"Damn, Brother Chen, don't scare me, okay!"

Under the background of Chen Hansheng's gloomy tone, Li Zhennan obviously felt goosebumps on his arms, and the muscles on his face were also tensely piled together, he didn't suspect that Chen Hansheng was fake, but he was a little depressed about his behavior of intimidating him.

"You're also 20 years old, how can you still be afraid of ghosts. ”

Chen Hansheng made fun of Li Zhennan while packing his luggage.

"I'm only 19, a year younger than all of you. ”

Li Zhennan picked up the broom and started cleaning, in fact, he had wanted to do it for a long time, but he was a little scared, and would rather sit on a chair and watch the computer.

Chen Hansheng sorted out his luggage and also helped with cleaning, Li Zhennan looked very interesting: "Brother Chen, do you remember when you signed up for your freshman year, you were the first to clean the balcony?"

"How don't you remember. ”

Chen Hansheng said with a smile: "At that time, you and Lao Yang still had to come over to help, Lao Guo and Jin Yangming were both lazy, so Lao Dai didn't mention it." ”

"We all thought you were an honest man. ”

Li Zhennan himself laughed, after a year and a half of college, if the six people in the dormitory have deep feelings, it is a big deal, because they are all adults in college, and everyone has their own independent thoughts.

However, at least under Chen Hansheng's control, 602 did not isolate a roommate.

In the past, when Li Zhennan promoted Rocket 101, he saw the kind of dormitory of the Cold War, where the roommates did their own things, didn't play cards or bragging, and didn't greet each other when they passed by, and the cold atmosphere made Li Zhennan unable to stay for a moment.

After the two cleaned the dormitory, Li Zhennan took out the souvenirs brought by the family.

Anan is a native of eastern Guangdong, and his specialty is also very characteristic of eastern Guangdong, which is his own sun-dried orange peel, which is also called tangerine peel over there.

"Brother Chen, you usually smoke a lot, and occasionally soaking two tablets can strengthen the spleen and clear the lungs. ”

"Oh, thanks. ”

Chen Hansheng shook a small jar of yellow and dried orange peel, and immediately took out a piece and soaked it in water, which tasted sweet and sour.

Next, Chen Hansheng focused on playing games, Li Zhennan sat on the side and watched the excitement, he was not afraid now, especially when there were people from the dormitory on this floor just now, although Li Zhennan didn't know him, he was more and more stable.

"Brother Chen, we are both in the second semester of our sophomore year, and I feel like I haven't learned anything, and sometimes I'm quite scared. ”

Li Zhennan looked at Chen Hansheng: "Do you feel like this?"

Chen Hansheng smiled and shook his head, this is also a common phenomenon among college students, they finally realize that the knowledge in the university is useless in real life, and it is inevitable that they will have the idea of self-denial.

"Aren't you working part-time?"

Chen Hansheng pointed his fingers at the game of "popping", and asked: "Isn't the money you earn still bringing you spiritual sustenance?"

"Yes. ”

Li Zhennan nodded and admitted: "If it weren't for this part-time job, this sense of emptiness would only be magnified, I can understand Brother Jin and Lao Yang now, college life is too boring, and there is really nothing to do if you don't play games." ”

"Let's fall in love, Anan. ”

Chen Hansheng took a moment to say: "In college, I feel bored and fall in love, I feel lonely and fall in love, I feel that I am going to be bent and I want to fall in love, there is nothing that cannot be solved by falling in love once." ”

"If there is, then break up and talk again!"

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The next day, Chen Hansheng accompanied Shen Youchu to dinner, and rushed back to Hong Kong City by car.

He didn't drive Xiali who was parked at school, because Chen Hansheng lied to Xiao Rongyu that he "left his relatives", and it was difficult to come back when he drove Xiali back.

If you are dating several girls at the same time, if you don't know how to lie and routine, there is no way to do it, the most important thing is that you must be ruthless, and you think what you want to say is true, so that the smart little fish will not doubt it.

Or even if she suspected, she couldn't find any evidence.

As for the routine, Chen Hansheng has long been ready.

After he got off the train at the port city bus station, he came to the newsstand next to him: "Is there a traffic newspaper, it's the kind of news that drives and kills people." ”

"I don't know, you can find out for yourself. ”

The newspaper owner was a middle-aged man, and he didn't pay much attention to Chen Hansheng when he glanced at him, if it weren't for Chen Hansheng speaking the dialect of Hong Kong City, he wouldn't want to reply.

Looking for such news for the New Year, there is a hole in the head.

Chen Hansheng smiled and took out 10 yuan and handed it over: "Uncle, I am a teacher at Chengbei Driving School, and there is a student who wants to go on the road just after learning to drive, and it is useless to persuade him, so I want to remind me with the real news, if you can do a favor, I don't want you to change this 10 yuan." ”

Chen Hansheng used to occasionally brush Zhihu, on that online platform, he was sometimes "a prodigal and handsome man who stepped on N boats", sometimes he was "a middle-aged man who was forced to be green by his wife", sometimes he was "an engineer working in an international high-end research institute", and sometimes "a Chinese American who has lived in New York for more than 20 years".

In short, his identity can be changed at will according to the subject's requirements, and it is all made up anyway.

"That's right. ”

For the sake of money and justification, the middle-aged man began to search carefully, this kind of news is not difficult to find, and he casually found more than a dozen copies for Chen Hansheng.

"The novice made a mistake on the road in a panic, stepped on the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people. ”

"This newspaper reported that on the way back to the tide during the Spring Festival holiday, a total of 11 traffic accidents occurred in our province, reminding all car owners not to drive fatigue. ”

"A large truck rolled over on the Beijing-Hong Kong Expressway, causing a strong blockage. ”

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Chen Hansheng nodded with satisfaction, and specially picked two traffic accidents caused by female drivers, and said goodbye to the boss with a smile.

He has a purpose, although Chevrolet bought it for Xiao Yu'er, but Chen Hansheng didn't want her to drive to Jianye, because then coming from Dongda to Caiyuan would be a matter of stepping on the accelerator, and Chen Hansheng didn't have time to react.

When can Xiao Yuer drive this car to Jianye?

For Chen Hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen Youchu's mother-in-law came to Jianye, so that Shen Youchu would have one more place to arrange, and the two would not meet.

If there is another accident, the scale of the Shura Field is greater than imagined, although Chen Hansheng has laid all kinds of foreshadowing, and has prepared various plans one by one, it is still very scary to think about.

However, Chen Hansheng himself can't object to the matter of "driving", which will make Xiao Yu'er suspicious, so it will be handed over to Lao Xiao and Lao Lu.

Before the start of school, Chen Hansheng received a call from Xiao Yuer inviting him to eat at home, and he quietly brought the newspaper with him.

Xiao Rongyu hadn't seen Chen Hansheng for several days, but he had left his relatives, and there was no way to do it.

"Xiao Chen, you're here, I want you to comment on something. ”

Xiao Rongyu pulled Chen Hansheng to his parents: "The car was bought by Xiao Chen, why don't you let me drive to Jianye, I also have a driver's license." ”

It turned out that her family would have quarreled over this matter a long time ago, and it seemed that Xiao Yuer was at a disadvantage of 1 to 2.

"Girl, it's not like Dad won't let you drive. ”

"Daughter slave" Lao Xiao explained carefully: "Your driver's license is not very formal, the owner of the driving school is looking at your father's face, and deliberately let you pass the test as soon as possible, your actual driving experience is too little." ”

"Xiao Chen also passed in two days. ”

Xiao Yu'er said reluctantly: "How can he be on the road." ”

"He's driving well. ”

Xiao Hongwei pointed at Chen Hansheng: "The boy's understanding of machinery is a little better, Hansheng seems to be very skilled after touching two laps, and the coach can't believe it." ”

"Whoever says female drivers are inferior to male drivers. ”

Xiao Yu'er pouted and retorted, and then looked at Chen Hansheng as if asking for help: "Xiao Chen, what do you think?" ”

"I support you driving to Jianye. ”

Chen Hansheng not only did not object, but also said very firmly, and even persuaded Xiao Hongwei and his wife: "Uncle Xiao, Aunt Lu, it doesn't matter if you are not proficient, you can go on the road a few more times, you will never dare to drive, you will never be able to learn, driving will no longer be a profession in the future, just a necessary skill in life." ”

"This ······"

Seeing Chen Hansheng's support for Xiao Yuer, Xiao Hongwei and Lu Yuqing were a little hesitant, and what he said made sense.

"Thank you, Xiao Chen. ”

Xiao Yu'er smiled sweetly at Chen Hansheng.

"Then let's eat first, and Dad will think about it later. ”

Xiao Hongwei decided to think of the best of both worlds.

After eating, Lu Yuqing finished cleaning up and sat on the sofa, grabbing the newspaper next to him and looking at it.

But looking at it, Lu Yuqing's well-maintained face suddenly became stiff, her breathing was short, she threw the newspaper on the coffee table with a "snap", and pushed open Xiao Rongyu's bedroom without knocking.

"Xiao Yu'er, let me tell you, as long as I'm still your mother, you don't want to drive to school!"

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(Again, it's not recommended to study, but remember to like it, love you, love you.) ）

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