Chapter 375: Magical Beans
Chen Yuyang said leisurely, if he doesn't throw any more, he has only a few days left, and he can't finish it, so he just throw it away.
Yi Xie gritted his teeth, and his chest was clogged for a while.
"The first question, once upon a time there was a monk mountain, there was a monk peak on the monk mountain, there was a monk temple on the monk peak, there was an old monk in the monk temple, the old monk recited the monk scriptures, so one day, why is the monk not afraid of rain when he goes out?"
Chen Yuyang opened his mouth leisurely, looking like if you could guess the master, I would have your surname.
Yi Xie was stunned, when had he ever heard of Chen Yuyang's question, he thought that Chen Yuyang would say some questions about Taoism and the like, but why did a monk suddenly pop up?
"Why is the monk not afraid of the rain when he goes out, why is he not afraid of the rain? Since it rains, he must bring an umbrella, so if he brings an umbrella, he is naturally not afraid of rain, but the question will definitely not be so simple, so the answer must not be that the monk brings an umbrella, then it must be the question ahead, then the monk mountain, the monk peak, the monk temple, right...... When a monk goes out, it doesn't necessarily mean that he has to go to a place where the rain can get wet, maybe there is a shed when he goes out, and he is naturally not afraid of rain if he has a shed. β
Yi Xie walked 108,000 miles for a while, and immediately determined the most correct answer in his heart: "Because the monk still has a shed after going out, he is not afraid of rain." β
Chen Yuyang looked confused: "Are you an idiot? Since you are going out, you naturally bring an umbrella, so you are not afraid of rain, my God, are you stupid, this answer is given to you for free, next time I will not announce the answer to you, if you want to know the answer, I will have to burn more things." β
After speaking, Chen Yuyang didn't hesitate to take out three or five things that he didn't know what they were, anyway, they looked quite valuable, so he threw them directly into the Danding.
Yi Xie: ", you're unreasonable, didn't you say okay, one at a time? Why do you throw three or five, it's too dark!"
Chen Yuyang: "Yes, I said, if you can throw three or five, you will never throw one, there is no contradiction, why do you think it is less, why should I throw a few more?"
Yi Xie: "Don't, next question!"
"Once upon a time there was a frog that ate a magical bean, and the frog suddenly flew up, but not long after it flew it was eaten by a fish in the water, and the fish flew and was eaten by a cat, and the cat ate the fish, and the cat also flew, but it was eaten by a snake hiding in a tree, and the snake ate the cat, and then the snake flew, and then the snake was eaten by the eagle, and asked, why does the eagle fly!"
Chen Yuyang spoke the next question.
Yi Evil Heart Road:" This question must be simple, the frog can't fly at all, then he must have eaten this magic bean so it will fly, and the fish can't fly, but the fish eats a frog that eats the magic bean so the fish flies, then it is equivalent to the fish eating the magic bean, and the cat can't fly, but the cat eats a fish that eats the magic bean, so the cat flies, that must also have something to do with the magic bean, and then look at the snake, the snake eats the cat that eats the bean, so the snake also flies, then the snake is eaten by the eagle, naturally because the eagle eats the magic bean, so it flies, yes, it's that simpleγ β
"Because the eagle eats the snake, it flies...... Because of a magic bean. Yi Xie swore that he was quite satisfied with his answer, and this time he would not be wrong again.
Chen Yuyang: "Wrong!
Yi Xie was angry at the time, how can this work, this time my reasoning will definitely not be wrong, you, you: "I absolutely didn't say anything wrong, and you, obviously deliberately made me wrong, you are a villain, you obviously want to burn my baby, so no matter what I say, you say it's wrong, right." β
Chen Yuyang: "Whatever you say, if you want, I can burn a baby, and then tell you the correct answer, if you think the answer is wrong, I can spare you ten pieces! You have to think it through!"
Yi Xie clapped without hesitation: "Agreed, burn, I want to know the correct answer, if the correct answer you say can't convince me, you have to let me go of ten treasures." β
Chen Yuyang: "The eagle can fly, this has something to do with the beans!"
After saying that, Chen Yuyang took out a treasure and threw it directly into the fire, and on the other side, Yi Xie's whole person was stunned, and he suddenly panicked, because there was nothing wrong with this answer, the eagle could have flown in the first place, and it was not because of eating snakes, nor because of eating beans, this ...... Is there really a problem with his IQ, how is this possible, how can he be a dignified generation of Dark Emperor...... No way.
"Keep going, I still don't believe it!" Yi Xie urged Chen Yuyang to continue to ask the question, the baby burned is a trivial matter, but his IQ is a big thing.
Chen Yuyang nodded, and followed you: "You can't say my next question." β
"Come, come to the old man, I still don't believe it. "Yi Xie almost rolled up his sleeves, and he did this today.
"How about your math?" Chen Yuyang said.
"I'm not blowing with you, the old man is proficient in all kinds of arithmetic, there is no difficult arithmetic problem in this world, come on!"
"How much is one plus one?" Chen Yuyang said.
"Two!" replied Yi Xie.
"What is two plus two?" Chen Yuyang continued.
"Four!" replied confidently.
"How much is four plus four?" Chen Yuyang
"Eight!" Yi Xie has never answered so confidently, if he just follows Chen Yuyang's routine, even if he asks 10,000 plus 10,000, he can easily answer, it is not difficult at all!
"Yes, yes, you really have two brushes in arithmetic, okay, I'll continue," Chen Yuyang said with a smile, "By the way, what is the first question I asked you?"
"One plus one equals many. Yi Xie said.
Chen Yuyang: "Wrong!"
After speaking, Chen Yuyang rubbed his head with a smile: "Sometimes, IQ is really hard, there must always be a little smart person in this world, there must always be a little stupid person, so why force it?" After speaking, Chen Yuyang took out a few more treasures and threw them into the flames.
Yi Xie was stunned: "What do you mean, what's wrong with me, I'm not wrong! Didn't you ask me the first question, I didn't say anything wrong!"
Chen Yuyang stretched out his hand and compared one to one!
"Burn!" Yi slapped his thigh angrily, he really didn't believe it, there was something wrong with him.
Chen Yuyang took out something and burned it, and then said, "My first question is to ask you how you count!"
", it's so exciting!" Yi Xie almost didn't jump up at that time, yes! So that's the case, he knocked his head vigorously, yes, he remembered very well the first question Chen Yuyang asked, that is, to ask himself how to count, and then he started one plus one, two plus two......
"Come again, come again, I don't believe it yet!" said Yi Xie.
"There's a monkey riding in the tree, and there's a hunter under the tree who shot the monkey, so how many monkeys are there in the tree?" Chen Yuyang smiled slightly.
Yi Xie frowned: "There are seven monkeys in the tree, and one monkey is shot out, then naturally it is seven minus one, and there are six monkeys left, that's right, six." But Yi Xie was a little hesitant in his heart, he was afraid that Chen Yuyang would have some place to pit him again, so he asked: "You understand, if you start to kill a monkey, then will the remaining monkeys run by themselves." β
"Don't worry, the monkeys won't run unless they shoot!" Chen Yuyang said with a smile.
Yi Xie: "Then there are still six monkeys left, because seven defeated one, absolutely right." β
Chen Yuyang shook his head: "Wrong!"
Keep adding fuel to the fire, the one who doesn't hesitate.
Yi Xie: "Burn one more and tell me the answer!"
Chen Yuyang: "I'm talking about a monkey riding on a tree, not seven monkeys, not the number seven ......"
Yi Xie: "I Nima ......"
"Come again!"
"Xiao Ming went to school one day, met Xiao Hong on the road, the two of them went to school happily, Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hong, did you write your homework last night, Xiao Hong said I didn't write, what about you? Xiao Ming said I didn't write either, now the two of us will be miserable, the two of us looked at each other and smiled, and then went to school hand in hand!
Yi Xie: "it...... What kind of fairy bird question are you, it's not right at all, how do I know in their first class?"
Chen Yuyang: "They didn't write any of their homework, so naturally they had to go home and finish writing before they could continue to go to school, so it doesn't matter what the first class is!"
"Again, there were ten Xiao Ming......
Yi Xie: "No, I don't want to listen to Xiao Ming, you change it!"
"Once upon a time, there were thirteen children playing hide and seek, but in the end ten were caught, how many were not caught?"
"Thirteen people played, and ten were caught, so there must be three more, but there must be one person to catch it, so there are still two left. Yi Xie thought for a moment and said, "There are two left." β
Chen Yuyang: "Wrong!"
Yi Xie: "You burn, you keep burning!"
Chen Yuyang: "Thirteen children are two people, one is called ten, the other is called three, and if you catch ten, there will naturally be a three." β
Yi Xie: "Forget the next question, I give up!"
I don't know how long I've been playing, but in the end, Yi Xie is numb, and he can't take care of his baby, because he feels more sorry for his IQ now, and he doesn't know if there is really something wrong with his IQ, why can't he answer such a simple question, what's wrong?
For a while, Yi Xie fell into deep self-blame.
"Little brother, burn it, I'll give up, I'll think about my IQ. Yi Xie fell silent and never said again.