Chapter 559: Singing and Dancing
After Kamai and a few dwarves' nonsense explanations, Chu Ci and the others finally figured out what was going on.
The reason why this broken hammer is not in good condition is because only dwarves with dwarven blood in their bodies can use it, or pick it up, and there is an exception, that is, guarding dwarves, who are also dwarves, but they are not purebred, and the vernacular is a string.
The other dwarves can only pick it up, and they can't show their real combat power, and as for the other races, they can't pick it up, and Captain America can't do it.
Guarding the dwarves, as the name suggests, is to protect the dwarves.
However, the guard dwarf vein has long been dead, and the darkest era will be dead, after all, it is specifically responsible for fighting, and the rush is fast and dies quickly, and in the end, this vein will be all hung up.
It's been thousands of years now, and there hasn't been a single guardian dwarf on the continent anyway.
However, these are legends, and even Ebby and several other elders do not know whether they are true or not.
A few decades ago, the poor people in Flame Hammer City couldn't afford to buy wine, so they hit the idea on the artifact, thinking that no one could use it anyway, and the iron was not strong, and it couldn't be used in battle, so it would be better to sell it for two dollars to buy some wine.
In the eyes of the dwarves, there is nothing that cannot be sold, as long as they can drink wine, their mother's bones can be sold at a discount.
It just so happened that the cardinal of the Eastern Diocese, Dulan, had such a strong interest in collecting the heroic relics of the Dark Ages, and as soon as the two sides discussed, Ebby was ready to sell the hammer to the Eastern Diocese in exchange for a three-horse cart of ale to drink.
Who knew that when the caravan came, it was dumbfounded, and it couldn't be caught.
Regardless of whether it is a strong warrior or a warrior of war will, no one can pick it up except for the dwarf.
The Eastern Diocese has thought of countless ways, but it can't be taken away alive or dead, and the dwarves can't pick it up wherever they throw it, and other races can't pick it up.
Later, the business was yellow, and Abby and a group of dwarves were also very troubled, and they were still angry, and no one could steal it anyway, so they just threw it at the door.
Coincidentally, this matter spread out somehow.
If you want to ask who has the most people in this world, it is the boring person.
After the news spread, many mercenaries came, including the Beamon orc warriors, all of whom wanted to give it a try, after all, this thing was an artifact left over from the Darkest Age.
In the end, Abby thought, let's try, try one iron coin at a time.
Not to mention, after a few months of making a fortune, many people who have nothing to do and have nothing to do have a pain in the egg trekked through the Great Wilderness to Flame Hammer City, just to see if they could take the artifact away.
The result is obvious, if someone takes it away, he can't appear in front of Chu Ci now.
Coincidentally, no one else could catch it, but Chu Ci was the only one who raised it.
"Coincidentally, isn't that a coincidence. ”
Abby stroked his beard and smiled.
Unexpectedly, the guardian dwarf not only appeared, but also an acquaintance.
Whether the guardian dwarf can fight or not, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that this guy manages the Sleepless Forest, and there are a large number of jumping rice in the Sleepless Forest, which means that... In the future, there will be enough food and wine.
Not to mention, Chu Ci also realized this matter, and suspected that the dwarves had set him up, so he just found a jumping rice to slander him, and it just so happened that this group of dwarves also saved steel.
"Big Bell, come here. ”
After calling Da Bell over, Chu Ci snorted at the hammer on the ground.
Big Bell had already wanted to try it, rubbed his hands together and said, "Maybe I'm also a guardian dwarf." ”
After saying that, Big Bell held his ass and began to pick up the hammer.
Not to mention that Big Bell is the first strong man of the wolf tooth tribe, he grabbed it with both hands, his body sank, the green tendons on his forehead protruded, and after a low roar, he let out a fart, and the hammer didn't move.
Big Bell looked embarrassed.
He really can't pick up this hammer.
"I'll try it again. Big Bell was a little reluctant.
Chu Ci kicked Big Bell away: "You take a hammer." ”
"I'm going to take a hammer. ”
"Get out. ”
"Oh. ”
Chu Ci was suspicious, he was obviously an earthling, how could he still have dwarf blood?
A group of dwarves were happy, as if an eighty-year-old lady was pregnant, smiling so much that they could not see their eyes.
Before, they looked at how Chu Ci looked unpleasant, but now they look at how happy they are.
Chu Ci saw that the two-headed demon in the mountain and forest area was about to move again, and he didn't bother to think about the bloodline, and said to Douglas: "It seems that we really have a way to go, no matter what, we have to close the space crack." ”
Who knew that Glass hadn't spoken yet, and Ebi was in a hurry.
"You can't say it, you can't go. ”
The other dwarves also screamed that they couldn't go.
Chu Ci didn't know why: "You asked me to go just now, why don't you let me go now?"
Abby stiffened his neck and said, "Go, you can, but you can't." ”
"Why?"
"Because you're a guardian dwarf. Ebi directly grabbed Chu Ci's trouser leg: "Anyone can go, in short, you can't go." ”
"You're not my son. Chu Ci just wanted to raise his feet and kick, but a group of dwarves and hungry tigers pounced on sheep directly, some of them were lying on the ground and grabbing their feet and necks, some were dragging their trouser legs, and some were crawling on Chu Ci's back, which startled Chu Ci.
It just so happened that Fiona came out with little Terry and Good, and saw that Chu Ci was full of dwarves, and he was smiling like something.
Chu Ci's face was also flushed.
Because one of the dwarves almost didn't rip off his pants, and his half-pulled ass was exposed
Finish.
"Hurry up and let go of me, the two-headed demon is coming again. Chu Ci was a little anxious, and a dwarf elder almost rode on his neck.
Ebi pointed at Big Bell: "Let him go, you see that he is so strong, he is very powerful at first sight, you can't go, let him go by himself." ”
Chu Ci said helplessly: "How can he go alone, isn't that sending him to death." ”
"Who cares if he dies or not, he won't let you go anyway. ”
Fiona smiled and walked over to ask what was going on.
Douglas said with a smile: "What kind of guardian is Chu Ci, because he picked up the artifact of the dwarf clan. ”
Chu Ci glanced at him and said to Ebi: "You must be mistaken, I am even a foreigner of the barbarian chieftain, how can I be a dwarf, don't make trouble." ”
Abby asked rhetorically, "You're not a guardian dwarf, why can you take the artifact Storm." ”
"I have a lot of strength. ”
"Guarding the dwarves is strong, and you are the guardian of the dwarves. ”
Chu Ci was speechless: "The giant has more strength, and they all said that I am not a dwarf, you look at my height, where do I look like a dwarf, have you ever seen such a tall dwarf." ”
"I've seen it!"
Chu Cihu asked suspiciously, "Who?"
"You!"
Chu Ci was also completely convinced, and said patiently: "I'm really not a guardian dwarf, you must have recognized the wrong person." ”
"Then how can you take the artifact Storm?"
"Because I have a lot of strength. ”
"Guarding the dwarves is strong, and you are the guardian dwarves. ”
"Giant strength ... I'll go to your uncle's. Chu Ci was about to go away, and he arched his arms and shook off the dwarves on his body, but he didn't move, and a group of dwarves climbed up.
Big Bell subconsciously took a step back.
The meeting reminded him of some unbearable experiences.
Ebby whispered a few words to the dwarven elder next to him, who hurried away.
After a while, a large group of dwarves crawled out of the pipe.
All of them were female dwarves, and they walked in front of Chu Ci one by one.
Yishui plateau red, full of beards, skin and sandpaper-like, less than one meter highest, almost equal to square figure, basically semi-bald, one by one and like a home baby, looking at Chu Ci with silky eyes, and constantly swallowing saliva.
If it weren't for the fact that this group of dwarves had female characteristics, Chu Ci really wouldn't have seen that these were all old ladies among the dwarves.
Ebi said with a straight face: "The most beautiful women of the right age in the clan are all in the ovulation period, guardian giants, come, before embarking on the journey, please leave your offspring, if it is not enough, I will let people choose a few hundred." ”
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The Forest of Sleeplessness, the camp of the Wolf Tooth Tribal.
At this time, the camp was singing and dancing, Yan Entropy drank and ate meat, Si Teng and Wang Dafu sat on both sides with a smile, Sancun Ding and Little George and a group of penguin cubs rolled on the ground, and Dudu Nu was surrounded by a group of barbarian old ladies, shushing the cold and asking for warmth.
"I didn't see that Chu Ci was so able to toss. Taking a sip of the ale in the wooden cup, Yan Entropy smiled: "I'll just say that this guy has a good brain, he can make a fortune with a group of barbarians, and he can also attract so many thugs." ”
Just after tapping the weapon brought back by the beast, Xiao Genteng ran over excitedly and lit a cigarette for Yan Entropy: "Are we going to do a big deal, I see that the backpack is full of explosives." ”
Yan Entropy put away his smile: "Holy Court... I really didn't expect that there would be so many masters on this obviously very backward planet, if it weren't for the death of other races at that time, I might have planted the Fakemi Holy Mountain. ”
Si Teng glanced at Yan Entropy slightly: "What's next, Brother Yan, you have been to Fakemi Holy Mountain, can we use the weapon you brought back to snatch the van back." ”
"Yes. Entropy looked at the warriors and dwarves who were singing and dancing, "But we have to organize an army." ”
"The army?"
"Yes. Yan Entropy sighed: "Let's wait for Chu Ci to come back, it looks like we have to stay on this planet for a while." ”
Si Teng nodded: "It doesn't matter, it's just a matter of studying why this group of people can manipulate the energy in the space." ”
As soon as he mentioned this, Yan Entropy also became interested: "I've been inquiring about this too, I don't use technology devices and use energy, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it, if I could become an elemental, those Devonian doglegs wouldn't be enough to see at all." ”
Si Teng asked puzzledly: "Didn't you say that you let a Beamon orc go to Earth, why didn't you bring it?" ”
"Let's go, go back to the territory of the Beamon Orcs, and come back to see me in a few days. ”
"You two have a good relationship. ”
"Yes, my little brother, but after the coming, the gods are chattering, chanting about the eighteen gods and the like, the devil knows what they are talking about. ”