Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 111 Earthlings and Aliens

Haijue pushed the door in, his hands empty, and it seemed that he had put the whisperer up.

Coming in this time, Haijue didn't have that unparalleled calmness and confidence, and looked at Yan Entropy's eyes with a little jealousy.

Sitting across from the two, Haijue spoke, "Even if you are the royal hunter of the Devonian period, you have no right to ask us wanderers to do anything. ”

Saying the hardest words and doing the most cowardly things is Haijue.

This old guy seemed to be quite tough, but after finishing speaking, his body leaned back, his face was full of vigilance, even to the point of fear, as if he was afraid that Yan Entropy would suddenly burst out and cut him.

In fact, Haijue can be more cowardly, the second-level civilization Devonian Royal Hunter does not refer to a single person, but actually refers to a legion, of course, there are so many people in a legion, not everyone is called a royal royal hunter.

To be precise, a royal huntsman leads a legion, and the royal huntsman is the leader who manages the legion.

However, the words are divided into two ends, Causeway Bay carries the handle Niu B, that is because there are many younger brothers, if there is no younger brother, he resists a wool, that is the commander of the light pole.

This is the same as thinking of Lu Bu when he mentions Fang Tian's halberd, without Fang Tian's halberd, can he still be the number one fierce man in the Three Kingdoms.

Without a finger, is that still Takashi Kato?

Without a keyboard, would you still be a keyboard warrior?

That's it, the Devonian royal hunter, the terrifying thing is the legion he leads, the killing legion that doesn't grow anywhere it passes.

Just a corps commander suddenly appeared in front of him, the field was not too full, but not too full, and B was not pretending to be bad, or it was not very round.

Of course, one yard is one yard, and the general deflated three will definitely not be able to be the royal hunter to lead the killing army, which Haijue knows very well.

However, he knows another thing better, with the existence of the blind spot of the earth, it is impossible for the Devonian civilization to detect the coordinates of the earth, and if it is detected by 10,000 steps, it is impossible to invade on a large scale, because the blind spot of the earth is very magical, and it is impossible to let a large number of extraterrestrial life enter the earth in a short period of time.

To be precise, the blind spot of the earth is a narrow secret door.

Secret doors are very hidden, and they are not always open, and even if they are opened, there is limited space to enter.

Therefore, Haijue knew very well that the Devonian civilization had not discovered the earth, and if it had been discovered, it would have invaded on a large scale a long time ago.

But since it hasn't been discovered, how did the Devonian royal gold medal fighter still appear on Earth?

What made him even more puzzling was how this guy got involved with someone from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs?

Countless questions plagued Haijue, and he couldn't figure out what was going on.

He had wondered before that after Caesar was genetically edited, he had the characteristics of a semi-silicon-based life form, and as long as he didn't face the regular army of humans, it was impossible to be captured.

Grabbing and killing are two different concepts, with the former being much more difficult than the latter.

Now he understands, the emotional Devonian royal gold medal fighter went to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to eat, with this guy here, let alone a semi-silicon-based lifeform, it is useless to be a purebred silicon-based lifeform.

Regarding the combat effectiveness of the Devonian royal fighters, it is basically a mystery, because interstellar war fights are not bare-chested and bare-chested, but with various high-tech battles.

Therefore, Haijue can't figure out whether Yan Entropy can be beaten.

Haijue's face was complicated, his imagination was full of thoughts, and his heart was very active.

But Yan Entropy still had that cold expression, and Chu Ci on the side nodded.

If you don't say that hunting for the royal is different.,This B is loaded.。。。 It's nice, it's round and big.

If you change someone else, you must say something you wait for me, or don't accept nonsense like let's try, but that will fall behind, and then look at the entropy, don't put a fart, that means that Lao Tzu is too lazy to threaten you, just get you and you'll be done.

Not to mention, the silent entropy made Haijue unconscious.

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Haijue asked the doubts in his heart.

"You... How did you get to Earth?"

Yan Entropy rolled his eyes: "I came by bus." ”

Chu Ci laughed.

Isn't this asking nonsense, it must have come by a space vehicle, or can it be called Didi?

Haijue's face was a little embarrassed: "You, are you alone?"

"Yes. ”

Even if he had an answer in his heart, Haijue still breathed a sigh of relief, but unfortunately, this breath was not completely relaxed, and Yan Entropy added.

"It's enough to kill you. ”

Haijue smiled bitterly.

That's right, the royal hunter of the highest level civilization, as long as it is on the land of the planet, if he wants to kill anyone, then this person can basically make a will, of course, you have to hurry up, because the creatures that are generally targeted by the royal hunter basically don't live long.

The royal hunter is not only a hunter of the planet, but also a hunt of any creature, and it is an output that can fight alone and in groups.

Suddenly, Haijue's face changed drastically, and he suddenly exclaimed, "You just said that you called the Flame of Chaos?"

Yan Entropy hummed slightly.

"Your name is ... Entropy?"

Yan Entropy nodded again!

"You, you, you are the flame of chaos, you are the flame entropy!" Hai Jue's expression began to change rapidly, just now it was like a dead mother, but now it was a look of elation, and he almost danced, and then laughed, just like going out to pick up a lottery first prize.

Chu Ci looked at Yan Entropy: "Look at you, it's all scaresome to others." ”

The entropy of the flames made a fuss in the back of the head.

"Hahaha, good, great. Haijue stood up suddenly, suddenly grabbed Yan Entropy's hands, and shook it vigorously: "It's actually you, it's actually the flame of chaos, a wanted criminal of high civilization, the only wanted criminal who is wanted by the full-text star department!"

Yan Entropy used his right hand and threw Haijue on the sofa: "You know me?"

"Yes, yes, of course I do. Haijue rubbed his hands excitedly: "The goddess of luck finally smiled at us, a smile that has not been seen for a long time, no, it is not the goddess of luck, but Chu Laicai, Chu Laicai finally fulfilled his promise, chaos, entropy, flame, flame, Yan, translated into the Chinese language, it is Yan Entropy." !”

"Chu Laicai!" Chu Ci's face changed drastically, and he subconsciously shouted: "Do you know my second uncle?"

Haijue was slightly stunned: "Your uncle?"

Chu Ci scolded: "Your uncle!"

Haijue suddenly sat on the sofa with a look of disbelief on his face: "You are... Are you that earthling?"

"Isn't this nonsense you're asking, of course Lao Tzu is an earthling. ”

"Wow", Haijue cried out, old tears, holding his head with both hands and crying bitterly.

Chu Ci and Yan Entropy looked confused.

Yan Entropy asked speechlessly, "He was scared to cry by me." ”

"It's none of your business. ”

Chu Ci frowned, it seemed that he had a relationship with the other party.

Haijue, who was full of tears, raised his head: "It's been five years, do you know how we've spent the past five years?"

Chu Ci: "In the past five years, you have been playing at home every day to play with the blue moon?"

"No!" The old man suddenly got up: "Five years ago, we could turn the earth into the promised land, but Chu Laicai asked us to wait, let us endure for another five years, saying that after five years, the entropy of the Devonian will be with the earthlings, the real earthlings to help us, and we have waited for five years." ”

Chu Ci said happily: "You haven't found a Saipan wife in the past five years, have you?"

In fact, the more Haijue said Chu Ci, the more confused he became.

is so dignified, he actually pulled out the second uncle.

And looking at the meaning, the relationship between the other party and the second uncle seems to be very complicated.

However, Chu Ci and Yan Entropy were not very surprised.

Chu Laicai is like an interstellar snakehead, driving a broken spaceship around the universe, getting an ET today and a broken TM alien tomorrow, all of them are smuggled to the earth, and the wanderer organization is the base camp of the aliens, so it is not surprising to be able to know Chu Laicai.

Now what the two want to figure out is the relationship between the two parties, as well as what the other party said about the five years and the promised land, and I don't know what the hell it is.

Chu Ci and Yan Entropy glanced at each other, and then sat down on the sofa peacefully, smoking cigars that should be smoked, drinking red wine and drinking red wine, as if they were at home, waiting for the old man to calm down.

After waiting for two minutes, Haijue, who was crying bitterly, cleaned up his mood, looking at Chu Ci and Yan Entropy, as if looking at his long-lost grandson.

"Help us, help our wanderers walk the earth in the open. ”

This was the first sentence of Haijue after calming down.

Chu Ci's first sentence was: "Shall I give you two mouths?"

Haijue looked confused.

Chu Ci said angrily: "Big brother, are you kidding, what are you, it's a group of dead Ji Ba aliens, a group of aliens want to walk in the human world openly and tell stories." ”

"Who's to say it isn't. Yan Entropy laughed and said, "A group of dead Ji tyrant aliens." ”

Haijue muttered, "Aren't you also an alien?"

Yan Entropy said proudly: "Lao Tzu has an ID card, a Huaxia ID card, and Xiong Chumo gave it to me." ”

Haijue couldn't cry or laugh: "I still have hundreds of properties overseas." ”

"What?" Chu stood up suddenly: "What did you just say?"

"Huh?" said Haijue puzzled, "I said, I hope you will help the wanderer walk in the human world openly." ”

"No, what did you say you were overseas?"

"I have hundreds of properties overseas, what's wrong?"

"Grandpa Haijue!" Chu Ci ran in front of Haijue: "It's me, Chu Ci, Chu Laicai's eldest nephew, hey, I finally saw you, I think you think it's so hard." ”

He has already thought about it, if the other party has a good relationship with the second uncle, he will recognize his relatives, and if the relationship is not good, he will kill his relatives in righteousness.

Chu Ci belongs to the pompous acting school, holding Haijue's thighs with both hands, crying bitterly, of course, the kind that thunders and doesn't rain.

In the past, Chu Ci's closest person was the fat-headed fish essence who owned a property in the national capital.

Now, his closest person is Haijue, who has hundreds of properties overseas!

The minister is a fart, no matter how big the minister is, can he still be greedy for a hundred houses, at most two spaceships, and this thing can't be sold for money to buy a house.

In order to make sure that the other party really has a hundred houses, Chu Ci couldn't help asking, "Uncle Hai, do you really have a hundred houses overseas?"

"Pretty much, I didn't calculate it. ”

Chu Ci's eyes were fiery: "Where did you come from?"

"A couple of space vehicles were sold. ”

"Damn!" Chu Ci was shocked: "That thing can also be sold?"

"It's not sold directly, it's sold as a rare metal after it is dismantled. ”

Chu Ci hesitated.

Myself... Do you want to go back and continue to hug Wu Changfeng's thighs?

Emotional spaceships can really be sold.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has a secret base in the suburban military district, in which dozens of space vehicles are parked. Not to mention a hundred houses, there are a thousand houses.

Thinking of this, Chu Ci fell into obscenity.

A thousand houses... I can't sleep even if I change my sleep for a year.

A house can be exchanged for a daughter-in-law, a thousand houses... Can that waist stand it?

Oops, it hurts to think about it.

Yan Entropy walked over and patted Chu Ci's shoulder: "Are you dreaming again?"

Chu Ci took a sip and turned his head: "How do you know." ”

"Usually when you have a lewd expression, you are thinking about some stupid question that is unrealistic and meaningless. ”

Chu Ci: "... ”

Yan Entropy: "I'm hungry again, hurry up and get down to business, I'm in a hurry to go back to eat." ”

"Oh yes, down to business. Chu Ci looked at Haijue: "Your hundred houses can be transferred... ”

Yan Entropy's brain collapsed on the back of Chu Ci's head: "Serious business!"

"Damn, I'm talking about business, or you can talk about it. ”

Yan Entropy looked at Haijue expressionlessly: "A hundred houses, how many buckets of braised chicken thighs can be exchanged?"

Haijue: "... ”

Chu Ci: "Shut up, stupid, the house is exchanged for chicken legs, and he is not fragrant when he sells the balance treasure?"

"What is Yue Bao, is it more fragrant than braised chicken thighs?"

"It depends on how much money you save, the more you save, the higher the interest, the more fragrant it is, and the less you save, the less fragrant it is. ”

Yan Entropy nodded, and looked at Haijue again: "Then how many Yue Bao can you exchange for your hundred houses?"

Haijue sighed silently.

Myself... In the end, he was still cheated by Chu Laicai.

With just these two sand sculptures, can you save the wanderers?