"Shame on you!"

When Ning Meng saw Ling Tianxie's lewd action, she thought of the humiliation he had brought to her, and when she thought of this, she seemed to feel a little faintly painful.

"Didn't you blind your titanium dog eyes? ”

Ling Tian smiled evilly, revealing his neat white teeth.

"You're the dog, you're the male dog, you're the pig......"

Ning Meng was a little angry, and scolded all the dirty words that could be thought of in her head at this time.

"Little sister, I see that you are healed and forgot that the scar hurts, so don't cry and cry about the pain like last time when there is no one. ”

Ling Tianxie's tone was slightly dark, but the evil smile on his face was even worse, and his deep eyes were firmly fixed on Ning Meng, who was trembling with qi.

"Hmph! I don't care about you. ”

Ning Meng was really afraid that Ling Tianxie would attack himself at this time without regard for his face, and his prestige would be gone.

"Since you're afraid, then sit up, this is not your living room. ”

Ling Tianxie made a sound to correct Ning Meng's crooked sitting posture.

"Humph!"

Ning Meng snorted lightly to express her dissatisfaction, but her body sat down obediently and honestly.

Seeing this, Ling Tianxie nodded with satisfaction, this little sister can still be saved.

And Zhang Baosheng, who had been watching the two in the back row, opened his mouth wide in surprise at this moment.

What's the situation?Eldest Sister Ning Meng was actually obedient to Ling Tianxie!

Okay, the scar forgot the pain, when no one was around, the last time you cried and cried out that it hurts?

Zhang Baosheng patted his face, this is not a dream......

"Brother Ling, Brother Ling... Please accept me as an apprentice, my admiration for you is like a surging river, and like the water of the Yellow River flooding out of control!"

Zhang Baosheng was sure that everything he saw and heard was not hallucinating, and he urgently pleaded with Ling Tianxie, his eyes seemed to be shining.

"Don't fool me with movie lines, as for taking you as an apprentice, forget it, your qualifications are too poor. ”

When Ling Tianxie heard this familiar line, he immediately refused again.

"Master, diligence can make up for clumsiness, geniuses are all accumulated with one percent of talent and ninety-nine percent of hard work, I can pay two hundred percent of my efforts!

Zhang Baosheng did not receive the slightest blow, and his eyes were firm and he once again asked Ling Tianxie to pass on his merits.

Ling Tianxie heard that Zhang Baosheng had already shouted directly at the master with his face in his face, and he was full of slander in his heart, but on the surface, he said indifferently: "Master, you don't need to shout, for the sake of your sincere advice, I can teach you some simple ones." ”

"Brother Ling, please come quickly. ”

Zhang Baosheng couldn't help but be overjoyed, he couldn't wait to learn how to pick up girls, and his eyes were shining waiting for Ling Tianxie's teachings.

Ling Tianxie had nothing to do, but he was happy to talk to people to relieve his boredom, and when he saw Zhang Baosheng listening carefully, he sank down and said, "Since you are so humble to ask for advice, then I am embarrassed to hide it anymore." ”

Seeing that the other party was about to speak again, Ling Tianxie waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, then let's go directly to the topic, do you know the three keys to picking up girls?"

Zhang Baosheng shook his head when he heard this.

"Pickling girls is not just a stalker, the first element has to be bold, are you bold?"

Ling Tianxie looked like a lecturer.

"Big! I dare to walk through the grave outside our village three times at night......!

Hearing Ling Tianxie's question, Zhang Baosheng immediately patted his chest and said proudly.

"Okay, in that case... Let me see for myself. ”

Ling Tianxie interrupted Zhang Baosheng's nonsense and asked the other party to prove it.

"Brother Ling, can you skip this test first? ”

Zhang Baosheng's proud expression instantly turned into embarrassment, thinking that Ling Tianxie was going to say something like that.

"If you want to prove that there are many ways to do that, you can just run to the podium and take off your clothes now. ”

The corners of Ling Tianxie's mouth curled slightly, and he stretched out his hand and pointed to the unmanned podium.

"Brother Ling, are you kidding?"

The anger on Zhang Baosheng's face flashed.

"Haha, of course it's a joke. ”

Ling Tianxie clearly captured the change in the other party's expression, and nodded in response with a smile.

"Can you tell us more about how you can get a girlfriend?"

Brother Ling, who had been shouting from the other party, also omitted, Ling Tianxie smiled secretly in his heart: "It's still too tender, even if you have studied and practiced interpersonal communication, but your age is here, if you don't deal with it in two sentences, it will reveal a flaw." ”

"You still have to prove it, otherwise even if you understand how to be bold, you won't be able to actually operate it, and the later methods will not be able to be integrated. ”

Ling Tianxie had the intention to take advantage of boredom to tease this classmate with ulterior motives.

"Brother Ling, you say. ”

Zhang Baosheng felt a little in his heart that Ling Tianxie was fooling himself.

"Don't worry, it's easy, you try to confess to your tablemates. ”

Ling Tianxie whispered to Zhang Baosheng.

"I don't like her. ”

Zhang Baosheng looked at his tablemate, his expression was very embarrassed.

"Didn't I tell you to practice more, the main element of courage is to face difficulties, to have the spirit of overcoming all difficulties, the more difficult it is, the more you have to do it. ”

Ling Tianxie explained to him the inner meaning of his request.

Zhang Baosheng quickly wondered if he was playing with himself, but seeing Ling Tianxie's serious expression, it didn't seem to be joking.

"I'm not kidding, I want you to take that first step. ”

Ling Tianxie seemed to have seen through Zhang Baosheng's thoughts, and said with a serious expression.

"That's... Then I'll try. ”

Zhang Baosheng said with some hesitation.

"It's not a try, I need your affectionate confession, not for you to deal with it hypocritically, hurry up, time waits for no one. ”

Ling Tianxie solemnly admonished, looked at the door of the classroom and didn't see Liu Yun's figure, which made him a little puzzled, didn't he say that he wanted an English test?

"Ahem, Zhang ......"

Zhang Baosheng pondered for a while, patted the table and woke up his tablemate who buried his head under the book, but just opened his mouth but was interrupted by the female classmate at the same table next to him: "What are you going to do?"

"Zhang Hong, my name is Zhang Baosheng, height 170, weight 179.5, I like you, you can ...... with me"

Zhang Baosheng confessed to his peers in a pit.

"Get out of the way!"

Still didn't wait for Zhang Baosheng to finish speaking, the female classmate shouted impatiently.

Zhang Baosheng's face changed to Qi Qiran, and he was a little shocked, and looked at Ling Tianye depressedly and said, "Brother Ling, I failed." ”

"How many times have you confessed to a girl?"

Ling Tianxie asked out loud.

"The first... For the first time. ”

Zhang Baosheng looked at Ling Tianxie with some embarrassment and replied.

"What's so discouraged about the first time? I'll correct you a few mistakes first. ”

Ling Tianxie patted Zhang Baosheng's shoulder to give encouragement.

"Brother Ling, please speak. ”

Zhang Baosheng's expression was depressed, but he wanted to hear how Ling Tianxie corrected.

"First, you can't use a fierce gaze when confessing, which will make the other party feel pressure, and then extend the resistance psychology; second, don't talk so much nonsense, she is all at the same table as you, can you not know your name? The confession should be straight to the point and short-lived; and the third is your own reason, because you have no experience in confession before. ”

Ling Tianxie seemed to be incarnated as a master of love, and he really said the shortcomings of Zhang Baosheng's confession.

"Incisive! Brother Ling, what you said is so right! You are simply an expert in love! Little brother admires you......"

Ling Tian's evil words were beautiful, as if he had given him a head start, and Zhang Baosheng was immediately convinced and sighed again and again.

"Alright, alright... Forget about the sycophants, now sort out your mood and confess seriously. ”

Ling Tianxie interrupted Zhang Baosheng's compliments, and then asked him to continue his confession.

"Brother Ling, but I failed just now?"

Zhang Baosheng secretly glanced at the female classmate at the same table, and when he saw the other party's angry gaze, he whispered very weakly.

"Stupid! what I told you before, I forgot when I look back!"

Ling Tianxie raised his face and reprimanded.

"Brother Ling, don't be angry, your words are golden and jade, I remember if you want to face difficulties. ”

Zhang Baosheng hurriedly explained when he heard this.

Ling Tianxie nodded: "Well, then let's start." ”

"Brother Ling, how bold do you need to be?"

Zhang Baosheng asked nervously.

Ling Tianxie said lightly: "Free play." ”

Zhang Baosheng swallowed the water a few times, and then boldly took away the book on the head of the female classmate, and then said loudly: "Zhang Hong, I like you, can you have a relationship with me?"

"You shameless thing, fuck off!"

Zhang Hong looked at the books he had thrown on the ground by Zhang Baosheng in a daze, and then his eyes widened, and his long nails scratched Zhang Baosheng's face.

"I'm sorry Zhang Hong... I was wrong, I admit my mistake, and I sincerely apologize to you......"

Zhang Baosheng hurriedly let go of his hand and retreated, apologizing vigorously.

Zhang Hong did not relent, caught up with Zhang Baosheng, who ran away, and chased him in the classroom.

In the end, in order to save his face, Zhang Baosheng insisted on withstanding Zhang Hong's flying kick in the ass, and even fell to the ground comically, attracting a burst of ridicule from the classmates.

Ling Tianxiao looked at all this with a smile, this tease was more able to bend and stretch than Zhang Baosheng, and suddenly turned sideways to look at Ning Meng, who was peeking at him, and laughed loudly:

"You don't blush when a girl peeks at me all the time?"

"I'm just looking at a shameless person, is it fulfilling to deceive people?"

Ning Meng pretended to be calm and said, looking at Ling Tianxie's evil gaze, there was some inexplicable panic in her heart.

"Why are you changing the subject? What are you thinking about?"

Ling Tianxie looked at Ning Meng's dodging gaze and asked suspiciously.

"I'm not used to seeing you do bad things. ”

Ning Meng's voice raised a few points, like a cat with its tail stepped on.

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