Watermelon video, corporate office.

At this time, melon video management, hot headline management, teasing management, including joke management, is a very heated debate.

The administrator of the wax gourd video said: "Your hot headlines today are for consultation, your jokes are for fun, your jokes are for sex, and only our videos are for fun, so be sure to surprise us!" ”!

"We did make headlines today, but that doesn't stop us from making this little movie, we're already making it, so why can't this surprise be on my side? We make information, we can't make real information every day. We also want to give our clients a little break from time to time to watch short films and other entertainment, right? ”

Hearing what the manager of the winter melon video said, the manager immediately resigned from today's hot headlines and stood up to refute him on the spot.

Not only is it a problem that today's top headlines of admins with wax gourd videos monopolize so many resources, but even admins with jokes and funny voices are consistent with their problems.

Seeing a few administrators under his command, Wang Tianlong didn't have too many expressions on his face, just looked at the four of them, and asked with a light face, "Look at this line, the first line of the winter melon video here, after all, the person Tang Bu is the winter melon video here". ”

"President, we still think it's better to put the surprise on the premiere of Toutiao, with this video, we can definitely put our income in the most important position," Wang Tianlong, the manager of today's hot headlines, is still reluctant to give up, but he still wants to make a final effort to see if his bike can be turned into a motorcycle. Just like the manager of today's hot headlines, the manager who joked "Your Excellency, last time you said that Libu stood up in the winter melon video, we were very cooperative, there was no robbery, but this video, we hope you can give us a chance"

"Everybody wants to premiere it, so why not let the four people of the final, the next surprise, each of you go, and then make arrangements, 11:30 noon, which is the time of our meal, unified online.

Give me your best recommendation, and then update one episode a week, and the third episode will start charging, one dollar per episode" The first time I bought a short drama to play myself, so Wang Tianlong just wanted to make it successful, just wanted it to succeed, didn't want it to succeed and wanted it to succeed.

Listening to Wang Tianlong's words, the managers of the four companies looked at each other, and then they all nodded and said, "This is a good idea. All four families are going to go together. People with good or low grades have to rely on their skills. So that's fair. We accept.

"This concludes our meeting for today. Surprise files and everything is here. After the meeting, you can make copies of them and bring them back yourself". I spent seventy-five million on this, so don't lose it for me. ”

After meeting a few administrative staff and saying a few words, Wang Tianlong turned around and left, and the meeting was dismissed.

No one answered, and as soon as Mr. Wang left the room, several administrators walked to the front of the line to copy the astonishing documents, and then went back to their respective offices to get busy. On the other side is Tang Bu, who spent the night at Liu Lijun's house.

Today, because of drinking last night, and now having a headache, Don Bu has lost it until he went to bed at eleven o'clock in the afternoon, and it is completely awake. The sober Tang Bu himself is to let the little guy say goodbye and leave. But Liu Lijun and Zhang Meifeng were too enthusiastic to let them go, insisting on staying for lunch.

Even now, they have cooked rice for Tang Bu and the little one. Facing the enthusiasm of Liu Lijun and Zhang Meifeng, Tang Bu thought that Tang Xiaohu and Liu Xiaoqing would also come back for lunch at noon, and finally nodded and said, "Okay, I'll bother you again for dinner, hehe." ”

"Now that you're not leaving, let's go back and eat popsicles. If you don't eat popsicles, they turn into ice water" The kid who ate popsicles with the little ones after seeing his parents abandon him, and now he is outside telling the little ones to eat more popsicles.

That little guy was already a glutton. When she heard that her popsicle was about to turn into ice water, she immediately struggled out of Tang Bu's arms, "Brother, wait for me, let's eat popsicles together"

"Eat less popsicles, and when your sister and brother Kotora come back, we'll start eating" There were very few cars outside the yard, so Zhang Meifeng wasn't worried, what was the danger of his son taking the little one out to play, so after confessing a few words, she let the two out.

After the children and children went out to eat popsicles, Zhang Meifeng and Liu Lijun returned to the kitchen to prepare lunch. After asking Zhang for a set of toiletries, Tang returned to the bathroom of the guest room and began to take a shower and flush. At 11:50 p.m., Tang Bu had just washed his clothes and came out of the house.

Tang Xiaohu ran in excitedly from outside, "Brother-in-law, you are too strong, such a plot is so funny, and it has been sold for 75 million, brother-in-law, I adore you, you taught me to make short films, and I also want to make these 75 million." ”

"Go away, how old a man, even taller than my head, can't you grow up a little bit, steady?" What the hell is going on, those short films, those 75 million, what the hell are you talking about? Libu, still in shock, faced with a bearded man who pulled him, kicked his ass straight to the past without thinking.

He wasn't the only one who saw the surprise of the first episode, but thousands of netizens were laughing wildly. In a subway station in Shenzhen, a man wearing earplugs to watch a video sat in his seat, holding his stomach and laughing!" Seeing that the man was laughing almost back to the past, he quickly stepped forward to help him pat him on the back and ask him with concern.

After taking a deep breath, the man took off the earbuds and brought them to the girl's ear, then he handed her the phone and said, "I'm fine." It's just that the video is so funny, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt The girl was shocked by the man's gesture, but after listening to the man's words, she didn't make any extra movements, took the man's phone, and just sat and looked up. The short film on the phone begins, be careful, Zhang Xiaofeng, Tang Bu, and the entire surprise crew, waving their stupid arms, and the music is "Surprise, Lalala" The opening line is sponsored by Smecta Airlines.

We're going to fly away and see what else belongs to us. If the most famous thing in the world is ours, we are already on our way. After the advertisement, the picture changed, Zhang Xiaofeng, dressed in ancient costume, looked indifferent in front of the camera, and the opening line was "Hello everyone, I'm Wang Dazhui, an actor, and I'm making a low-budget martial arts film" After the opening line, Zhang Xiaofeng raised his toy sword and said: "It's too cheap, right?" ？

What kind of game is a toy sword for children to play with? Zhang Xiaofeng once complained that the toy sword in his hand flashed, so Zhang Xiaofeng said again: "The quality is already so high, why do you want to flash?"

In the face of Zhang Xiaofeng's comments, this time the toy sword was even more vicious, giving Zhang Xiaofeng a direct flash, as expected, Zhang Xiaofeng complained again, "Hey, saying that you are of poor quality, are you still not convinced?" ”

Just as Zhang Xiaofeng complained about his toy sword, he should be careful of his long hair and wearing ancient costumes, and jumped out with a long sword, and then Zhang Xiaofeng hurriedly picked up a toy sword and pointed it at him, and the two looked at each other like this.

After watching it for a while, Yiyi cautiously suddenly burst out laughing and said, "Hahaha, if you want to save the princess, you should say half of it. You forgot the lyrics, for a long time you were alone"

In the end, after I finally remembered, until then, on and off, he continued to say "stepping on my corpse" Seeing Yi Jianlian so unprofessional, Zhang Xiaofeng, after a period of confusion, he couldn't help but say: "Damn, can you remember the lines before going on stage?"

"Come on, give me your best blow, Nine Sheep Divine Fist" As soon as Zhang Xiaofeng finished speaking, he should look carefully into his eyes, holding the long sword that has no market, and shouted at him, ready to fight. "So I used boxing"

After reciting a few words silently in his heart, Zhang Xiaofeng immediately threw away the toy sword in his hand and began to learn Jiuyang Divine Fist, he said to himself: "Jiuyang Divine Fist, it sounds really good, I feel that there is a powerful force in the left and right fists at the convergence. ”

He raised his left and right fists, my left hand was as hot as fire, my right hand was as cold as ice, and after Zhang finished muttering to himself, the eight characters were pasted on his left and right fists, and the fire effect was attached to the fire effect in his left hand, and the ice effect was attached to the ice effect in his right hand, and Zhang Xiaofeng was stunned.

At this time, Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't help but start complaining like a dead fish, "I'm tired of a big fork, and there is nothing wrong with the special effects, and it's too perfunctory to type directly?" ”

It's actually Jiuyang Divine Fist, two days of ice and fire!! Ignoring Zhang Xiaofeng's confused face, Yi and his opponent Yi cautiously saw the funny stunt effect of the eight characters, and immediately made a shocked expression and said in shock. Listening to her words, Zhang Xiaofeng couldn't help but start complaining again.

"Hey, how did you see this action? This name is also a bit too much." It was still the same as the expression on Zhang Xiaofeng's face when he didn't see it, and the other side should be careful to show a shocked expression again, and exclaimed in a lost voice, "It's too much!! "And then... Those eight words seemed to have a wave of automatic attack, like, constantly towards Yi, accidentally bumped away.

In the end, Yi fell to the ground cautiously, and said with a painful face, "I am worthy of the Nine Gods Fist God, cough cough my career has no regrets"

"I don't regret your sister, I didn't move, I said!!

Seeing Yi lying on the ground cautiously, with a serious expression on his face, Zhang Xiaofeng jumped up angrily and vented his anger. As if he hadn't been heard, I remember that afternoon, I was running in the sunset, and when my youth was gone, the painting appeared for a moment, when Yi was speaking earnestly. He looked like a fool and ran in the sunset "Hey, can you please stop talking about these strange things?" Zhang Xiaofeng shouted bluntly, with a wordless expression on his face.

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Yi Jianlian carefully did not walk around on the ground for a while. For this Zhang Xiaofeng, he also lowered his head and sighed weakly. Then the picture turned to Zhang Xiaofeng walking on the grassland. As he walked forward, he muttered, "Since we have defeated the enemy, shouldn't we save the princess?" ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaofeng finished speaking, he also saw exactly the same thing, but he changed his clothes a little to be careful, and jumped out to block the way, "No, you still want to beat me!" ”！!

"Didn't I just hit you" After listening carefully, a dead fish face was like Zhang Xiaofeng, and he couldn't help but ask him speechlessly. After listening to Zhang Xiaofeng's words, I should be careful to show my appearance to the side, and at the same time, he asked Zhang Xiaofeng, "Do you think that person just now is me?" ”

"That's all you, it's just a change of clothes," Zhang Xiaofeng directly held a sword in his hand and carefully interrogated her face, pointing at Yi cautiously and couldn't help but shout.

After listening to Zhang Xiaofeng's words, he should be careful to admit with a smile directly, "Hahaha, that's right!! “

"It's shameless to admit that this troupe is too poor, will you kill another actor?" Hearing that he should carefully admit that he was such a shameless person, Zhang Xiaofeng was very angry just now and didn't want to speak, so he could only be on the road of weakness in his heart.

Yi Jianlian ignored Zhang Xiaofeng's expression, carefully pulled out his sword directly, and shouted to Zhang Xiaofeng: "Come on, let's pull it out!" ！! "What should I do with him?" After a period of doubts in his heart, Zhang Xiaofeng then used the Jiuyang Divine Fist again.

At this time, the picture becomes a painting battle of kindergarten children, two simple and simple two little people, flying around and fighting, don't look very nervous. Seeing that the girl could no longer control herself. After putting down the phone again, she didn't care if she knew the man.

She just grabbed his arm with one hand and hit him with a sledgehammer, hahaha, laugh at me, it's so funny, hahahaha, let me die, hahaha, this screenwriter is poisonous,.。