Chapter 933: A Special Fetish
Hahaha, I finally have a good look." Wu Brown Xian couldn't wait to jump out and proudly announce when he heard this.
Chen Zhipeng pushed Wu Brownxian away, and then asked Ge Weiru with a serious face: "Oh, is it?"
"Yes." Ge Weiru nodded seriously and explained: "Because many programs need, for example, many beautiful women stand next to them and look beautiful."
"Oh, does he belong to the handsome guy standing next to the beautiful woman?" Chen Zhipeng asked unwillingly.
Ge Weiru nodded vigorously: "Yes, safflower always needs green leaves, and beauties always need handsome guys to accompany them to look beautiful."
"Oh, that's not right." Chen Zhipeng frowned suspiciously, and said uncertainly: "Why do I think your analogy is like talking about beauty and beasts, ugly men can show beautiful women, how can they be handsome guys?"
"Oops, you heard me wrong, it's not a handsome guy, it's a declining brother." Ge Wei explained with a look of abruptness.
"Brother Decline?" Chen Zhipeng immediately asked with a smile in confirmation.
"Yes, you can also interpret it as an ugly man." Ge Weiru's small eyes were secretly teasing.
"You two are too much, where am I ugly, where am I declining." Wu Brown Xian jumped like thunder and was poked at the pain point.
As a result, without giving the drama spirit Wu Brownxian a chance to perform, Zhang Xiaoyan pushed Wu Brownxian out again: "Go, go, don't disturb them."
"Okay, it's time for Wu Qilong and Ye Huan." Zhang Xiaoyan looked at the next group and said.
"Why do you want Wu Palmxian to host the show?"
"Because Qi Long and I have been recording records recently..."Ye Huan was talking, but Chen Zhipeng reached out behind her and messed up her hairstyle, interrupting Ye Huan's words.
"So we're very busy, so we can only find Wu Palmxian." Wu Qilong smiled and picked up Ye Huan's words and complained.
"I disagree." Wu Brown Xian jumped out again and shouted with a dissatisfied face.
Feelings Wu Brown Xian is just a substitute, Ye Huan and they are not available before it is his turn to host.
This trough has a height.
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Next, Peng Chacha and Cai Xingjuan, Sun Xing and Wang Zhilei also complained about Wu Palmxian and buried them respectively.
After the guest performance, Zhang Xiaoyan began to formally introduce Wu Palmxian, who was officially the host for the first time: "Okay, at this time, of course, we have to warmly welcome the first time to be the host, this is his debut, welcome Wu Palmxian."
Finally belonged to Wu Brownxian's personal moment, and he was introduced to dance with his hands like a crab to the music, raising his hands like crabs, and dancing with his legs crossed to dance an unknown dance that was ugly and ugly.
"Wow"
The dance was ugly, but the audience was very professional and still cheered for face.
"Hey, hey, hey, does it work, does it work?" Wu Brownxian pretended to be a panache and patted the microphone on his chest to test the microphone.
After putting on a show, Wu Brown Xian put on a vicious expression and said: "Actually, I also told the station not to ask me to be the host, but they haven't listened.
Hahahahaha.
Hearing Wu Brown Xian scare his own TV station like this, the audience burst into laughter.
This time is different from the professional and cooperative laughter just now, this time it was really amused.
Wu Palmxian, are you serious?
You still don't want to be the host, and the station insists on you to be it, have you forgotten Ye Huan, Wu Qilong said that you are just their substitute?
Why are you so thick-skinned, this TV station has just started and you want to let it suffer the consequences, are you serious about this curse?
No refund of the hosting fee!
How fat your guts are, the station knows about the ban on you, see how you cry when the time comes.
Of course, the audience knows that this is the effect of the show, just to make everyone laugh.
But this does not affect the audience's fantasies in their hearts about Wu Palmxian's nonsense, and he was banned by the station and cried bitterly.
With such a fantasy in their hearts, looking at Wu Brown Xian with a stunned face on the stage, the strong contrast made them laugh even more happily.
After successfully amusing the audience with a few words and making the atmosphere more enthusiastic, Wu Brown Xian took the opportunity to lead the topic to Zhang Xiaoyan: "Of course, the most important thing I will not forget is our super idol hip-hop queen Zhang Xiaoyan."
Zhang Xiaoyan, who had already ducked back into the crowd and posed, exaggeratedly twisted her buttocks, danced with her hands, and danced as ugly as Wu Brownxian.
"There's no rhythm at all." After Zhang Xiaoyan appeared, Wu Brown Xian stood up and laughed at the right time.
Hahahaha.
The audience laughed again,
In the midst of laughter, Zhang Xiaoyan covered her face without shame, and she had no face to see anyone.
"Wow."
Zhang Xiaoyan, who was ridiculed, shouted an embarrassing scene, forcibly changed the topic and began to introduce the broadcast time of the program: "Take a look at our happy delivery today to know how happy our program is.Today I am very grateful to everyone for coming to our program.However, now, I think that by now, we should officially start our program.Sunday at 8:10 p.m., and we will watch it on Super Sunday on our TVBS station in the future."
"Yes, we'll see you every Sunday at 8:10 p.m." Wu Brown Xian shouted in a strange voice.
Wu Brownxian's voice is sharper and thinner, especially when it is loud.
With his exaggerated expressions and body movements, even if it was just a simple introduction to the broadcast time, many viewers were inexplicably amused.
It's also a talent to make people laugh when they see their faces or hear their voices.
Even the strongest talent, such a person is really blessed to engage in variety shows.
Looking at Wu Brown Xian like this, Zhang Xiaoyan on the side nodded secretly, feeling that Qiao Feng's vision was really unique, and the person he poached was really suitable for being a seedling of variety shows.
"Just now our theme is joy sending, and then let's move on to the second theme, hobby dancing." Zhang Xiaoyan, who was satisfied, confidently began to enter the second theme according to the script: "Our second theme is to dance out of our hobby."
Hobby dancing, no one can figure out what the hell it is just by listening to the name?
Because it is not commonly used, and there is no contextual comparison.
But Zhang Xiaoyan made it clear as soon as she introduced it, this link is about personal hobbies.
If you like to play badminton, you can use dance to show the state of playing badminton.
If you like swimming, just make a swimming posture.
This link is actually for the guests to show their hobbies, whether it is real or fake, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, it can let the audience know more about the hobbies of these artists, and for the fans of these artists, this can be regarded as a way to understand their idols.
There won't be a lot of jokes in this link, the main thing is to give the guests a shot, let them perform alone, and increase their exposure.
However, not having a lot of jokes is not without jokes.
At this time, it depends on who can be embarrassed and show a unique, weird, and heavy taste penchant.
In this link, Sun Xin successfully won the championship with extreme eccentricity.
He likes to touch the cotton fabric.
When he showed himself touching the cotton cloth, his expression was quite ecstatic, and his movements were extremely enchanting.
But this is not the most hilarious for the audience, the most hilarious is an episode that happened in the middle and Wu Palmxian was caught off guard.
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