Maonan, formerly known as Maonanguo.

Usually, some people call him Mr. Nan Guo. I heard that Mao Nanguo's mother's nickname was "Red Bean", and she liked Tang poems more when she was young, especially the song "Acacia". After her son was born, she didn't even think about it, and directly named her "Nanguo".

After all, "red beans are born in the south".

At first, Mao Nan still felt that the name "Nanguo" was quite domineering. But gradually, the name Mao Nanguo was taken out of rhythm by some people. When he was in the fifth grade of elementary school, a boy laughed loudly in front of him: Red beans are born in the south of the country, and a few branches come in spring.

For this, Mao Nan fought with the boy on the spot.

The shot was too heavy, so I had to transfer schools.

Mao Nan is not very tall, about 166 (known to the outside world as 170), but he is short and aggressive. Because he likes to fight, and his grades are poor, he is often punished for calling his parents. In the fourth middle school, Mao Nan's best friends are Kong Shucheng and Liu Ming. The three of them together were once ridiculed by Long Piaopiao as "hawthorn chips".

Three scumbags into one piece.

"Ah Cheng, what do you want to do?"

"Read. ”

"Read, whose book is it read, is it greasy, or is it elbowed? Oh yes, "The Great Road Towards the Sky" has been completed, you made it, master, I'm going to slaughter it. ”

"Please, I'm reading a review book, not an online article. ”

"Don't tease. ”

"What are you doing, you're not a cricket. ”

Kong Shucheng just wanted to close the door, but Mao Nan squeezed into the bedroom with a pair of Luo hoop legs, shrunk his head and shrunk: "Ah Cheng, don't close the door yet, let me go in and smoke a cigarette, by the way, I still have something to ask you." ”

"Your sister, why did you smoke and come to our bedroom, I caught someone who wanted to sit together. ”

"It's brothers, eating chicken together and smoking together. ”

After Mao Nan closed the bedroom door, he skillfully pulled out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. In the entire fourth middle school, there are not many people who dare to smoke secretly, Mao Nan is one, and they all seem to be addicted to smoking.

Kong Shucheng glanced at it and found that he was holding a pack of Yuxi cigarettes, with the word "jade" written on the cigarette box, and a green jade figure in the middle, and even the filter of the cigarette was green.

Mao Nan slickly popped out two cigarettes.

"Ah Cheng, have you ever smoked this kind of Yuxi?"

"It's too green, I don't like it. ”

"Damn, it's a cigarette, it's not a hat, what's the matter with the green dot? Come on, smoke one for you." Let me tell you the truth, this is called Yuxi Jade, a pack of 100 yuan, one is equivalent to five yuan, two bottles of Coke. ”

"I don't want to smoke. Mao Nan, if he is caught smoking by the dormitory management department, he will die, and the guarantee is to report criticism. ”

"Cut, just report it, it's not the first time anyway. Last time I secretly did a live broadcast in the dormitory, and after being punished and criticized by the school, guess what? My followers increased by more than 200 overnight, and I also added several WeChat messages of freshman girls. Ah Cheng, I, Mao Nan, have figured it out, scumbags like us, we just can't think too much. You say, let a talent like me compare cultural achievements with top students, isn't that just a comparison between sharks and monkeys to climb trees. ”

"You Mao Nan has become a shark, but Xueba has become a monkey, you really know how to compare. ”

"Hehe, that's what it means anyway. In short, to be a man is to be chic. As the saying goes, life must be happy, don't make the golden pillow empty to the moon. ”

"It's a gold bottle, not a golden pillow. ”

"I know. ”

Mao Nan took a deep breath of Yuxi Jade, and his pitifully small eyes immediately narrowed into a slit, feeling very ecstatic.

"Maonan, you can't go on like this anymore. To tell you the truth, your family is not rich, can you compare with the porcupine family? His father is the director, his mother is a real estate executive, and he is also a physics class representative. ”

"I can't compare to him, but my character is 10,000 times better than his. ”

"Since you can't compare, then don't slap your swollen face and become fat, even if you smoke a hundred cigarettes, no one will say that you Mao Nan has a card. ”

"Ah Cheng, you don't come to teach me a lesson, Brother Mao Nan doesn't like to drink chicken soup. Let me tell you, this pack of cigarettes was earned by my ability. ”

"Earned?"

"Hmm. Last week, I gambled on a stone in a jade live broadcast room, which was a big leak. Guess how much I earned? It's eight hundred dollars, folks. Hehe, I'll just ask you, is Brother Mao Nan awesome?"

In other words, Mao Nan has been obsessed with treasure appreciation since junior high school, and he has basically lost all the treasure appreciation novels on the Internet. Recently, he was chasing a copy of "Treasure Appreciation", and he heard that there were a lot of dry goods, so this kid took notes while reading the novel. Therefore, Kong Shucheng believes that the only person who can read online novels and take notes carefully may be the only one on the whole network.

In addition to reading treasure novels, he will go to the antique market whenever he has time.

In the past few years, he has smashed all the thousands of dollars he has accumulated since he was a child on antiques, but he has basically missed them.

The most ruthless time was in the summer vacation of the first year of high school, he spent more than 3,000 yuan to buy a blue and white vase from an antique dealer, thinking that he had missed a blue and white of the Yuan Dynasty, but when he took it to the appraisal center, he was told that it was an imitation.

He didn't believe it alive or dead. The expert immediately put a tiny camera into the bottle, and the few photos taken almost made him vomit blood in anger. On the inside wall of that blue vase, not only was it written "Thank you for your patronage", but it was also embossed with the head of Peppa Pig. Mao Nan said, that is simply "murderous heart"!

"Mr. Mao, this time, you didn't meet Peppa Pig again, did you?"

"It's hard to look back on. Mao Nan waved his hand and took a puff of cigarette pretending to be a fairy: "Ah Cheng, I have something to do, I really have to interrogate you." ”

"If you have something to say, you can say it, and if you have a fart, let it go. ”

"I heard that you started to attack the new goddess Zhou Luoxia in our class?"

"Get out. ”

"Don't! A manly man, you have to dare to love and dare to go. Don't worry, in this matter, I always support you mentally and physically. ”

"Don't talk nonsense. I don't care, don't ruin the reputation of Zhou Xueba. ”

"I'm not talking nonsense. Someone saw that you two had been hiding in the classroom last night and sneaking around. And ........."

"And what?"

"Besides, there's a power outage, and you're both sticky together. ”

"Who is so cheap on a horse? She and I just did a problem together in the classroom. ”

"Hahaha, let's do it together......... Question?"

Mao Nan laughed, ten times cheaper than Liu Ming.

Xiucai met Bing, Kong Shucheng didn't want to beep with Mao Nan anymore, he wanted to read a book.

He returned to his desk and was about to leave with the book "Champion Cheats - High School Physics Knowledge Combing and Breakthrough in Test Points".

Mao Nan suddenly snatched the book away.

"Damn, isn't it, Ah Cheng, the titles on this champion cheats are all written by yourself?"

"I didn't write it, did you write it?"

"When did you write it?"

"Last night. ”

"You didn't sleep last night, did you?"

"Well, it's a liver burst. ”

“.........”

Mao Nan didn't speak, but suddenly stared at Kong Shucheng in a daze.

"Why are you looking at me like this? You don't want to engage in South-South cooperation!"

"Ah Cheng, the tongs told me last night that you seem to have changed as a person, and I didn't believe it at first. ”

"Now you believe it?"

"Well, now, there's a loss of belief. ”

"Then get out of here, I'm really going to read a book. ”

Kong Shucheng snatched the "Champion Secret Book", hurriedly closed the door, and hurriedly walked to the classroom.

Mao Nan finished pumping the Yuxi jade in his hand, stood at the entrance of the building, and watched Kong Shucheng go to the classroom with his own eyes. However, just when he began to think that Kong Shucheng was really studying seriously, he saw another familiar figure.

Zhou Luoxia.

That's right, less than a minute after Kong Shucheng walked into the classroom with his front foot, Zhou Luoxia also walked into the classroom with her head down and headphones on.

The corners of Mao Nan's mouth twitched slightly.

Hehe, reading a book?

Ah Cheng, you really have you!

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