Chapter 313, Maintenance
But after hearing what Tang Xiaowang said, she almost immediately stopped crying and asked Tang Xiaowang in surprise: "Xiao Wang, have you really found a daughter-in-law for your ancestors?" Where is she? Can you bring her to our ancestors? ”
Seeing the old man immediately stop crying, because he heard what Tang Xiaowang said, Tang Bu, Tang Wanda, Tang Wanfu, Tang Hong, Liu Yan and their group all knew that the old man had a deep attachment to the next generation, and they were all speechless at this moment, and such a sentence emerged.
Don't open Tang Bu These adults, after Tang Xiaowang heard the old man's words, he immediately took out a tissue from his pocket to wipe the old man's tears, and said to the old man: "Ancestor, you wipe your tears first, and you can't cry, my girlfriend will be scared away by you if you cry, if you don't cry, I'll go to my girlfriend to show you... ”
"Don't cry, don't cry, Xiao Cui said that for a girl who doesn't want the bad guy of the ancestor, the ancestor doesn't want him, and the ancestor will kick him out and don't want him after you let your grandfather find his daughter-in-law. Our ancestors liked a good child like us Xiao Wang the most, so Xiao Wang knew that it was really good and sensible to go to the ancestors to find a granddaughter to come back. Xiao Wang, you go and bring your girlfriend back, the ancestor doesn't cry, after listening to Tang Xiaowang's words, he immediately behaved like an obedient child, immediately wiped away the tears in his eyes, and urged Tang Xiaowang to bring his girlfriend back with a smile. As the saying goes, he brags that even if the lungs are not enough, keep crying!
I pressed 13 pieces on myself, and I'm going to express it with tears. At this time, Tang Xiaowang paid the price for his words, he escaped from Tang Bu's house in Chunni's murderous eyes, and ran to his little girlfriend Tingting's house after Tang Xiaowang left, the old man immediately looked at Tang Wanfu and Tang Wanda, and said to them with pleading eyes: "Wanda, Chunmei, Wanfu, Liu Yan and Xiao Cui are the only younger siblings who can take care of him, except for me, no one is a grandmother. ”。
Now Xiao Cui, the child, is deeply hurt by this kind of feeling, and now the fastest way for him to get rid of emotional hurt is to marry him a daughter-in-law, after he marries his daughter-in-law and gives birth to a child, he may not be able to bear to think about the woman who hurt him anymore, so you guys look like sisters-in-law.
Grandma, don't worry, we will let Xiaocui take care of himself during this time, once he takes care of himself and becomes more attractive, we will immediately start looking for a matchmaker to introduce him to a person, and we will ask the matchmaker to introduce him to a girl who is dozens of times more beautiful than his girlfriend, so that Xiaocui will no longer bear to think about his ex-girlfriend, Tang Wanda and Tang Wanfu, the four of them, almost without thinking, directly agreed to her.
Seeing that Tang Wanda and Tang Wanfu had agreed to themselves, the old man looked at Tang Xiaocui and said in a very bad tone: "Grandma Great-Grandma wants to see her great-great-grandson, so I asked your cousin and they arranged a blind date for you, are you okay?"
"No, no, no, I listen to Zeng Nan, cousin, cousin sister-in-law, as long as the others are not ugly, I can accept it, anyway, like me, I don't have the right to be picky anymore" Tang Xiaocui was at a loss for his future, and did not dare to refute the old man and Tang Wanfu They were good to him, and at the same time he also felt that he should have a home.
He really didn't want to be alone, plus he also wanted to find a job and have a home that needed to wait for him. After hearing that Tang Xiaocui had no opinion on the blind date, Tang Wanfu and Liu Yan immediately looked to the side, and said to the idle Tang Ministry: "Kebu, why don't you arrange your uncle's job, or you can take him to be the host, because every host you bring out makes a lot of money......"
"What do you see me doing? I'm just playing with the trophy, it doesn't affect you, you continue, you continue, don't care about me, pretend I don't exist, see everyone will look into their eyes, and immediately say with a confused expression. Liu Yan knew that he hadn't heard what they were saying, so she glared at him angrily, "Let's ask you, can you take your uncle to be the host?" Look at Omaki, little leaf, no matter which direction the wind blows, your brother, they can follow you as an anchor, they can all make money. So, you also bring your uncle, and when your uncle gets rich, he can start a family, and if he has something to do, he won't be cranky.
"It's easy to be a host, but it's not so easy to be a host like my brother and I did. Big hosts like my brother, they need to have their own advantages, for example, my brother can tell stories, Tang Xiaoye can chat, Tang Xiaomu will come to play with anyone, and Zhang Suifeng can make money with a handsome face. Tell me about some of your strengths, uncle, like you can sing, play games, do carpentry, draw, whatever. Do you have any of these things......"
"Is it a good thing that I have a voice for sad songs??" Hearing Miss Tang ask, although she really didn't plan to be the host, Tang Xiaocui still answered him seriously. After listening to Don's answer, Don waved directly at him.
"Well, give us a piece of music, so that after you're done, I can think about what kind of job I'm going to give you... Tang nodded, and directly opened his mouth to sing Tang Bu's prayer for Buddha; ... When the moonlight shines on my face, I think I'll soon change my appearance, and there's a soup called heartbreaking...... There's magic in drinking it, close your eyes and look at heaven, that's where your smile is hidden... "Oh my God...... Is this the voice of the devil? Is this the voice of the man who smokes five packs of cigarettes a day? Oh my God... "The clown wandering in the hall of genius" Does it mean my cousin?" Tang Xiaocui opened his mouth, not only Tang Hong and the others were shocked, but even the professional Tang Bo was shocked by his voice.
Tang Xiaocui's singing voice sounded like he had smoked ten packs of cigarettes, Du and Yang, Kun was singing, that kind of shock, that kind of primitive sadness, it was really... It can only be heard in hell. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Syllable... Just when he was moved by Tang Xiaocui's smoking voice, a loud palm suddenly interrupted his words. I saw the old man next to Tang Xiaocui, patted Tang Xiaocui's head fiercely, and immediately said to him with an angry face: "Stop singing, sing like a ghost, it's terrible, sing with a voice like yours, then people will definitely beat rotten eggs!"
"It hurts, don't you think, my grandmother, who is almost 98 years old, and her palms are so strong, pop, pop!
Tang Bu said to himself how strong the old man's hand was, and then hurriedly explained to the old man: "Grandma, it's not as bad as you say. His voice was now popular, and his hoarse voice was now smoking. Many people don't have such a voice, and even go out to exercise.
"No, people are crazy now, aren't they? Why don't they listen to good sounds? Instead, they go out and listen to some strange sounds, ah, it's Xiao Cui's voice, that ghost crying wolf howling, before, you could bring a wolf to you with a few phone calls in the mountains......
Wait, what kind of sound is that, it's called a pipe, a pipe, it's good, you haven't come back for so many years, you haven't learned anything, you've learned to smoke, don't go, I'm going to smoke you to death!
"I was beaten again, it hurts! Smack, tsk, really loud? It's really good!"
Tang Xiaocui saw Tang Xiaocui being beaten again, first satisfied, and then calmly explained to the old man: "Grandma, smoke is the name of a sound, not smoke. It actually means an adjective, just like the sound of a male duck, the sound of a male duck is also an adjective that describes a person's voice as hoarse as a male duck, but it does not mean that he eats the sound of a male duck, the sound of eating a male duck... ”
"Oh, that's it. I thought the kid had gone out to learn to smoke. That's not good. If he does this, I will break his leg" After listening to Tang Bo's explanation, the old man even knew that Tang Xiaocui didn't smoke, but he still glared at him fiercely and warned......
Without opening the things for work and dating, Tang Bu chatted with Tang Wanfu and the old people about their arrangements for Tang Xiaocui, and directly asked the driver to send the old man and Tang Wanfu back to the village. And originally wanted to go home to accompany his wife and children, but Liu Yan ruthlessly gave the order, that is, to hand him over to Tang Xiaocui's care, and save him and run away secretly, no one knows......
Seeing that Liu Yan's family was gone, Tang Bu returned to the room. Then he quickly took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, threw it to Tang Xiaocui after smoking, picked one up himself, and quickly lit the fire. After subconsciously taking his cigarette, he hesitated for a moment, then picked up a lighter and lit it. Then he took a few puffs of a large cigarette and slowly exhaled a large smoke ring.
After spitting out the smoke ring, Tang Xiaocui lay directly on the sofa and said to Tang Bu with a wry smile: "Cigarettes taste so good, it's so good to live like a man, but I once wasted three years for a woman, even baldness, hahaha... Most of them are very sad, everyone's growth path is different. Maybe that's how you grow. By the way, do you have any opinion on the arrangements your family has given you? If you don't mind, in the new year, you will try to stay healthy, or at least regain your muscles, rather than make a young man act like an old man.
After that, I will have someone arrange a blind date for you, and then you can choose the woman you want to spend the rest of your life with. When you get married and settle down, I'll get you trained in singing, and then next June or so, I'll give you the second season of The Voice of America and you'll bring me a hit......
When you are famous, you have the right, the qualification, to stand on the highest moral standards and speak ill of your girlfriend, because then everyone will think that what you say is true, after all, you are an idol, a star, and she is nothing, is it!"Well, I will do what you say, I will do what you say, I will believe you. Listening to Tang Bu's words, Tang Xiaocui took out the cigarette, nodded gently, and looked at Tang Bu seriously, Tang Bu patted Tang Xiaocui's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. ”。
After all, I only have one cousin like you, and yes, if you're not used to soft beds, you can remove the mattress or sleep on the floor. It takes a little time to get used to it. Very good. Nodding, Tang Xiaocui got up from the sofa, saw that it was getting late, turned around and went back to the room to rest, she sent a text message to Tang Yanmei, asking her to go to bed early, and go back to the room to rest the next morning, Tang Bu got up early and went out with Tang Xiaocui, Tang Xiaocui asked the company driver to send them to the hospital after washing up, Tang Xiaocui was under Tang's supervision, Tang underwent the most thorough examination in the hospital, and the results of the examination came out quickly, and the doctor confirmed that Tang Xiaocui was not actually sick, just a little malnourished and hypoglycemic, after which Tang Bu took him to the mall to buy clothes, go to the barber shop to get his hair trimmed, clean his teeth at the dentist, and take care of the beauty salon until he made him look like a normal person, and then Tang Bu took him back to Tang Village.
And when Tang Bu took Tang Xiaocui back to Tangjia Village, the fans in the Laochao Airport over there were extremely active at this moment, comparable to the train station during the peak of the Spring Festival, where there were all kinds of mobile phones, cameras and avatars, and the reason why these fans gathered here today was that they received news that many celebrities would come from all over the world to participate in the full moon of the four members of the Libu family tomorrow."
Oh my God, this is a heartthrob, this is a heartthrob, this is a heartthrob's double happiness, I love you, sweet princess, I love you, you are willing to be my wife Rock girl Huang Xiaoli, rock queen, we love you, we love you forever, the first to love you Tian Xiaoxin, my first love, my goddess, when I love you, the fans gathered, double happiness came, Huang Xiaoli, Tian Jingyi, the three of them pushed a suitcase, no clothes, smiled under the escort of the bodyguard, and slowly came out of the exit. And then the fans immediately began to boil, one by one there shouting loudly that they loved them, wanted to marry them, at the airport for a while ... It's not very lively...