm looking for something?" In the middle of the search, the old mother screamed and pulled the pair of aunts and nephews who were not doing right.
"Hmph, go back and tell your dad to clean you up. The old aunt shrank her neck and threatened in a low voice.
"Then I'll put your silk scarf on Gerry!" When I was in my hometown, I had been bickering for 20 years, Qian Hong would never lose to my aunt in this regard, as soon as I heard that her beloved things might suffer, my aunt finally rolled her eyes and began to adopt a gentle policy: "Big nephew, my aunt is about to pay her salary, and when the time comes, please eat ice cream?"
"It's not uncommon, besides, your salary is not enough for you to buy clothes and shoes!"
"That'...... In a few days, Lao Tiantou will stew elbows, and I will leave you a piece of elbow skin?"
"No, grandpa will leave it to me. ”
If you dare to trouble my silk scarf, then I will never be with you again. ”
"Let's get down to business, can your Youth League Committee get a free ticket?"
"Hey! It turns out that my eldest nephew wants to watch a movie, this is easy to do, what do you want to watch, "Shining Red Star", "Mine Warfare" or "Little Soldier Zhang Ga"? I heard that a new movie has recently come out, called "Trick or Treat Troops", which is said to make people laugh to death!"
"Comedy?...... Don't treat me like a little brat, okay?"
"Hehehehe, what are you not a little brat?"
“...... I don't care, I'm going to watch those movies that come on at 10 p.m. at the club. ”
"Does your mother know? Ask her to see if she doesn't beat you up until ten o'clock in the evening. ”
"Anyway, I want a movie ticket, and if you don't give it to me, then your silk scarf will be finished. ”
"If I give it to you, your mother won't let you watch it, those are all movies that adults watch, some fight and kill people, some ghosts and monkeys, and some fall in love and kiss each other. ”
"That's my business. ”
Qian Hong was trying to bargain with his aunt, but his mother came over with a silk scarf, but the aunt went crazy immediately after just one look, jumped up and took the silk scarf, and then rushed to the cabinet in the middle room in a few steps, fiddling with the mirror constantly, and humming a little song in her mouth.
"What are you two talking about?" I think it's a ticket?" asked Mom, picking up the spoon again and turning to the smelly aunt.
"Daewoo asked me for movie tickets. The old aunt, who was completely brainy, replied, and sold Qian Hong in an instant.
"Don't give him a movie ticket, I see that you look like a movie ticket, I want to wait for the summer vacation, if you don't do well in the final exam this time, then don't think about it." The old mother squinted her eyes slightly, and announced to Qian Hong domineeringly, but Qian Hong didn't talk back, pulled the rice chop in the bowl into her stomach three or two times, put down the rice bowl and walked towards the old aunt.
"That's how you tie a red scarf, go out and be ready to be laughed to death!"
"It's worse, go to the back of your neck and hang yourself. ”
"This is good, this is good, that's how I usually tie it. ”
Walking and jumping up violently, like an energetic little carp, Qian Hong, who jumped on the kang neatly, threw off his shoes, and then watched the old aunt keep fiddling with the silk scarf around her neck, and then began to comment on the poisonous tongue, and successfully made the old aunt angry in a few words!
"Little Dayu, I'll fight with you!" The old aunt rushed up and wanted to pinch Qian Hong's neck, but Qian Hong stood on top of the quilt with a smoke, which was a position that would never be reached by the kang without taking off his shoes.
The red-eyed aunt was about to take off her shoes, but the old mother suddenly appeared and slapped her buttocks, finally stopping the war between the little aunt and the eldest nephew.
"Forget it, seeing that you are so pitiful, I will help you!" Qian Hong, who accepted it when he saw it, jumped off the quilt and came to the front of his aunt, just stood on the edge of the kang, and began to tie the silk scarf again.