Chapter 470: Baldness Patient

Chen Jingzhi looked at the coin lying quietly on the ground, it was a silver coin, the side with the clown face painted was facing up, I don't know why this clown face actually laughed by itself, eerie.

"This is your fate!"

"All right, all the patients who heard the sound of coins, all go back to the ward, quietly waiting for me to perform the magic of the day for you, as for the doctors, you must clean the whole hospital, leave no stains, clean it today, and then go home after cleaning. ”

After speaking, Chen Jingzhi stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers with a smile!

Boom!

The psychiatric hospital was once again busy, with large groups of patients running towards their wards, while the doctors took over the rags, brooms, and brushes for the toilet as if they had taken the baton......

This is destined to be an extraordinary day, the laughter and applause from time to time in the wards make this hospital surrounded by creepers look particularly gloomy, Chen Jingzhi's magic will always bring different joys and surprises to everyone, and outside the ward, those doctors, one by one tired and sweaty, pouting and carrying rags on the ground, and some are picking up long wooden sticks, sweeping the cobwebs, and even the toilet is brushed dry.

Patients: "The doctor cleaned the toilet so cleanly, how can we in the future, we can't go to the cafeteria!"

Patients: "That's a good idea, let's put it on the agenda." ”

Late at night, the patients spent a happy day, because today Chen Jingzhi was disturbed when he was performing magic He was very unhappy, because a performer was disturbed when performing magic, this is not only disrespectful to the performer, but also disrespectful to the audience, this is a matter of smashing jobs, so Chen Jingzhi in order to compensate everyone, he performed hard for a day, all kinds of amazing magic are not the same, this time can satisfy all the patients' eagerness to see magic, one by one satisfied to lie down on their own beds。

In a ward, this ward is inhabited by four strange patients, who ......

The patient lying on the bed was a bald head, and his appearance looked quite delicate, but he didn't know where he got the red paint, and he was stunned to draw nine dots on his head, which really looked like a monk's ring scar at first glance.

"Monkey, what do you say about today's magic, I think the magician must be a powerful magician, how about it, can you do magic, and change one for the teacher. The monk looked at the patient who was sleeping on the windowsill with a stick, and his eyes were full of concern for his beloved disciple.

The patient: "Bald donkey, how many times have I told you, called me Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey King Peach Blossom Round Leaf Grass, a gust of wind in the Royal Horse Garden, a small whirlwind in the dry land, and smoke Wukong is also." ”

"Haha, Master, the name of the monkey is too long, isn't it hard to remember, or I am an old pig, I am the master of the cloud cave in Cuiwei Mountain, and the Marshal of Tianpeng Zhu Gang is the messenger of the Pure Altar Zhu Wuneng. Another patient was lying on the ground, snoring but was woken up by someone talking in the room.

The bald patient paused: "Lao Sha, it's been a little light in the teacher's mouth recently, you go and knock off your second senior brother's leg, how about we steam the elbow." ”

The patient known as Lao Sha lit up at that time: "Master God, the price of meat has been soaring recently, and I wondered why Master went west to learn scriptures and brought a pig, but now Lao Sha I fully understand, this feeling is to have a pair of eyes that see through the future! The net worth of the second senior brother has skyrocketed!"

As soon as he heard the words of these two people, the second senior brother stood up at that time, grinned, and looked indignant: "You bald donkey still want to eat the meat of my old pig, please take the right path, okay, and still worry about eating pork, have you forgotten your own meat? ”

Bald patient: "Monkey, you go and collect this pig demon, it's just presumptuous, don't you know that monks can't eat meat?"

Three apprentices: "???"

Bald patient: "Forget it, look at your cowardices one by one, steamed elbows or eat another day, let's talk about today's magician's show!"

Monkey Patient: "No...... When my old grandson held a 36,000-pound golden hoop stick, swept the world, seventy-two changes, and it was heaven and earth, omnipotent, just a small spell, what was the surprise. ”

The bald patient counted with his fingers: "Now under normal circumstances, a farm tractor can pull about ten tons of things, and you are 36,000 catties, at most it is only a matter of a few tractors, it may not be so heavy!"

Monkey patient: "God tractor, I see that you are a pole lifter, why did you come to my gym?"

Old pig patient: "The monkey is blowing through the sky, to put it bluntly, it still can't!"

Monkey Patient: "I said it all...... Back then!

Old pig patient: "Then you were so powerful back then, why are you doing it now?"

Monkey Patient: "Maybe I've been under the Five Fingers Mountain for a long time, and my brain is not very good, so I forgot about it, but I think I should be able to recall." ”

......

Every ward is talking about the wonderful magic performed by Chen Jingzhi today, and those children even regard Chen Jingzhi as a god-like figure, which is simply amazing, just singing and laughing in the ward, outside the ward......

The floors were as white as new, the window sills were spotless, the corners of the walls where not even a single spider hair was missing, even the toilets were sprayed with air fresheners, and the dim light bulbs were replaced with new ones.

Downstairs in the mental hospital, groups of doctors dragged their tired bodies out of the building, they had cleaned up all the hygiene, so they were able to get off work, but they just walked out of the door of the mental hospital, and suddenly a gust of cold wind blew a spirit, everyone seemed to wake up from amnesia, with a blank look at the same dazed colleagues around them, they didn't know what happened, as if suddenly there was a big fault in their memory, the most terrible thing is that this fault didn't know when it was broken。

Everyone is confused!