There are five Magic Girls.

The love affair broke out is exclusive to the "Ice Sapphire", and the impression color is blue snow. Its real name is Qiu Xia, who just turned 12 years old this year and is in the sixth grade in Jiangchuan No. 1 Elementary School.

It's pretty cute!

Judging from Meng Zai's professional vision, as long as the little girl is not disabled, she will definitely be a generation of otaku gods and goddesses in the future, fascinating thousands of teenagers.

It's a pity that the temper is very eccentric.

No matter how he persuaded her, the little girl always kept her head down and played with her mobile phone, unmoved.

"Black ...... Mr. Meng, let me come!"

Seeing that Mr. Meng's persuasion was ineffective, Sister Yun, as an agent, took the initiative to ask: "Maybe you are too fierce and scared her......"

Am I too fierce?

Looking down at the alienated girl on the T-shirt, Meng Lang said angrily: "You don't open your yellow tongue! The alienated girl is very fierce, what does it have to do with me?"

Sister Yun: "......"

Who, exactly, is driving?

In front of children, you can really do it! You are worthy of the cancer of the business world, the king of black pigs!

Just as the two were arguing, an inaudible chuckle came from the side. Meng Lang and Sister Yun glanced at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

She laughed!

This proves that it is possible to communicate.

"Sister Yun, do you have a photo of that kid?"

"Yes!"

Sister Yun took out her mobile phone, flipped through the photo album to find the corresponding photos, and then handed the mobile phone to Meng Lang.

Meng Lang took the phone with his right hand, touched his chin with his left hand to look at the photo, and muttered to himself: "This is too ugly, not half as handsome as when I was a child!"

"You talk nonsense!"

When the little girl heard this, she couldn't help but raise her head and retorted: "Don't you feel ashamed to wantonly slander a person's appearance behind your back?"

Sure enough, it's a high-IQ girl!

But......

If he was dumbfounded by a little girl, how would he be in Jiangchuan in the future?

"I'm telling the truth!"

Meng Lang's eyes were clear, and he covered his chest with his right hand and said, "My dad taught me since I was a child that I can't lie. Everything I say is worthy of my conscience. ”

"Forehead ......"

Qiu Xia had never experienced this kind of battle, although she was very smart, but after all, she was a twelve-year-old girl, and she didn't expect Meng Zai to answer like this.

"I don't believe it! You're lying!"

"This is a picture of me when I was a child, can you compare it yourself and see who is more handsome?"

"He's more handsome!"

The little girl pointed to the photo of her little boyfriend and said confidently.

Meng Lang shook his head.

"In the eyes of a thousand readers, there are a thousand Hamlets. Aesthetics are subjective perceptions, and in order to reach as objective conclusions as possible, we should ask other people!"

"Sister Yun, what do you think?"

Under the threat of the black pig's "salary warning", Sister Yun decisively chose Meng Lang and praised insincerely: "Yes, Mr. Meng was more handsome when he was a child!"

"If you are not convinced, then I will send these two photos to the company group and let everyone vote?"

"No need ......"

The little girl rolled her eyes at Meng Zai, and snorted: "You are the most handsome, okay? No matter what you say, I like him anyway." ”

"What do you like about him?"

Meng Zai patted the table and scolded: "I am more handsome than him, better than him, richer than him, more humorous than him, and more understanding than him...... Please look me in the eye and answer my question, what do you really like about him?"

"I ......"

Qiu Xia, who was panicked, faced with this series of questions, couldn't think of a little boyfriend who was stronger than Mr. Meng for a while.

Wait a minute!

"I like him young!"

"Poof......

"Mr. Meng, Mr. Meng, what's wrong with you!"

Sister Yun was startled, and quickly helped Meng Zai, who was not lightly injured, and asked eagerly, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine!"

The strong Meng Zai has learned to hide his sadness with a smile. He waved his hand, held back his anger and continued to ask: "You keep saying that you like it, so do you know what it means to like?"

"I don't understand!"

"But I don't think you understand!"

Joke!

Jiangchuan Xiaobawang doesn't know what it means to like? It's a big joke in the world.

Meng Lang held up his mobile phone, flipped out a page of chat history with Tao Mi, and swore an oath: "Have you slept? Have you slept! Have you eaten? Happy New Year!"

There is no liking in the whole text, but from the tacit understanding between the lines, the liking is reflected everywhere. I'm telling you, that's what real love is!"

Can this also be done?

Sister Yun's expression was very stiff, she never expected that the black pig's definition of liking would be so strange.

She glanced at Qiu Xia and was stunned.

it!

Can this also be directed at brain waves?

What the hell is the black pig? Why can this be used to convince the little girl's brain waves?

"I don't know what you usually talk about, but you must be very nagging, and I can't wait to tell each other everything I see, hear and even smell, and I can't wait to say goodbye for hours!"

The little girl didn't speak, but her thoughtful expression told Meng Zai that he had guessed right!

So, Meng Zai hit the railroad while it was hot: "Being able to have this kind of chat proves that you don't really like him, but you have been lonely for too long, and you finally found a friend worth talking to." ”

"Trust me! A real couple chat must be the kind I show, concise and to the point! Chat a day, that's the real like. ”

"As for why? Do you know that a poem makes the heart clear? Even if I only say one word a day with her, even if I am thousands of miles apart, she can feel my thousand words......

"I see!"

The little girl stood up, looked up at Meng Zai and said, "I will use your way to prove that we really like it." ”

"No problem!"

Meng Lang said with a smile: "As long as it is true love, Uncle Meng will only bless you, and will not beat the mandarin ducks!"

Sister Yun's expression was very distorted.

After listening to this for half an hour and accepting the baptism of the black pig, she felt that her outlook on life, values, and love had all been reshaped, and she suspected that her relationship with her husband was not so strong.

After sending these two away, Meng Lang didn't receive feedback from Sister Yun for several days. He also thought that his brainwashing had failed.

Luckily, Tawmi knew the story.

"Don't ask, it's already divided!"

Tao Mi asked curiously, "Children of this age are very stubborn, what did you say that it worked so quickly?"

"Of course it's love truth!"

Meng Zai laughed wildly: "My early love experience is rich, it's just a little problem to break up a little couple!"

"Oh!

Tao Mipi said with a smile: "So, you are very powerful?"

"Of course, I ...... Whew!"

Before he finished speaking, Meng Lang was kicked hard by Tao Mi. By the time he came to his senses, Tao Mi had already left with his bag.

"What the hell?"

Meng Lang rubbed his aching knees, his nose and eyebrows wrinkled and said, "That was a bad thing many years ago, as for being jealous, and kicking me?"

It's excessive!

Don't say goodnight to her tonight!