"Damn Lee, I've got you a ticket to the movie, and if you still want to hurt us with a short film, I'll be your girlfriend, I'll let you go eighteen times a night, and then I'll crush you! "!

Frank Don, I've already bought you a movie ticket, and if you show another short film to hurt us, we'll teach you a good lesson, and you won't hurt us, Casanova. Yellow, please let him be a handsome dog quietly and let him live with Alice Elizabeth!

Seeing that the people who bought the tickets were scolding themselves, he was too scared to go to the movies, he opened Jack and said solemnly "These people are so cute, they swear and pay for my movie.... Well, let's go to the cinema in the distance and leave these lovely people alone.

As for whether Leeb did what people and God shared in anger, Jake didn't think or answer, but smiled and drove him to another theater closer to here. It's just that as soon as we arrived at the theater, Ribu was a little embarrassed again.

Why? Because of the queue at this theater to buy tickets and video abuse him, not only the house is more, but even more severe. The length of the line was more than double, and the number of people who scolded him was more than double.

On top of that, there were also some small mountain tissues at the entrance to the theater with a sign of $1 each, and those who bought tickets, almost everyone bought one and went to the cinema. Some even bought two or three. Seeing this highlight, Rib immediately asked Jack helplessly: "Jack, don't you think I give too little money to the napkin company?" I feel like I'm losing money."

"I think I got a lot of money, because unlike other stars, you can only get one, you can only get 50" Jack was a little speechless for a moment, the stars of other families also have something to say, this is not a statement that can only represent one person, neither of them is allowed, ah, his own boss is very good, and he went directly to more than fifty tissue companies.

"Yes, I have 50 here. I can't compare it to other people's prices. After all, it's a rare commodity. Oh yes, let's buy tickets to the movies," Rib laughed and revealed that he had received a lot of sponsorship from the organization, and immediately took Jack to line up to buy movie tickets. While he and Jake were in line for tickets, a fat black man suddenly turned around and looked at him "Hey man, you look like that guy Frank Lee." Tell me, are you a relative or a brother or something, and the fat black guy across the street is about 5 feet 5 inches.

The rib weighed about one hundred and fifty kilograms, while the fat man across the street was estimated to weigh about one hundred and fifty kilograms. So at this time, in front of the black fat man, he looks like a high school student, like a primary school student, and the black fat man looks like a high school student. However, although the height and weight are not the height of the other party, Tang Babu did not have the slightest fear in his heart, he just looked at the fat black and said: "Hey, don't do this, don't make us uncomfortable, okay?" ！

"You're Frank Don, aren't you, you bastard, you bastard, you bitch, what kind of short film do you make me cry!

I warned you not to upload the third video, and you also sent me the fourth, fifth video, and you look down on me, don't you?" when he spoke, he wasn't as aggressive as the Americans, but rather humble, so the fat black man, thinking he was a good bully, went straight up to him and started yelling at him. Jack rolls up his sleeves and prepares to go to war, only to be pushed back by Ribra. "Hey man, we don't need this at all, so please don't get us in any unnecessary trouble, okay?"

"Let's have a fight. Come on, man. Peng saw that Tang Bu always didn't dare to be angry with him, and the black fat man thought that Tang Bu was really easy to bully, so he was not satisfied with only the black fat man's mouth, and directly attacked Tang Bu, but he clearly remembered that he only pushed Tang Bu for a while, but he listened for a while.

Hey... Oh... Ha.. Next, he fell unconscious, lying on the floor, unconscious. And unlike the black fat man, the people around him saw Tang Bu knocking down such a big fat man with one punch, bowing to the ground one after another, shouting Chinese kung fu one after another, how about Chinese kung fu is really good, so they ran to take a photo with Tang Bu and those people.

Too proud to notice the group photo and photoshoot, Don Bu poked the black fat man's face, and then the black fat man woke up in horror on his face. When he opened his eyes, he saw Tang Bu squatting there looking at him, and the worried black fat man was even more afraid of peeing his pants directly, he was the kind of pants that turned around and ran away in a panic.

What Don didn't know was that the fat black man he had just beaten became a famous talk show host a few years later, and his talk show was popular not only in the United States, but also in China. One of his most popular talk shows in China is "Never Fight with an Asian."

It's just that when everyone looks at his video and laughs, no one knows that the talk show he made up was not made up, it was his real experience. For a period of his youth, he was defeated for provoking the Chinese too arrogantly, was beaten to the ground, wet his pants, and had a painful experience.

As soon as they entered the theater, he and Jack followed their ticket numbers to find their seats. There they were, eating popcorn and Coke, waiting for the movie to start. Believe it or not, this is the first time in his life that he has actually entered the cinema. It was also his first time going to the movies, so he didn't know if overcrowding was a common phenomenon or just today. But just as Rip wondered if it was normal or unusual for there to be so many people in the cinema, he was joined by a blonde man who had just seen him beating someone else.

After the man sat down, he greeted him warmly: "Hello, Huaxia Kung Fu, hello, my name is Dax, it's a pleasure to sit with you, by the way, your Chinese Kung Fu is really great, are you a student of a martial arts school, I want to go to you, can I learn Chinese Kung Fu?" ？

"Hi, I'm Tang, a student from China, you misunderstood, I'm Chinese, but I really don't understand Chinese kung fu, I'm just a little stronger than the average person, a little faster than the average person," Dax said, and instead of ignoring everyone like he did online, he muttered back to Dax, thinking about every project over and over again in his head. "Oh, you really know Chinese kung fu. Can you teach me Chinese Kung Fu? I love Chinese Kung Fu. I can still worship you as a teacher.

I know that one day is a teacher, and a lifetime is a father. If you teach me Chinese kung fu, I can also give you a pension, Dax was taken aback, and then immediately looked at him, with excited and expectant eyes, and said to him that he would be his teacher, and then give him a pension. ”

When he heard Dax's words, he was immediately confused, "When did I say I know kung fu?" I just have more power and speed. I don't even know Chinese kung fu. Why do you want to be my teacher, Mr. Tang, you don't have to pretend. I know you Chinese like to be humble and polite. When you say "no" or "no", you must mean "want" and "good".

So what you just said, it should be that you know kung fu, so master, you take me, I will give you a pension later, really don't mind Libu's confusion, Dax continued to stubbornly look at his face, and told him to be a teacher "Damn, when traitors leak our Chinese secrets at will, who is so boring, this can also make me good, humble, when Chinese?"

In his heart will tell Dax these people to give a scolding, again, he looked at Dax and said, speechless people tell you that this must be a liar, because we Chinese are very humble, very honest, we all say what is what, for example, I tell you that my name is Tang, my name is really Tang I will be when what you say is true, can you teach me kung fu? it doesn't matter if you don't know Chinese kung fu, I just want to be as good as you, Dax quickly followed him and began to say that he wanted to be his teacher. At this point, Dax is speechless, but the audience walks in and the movie begins to play on the big screen.

So, at this point, he said to Dax, "Let's watch the movie, we'll talk about the rest later" and, ignoring Dax, he picked up the popcorn and ate it, all while enjoying the first truly meaningful movie since he came into the world. The film begins with a beautiful female teacher who invites her students on stage to tell their life stories.

At first, a girl told the story of her last summer vacation. The story is wonderful, but it's also bland. Of course, she was still in elementary school, so she received applause from her teachers and classmates. After the little girl is born, the little hero is called to the stage, but when he writes the word Hachiko on the blackboard and starts telling his classmates that his story happened to a dog, the class immediately starts laughing. But as the little hero slowly tells the story, and when the students enter the story, only his own voice is left in the classroom. Then the plot of the movie begins to unfold.

First, a small Shih Tzu was sent from Reben to the United States. Then, due to the destruction along the way, little Shih Tzu finally stumbled upon the foot of a boar, the grandfather of the little hero, a professor. When the boar met the poodle cub, he liked the puppy very much, but because his wife didn't like the dog at home, he had to bring the poodle to the stationmaster.

But the breeder told him that it was not convenient for them to take care of the dog and that they could let it stay overnight, but if that was the case, they would definitely send it to an animal shelter the next day. Listening to the manager, the boar was afraid that the baby poodle would be sent to an animal shelter, so he had to risk taking the baby poodle home and secretly hiding it.

However, little Shih Tzu is not God, and when the boar trotters and his wife, he ran straight out and ran to their room, plus his wife's boar troves, and she was too scared to continue. So helpless boar's foot, I had to take the puppy to his own tool room and close it, and then the boar's foot was at home, sleeping with his wife.

But unfortunately, his wife refused to let him keep, and even after his daughter joined the sleep talk, it still didn't work, so he had to send it to an animal shelter the next day. But when he learned that there was no service, the pig had to leave the animal shelter again with the puppy and take it to a fat black woman with a cat at home, the dog was beaten badly and the pig had to take it away again. After that, the man took the dog away and also copied some posters.

Later, he even asked the person who sold hot dogs if they wanted a dog. So in desperation, Boar Feet can only sneak the puppy into a backpack and send it to school, to his place of work.