Chapter 231: This issue is really too difficult
The people in the audience were simply played bad by Gu Xiaobai on the stage.
"Director, when you asked me to be a judge, you didn't say that this was so difficult!"
"yes, it's hell mode!"
"Director, we strongly recommend that Dashu sing another song!"
"Yes, you can't use extreme voices this time, you can't roar!"
"We want to hear Mr. Taiki's voice!"
The host took the opportunity to ask, "Then Mr. Big Tree, do you want to do another show?"
This is the reaction of the directors in the back.
Gu Xiaobai has finished acting, no thrills, no injuries, and the stage effect is amazing!
They have already begun to fantasize about what the effect will be after this episode is broadcast!
Definitely fried!
It's much richer than the visual effects of the previous issue of "Uncle", and it's a notch on the whole!
What if there was another issue?
What other tricks can Gu Xiaobai play?
This kid is an endless treasure!
"No, no, no, don't sing, I don't think your director will welcome me. Gu Xiaobai said, "He must be scolding me in the background." ”
"This big tree is too big, not only does he have to change the stage, but he also has to ride a horse on the stage and shoot arrows! Damn, it's scared to death, do you know?"
"No, no, no. The host was sweaty, and when he heard the headset, the director laughed.
Several on-site directors and one chief director are funny and helpless backstage, and they are also entangled.
Let Gu Xiaobai come to power, you have to take risks.
But the risks are high, and the benefits are also great!
"Your sound engineer must not welcome me either, he must have exploded when I threw the microphone away like this. ”
The sound engineer in a corner touched the little heart that was still pounding and nodded desperately.
If it does fall to the ground, the instantaneous impact will damage the microphone, not to mention, and the explosion may also damage the entire sound system, causing a performance accident.
It's horrible!
"The host definitely doesn't like me either, I talk too much on stage and always steal the show. Gu Xiaobai was talking about stealing the show, and at the same time desperately adding drama to himself.
The host next to him covered his face and cried.
Am I here to participate in the masked, or am I here to attend the Tucao Conference?
Gu Xiaobai, who wears a mask, has a lot of plays.
Of course, this is the so-called close Zhu Zhechi, he is Wang Haixia's roommate!
The king's teammates are of course also kings!
"I think it's only the props teacher who likes me more......" Gu Xiaobai paused, "After all, I will bring my own mask, so I don't have to worry." ”
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed like crazy.
"So I stopped singing, I have old arms and legs, and I can't always make trouble for everyone. Gu Xiaobai spread his hands, "Besides, I'm always on stage like this, how can others get ahead, right? ”
It's super crazy, but no one is crazy.
If Gu Xiaobai can have this kind of performance in every episode, it is estimated that he will have to stand on the stage in a wasted land.
"I know you're all upset with me, but it's okay, when the next issue comes, Big Tree will come back to this stage. ”
"You have revenge, you have revenge, you have revenge, and you abuse him fiercely!" Gu Xiaobai helped Feng and pull hatred.
At this moment, the audience really laughed.
Everyone should bow a tear of sympathy for the other "big tree".
Seeing that Gu Xiaobai was really about to step down, the singer who attacked in the last issue shouted: "Teacher Big Tree!
"Don't sing!" Gu Xiaobai put on a defensive posture.
The audience laughed and fell.
"I'm not allowed to sing. The female singer said, "Teacher Big Tree, can you give me one of the little yellow bird on your head?" ”
"Well...... Okay......" Gu Xiaobai picked off a little yellow bird, touched it reluctantly first, and then threw it to the judges' seat.
"I want it too!"
"And me!"
The judges on the judges' bench all grabbed it.
Gu Xiaobai threw them one by one, and found that he ......
"Ah, it's gone, what should I do, I love these little yellow birds too!"
Otherwise, why would I go on a show!
My little yellow bird has been snatched away by you!
"It's okay, didn't you say that the props teacher likes you? you can let him do it for you again, let him do it for you as much as you want!" The host quickly coaxed Gu Xiaobai off the stage, "Teacher Da Shu, let's hurry up and rest in the back, if you keep talking, even my job will be robbed." ”
The big tree has finally stepped down.
The front has finally returned to the rhythm of the host.
He wiped his sweat and said, "Alas, it's too difficult, this issue is really too difficult." The next time Mr. Taishu comes back, can I also be a judge? It's really hard to stand on this stage!"
"Don't come, don't come, it's hard for us!" the judges waved their hands again and again.
Next to him, the attacking singer who had been left out for a long time sighed and said, "The hardest thing here is how am I?...... I originally thought that this time I was going to sing with Mr. Taiki, but it was already hell difficult......"
"I didn't expect to ride a horse again, shoot arrows, and wear two masks!" The singer shook his head: "It's too difficult, I, I'm really too difficult! I'd better go back to acting......"
He stomped his foot fiercely: "These days, why is it so difficult to be a singer!"
"Hahahaha......" Everyone shook their heads again and again, it was really too difficult!
All of a sudden, the matter of "singing" has been raised to hell!
It is already difficult for the front desk to be like this, and it is even more difficult for the back of the house to be represented.
As soon as Gu Xiaobai returned to his lounge, someone from the director team came over to complain.
"Teacher Xiaobai, what's the matter with that horse? Why is there another horse all of a sudden? Where are you hiding?"
As he spoke, he was still looking around in the lounge, as if it was such a big horse that could hide in the lounge.
Gu Xiaobai was at a loss: "What kind of horse, wasn't the horse prepared by you?"
Director: "......????"
Gu Xiaobai: "?????"
The two of them stared at each other.
"Also, Teacher Xiaobai, what do you want to do in the future, please inform us in advance, we are almost scared to death in the background, you don't know how big a mess it may be today......"
"I'm sorry, I'll pay attention next time. Gu Xiaobai smiled, showing a "sincere" smile.
Yes!
The director was blinded by Gu Xiaobai's handsome and sincere smile, and was almost brainwashed directly, and even forgot about it.
After a while, the director began to rub his hands again and sneered: "That...... Mr. Taishu, would you like to have a few more issues?"
"No, Brother Feng's side is almost recovered, and he will be able to come to power soon. Gu Xiaobai said.
"That's no conflict, you two can go on stage together. ”
"Then rob Brother Feng's champion, I can't beat Brother Feng. Gu Xiaobai said.
Can't beat Feng He? Just Feng and the kind of battle scum who can even flash his waist in rehearsals, with your combat effectiveness, don't you dismantle him with your bare hands?
Thinking of this, the director suddenly shuddered, those who were black Gu Xiaobai all day long and wanted to splash Gu Xiaobai sulfuric acid are still alive, it is really Gu Xiaobai's mercy, this combat power is bursting.
What did I just say? Did I anger Mr. Xiaobai? Will I live to see the sun tomorrow?
"Then why don't you come and be an assistant guest when you are at the peak of the performance?" The director also became cautious when he spoke, "Two big trees on stage together, it will be amazing!"
"Hmm......" Gu Xiaobai said, "I'll think about it." ”
Don't dare to say too much, when the time comes, Fenghe may really need someone to help.
Helped Brother Han, didn't help Brother Feng, isn't this favoritism?
The two of them are going to fight.
"Okay, then I won't bother, you think about it, if you have any requirements, just ask...... It's just, don't ride a horse anymore......" The director hurriedly said goodbye, went out, wiped his sweat, and exhaled.
Damn, this one is too hard!
It's so hard!