Chapter 8 This is outrageous

It's dawn.

It wasn't until he heard Chen's mother's breakfast greeting that Chen Yu tried all his self-control and stopped the urge to continue to "masturbate".

Getting up, lifting the quilt, and putting on clothes, Chen Yu looked at the mess everywhere and fell into deep thought.

"Xiaoyu, it's eaten, haven't gotten up yet?"

"Get up......"

After coming back to his senses, Chen Yu answered, then opened the window to ventilate and jumped out of bed.

The ankle suddenly sank into the "sea of tissues......

"This ...... It's outrageous......"

"How do you clean up......?"

Seeing that Chen Yu did not come out for a long time.

Chen Siwen couldn't wait, so she walked to the bedroom with her rice bowl and pushed the door in: "Can you hurry up? It's ...... late to school?"

"Don't come in!"

"Late... Late ......"

Chen Yu: "......"

Chen Siwen: "......"

Chen Yu: "......"

Chen Siwen: "...... You've got your powers......"

Chen Yu: "......"

[Psychological Damage Taken: Spirit +8]

Silently closing the door and sitting back at the kitchen table, Chen Siwen found that her hand holding the bowl was trembling slightly.

"Why is Xiao Yu still coming out?" asked Chen's mother as she ate.

Chen Siwen: "How ...... he plays?"

......

After breakfast, the Chen sisters walked out of the house together.

Chen Yu carried his schoolbag.

Chen Siwen carried her luggage.

None of them were silent.

It wasn't until she was close to the school gate that Chen Siwen handed her luggage to Chen Yu and took the lead in speaking: "The teacher's dormitory is not as smart as his own home, pay attention to hygiene." Don't annoy anyone. ”

"Hmm. ”

After taking the luggage, Chen Yu lowered his head and walked into the school.

"Wait a minute......"

"What else?"

"Hmm......" Chen Siwen hesitated, trying to plan the wording in her mind: "That...... First of all, I didn't mean to laugh at you. We are all young people, physiologically developed, and we ...... ourselves from time to time Self-soothing is normal. ”

Chen Yu: "......"

Chen Siwen: "But ......"

Chen Yu: "......"

Carrying luggage in his left hand and a schoolbag in his right hand, Chen Yu couldn't help but blush.

Chen Siwen also felt that her cheeks were hot.

But as an older sister, the "physical, mental" health of the younger brother must be paid attention to.

So, she stiffened her head and said, "But... But there is a degree to everything, and if you exceed it, it will cause great harm to the body......"

Speaking of this, Chen Siwen glanced at Chen Yu's "refreshed" and "radiant" face, and said in a pause: "Even if it doesn't affect now, after a long time, the body can't stand it." Right?"

Chen Yu: "......"

"In short, you have also grown up, and you can understand what my sister wants to say, so you won't be verbose. Taking a step back, Chen Siwen beckoned: "Go to school, I don't have enough money to ask my sister for food." The day after tomorrow, I'll send you the Qi Booster Pill. ”

"Goodbye. Chen Yu turned around and left.

"Goodbye ......"

Seeing Chen Yu gradually disappear, Chen Siwen sighed and took out her mobile phone to search.

[It's normal for a man to several times a night?]

The web page flashed.

Thousands of messages appeared at once.

On the top page are advertisements for many medical institutions.

Chen Siwen casually clicked to enter, and immediately a so-called "chief physician" sent out an inquiry.

[Dr. Zhang: Hello, what do you need to consult?]

"I want to ask, is it normal for a boy to defend himself hundreds of times a night?"

[Doctor Zhang: That's all out of the sparks, right?]

Chen Siwen: "......"

......

"More and more, I am discovering the terrible nature of this 'curse'. ”

"At least if you look for a girlfriend in the future, you can only pick a stronger ......"

Walking on the road to the teacher's dormitory building, Chen Yu was very worried.

He doubted that if he was given enough time and space, he could even make it to the next century.

Used paper can circle the earth thirty-seven times......

"It's horrible......"

Subconsciously shuddered, Chen Yu took a deep breath, controlled his brain to remove those nonsense, and quickened his pace.

After a short time, I entered the teacher's dormitory building, stopped in front of the door of the homeroom teacher's dormitory, and knocked on the door.

"Knock knock. ”

"Is it Chen Yu? ”

Chen Yu pushed open the door and saw that in the neat room, the head teacher was sitting at a desk, correcting the test papers.

Even in high schools where "martial arts" are the mainstay, written exams exist.

Because combat wisdom is also an important part of a person's combat power.

Glancing back, the head teacher's hand kept moving, and said, "Put the futon under my bed." At the end of the evening, I'll get you a bunk. ”

"Teacher. Chen Yu put down his salute: "Otherwise, forget it." Your room is too small, too crowded for two people. ”

"If you don't want to live, sleep in a bed. I slept underground. ”

"Look at what you said......" Chen Yu was a little embarrassed, and sat on the bed: "That's okay, listen to you, I'll sleep on the bed." ”

"......" The head teacher's hand holding the pen suddenly shook.

Chen Yu: "Thank you." ”

Homeroom Teacher: "......"

Standing up, the head teacher turned around and squinted at Chen Yu: "Do you think you have a good sense of humor?"

"No, don't be angry. Chen Yu explained: "I'm used to sleeping in the bed, so I have this stinky problem." I don't sleep in bed and I cough. ”

"If you don't get used to it, leave!"

"That's it!" Chen Yu immediately jumped up, took the salute and withdrew.

The head teacher immediately reacted and was furious: "Chen Yu, you dare to go!"

Of course Chen Yu dared to go.

Not only did he go, but he dared to run.

Pushing open the door, he moved his two long legs, and slipped out more than ten meters in the blink of an eye......

But the head teacher is a martial artist after all, so he quickly caught up and brought Chen Yu back like a "little chicken".

"Believe it or not, I hung you from the ceiling?"

"Letter. ”

"In bed or underground?"

Chen Yu sneered: "Since you don't want me to sleep in the bed, is it superfluous to ask this? ”

"Lao Tzu tutors you one-on-one for free, so it's good to let you sleep!

"I don't want to come at all, okay? Anyway, you ask me, I'm just going to sleep in bed. ”

"Do you need me to make you a bed in the bathroom?" Throwing Chen Yu down, the head teacher turned around and closed the door, and then pointed to the dormitory floor: "Then I won't ask you." After that, I will sleep in the bed, and you will lay on the floor. ”

“......”

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu sighed: "Teacher, I'll tell you the truth." I'm a person who fell asleep in the middle of the night, snoring, grinding teeth, burping, farting, all occupied. ”

"It's fine. ”

The head teacher waved his hand, sat down at the desk again, and corrected the test papers: "I also have the problems you said." Neither of us should dislike anyone. ”

Chen Yu: "......"

Homeroom teacher: "And I have one more than you." Sleepwalk often. ”

“......”

[Psychological Damage: Spirit +3]

"Why don't you get me a bed in the bathroom......

......