Chapter 0.342 - The Most Miserable System in History!
In Chu Du's yard, Xiao Hei has already returned to the house!
And Chu Du covered his eyes and bared his teeth!
You don't need to look at him to know that you must have been beaten into a panda eye!
Chu Du felt that this world was too unfriendly to him!
The most important thing is that Chu Du is very unconvinced, he is so honest, and he didn't lie, it's obviously white, he is not wrong, why did Xiao Hei beat him!
If he said something else and said something wrong, Xiao Hei beat him, he could accept it, but he was right, he was sure he could see it clearly!
The most excessive thing is that when he said this and swore that he could see it clearly, what he saw was white, and he was absolutely right, Xiao Hei beat him harder!
This little black, isn't it too much?
Women, incomprehensibly, are incomprehensible creatures!
Chu Xiaoyu and Chu Qiuqiu, the two melon-eating people, were very happy, and when they saw Chu Du being beaten, the two of them couldn't do it happily!
Especially Chu Qiuqiu, he was about to roll with laughter!
Chu Du glanced at her and said with disdain: "You are a system, you have been bullied like this, if I were you, I would have been killed by a headlong run, and you can still laugh now!"
Chu Qiuqiu was immediately unhappy, this Chu Du is really a pot that can't be opened!
She immediately said, "This system is powerful, but I just don't want to deal with you mortals." ”
"Sorry, I didn't see it, you are the worst of all the systems I've heard of, you successfully refreshed my worldview, thank you for letting me know, it turns out that the system can still be scrapped to the point of you!"
Chu Du is a sincere person, he is really telling the truth, he used to think that the system is invincible and omnipotent, but Chu Qiuqiu, a fragment of the sword immortal system, told him what it means that everything is possible!
Chu Qiuqiu was immediately very unhappy, Chu Du was pouring salt on her wounds!
She has a system, and she has fallen into such a situation, and she is also desperate!
Chu Xiaoyu glared at Chu Du, and said very dissatisfied: "Chu Du, you are not allowed to bully Qiuqiu, she is my pet, I haven't played enough, when I have played enough, I will bully her to you!"
Chu Qiuqiu was still happy when she heard the first half of the sentence, she didn't expect Chu Xiaoyu, the host, to stand on her side and speak for her, but when she heard the back, her face shrugged down!
She was so angry that she immediately said: "You brothers and sisters, one is worse than the other, let me tell you, this system is powerful, this system has not been dismantled before, and it is still complete......"
"Huh. ”
Chu Du smiled, directly interrupted her words, and said, "Before, I was still an Immortal Venerable, was I proud?"
Chu Qiuqiu suddenly became even more angry, this Chu Du is underestimating people!
She said angrily: "Chu Du, when I recover my energy, collect all the fragments, and become a complete system, then I will let you know how powerful I am, I will make you a woman, and turn you into a girl, the kind with very breasts." ”
Chu Du hehe and said, "You are such a cow, why don't you explode on the spot?"
Chu Qiuqiu was in the middle of his temper at this time, and when he heard this, he immediately said: "If it explodes, it will explode, do you think I don't dare? It's just, why should I listen to you? You said that if I want to explode, I will explode, I don't want to lose face?"
Chu Du is not her host!
"Huh, can you still explode?"
Chu Xiaoyu's voice suddenly sounded, and a pair of eyes were shining, looking at the fragments of the Sword Immortal System excitedly!
Chu Qiuqiu's expression stiffened, and she had a bad premonition, but she had always been an upright system, and immediately said: "Of course it can explode, but I am a system, an omnipotent system, how can it not even explode?"
"Then you explode one for me, I especially like to watch fireworks!"
Chu Xiaoyu's little face was full of expectation!
Chu Du nodded hurriedly and said, "I like it too!"
Chu Qiu Qiu: ......
She was desperate, why did she meet a mentally retarded host like Chu Xiaoyu!
Compared to Taibai Sword Immortal, than Chu Fan, Xiao Hei Chu Feng and Chu Yun, they are all even more mentally retarded!
She asked with difficulty, "Host, are you sure?"
Chu Xiaoyu looked forward to it, his eyes were shining, and he quickly nodded vigorously, and said: "I like colorful fireworks, but they are beautiful, by the way, what are the patterns of the fireworks you explode?
Chu Qiuqiu doesn't want to talk anymore!
She was in complete despair!
This world is truly full of malice towards her!
Tens of millions of years ago, she met the stupid host of Taibai Sword Immortal, with such a strong and complete system assistance as her, but she just didn't do the task and didn't make good use of it, but instead she had to rely on herself to retreat, and the retreat was retreat, but once it was closed, it was 10 million years!
After waiting for tens of millions of years, Taibai Sword Immortal finally decided to let her go, and she finally regained her life, but as soon as she came out, she met Chu Fan's idiot, and Chu Fan ridiculed her for being a fake system, telling her to get out and not binding!
Then she met Xiao Hei again, and was chased and beaten by Xiao Hei, I have to say that she is pretending to be Chu Du, an old yin, and let her show her original form, otherwise she will be killed!
The fourth time, she was despised by Chu Feng and Chu Yun again, saying that she was rubbish, and she couldn't even make them more handsome than her eldest brother Chu Du, so what was the use of asking her?
However, all this is nothing, the real nightmare is the fifth time, I met this host in front of me, Chu Xiaoyu, and was madly abused by Chu Xiaoyu!
She once thought that Chu Xiaoyu was an innocent and lovely little girl, but she was wrong, Chu Xiaoyu told her what the devil was!
Please dance to make the host happy, please ask the system to wear women's clothes, please call Chudu's father......
If this is bearable, then let her explode to watch the fireworks, and it has to be blown into a heart-shaped pattern, this is a complete devil!
Chu Qiuqiu felt very desperate, she was obviously an invincible system, and she was obviously an existence that stood at the pinnacle of life from birth, but now, she has lived to this extent!
Lose face!
What a shame!
She was so angry that she lost her temper and said angrily: "If it explodes, it will explode, do you really dare me?"
"Boom. ”
Before Chu Xiaoyu and Chu Du could react, the Chu ball ball turned into a ball of light again, and when they heard a bang, the fragments of the Sword Immortal System really exploded!
And sure enough, it was fried into a heart-shaped pattern!
Colorful fireworks, dazzling, poignant and gorgeous!
"This ......"
Chu Du was stunned!
A system was blown up by him and Chu Xiaoyu like this?
"Wow, that's beautiful. ”
Chu Xiaoyu's eyes were shining!
Chu Du took a deep breath, no, he was wrong, the real devil was not him, it was Chu Xiaoyu!
"Huh!"
Suddenly, Chu Du's body shook, and an astonishing light erupted in his eyes!