249 Great War Sitting Guns
Zhou Xiaokun's tone was very tough at the time, Wang Bing was directly coaxed, and he didn't dare to say a word, but he still sat on the ground and the brother was bold, and jokingly said to Wang Bing: "Don't force it, the five people are all in a group, you are here alone, you are not afraid to sleep until the middle of the night, and the five of them will pee on your bed?"
Wang Bing smiled bitterly, and said in a weird manner: "Indeed, I'm really scared when you say this, forget it, otherwise you go back, and I'll go to your dormitory to play cards when I go back." ”
The man smiled: "Two more fights, I just lost a lot of money, I want to win it back." ”
With that, he continued to play cards.
As for Zhou Xiaokun, listening to their yin and yang weird burial people, they also became angry directly, and simply threw the sheets on them, and several people immediately shouted, asking Zhou Xiaokun what he meant, if he was looking for trouble.
"The dormitory is so big, you are blocking me from throwing the sheets, either go out to play, or just endure and don't be angry!" Zhou Xiaokun knew that the purpose of these people coming to the dormitory was to stir up trouble, so it was better to find out as soon as possible, and everyone would do it quickly.
"What if I don't go out?" The boy who had just talked back to Zhou Xiaokun stood up unconvinced and walked in front of Zhou Xiaokun.
His nickname is Big Nose, because his nose is very big, and he is also one of the iron brothers of the Ground Cannon, and the purpose of the Ground Cannon to send him today is to provoke Zhou Xiaokun, so he is not false at all, and if he fights, his goal will be achieved.
Zhou Xiaokun didn't say anything, but turned his face to the side and smiled, about three or four seconds, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and then his expression was very cold, and then it became fierce again, and then one of them kicked up, kicking the big nose back several meters, if it wasn't for the people next to him, I am afraid that he would fall to the ground directly.
", give it to me!" Zhou Xiaokun made a move, and his big nose immediately seemed to be hit with chicken blood, and the whole person was boiling, and then he and his brother rushed towards Zhou Xiaokun and them.
There are a total of five people on the side of the big nose and Wang Bing, and they are superior in numbers, but Wang Bing is an ornament, and as soon as the people on both sides fight, he immediately retreats to the position at the door of the dormitory, and there are only four people who really have combat effectiveness on their side.
And Zhou Xiaokun and Chen Yingjun have both practiced sanda, and the other party is not the opponent of the three at all, and the three of them are "in this battle", they are very confident, and they have suffered a lot of losses with their big noses.
Wang Bing saw that this side was not working, and immediately ran out, not to escape, but to inform the ground cannon, and after running down the dormitory building, he suddenly stopped and patted his head: "What the hell do I want a mobile phone? I can make a call, why do I have to run to the dormitory of their department?"
After muttering a sentence, Wang Bing directly took out his mobile phone and called the ground-sitting gun, saying that the dormitory was dry, and asked the ground-sitting gun to call a group of brothers.
The ground cannon was waiting for this moment, and after getting the letter, he immediately called a bunch of people to run towards the dormitory of the Department of Architecture.
At this time, Zhou Xiaokun's dormitory was already in a mess, Zhou Xiaokun was holding the neck of the big nose with his left arm, locking his head to his chest, and at the same time using his right fist to keep hitting him in front of the door, and the other three people, one of them couldn't bear it and ran out, the other person was beaten by Chen Yingjun and drilled under the bed, and another person was being kicked hard by the sixth man in the corner.
It can be said that before this battle officially began, the other side was completely defeated.
"You're giving Lao Tzu a again,!" Zhou Xiaokun scolded while beating, he regretted that it was not Wang Bing's head that was caught now, if it was Wang Bing's head, it would probably be more enjoyable to fight.
After a while, there was a sudden loud agitation in the corridor outside, as if it was the sound of many people running, Zhou Xiaokun also understood that it must be Wang Bing who called the sitting cannon, although he was not afraid of the sitting cannon, but he also knew that if the other party called a group of people to rush in, the dormitory was such a small place, it was impossible to use his hands and feet, this run was also running, and his side would definitely suffer at that time, so he directly asked the sixth man to drive out the person in the corner, and quickly locked the door.
There are only five people left in the dormitory now.
The three brothers, plus the big nose, and the guy who got under the bed.
Then, they heard someone outside scolding: "Brother Pao, the three of them are stupid inside, and Big Nose and Xiao Cui are also inside!"
The person who complained should be the one who had just been beaten out, and he was already angry when he heard the voice, and it was estimated that he was very aggrieved just now, and now he was very excited when he saw that the rescuers had arrived.
Immediately afterwards, Zhou Xiaokun heard the sound of a sitting cannon: ", Zhou Xiaokun, what do you mean, why are you beating my brother? Didn't we say before that the well water would not interfere with the river water? Are you stirring up trouble?"
The ground-sitting cannon is obviously pretending to be garlic here, and Zhou Xiaokun is too lazy to talk to him: "You don't have to pretend, aren't these people called by you to come to me, anyway, I've already beaten your people, whatever you want, it's a big deal to have a good fight with you today." ”
"Zhou Xiaokun, is this what you want to do with me? Don't you blame my brother?" Listening to the sound of the ground-sitting cannon, he was already a little impatient.
"Stop talking nonsense, just break in first. ”
"Brothers, kick the door open for me!" As soon as the words of the cannon fell, the door "knocked" sounded, followed by a series of kicks, each of which was very loud.
Zhou Xiaokun and the three brothers also moved the high and low beds behind the door and put them on the door, and during this period, the big nose still wanted to go up and open the door for the people outside, but as soon as he walked to the door, Zhou Xiaokun kicked him on the door, and then went over to grab his hair, knocked his head to the wall a few times, and directly broke the scalp on his head, Zhou Xiaokun also scared him, and wanted to open the door again, so he opened the scoop directly.
The big nose was also shocked by Zhou Xiaokun's momentum, so he had to hide obediently behind, not daring to step forward again.
Later, the ground cannon also shouted for the brothers inside to open the door for him, but the two brothers were watched by the sixth brother from behind, and they didn't dare to put a fart.
Zhou Xiaokun was still sitting on the ground at this time: "Your two brothers are so scared that they pee their pants, and the people under your hands can't do it!"
As soon as he finished saying this, the glass on the small window above the door was instantly broken by someone with a stool leg, and there was a bang, and the broken glass fell down with a loud bang, and then the shouting and scolding of the ground cannon became more intense, he said that if Zhou Xiaokun opened the door now, he could still say anything, and if they opened the door after a while, it would be useless for the three of them to beg for mercy.
Zhou Xiaokun naturally scolded back, letting him break in if he had a kind.
Maybe the movement here was too big, and then the dormitory manager aunt heard the movement and ran over, asking them what they were doing, but the floor cannon didn't give the dormitory manager a good face at all, and directly scolded her away, and then continued to let people kick the door.
This dormitory is actually quite old, some years old, the door is not very strong, after they kicked for a while, the door frame was a little loose, Zhou Xiaokun thought that sooner or later he would have to kick it open, at this time, he asked Chen Yingjun to take a lot of water from the back pipe, and splash water from the window above with a basin.
It's still March, although the weather has warmed up, but it's still a little cold, and the clothes are wet by this cold water, and it feels really uncomfortable, so as soon as he splashes out the water, the people outside immediately disperse.
However, this trick has just begun to work, and if you go to catch water, it will take time, they will still use the gap to kick the door, and in the end, Zhou Xiaokun simply picked up the water with Chen Yingjun and the two, speeding up the frequency of splashing water.
Just when Zhou Xiaokun and Chen Yingjun were busy receiving water, the big nose suddenly kicked the sixth child open, and then quickly ran to the door to open the door lock, as soon as the door lock was opened, the people outside kicked hard, and naturally a crack was exposed, and at the same time, the big nose also dragged the high and low beds to the side at the door, and the three brothers had not had time to go over to subdue the big nose, and the door had already been squeezed open a big crack.
Then all the people outside rushed over and slammed the door, and in the blink of an eye, the line of defense completely collapsed.