Chapter 183: This thing is a joke

Looking at Taishang Laojun, who enjoyed the pleasure brought by the massage chair, Zheng Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief, he actually forgot about the doppelganger today, and then took out his hair to conjure up a clone.

A few cars flew in the sky from time to time, and when he saw the cars in the sky, Zheng Yu remembered that he still needed to find the source of the car, that Manager Wang couldn't count on it, this guy was too greedy, he gave him so many benefits, and finally wanted to poach his own customers, but fortunately, he couldn't find his customers, otherwise he would squat like them, maybe they would really let them poach them.

Ao Bing, who was in the distance, walked out of the supermarket, saw Zheng Yu, and hurriedly ran over.

"Zheng Yu, we just counted the goods in the supermarket, and found that there is a big discrepancy between the list of goods and the rest, do you know what's going on?"

"Is there a discrepancy?" Zheng Yu first thought of Zhu Bajie's self-theft, but Zhu Bajie should not be like this, and the goods were re-counted after Zhu Bajie left, there should be no discrepancies, right, maybe he was wrong: "Oh, that's the case, it may be that I was careless, it's okay, you just tell me the inventory, what's the difference, I'll buy the goods immediately, and I can send them all this afternoon." ”

"Alright, I'll give you a list. ”

With that, Ao Bing went back to the supermarket and handed a list to Zheng Yu in his hand.

After taking the list, Zheng Yu was about to leave, and Ao Heng unexpectedly appeared.

"Zheng Yu, when did the game field start you said, I checked all the game videos yesterday, and I suddenly found that I couldn't extricate myself, can I start quickly. ”

Zheng Yu smiled: "Don't worry, don't worry, a good meal is not afraid of being late, aren't I already preparing, equipment and everything need time to prepare." ”

Zheng Yu has found a supplier through Wang Lu's relationship, but because Zheng Yu needs too much equipment, it will also take some time to deploy.

Ao Heng raised his hands with a depressed face and said, "My hands are starting to itch, you really need to hurry, otherwise I may go crazy." ”

"Okay, don't worry, it will be arranged in two days. ”

After getting Ao Heng, Zheng Yu went to the vegetarian food that had been renovated, if the Buddha was not there, there was only a man in a black suit with sunglasses on his back, and the sunglasses looked like they had just been bought from the men's gang, and even the price tag had not been cut off.

"Who are you, how did you get in?"

The man looked at Zheng Yu strangely through the gap in his sunglasses.

"Oh, hello, my name is Zheng Yu, and I'm here to deliver something to the Buddha. ”

As he spoke, Zheng Yu took out all the tables and chairs, and filled the room.

The man frowned, and then with a wave of his palm, all the tables and chairs disappeared in an instant, and they were all neatly placed by the man, and the man nodded with satisfaction and said: "Yes, you are Zheng Yu, I heard the Buddha mention you, you kid is good, well, very good." ”

Saying that, the man patted Zheng Yu on the shoulder, Zheng Yu found that the man's arm was tattooed with a golden dragon, and the other set of arms was also tattooed with the same golden dragon, Zheng Yu suddenly thought of a person, in the legend of Buddhism, there seems to be such a person with such a pattern, that person seems to be a dragon descending Arhat, is it the one in front of him.

"May I ask Immortal Chief, your surname?"

The man took off his glasses, gently stroked his oily hairstyle, and said with a smile: "Who do you look like me, little friend?" ”

Ahh

Zheng Yu felt that how could this immortal's operation be so sassy, as well as the oily hairstyle and the action that made people want to flatten him when they saw it, Zheng Yu suddenly had a sense of Qin Hao's stupid déjà vu, Zheng Yu really wanted to go up and give him a stick, but Zheng Yu restrained his impulse, after all, if people really descended the dragon Arhat, I was afraid that Ha really couldn't beat others.

"Hehe, the immortal is heroic and extraordinary, I really can't guess it. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, you guess, I don't blame you for guessing wrong, come on, come on. ”

Zheng Yu really wanted to give him a stick, this thing is so cheap, helpless, Zheng Yu could only guess hard.

"I see that the immortal chief is in the Buddha's shop, he should have been commissioned by the Buddha to come here, and the immortal chief has a golden dragon tattooed on his arms, I guess that the immortal chief must be a dragon descending Arhat, right. ”

Hearing this, the man snapped his hands together and slapped a loud slap, the expression on his face was even more excited, Zheng Yu raised his eyebrows, and he really guessed correctly.

"No, I'm not the fool who descended the dragon. ”

"Clams, the immortal chief is not a dragon descending arhat, why does he have a golden dragon tattoo. ”

"A tattoo of a golden dragon is a descending dragon, so doesn't that old guy in Jizo want to tattoo an underworld?"

“Emmm... Who are you, Immortal?"

The man snorted coldly, took three steps back, and put on a posture of standing up to the sky, and the golden dragon pattern on his arm emitted a golden light: "I am a Fuhu is also." ”

"Ah, you're the famous Tiger Arhat, but why don't you have a tiger?"

Fu Hu walked to Zheng Yu's side, put a hand on his shoulder, and said in a low voice: "You human beings are so narrow-minded, you can't say that if I have a tiger in my name, I have to have a tiger, so do you think that Guanyin has a title, called Thousand-Armed Guanyin, does she really have a thousand hands?"

Zheng Yu thought about it carefully, and then asked, "Isn't there a thousand hands?"

"Of course not, you kid" Fu Hu let go of Zheng Yu and sat on the chair: "Since you just guessed my wrong name, you have to give me something to compensate." ”

"What? I'll have to compensate you for guessing the wrong name, how can this make sense?"

"You kid, you say, you say that you have mistaken my name, which has caused irreparable damage to my personality and my soul, and has caused great trauma to my soul, which is like a very cute child, he admires you very, very much, but when he crosses your name in front of you, what do you think?"

"Emmm..."Zheng Yu was suddenly a little speechless.

"You're like that..."

"Oh, okay, okay, senior, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, okay, just say what you want. ”

Zheng Yu doesn't want to listen to this BB anymore, Zheng Yu is also stupid, reasoning with a person who recites scriptures every day and plays with his mouth, isn't this nonsense.

"Ahem~ Since you said so, I will reluctantly tell you that my clothes and glasses are actually from your store, but I didn't steal them, I just borrowed them temporarily, as long as you give me this dress and glasses, our matter will be turned over." ”

Zheng Yu frowned, take a closer look, I'm Nima, isn't this Armani's latest suit, this set is a limited edition of the master, it is worth a lot of money, this product is really good at choosing, although it is expensive, but Zheng Yu doesn't care, just spend money to buy a clean.

Zheng Yu said helplessly: "Okay, I'll give it to you." ”

"That, the monks don't lie, and the big men are also particular about spitting and nailing when they speak, and the words they have said are splashed..."

"The water that was spilled, I won't look for what you want, okay, that's it, senior, you wait slowly and I'll go first." ”

Zheng Yu didn't want to listen to this chatter anymore, it was really annoying, just when Zheng Yu was about to turn around and leave, a man with a fiery red mark on his head and a robe appeared at the door, and a golden tiger pattern was depicted on his arm, Zheng Yu knew that this person must be a dragon.

I only heard the man say to the Fu Hu inside: "Descend the dragon, the Buddha asked you to go back, and I have something to look for you." ”

"Okay, I'll go."

Fu Hu passed by Zheng Yu and blinked, then disappeared.

Zheng Yu looked at the man at the door with a bewildered expression: "Immortal Chief, what is your surname?"

"My name is Fu Hu, hello, you are Zheng Yu, I heard the Buddha mention you. ”

"Fu, Fuhu Arhat?"

Zhen Fuhu nodded and smiled: "Yes, it's me." ”

Zheng Yu pointed to the 'Fuhu' who had just flown away and asked, "What about him?"

"He is a descending dragon, and the two of us have been ordered to watch the vegetarian fast. ”

"~ I was tricked. ”

Fu Hu looked at Zheng Yu with a confused expression, not knowing what was going on, but when he thought of the clothes that Descending Dragon had just dressed, he knew that Descending Dragon must have played Zheng Yu.

"Zheng Yu, what about the stupidity of descending the dragon?"

At this moment, the man helped the rose fairy who was looking after the store hurriedly ran over.

Zheng Yu asked, "Fairy, what's wrong?"

"I just came to the store to try on clothes, I wore a suit and asked if I could run or fly, I said yes, and then he went out and flew around, and then I couldn't see anyone, I looked for a big circle nearby, and the one who just flew away was not the stupid lack of the dragon?"

Zheng Yu really couldn't complain, this dragon descending had really been planned for a long time, so he couldn't help but laugh and said: "Forget it, I've already given him the clothes, fairy, you can go back first." ”

The rose fairy said: "That's it, that's okay, but Zheng Yu, you don't have to pity the stupid lack of the dragon, he is the master of cheating and drinking everywhere, and now many shops have blacked him out." ”

Fu Hu on the side also shook his head helplessly and said, "Master Zheng Yu, let's do it, I will pay it back if my junior brother owes you." ”

Zheng Yu could see that Fu Hu was a good person, so he said: "Hey~ No need, master, in fact, our whole family is your believer in subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger Arhat, and you are also my idol, if you don't dislike it, you can go to my store to pick a suitable dress." ”

Fu Hu hurriedly said: "Amitabha, the four major monks are empty, and the robe and shawl are enough, thank you for the kindness of the donor." ”