Chapter 249: So You're Not Dead
A group of us sat in the car, but Leng Feng didn't let anyone start the car, as if waiting for my next instructions.
I stretched and said, "Let's go! Let's go have a meal first! It's still early." Let's go to heaven and earth! After being away for so long, I still miss the taste of it. ”
After speaking, Leng Feng started the car and sped towards the heavens and the earth.
Yuetong clapped her hands in the back seat and said, "Okay, yes, I can finally eat good things, I'm already hungry!"
In an hour or so, we arrived in heaven and earth, and it was as lively as ever, but the people who could come here to eat were either big bosses or people with political powers, and of course there were some monks, but they were in the minority.
The welcome at the door was as polite as ever, but they seemed to have changed, I didn't know them, and they didn't know me. However, the lobby manager at the door recognized Leng Feng and me.
Xue Xiaoyan walked towards us with a shocked face, and finally circled around me and said, "Wow, we've not seen each other for a long time, haven't we? It's been more than a year, and honestly, where have you been going to be happy these days?"
I scratched my head in embarrassment and said, "That...... I've been wandering around the country lately, and I don't want to smell like heaven and earth. To tell the truth, this taste in heaven and earth is really unique in the world and in the earth! I can't eat such a delicious delicacy in a foreign country!"
Xue Xiaoyan glanced at me and said, "Du Thirteen! Your little mouth is so sweet, I almost believe it." And you're not going to introduce me to these confidantes who introduced you?"
My old face flushed, and I said seriously, "What confidantes, they are all friends!"
Xue Xiaoyan looked at the group of beauties behind me and said playfully, "Du Shisan, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning? With so many beauties under your command, how can you let the other sons and buddies live!"
I said helplessly, "You girl, you will talk nonsense, right, old man Zhao?"
Xue Xiaoyan showed a respectful look on her face and said, "The chairman is at the top! If he knew that you were back, he would definitely be happy! Also, I will tell you a good news, he has a great-grandson, Feiyan has given birth to a son, and he is happy to be the chairman!"
I can't see that this kid in the sea is so powerful, I only left for a few days before I hugged the child, and it is still a son, it seems that he and Zhao Feiyan are working very hard!
As he spoke, we came to the top floor of heaven and earth, and Xue Xiaoyan knocked on the door of the room and said, "Chairman, come out, guess who is coming?"
Zhao Guozhong opened the door excitedly, and then made a hugging gesture, but the gesture was obviously for his great-grandson.
But Zhao Guozhong saw that the person in front of him was me, and then he was so embarrassed, he could only give me a big hug with a red face, and I didn't politely give Zhao Guozhong a big bear hug.
Zhao Guozhong squinted at me and said, "You kid is actually back, you shouldn't be in a hurry to leave this time, right?"
I looked embarrassed and said, "That'....... Estimated to be only for a few days. Old Zhao, your complexion is getting better and better, it seems that there is no problem in living for more than a hundred years!"
Zhao Guozhong glared at me and said: "If only you wanted to say what the kid said, I know what I look like, I am all people who have half a foot in the coffin board, if I didn't have the cheekiness to refuse to leave, I would have returned to the West a long time ago!"
Hey, Zhao Guozhong is really right, what I said is really right. Zhao Guozhong has to live at least a hundred years old, but the specific step depends on his own creation.
I patted Zhao Guozhong on the shoulder and said, "Old Zhao, don't talk about this, let's have two drinks?"
Zhao Guozhong took my hand and said, "Let's go!"
Then a large group of us ate and drank a big meal, I was going to mean it, but I think that my card was also given to me by the kid in the sea in the clouds, and in the end, it was almost returned to his account, after all, half of the heaven and earth are his wife's.
Su Xiaoman stretched his waist and said, "Ouch, third brother, the taste of this heaven and earth is not much worse than that of our Kunlun Void Phoenix Immortal Pavilion!"
I smiled and said, "If a real chef in heaven and earth cooks for you, it will definitely be more delicious than Fengxian Pavilion!"
Su Xiaoman's eyes were full of anticipation and said, "Then third brother, let's let that real chef cook for us next time." ”
I glanced at Su Xiaoman and said, "You can't eat it in this life, that old man Zhao can't cook vegetables now, and the granddaughter who really has his true inheritance is already married, and she doesn't have time to cook vegetables for you to eat!"
I patted Leng Feng on the shoulder and said, "Let's go! Let's go to the Ministry of State Security! ”
Then several cars disappeared in front of the square on heaven and earth, heading towards a tall building. Just love
Leng Feng stopped the car, knelt down towards me and said, "Please also ask the hall master to atone for your sins!
I waved my hand and pulled Leng Feng up and said, "Okay! I don't mean to blame you, you can control other people's bodies, can you still control other people's hearts? How do you know what people think in their hearts, and besides, it's good for him to jump out! It's also good to give a wake-up call to those who are wavering." ”
After finishing speaking, we walked towards the gate of the building, the security guard at the door wanted to stop us, but after seeing Leng Feng, he saluted Leng Feng and said, "I don't know that Leng Protector is coming, I am not welcome, please atone for Leng Protector!"
Leng Feng waved his hand with an embarrassed face and said, "That...... There are some things we need to report when we go to the Psychic Bureau, right?"
Then several security guards immediately shook their hands and said, "No! No, do you want us to inform the ancestor?"
Leng Feng shook his hand and said, "No need, let's go like this, so we can surprise him!"
Then Leng Feng took a step and walked inside, and then the group of security guards nodded on their toes and looked!
Of course, they didn't look at me or Leng Feng, they naturally looked at Su Xiaoman, Gu Su Yue'er and others! This large group of beauties appeared at the same time, this is a rare and beautiful scenery! Moreover, these women have to have temperament and temperament, and they have to have a figure.
Along the way, the people from the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau all saluted Leng Feng, but their eyes kept staring at the group of beauties in front of them.
When we arrived at the small world of the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau, a group of people blocked our way.
"Jiangnan is a supernatural place, and idle people are not allowed to trespass!" said the bull-nosed old man who took the lead said proudly.
Although the person in front of him was definitely something he couldn't afford to offend, he didn't dare to go against his master's will, otherwise he would definitely have endless suffering.
Leng Feng frowned, and the next second, he slapped this bull-nosed old man on the ground and said coldly: "Open your dog's eyes and take a good look at who this person in front of you is?"
However, the old man of the bull nose did not accept Leng Feng's account, but said neither humbly nor arrogantly, "Leng Protector, I think you also know the rules, idle people are not allowed to trespass into the small world of various sects or supernatural bureaus, what do you mean by doing this? Do you want to cause public indignation?"
Leng Feng was so angry that his face turned blue and white for a while, and he yelled into the depths of the small world, "Zheng Guangming, get out of here!"
A few minutes later, a middle-aged man stumbled and crawled up to Leng Feng and said in surprise, "Leng Protector, what's going on?"
Leng Feng looked at the group of bull-nosed old people who were crawling on the ground in front of him and said, "Look at your subordinates, this is the management method of your Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau? Are you Jiangnan Ancestor confused? If you are confused, change someone! Don't hold the pit and don't!"
Zheng Guangming was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, and even his back was soaked. You must know that what Leng Feng said was definitely not a joke, if he was serious, his good life as the ancestor of the Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau would be reversed.
Zheng Guangming looked at a few bull-nosed old people on the ground and said in a deep voice: "What's the matter? Explain it to me clearly! Otherwise, I will never be spared!"
The bull-nosed old man who was slapped on the ground by Leng Feng wiped the blood stains on the corner of his mouth, and said without being humble or arrogant: "Back to the words of the ancestor!
Zheng Guangming looked at Leng Feng with embarrassed eyes and said, "This ......"
Leng Feng picked Zheng Guangming up, slapped him and said, "Open your dog's eyes and take a good look at who is in front of you?"
Zheng Guangming brought his big eyes like copper coins to me, looked at them, and said with a puzzled look: "It's a little familiar, the old man is stupid, I really can't remember who he is!"
Li Tianlong really couldn't look at it, and slapped Zheng Guangming in the face and said, "Zheng Guangming! You forgot when Lao Tzu was doing things under you? At that time, you were just a little hall master, if it weren't for the third brother to carry you, would you be able to be the ancestor of this Jiangnan Spiritual Bureau now?"
Zheng Guangming suddenly remembered something, and he felt like he was empowered! Zheng Guangming walked up to me with an incredible face and said, "You are ...... You are the hall master of the Dark Temple, Du Thirteen!"
Zheng Guangming immediately knelt down in front of me and said, "Please also ask the seniors to atone for your sins! The old man was dizzy and didn't recognize you, it's all because the bastard Lin actually said that you died in Kunlun Xu! It turns out that you didn't die!"
I....... This old man really wants me to die! This Zheng Guangming can't be a fool, right? He actually asked people in front of people, "Are you dead?" If you meet some people with a bad temper, you will definitely reward him with a melon seed.
I smiled and looked at Zheng Guangming and said, "What?
Zheng Guangming immediately shook his hand and said, "No, no, no, no!! Senior Du misunderstood, how could I think so!"
Then Zheng Guangming said aggrievedly while snorting his face: "Senior Du, atonement for your sins! Old man, I can't speak, and I ask Senior Du not to take it to heart, you don't remember the villain, forget about this unhappy thing!"