1514 Strange Meeting
Compared with previous years, this year's conference was very unsmooth.
It didn't go well from the start.
In accordance with international practice, President Freeman was the first to speak.
Freeman condemned the theft of the Mona Lisa with stern indignation.
"It's a human gem. As for how valuable he is, I think the movies "2012" and "The Da Vinci Code" have made it very clear. ”
"I am here to urge the despicable and shameless thieves who have stolen the Mona Lisa to return the treasures of all mankind at once. ”
"I am here to appeal to any collector not to buy the Mona Lisa. Let her rot forever in the hands of thieves. ”
Then it was the turn of the two Vice-Chairmen to speak, again with a stern condemnation.
When it was Jin Feng's turn, Jin Feng said loudly with awe-inspiring and grief and indignation.
"I empathize with humanity for losing its most precious Mona Lisa. ”
"Because, I robbed the beautiful romantic capital three times in one day. ”
"I want to say that no one knows better than me the pain and helplessness of being powerless after being robbed. ”
"For when I was robbed, the coming of Christ that I had with me was also damaged. ”
When these words came out, the delegates at the scene were dumbfounded, shaken, and in an uproar.
The representatives of the Gallic chickens were completely deaf.
Is this a regret or a grievance?
Is this slamming taunts or gloating!?
When it was the turn of the representative of the Gallic chicken to speak, there was no word at all, and it was so protesting and condemning over and over again, without any new meaning.
At the end of the speech, the representative of the Gallic chicken suddenly stood up and accused Jin Feng and shouted.
"Dear Mr. Kim, I lodge my strongest protest with you. ”
"Your statement is not only an insult to our most beautiful romantic city, but also to yourself. ”
"You owe an apology to us. ”
The sudden accusations caused an uproar at the scene.
Jin Feng sat on the front desk with his hands folded and said, "I'm just telling what happened to me, but you are so glassy." “
"Please sit down and don't block the speech of the representative of the Da Mao family. ”
Next, the conference officially entered the first part.
On top of the first session, Jin Feng was invited to speak again.
"Given the precarious security and harsh environment of the Gallic Chicken State, it is a serious violation of the original purpose of UNESCO's establishment. ”
"To this end, the Committee recommends that UNESCO Headquarters be relocated. ”
In his speech, Jin Feng also deliberately found a home for UNESCO Headquarters.
Or go to the city of clocks in a neutral country, where the safety is good and the best city in the world to live in.
And it's the headquarters of the United Nations in Europa, and it's a deep foundation.
Or go to Svia.
It is the hometown of Nobel, where the annual explosion prize is held, and the environment is extremely beautiful, not to mention the cultural heritage.
The most important thing is that the law and order are also quite good.
As soon as Jin Feng's speech ended, a nuclear bomb was dropped on the field, which set off a stormy wave in an instant, and those who supported and opposed it almost fought on the spot.
The security of the romantic capital is really criticized too much.
Ten out of ten diplomats from all over the world who work here have been stolen and robbed, but the chances of their items being recovered are almost zero.
The romantic capital is not out of the question, and they are also desperate.
Thieves and thieves can't stop catching, and we do our best.
As soon as Jin Feng's suggestion came out, it immediately attracted countless criticism, praise and opposition.
It's good to go to a neutral country, where in addition to not being able to see cultural relics and artworks from various countries, others are not much better than romantic capitals.
Besides, it is the headquarters of the United Nations in Europa, and after we move there, many duplicate agencies can be completely eliminated, so how much manpower, material and financial resources will be saved.
Green and environmentally friendly!
It's not bad to move to Svia.
It's the hometown of the Explosion Award, and it's very substantial.
When Jin Feng put forward this proposal, to everyone's surprise, the supporters accounted for the vast majority.
This frightened the representative of the Gallic Chicken Country, and immediately stood up and shouted with Jin Feng.
"Your Excellency Honorable Commissioner Jin, are you communiquéing a personal vendetta?"
"No!"
"I'm just telling the truth!"
"When UNESCO was established here, the romantic capital at that time was like a young girl in love, and it was beautiful. ”
"And now...... May I ask you, Mr. Deputy, do you dare to go out after 10 o'clock in the evening?"
The other party was speechless.
Jin Feng said in a man's voice: "It is because of the incompetence of the management of your romantic capital that thieves are rampant and robbers are rampant. ”
"For the robbery, even chili water and tear gas were used. Is this a battlefield?"
"It is your incompetence and connivance that has turned this beautiful and romantic capital into an old woman with a rancid abscess......"
"It's your connivance that's causing the-"
"The theft of your treasures. ”
"If you don't take this as a warning, I bet that you Gallic chickens will have a lot of treasures to be robbed. ”
"Do you have anything to say about that?"
Jin Feng's words suddenly poked the heart of the other representative, and in an instant, a ball was punctured, and all his spirit and spirit were lost.
The representative sat dumbfounded, and tears of sadness and despair flowed.
Whoa......
Many deputies applauded.
Seeing that the situation was about to spiral out of control, Freeman immediately knocked on the table to stop the farce.
"The relocation of the headquarters of Commissioner Jin Feng is just a proposal. And it doesn't count. ”
"The concurrence and signatures of more than two-thirds of the Member States are required before a proposal can be formally put to the vote. ”
Now, let's move on to the second part. ”
The second link is the comprehensive evaluation of the top ten archaeological discoveries in the world last year.
There is almost no chance of this being faked.
After all, the world's top archaeologists and treasure connoisseurs were present, and it was clear what the significance of the ruins was.
Coupled with Freeman, the old-fashioned and stubborn chairman who is almost perverted, many people with ideas have all come down on their stomachs.
The world's top ten archaeological projects were selected, and by the way, the world's archaeological work last year was summarized.
Da Maozi's family has the ruins of the Xiong tribe, the Shenzhou Zhang Xianzhong Shenyin ruins, the dragon city ruins of the country of horseback, and the stone henge ruins of the Sunset Empire, all of which were selected as the top ten last year without exception.
Zhang Xianzhong's shipwreck site was reported as Jin Feng's discovery, and there were bursts of warm applause at the scene.
This Jin commissioner does have a hand in treasure hunting.
The top ten archaeological discoveries have been determined, and that is the confirmation of the reward bonus.
Step by step, step by step, follow the procedures of the conference.
Survey scoring of old World Heritage sites, Survey and evaluation of new World Heritage sites, and evaluation and scoring of new World Heritage nominations......
Conservation and evaluation of archaeological sites......
Warning, Serious Warning, Commendation, Withdrawal......
Procedures such as these, tedious and boring, rigorous and rigorous.
Finally, it was time for the new World Heritage to be voted on.
Jin Feng's Imperial Capital Mountain was successfully selected as a natural heritage site, becoming the country with the same number of World Heritage Sites as the Roman State, and tied for the first place in the world.
A place in the Three Kingdoms of Tianzhu has also been selected as a World Historical and Natural Heritage Site, which has surprised many people.
This is a newly discovered historical and nature reserve in Tianzhu and Asan. This place unearthed a stone tablet with a human head and a snake body that is very similar to Shenzhou Nuwa.
Svia's highest peak, the Kebna Mountains and the lake complex, were also selected this time.
So far, a total of three World Heritage sites have been successfully nominated this year.
As for other countries, all passes!
The worst of all is the Château Château project of Gallic chicken.
The Gallic Rooster Country, which was fighting at home and occupying the right time and place, thought that this project was a proper list, and there was no doubt about it.
As a result, the five members raised their hands one after another, and all of them voted against them.
As soon as this result came out, the jaws of the representatives of the Gallic chickens fell to the ground in shock.
This result also added a deep and long wound to the already grief-stricken Gallic chicken.
In addition to the Gallic chicken's inscription, there is an even more bizarre inscription that has also been rejected by the committee.