Chapter 310: What is the length?
The cheerful atmosphere came to an abrupt end with these words.
Xiao Young closed his eyes, pursed his mouth, and his clenched fists trembled slightly.
"Don't be so nervous, it's just been detoxified, not so fast. ”
Senior Brother Meng comforted Xiao Shao, but the other party seemed to be more nervous.
"Yo, ready?"
Next to him, a white coat that Zhang Tianyang had never seen approached, and directly opened the curtain and walked in.
"Brother Yang, we're ready for anesthesia. ”
Senior Brother Meng's title made Zhang Tianyang stunned for a moment, and then he realized that he should be calling the new doctor.
Li Yang.
He is a real instructor in urology.
Zhang Tianyang silently took two steps back and observed this "foreign brother".
Li Yang's figure is quite muscular, obviously an oversized white coat, and there is a faint smell of tights on him.
His skin is dark, he is bald, and he looks a little fierce when he is not smiling.
"Let's get started. ”
After Li Yang came in, he stood on the side of the young man's head, clasped his hands on his chest, and nodded at Senior Brother Meng.
It doesn't seem to mean to get started directly, just take a look on the side.
"Good. Brother, you're going to hand me something. ”
Senior Brother Meng answered, holding a syringe full of lidocaine in one hand and a piece of gauze in the other, got up and stepped forward, pinching the little young mushroom.
Zhang Tianyang then stopped looking at the bald head and stared intently at Senior Brother Meng's movements.
"Although the circumcision operation is very fast, after all, it is a knife and still needs anesthesia. ”
Explaining to the two interns in his mouth, Senior Brother Meng had already poked a needle along the coat layer of the mushroom root, causing Xiao Young to cry out in pain.
"I'll give you an anesthesia, bear with me. ”
The tip of the needle rotates and shifts under the skin, and the anesthetic is injected into different directions in batches.
Zhang Tianyang watched quietly, and corresponded Senior Brother Meng's movements with the knowledge he had learned.
Anesthesia should now be performed under the skin of the mushroom root, as well as on both sides of the corpus cavernosum and corpus cavernosum interurethra.
So although Xiao Young was poked and screamed, he had to be anesthetized in place.
"Don't howl, don't howl, haven't started cutting yet. ”
"Pain, pain, woo woo ......"
The pain of the needle tip entering the flesh made Xiao Young almost burst into tears, and he wanted to cry out fiercely, but he was afraid that he would interfere with the doctor's movements and let the needle tip poke where it shouldn't be.
The whole person was painful and nervous, and his nerves were tense.
Senior Brother Meng's side, poked left and right, knocked out most of the half tube of lidocaine, and then removed the syringe and was idle for the time being.
"Wait for the anesthesia to work. ”
Senior Brother Meng said to the two interns, his brows furrowed slightly.
Zhang Tianyang looked at him, and then looked at the young man who was so nervous and trembling on the hospital bed, that he suddenly had a realization.
Waiting for the anesthesia to take effect is one thing, and on the other hand, the patient's emotions are just too nervous right now.
Excessive nervousness will not only make the surgery more difficult, but may also lead to congestion, and when the time comes, the blood will flow like a lot.
Senior Brother Meng has been gagging just now, and there are also factors that alleviate the patient's mood.
But now, Senior Brother Meng is obviously running out of words for a while.
Zhang Tianyang thought about it, exchanged a look with Senior Brother Meng, and then tentatively spoke.
"Do you know why men cut this thing?"
The young man's nervousness was slightly distracted by doubt, "Huh?"
The bald bandar standing on the side of the young man's head originally frowned slightly, and he just wanted to say something.
But when he heard Zhang Tianyang speak, he paused slightly and closed his mouth again.
His eyes glanced around the two new faces, and then he continued to watch quietly with his hands folded.
Seeing that Senior Brother Meng didn't stop him, and the instructor on the other side didn't speak, Zhang Tianyang raised his eyebrows and continued to speak.
"Have you ever heard of the phrase "Sexual prosperity leads to disaster, and cutting it to eternal rule?"
The adapted poem made Xiao Young stunned, he was in a trance for a moment, and he wanted to laugh, but he was still thinking about his mushroom, and his expression was a little complicated for a while.
Seems to work.
Senior Brother Meng perked up and handed Zhang Tianyang an encouraging gaze.
And Zhang Tianyang took the opportunity to pinch the tip of the needle and poked the middle and upper part of the little young mushroom, "Does it hurt here?"
"Ahh ”
This means that the anesthetic just now has taken effect and is ready to be cut.
Xiao Young's newly dispersed spirit seemed to have a tendency to concentrate again, Zhang Tianyang handed the "corkscrew" to Senior Brother Meng while continuing to perform the "Big Mouth Cannon" technique.
"I'll tell you.
Why mow?
Because the outer layer of the garment is long.
It's that long because it thought you could grow that long, but you let it down. ”
Xiao Young instantly rolled his eyes, and this profound joke made him instinctively retort.
"You're talking nonsense! I, I'm a stone changer, there are 15cm!"
"Uh-huh, yes, yes, yes, it's 15cm. By the way, do you know what the average length of a man is in our country?"
"Huh, 12cm, right? I think I'm long. ”
"Do you know what is the most popular length for girls, 5cm, 10cm and 18cm, which one do they like?"
"I really don't know. But 5cm, that's too ......"
"18cm is too scary, it's uncomfortable to think about, it hurts, and I definitely can't stand it.
10cm is much cooler, but it's still a little uncomfortable.
In reality, 5cm is just right, and it is cool and comfortable. ”
"Are you serious?"
"I'm serious, it's really bad for women to wear high heels too high. ”
“......”
......
At any time, pornography can quickly distract people's attention.
This is true even during circumcision.
Senior Brother Meng took advantage of Zhang Tianyang to attract the attention of Xiao Young, and his subordinates kept moving.
Quickly pinch up the coat and change the turtleneck of the little mushroom into a lapel.
Then put the small semi-circular hat at the bottom of the "corkscrew" on the head of the mushroom, and then change the lapel back to a high collar so that the coat wraps the small hat at the bottom of the corkscrew.
Once the area to be removed is secured, the "corkscrew" is tightened with a special knob.
Next, there is only one final step left.
"Xiao Meng. ”
The bald head instructor, who had been standing on the side of the young man's head, suddenly spoke.
"Let this classmate try it. ”
The bald head with the teaching finger is obviously Zhang Tianyang, who has been trying his best to distract the young man's attention.
Senior Brother Meng reacted quickly, directly gave the "bottle opener" in his hand to Zhang Tianyang, and silently demonstrated to him.
As long as you break the two handles on the top of the "corkscrew" with both hands, and then slam them together in the middle, you're done.
Zhang Tianyang was blessed to his heart, and quickly grasped the correct position.
"Huh, what are you trying?"
The young man's reaction was half a beat slower, and before he could react to what the voice suddenly appeared next to him was saying, his lower body suddenly cooled.
"Click!"