Bai Qi couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, this was a matter related to his dignity as a man, even if he had a phone call from his grandfather, he didn't care.

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly and said: "Little brother, have you been suffering from frequent distension in your lower abdomen recently, and you will often struggle when you go to the toilet, and the most important thing is whether your beard is not growing anymore." ”

Yo~

Zheng Yu didn't expect that the Jade Emperor could even see Bai Qi's disease, and it seems that the Jade Emperor also knows a lot about medical skills.

"You, you, you, how do you know. ”

As soon as these words came out, Bai Qi was immediately stunned, and his speech became stammering.

"Hehe, little brother, you are all a sign of impotence and sexual change. ”

The Jade Emperor pinched his beard in the air, and then found that his beard was long gone, so he put down his hand.

"Sex... You say I'm perverted, what are you kidding, how can I be perverted. ”

Zheng Yu added: "This sexual change does not mean that you are really transgender, but that your body has a strong secretion of estrogen, which causes you to gradually lose your male characteristics, but you can rest assured that this disease will not be fatal, but in the future, you will lose interest in women little by little." ”

As soon as these words came out, Bai Qi was like being struck by lightning.

"I, I, I lost my manly features?"

Bai Qi seemed to believe it completely, and even Li Ya on the side looked Bai Qi up and down in disbelief.

Bai Qi suddenly frowned, his face returned to calm, and he shouted angrily: "You two gods, don't talk nonsense to me, how can I have anything, even if my grandfather believes you, I don't believe it." ”

As he spoke, Bai Qi left the police station angrily.

"I'm sorry, Master Zheng, my bastard brother is this virtue, don't worry, I'll send you back. ”

At this moment, it was already seven o'clock in the morning, and Zheng Yu had not rested all night.

After getting into Li Ya's Rolls-Royce, Zheng Yu closed his eyes and wanted to rest, but the Jade Emperor was very energetic, and for the immortals, they were a hundred times more energetic every day.

"Xiao Zheng, where are we going to play next. ”

Zheng Yu, who was in a daze, yawned and said, "Let me sleep for a while, I'm sleepy." ”

Li Ya smiled secretly.

The Jade Emperor sighed, and tapped his finger on Zheng Yu's forehead, and Zheng Yu suddenly opened his eyes.

"I'll go, how did I suddenly become so energetic. ”

Zheng Yu suddenly felt that he was a hundred times more energetic, and he was not sleepy at all.

Li Ya looked at Zheng Yu strangely.

"Master Zheng, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, it's okay. ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly said, and then looked at the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor winked at Zheng Yu.

I went to do it by the Jade Emperor, but it's really good to be in good spirits like this, it's so cool.

The Jade Emperor said: "Xiao Zheng, do we have any arrangements next, find a fun place." ”

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was actually called Zheng Yu Xiao Zheng, then in this way, this person's identity is not ordinary, Li Ya knows that now is the time to get closer to Zheng Yu.

"Master Zheng, I have a good place to go, I don't know if you would like to go and see it. ”

Li Ya looked at Zheng Yu expectantly.

Zheng Yu said: "Yes, that's good, let's go and have a look together." ”

This is not bad, there are people who are willing to help him take the Jade Emperor around to play, which solves a ** annoyance.

An hour later, the car stopped in front of a jade trading firm.

"Here?" Zheng Yu looked ahead in wonder: "Why did you come here, is there anything interesting here?"

Li Ya hurriedly said: "Master Zheng, this is the jade shop, there is a very grand stone gambling competition today, we can go and have a look, and the master can also buy two stones to play with." ”

"Gambling stones, yes, yes, I've heard of it, so let's go play." ”

Zheng Yu had heard of gambling stones before, and he was very yearning for it, and he was very envious when he saw what kind of ice or imperial green those people prescribed, and he also thought that one day he could come here to play.

However, the Jade Emperor was not happy, he seemed very uninterested in these.

"Xiao Zheng, what's so interesting here. ”

"Jade Emperor, there are also a lot of girls here, let's go and have a look. ”

"Girl, you can go and have a look. ”

As soon as he heard the word girl, the Jade Emperor instantly came to the spirit, he felt the enthusiasm of the girl in KTV before, but he didn't have a good time, and now he has a chance to find a girl to play.

The group entered the jade shop, where a stone gambling competition was being held on the third floor, which was open from 7 a.m. and was waiting for everyone to come and buy at any time.

As soon as I went upstairs, I was greeted by a handsome guy in a suit and leather shoes.

"Xiaoya, you're here. ”

The man stepped forward very enthusiastically to hug Li Ya.

Li Ya pushed it away: "Wang Lu, I'm not interested in you, you know." ”

The man Wang Lu, the Wang family in the capital, the Wang family and the Li family are all big families with hundreds of billions of assets, and Li Ya and Wang Lu have already made a marriage, but Li Ya does not agree, Li Zhuohua knows Li Ya's thoughts, so he has been suppressing this marriage.

Wang Lu smiled: "Xiaoya, you are still so naughty, we are both married." ”

"You don't talk nonsense, I'm going to ask my grandfather to cancel this family business early. ”

Li Ya said angrily.

"Hahaha, okay, I'll wait. ”

Wang Lu just smiled.

At this time, after the boss of the jade shop saw Li Ya, he hurriedly ran over.

"Oh, Miss Li, you're here, why don't you inform me, I'll pick you up. ”

This person is the wife of the jade shop, Lu Deyou, who is very familiar with the major families in the capital, and he invited the sons and ladies of the major families in the capital to participate in the jade shop.

"Boss Lu, you're polite, it's okay, these two are my friends, and they are both first-time here, can you please introduce me?"

Li Ya smiled and introduced it.

"You're kind to you, let me introduce you to the two of you. ”

Next, Lu Deyou took Zheng Yu and the Jade Emperor around the gambling stone field.

"The wool sold here is some unprocessed wool, although the wool has been compared by our experts, the materials are very good, and there is a high chance that jadeite can be opened. ”

Zheng Yu and the Jade Emperor both nodded, and they saw that the prices of some high-grade wool materials had been written next to them, ranging from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands.

Lu Deyou continued: "The price of wool here is average, if you want to be high-end, you can go upstairs to see the top jade counter, oh, I have a friend here, you two look at it first, I will come when I go." ”

Zheng Yu nodded: "Okay, you go and get busy." ”

The Jade Emperor nodded and said, "This gambling stone is good, it's very interesting, let's play with two pieces." ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor picked up a flashlight and learned from others to look at the stone.

"Jade Emperor, do you still know jade?"

Zheng Yu looked at this Jade Emperor in surprise, and didn't know where the Jade Emperor's ability came from.

"To be honest, I used to do jade business for a while when I was practicing reincarnation in the human world, but at that time, the means were too simple, and I could only rely on experience, what do you think the shape of the silk on this stone looks like?"

Zheng Yu took a closer look, and there were indeed a few strands on the stone, and its shape stretched around like thunder and lightning.

"This one is like lightning. ”

"Yes, I've seen this kind of thing before, it's called thunder locks, this kind of thing has thin skin and big filling, it must be a good thing, I don't believe you can buy one and try it." ”

Hearing this, Zheng Yu was overjoyed, and when he saw that the price was only 150,000, it was not bad, if it really opened any ice or imperial green, it would be developed.

"Okay, let's try it out. ”

Saying that, Zheng Yu paid the money, and a special master drew a line for him.

"Little brother, your stone is not very green, are you sure you want to cut it?"

The master looked at Zheng Yu with a frown.

"Cut, don't cut, who knows if there is green. ”

呲~~

The shrill sound of the machine sounded, but Zheng Yu didn't care, but stared at the stone tightly.

The machine stopped, and the master took the thing to Zheng Yu with a disappointed face.

"Look, I'll just say there's no green. ”

Zheng Yu looked at it, and there was a large piece of white on it, and there was no trace of green at all.

"I'll go~~ You play me. ”

Zheng Yu turned around to look for the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor had long since disappeared.

"Run, run?"

Looking at the stone that had become a waste product, Zheng Yu had no choice but to throw it away, and hundreds of thousands of dollars were wasted.

But gambling stones are like this, there are losses and wins, don't complain if you lose, and people won't look at you if you win.

Zheng Yu suddenly thought that he drew a red envelope and got the fiery eye golden eye immortal method, isn't that thing can see through, if you learn it, I don't know if you can see through this jade.

"That's right. ”

Zheng Yu screamed, which frightened the master next to him, thinking that Zheng Yu was stimulated to be a fool.

Zheng Yu found a place where no one was around, and took out the fiery eye from the ring.

The immortal method opened, and then the immortal method turned into a white light and entered Zheng Yu's mind.

Then, Zheng Yu's eyes glowed with a subtle golden light.

"This, that's it?"

"That's right, after learning, the immortal law is the easiest, congratulations to Xiao Zheng, you have learned to be sharp-eyed. ”

At this time, the Jade Emperor suddenly appeared behind Zheng Yu.

"Jade Emperor, didn't you say that you did a jade business, didn't you say that the stone skin is thin and the filling is big, what's the matter? ”

The Jade Emperor laughed and said: "That's why I was defeated again and again, defeated again and again, and finally lost all my family property and died." ”

......

Zheng Yu looked at the Jade Emperor with a cold sweat on his face, there are still such brazen people in this world, and he is still so calm when he says this, he really deserves to be the Jade Emperor.

After learning to be sharp-eyed, Zheng Yu immediately came to a piece of wool.

His mind moved, and he saw that the stone in front of him slowly became transparent, and a small piece of green appeared in the center of the stone.

Zheng Yu shook his head, and then looked at the other stones, but after this circle, the stones here turned out to be all garbage, not only a small piece or nothing, isn't this an obvious pitfall.

"By the way, we can go upstairs and have a look. ”