Chapter 381: I'll Go, There's Still This Kind of Operation!
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Yang Bufan opened a bottle of Nutrition Express, and then drank it with a clatter.
Several candidates next to him were chatting with a relaxed face, thinking that they were really waiting for the third round of interviews, and they were not vigilant at all.
Yang Bufan's performance is the same, but from beginning to end, he shows a look that is not close to women, except for eating and drinking, it is a burst of nonsense.
During the chat, Yang Bufan learned that the black straight girl who sat near him was called Fan Yuan, the name was very good, and the person was as good as her name, her appearance was comparable to those celebrities, and when she sat there, she gave people the feeling of being a lady in the room, if it was in or in the TV series, so that the woman was the absolute heroine.
He graduated from Beijing University with a major in business management at a young age, excelled in school, actively participated in various school activities, served as the president of the student union, served as the host of the school celebration party, and was a super caring long-term volunteer.
The most powerful thing is that Fan Yuan easily passed the perverted entrance examination of Xingbang Group a month ago and became a personnel officer of Xingbang Group.
Anyway, this girl's resume is perfect to the extreme, even if you listen to it, it can give people a feeling of vertigo.
Anyway, Yang Bufan quickly got this information from the small talk, and then he was completely convinced of Li Xiaoqin's work ability.
Yang Bufan really didn't have much hope for Li Xiaoqin before, he just hoped that she would be decent, anyway, what he could do as a boss was to improve Xingbang's welfare as much as possible, so as to attract more talents to join.
However, Li Xiaoqin spent just a few months to make the entrance examination of Xingbang Group to the level of national fame.
Although within the group, many employees have secretly given Li Xiaoqin the nickname of Exterminator, it just shows how many applicants have folded in her hands.
The more candidates are killed, the stricter her choice is, and it is her credit!
"Yang Gong, what are you doing in a daze?"
At this time, Fan Yuan stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Yang Bufan's eyes a few times, because she found that everyone else was chatting happily, only she was cold here, as if she had no communication skills.
And most importantly...... Fan Yuan suddenly reacted at this time, she and this Yang Gong chatted for five minutes, but she was talking by herself all the time, from self-introduction to hobbies, basically she was almost speechless, but the straight man of steel on the other side was still eating and drinking, while asking casually.
That's right!
This Yang Gong completely grasps the initiative of chatting, and often when he wants to ask him something, this guy can immediately change the topic and then go around himself!
How can this be talked about!
Fan Yuan felt very helpless, she just said that she had done social practice in college, but this Yang Gong was stunned!
After being stunned for a few seconds, Fan Yuan's hand was almost on Yang Bufan's face, and Yang Bufan reacted.
"I wasn't in a daze, I was shocked, I didn't expect you to do so many things, I'm different, I only did one thing in college. ”
Fan Yuan was curious for a while, because this was the first time that Yang Gong on the other side talked about herself, and she hurriedly asked, "What are you doing?"
Yang Bufan replied seriously: "Soak ......"
Fan Yuan: "Pickle girl?"
Yang Bufan shook his head directly: "It's a library, usually I go to occupy a seat at seven o'clock in the morning, and then go back to the dormitory at nine o'clock in the evening." ”
This time it was Fan Yuan's turn to be stunned, because she couldn't imagine that there were such boring people in the world!
For four whole years in college, I have been in the library, and I still enjoy it?
Fan Yuan couldn't help laughing at that time: "Yang Gong, your life is too regular, right?"
Yang Bufan nodded expressionlessly: "It's really regular, but I'm used to it." ”
Fan Yuan stretched out his thumb at Yang Bufan, and was about to speak, but found that Yang Bufan had taken the initiative in the topic again.
"Is your work in Xingbang regular? I like a regular life very much, and I don't like enterprises that change day by day. ”
Fan Yuan was helpless for a while, and continued: "Is it a regular time to clock in and out? To be honest, I have only been here for less than a month, and I haven't been exposed to many jobs, otherwise why would I come to do the job reception?"
Yang Bufan sighed, and wanted to talk to this black and straight beauty for a while, when he heard a staff member walk in at the door, with a sign around her neck that said interview examiner.
Everyone reacted at once, and stopped chatting instantly, some people almost choked to death while eating, some people were chatting with the female employee opposite and almost bit their tongues, and everyone was sitting in a precarious position, looking like they were going all out.
At this time, the female examiner took out a sealed document bag, and it was also very formal with a note that was strictly forbidden to open.
However, this ban is no longer relevant to the examiner, all she needs to do now is to take out the interview questions in her hand and let the candidates present answer them.
"Hello everyone, I'm today's examiner, and here's the question for today. Today's interview questions test everyone's insight and judgment, and also test everyone's eloquence and thinking. In just half an hour, you must have had a very easy time, now please choose one of the best and one of the worst among all the applicants, and tell your reasons!"
At this time, all the staff were also stunned!
Because even they didn't expect the question to be this, they always thought that they would be able to score them based on their impressions and inspections of the candidates in front of them!
Unexpectedly, they worked hard to use all kinds of words and routines, and the topic turned out to be this!
At this moment, these people realized that everyone was just a tool person, which was really speechless.
And all the candidates were stunned.
This kind of interview method is simply unheard of!
What kind of routine is this!
Everyone has also discussed the interview of Xingbang Group on the Internet before, and they all feel that the third round of interview must be the easiest round of exams.
Compared with the first two rounds of perverted written exams, this kind of interview is basically untechnical.
Compared to the later fourth round of random tests, this kind of interview is also quite decent.
And compared to the last round of individual interviews with department heads, the level of importance is simply not comparable.
All these candidates were relatively relaxed just now, and even gave a big thumbs up to the rest and waiting time arranged by Xingbang in their hearts.
I didn't expect that there was any rest and waiting time, and there was no beautiful woman to talk about, it was all a routine!
Moreover, doing so now is just playing a condensed version of the dark please close your eyes game, except that the goal of everyone's voting is to find out who is the killer, and instead choose a lucky person and a garbage based on a brief exchange and observation just now.
Xingbang is worthy of Xingbang, and a good interview has become a killing game!
But reality did not allow these candidates to think too much, and the examiner had already pointed to the candidate sitting at the first seat of the conference table, signaling that he could start his statement.
The first guy looked like a professional technician, dressed very formally, with all the buttons of his shirt buttoned, and looked about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, but his face was still full of pimples, and there were a pair of eyes hidden behind thick spectacle lenses.
Knowing that this was an opportunity to show his eloquence, he simply stood up and looked around before beginning his statement.
"Hello everyone, I think the best candidate in this conference room is myself! Because I am a very confident person, I can see from the position where I sit, I do things bravely and never admit defeat!"
When everyone heard this, they all looked at him with some admiration.
What's more, I can say such shameless words, and I am really confident enough.
The faces of the candidates sitting in the back seats were black, and they were ready to throw the title of the worst candidate at the head of the goods in a moment.
At this time, the first candidate took a deep breath and suddenly pointed to Yang Bufan, who was sitting at the end of the conference table.
"As for the worst candidate, I chose to vote for the friend who sat at the back, and the reason is very simple, everyone completed the last round of exams at the same time, and everyone chose to come to this conference room for an interview, but this guy came the latest, almost ten minutes late. I think modern companies need to pay extra attention to time and discipline, and candidates like him who are struggling and have no sense of time are the worst of all. And from the perspective of subjective initiative, this friend is also self-relegated, unsociable, and unable to quickly integrate into the team, which is also a hard injury!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Yang Bufan in unison, and many people even had sympathetic expressions.
Yang Bufan was confused, and said in his heart What kind of logic is this first big brother, you sit at the front can only show that you like to be in the limelight, how can you say that you are the best?
And am I resigned to mediocrity?
I'm the last to come in, so I don't have any other seats!
Yang Bufan sighed in his heart, feeling that the first brother's thinking was extremely confused, in order to reach this conclusion, he was simply unscrupulous, and any lame excuse could be said.
At this time, the first candidate had already sat down, obviously his face was also a little flustered, after all, he was not very satisfied with what he said, but he couldn't figure out what was dissatisfied, so he could only do it in a hurry.
The examiner had already written the numbers one to eight on a whiteboard, then drew a smiley face under the number 1 and a crying face after the number eight.
Obviously, a smiley face represents an excellent ticket, and a crying face represents a garbage ticket.
Seeing that the votes were read directly on the spot, the hearts of all the applicants were lifted, and even their minds began to think about how to vote.
What exactly is the right vote?
Needless to say, excellent votes are generally voted for yourself!
But everyone voted for themselves, and if someone was humble and didn't vote for themselves, they might still win the favor of the majority.
It's best to vote for someone who doesn't look obvious, so that you can not only show your high style and integrity, but also ensure that the person who will never get the most excellent votes!
As for the garbage ticket!
There's even more to it!
See who has the most excellent votes, and vote for more garbage votes for the other party, so that the opponent's edge can be suppressed!
Or if you don't want to offend people, you can also go with the crowd to vote for the person with the most garbage votes, so that everyone has the same opinion and normal views.
But the problem now is that it doesn't say that the person who gets the most excellent votes will definitely advance, and it doesn't say that the person who gets the most trash tickets won't make the cut.
What if voting was just a process?
Then this vote will be even more difficult to vote, it is definitely not possible for a blind chicken to vote, it must be reasonable, and it is best to benefit yourself!
For a while, not only were all the applicants thinking about how to vote, but even the beautiful tool people in the personnel department frowned and thought about it, looking puzzled.
But at this time, the examiner did not give everyone more time to think, her expression did not change, and she said directly: "Next." ”
The second applicant is a woman, but because she is not good-looking and has a bad figure, she was directly compared to a man's wife by the Xingbang Personnel Department.
She stood up directly and said with a calm face: "I think the candidates who can come to this interview today are all very good, and everyone knows very little about each other, and it is actually unfair to rashly say who is the best, so I want to abstain from the excellent vote." ”
Everyone was stunned.
Because most people didn't think of abstention!
Especially the No. 1 candidate, he was a little jumpy at that time.
I'll go, there is still this kind of operation!
I knew that I could abstain, just now I voted for myself with an excellent vote, and then it is not better to abstain from the garbage vote, so that not only do I get benefits, but I don't have to offend people to become the target of public criticism, isn't this the best of both worlds?
Mistake, mistake!
Candidate No. 2 saw everyone's expressions and knew that he had finally succeeded in opening his mind, at least everyone would feel that they were very witty and even had reverse thinking, and this wave of operations was considered a success!
Now it's up to you to do the rest!
Just when everyone thought that candidate No. 2 might also abstain from the garbage ticket, she didn't expect to say: "I think the worst candidate is No. 8, but the reason is not that he is late or sits on the outermost side. The real reason is that I think he lacks effective communication skills. When everyone was resting just now, I actually paid attention to the surrounding environment and my competitors, everyone talked extraordinary, the discussion was very lively, only the No. 8 candidate did not know what to do, and could not have normal communication with everyone at all, and his attitude was negative and resistant, full of negative energy. ”
Yang Bufan: "......"
No way!
When the wall fell, everyone pushed it, and everyone pushed it, and they found so many high-sounding reasons for themselves...... This man is so shameless!
But speaking of which, not only did she find someone who everyone ignored or even hated to attack, but she also didn't vote for herself for excellence, so as not to give people the impression that he was very advantageous, which is quite smart.
However, Yang Bufan saw that two people had already voted for him with garbage at this time, which immediately stimulated his fighting spirit and began to feel that things were interesting.
How to vote and discuss, it seems that you have to think about it!