Chapter 1001: This guy is too stupid
The shadow will not be affected Li Zedao expressed his understanding, after all, there is no shadow in this world at all.
Mother Xiao Qiangrose and Chen Xiaomo will not be affected, which is also easy to understand, because although they know each other, and even have a great relationship, Brilliant International is still given to her mother by the master, but the master has already gone abroad, and it has been a long time since she left, and this intimate relationship has long been broken, so they are not the core figures around the master at all.
But I won't be affected by it...... Could it be that he has been his apprentice for too short a time, and he is not the core figure at all, so that terrible person disdains to make trouble for himself?
"At that time, Lao Wang told me that after leaving this hotel, he would immediately restore Wang Ying's identity, and asked me to find an opportunity to transfer back to Huaxia in the future, and then continue to find an opportunity to meet you idiot and give you one thing. The shadow bit her lip lightly, and the bean-sized tears began to fall again, "Lao Wang also said before leaving, when he can't contact the master, it means that something has happened to her, and if something happens to her, it means that he has also had an accident." ”
"A few days later...... I really can't get in touch with Master...... Woo woo...... "Shadow cried very sadly, "Master has an accident...... Something must have happened to him...... Woohoo......"
Li Zedao seemed to have found a glimmer of light in the darkness, because according to the shadow, she actually didn't see the accident with her own eyes with her master, she just followed what the master said, and if she couldn't contact her, it meant that something was wrong...... In other words, something doesn't have to happen to Master?
At this moment, the shadow seemed to suddenly remember something, and had forgotten to cry, and said a little anxiously: "Damn, I haven't taught you how to wear a mask yet...... It's been so long, we haven't gone out yet, will Director Qian think you're a big fool? Maybe you'll think big fool that you're trying to do something bad to me and then break in...... No, no, I will teach you to wear a mask first, and then we will talk about it later......"
"......" Li Zedao's face twitched, and when he looked back at Antarctica, Antarctica's face was also twitching, so Li Zedao's face twitched even more.
However, after a few minutes, Li Zedao really had to admire the foresight of the shadow, because they had been in for too long, and even outside, even the masks had been made, and the three of them hadn't gone out yet.
What? One of them is a woman? Who said that a woman can't be forced to be a woman? You don't know what it is...... In short, Director Qian, who took care of Xiao Zhang as his daughter, was a little anxious, so he opened the door and went in directly.
Naturally, there were also sappers who were waiting outside for the flowers.
"You're really stupid, what else are you talking about the elite from the Ming Group, you haven't been able to wear it for more than two hours...... Look at Sister Antarctica, I'll be able to teach her as soon as I teach her...... Ah, Director Qian, are you here......" The shadow looked back at Director Qian and complained, pointing at Li Ze and saying that he was bitter, "This guy is really stupid...... Ahhhh......h
The muscles on Li Zedao's face twitched slightly, please, I haven't had time to touch this legendary artificial mask at all, okay?
However, Li Zedao had to cooperate with the shadow to act over there: "This ...... It's too hard...... Ha ...... "But I have the urge to smoke this little girl's ass in my heart, you obviously haven't started teaching yet, right?"
It turns out that I haven't learned it! Director Qian looked at Li Zedao's eyes a little ...... Although the method of wearing it is indeed a bit complicated, but it took more than two hours to learn, it is really unheard of and unseen, what a stupid guy can do such a sad and crazy thing? It seems that even if this kid did not enter the Ming group through the back door, he is also a product with well-developed limbs and a simple mind.
However, they are also the elite of the Ming group, and they still have to give face, so they said at the moment: "This ...... If you're not in a hurry, some people are just a little clumsy...... It doesn't matter if your head is stupid or not...... Oh, by the way, those two masks have been made, you can use those masks to practice wearing them, Xiao Zhang, you have to be patient, be sure to teach them. ”
As he spoke, Director Qian's expression became a little serious, but there was a smile in his eyes.
"Got it, I'm in trouble, I've never seen such a stupid person!" The shadow pouted, glaring at Li Zedao very unpleasantly.
You are stupid, dumber than a pig! Li Zedao was so depressed that he couldn't do it, and he looked at the whole of China, no, the whole of Asia...... No, no, no, it's the whole world, where is there anyone smarter than himself except Master?
Not long after, two freshly baked masks appeared in Li Zedao's hands...... Antarctica also got two, and in case of damage, there are alternatives.
At that moment, the shadow once again took Li Zedao and Nanji into the storage room, as for the sappers...... Well, I'm waiting outside.
Li Zedao touched the mask with uneven thickness but great feel, and it felt almost the same as the texture of real human skin.
And the reason why the thickness is uneven is because different parts of the face need to be camouflaged to different degrees, some places are almost transparent, such as around the eyes, and some places are a little thicker, such as the nose...... From Director Qian's point of view, the reason why men in island countries look so obscene is because of their big noses.
So the kind of pigskin-like mask in the movie must be fake, and that kind of thing will definitely look like a dead man's face when worn on the face.
But the mask in Li Zedao's hand is different, and even he can change different expressions at any time according to the user's mask expression, of course, using expressions after wearing the mask is also a technical job, such as grinning in ordinary times, maybe now it has become a grinning bitter, so this is another reason why special training is required.
In addition, this mask is completely simulated, you can clearly see the pores and the hair on it, and even a few acne blackheads and other things, with breathability, so you won't feel uncomfortable if you wear it for two days, but the man will be a little troublesome, because the man has a beard, so the beard is shaved off before use.
Because Li Zedao is too stupid to learn...... Of course, in fact, the shadow hadn't even had time to teach, so the shadow pretended to be very upset and muttered "stupid!" and then stepped in to help put on the mask to see the effect.
After putting it on, the shadow looked at the changed face for a while, and then muttered to himself: "Like, it's really too similar......"
"Like what?" Li Zedao asked, just wanting to find a mirror to see what he had become now.
"Mr. Kato!" the shadow looked at Li Zedao with big eyes and sighed, "The young Kato-sensei ...... of the obscene version"
Li Zedao was stunned: "Teacher Kato, who is he?"
Nanji also looked at the shadow with some curiosity, she also wanted to know who Kato-sensei was, but it was certain that this Kato-sensei must be very obscene...... After Li Zedao put on that mask, he looked very obscene.
The shadow glared at Li Zedao, and muttered with disdain: "Damn, pretend to be pure with a talented girl today...... Mr. Kato is the guy you men admire the most, and he is known as the godfather of the AV industry in the island country......"
"......" Li Zedao's face turned dark, and he was almost choked to death by the shadow's words!
Antarctica's face also darkened all of a sudden, and he glared at the shadow and didn't say anything.
When the shadow helped Antarctica put on the mask, he clapped his hands directly: "Haha, Sister Antarctica, you look as pure as Mr. Ozawa after you put on the mask......
"Shut up!" Antarctica said very depressedly, although he didn't know who Mr. Ozawa was, but there was a precedent of Li Zedao, and Antarctica knew that the shadow was the master of countless films, and his favorite was the man-dog war, so he naturally guessed that Mr. Ozawa must be someone who made that kind of film. “
Li Zedao looked at it and was also happy, it was really! But his expression was so confused, with a posture that I don't know who Mr. Ozawa was, it provoked the shadow to despise for a while, this guy who pretended to be pure and was turned by people!
Next, the shadow began to teach Li Zedao and Antarctica to wear this kind of mask in this way, this is an extremely meticulous work, just wear it, but you still need a little sticker, and even pay attention to some fingering.
However, Li Zedao and Antarctica are both the kind of people who are very receptive, Li Zedao simply mastered it in less than five minutes, and Antarctica took a long time, about ten minutes.
"Fool, you are so stupid, it took you five minutes, you are a beautiful girl today...... Well, that one minute will be over!" Although the shadow was so quick that Li Zedao mastered it, his mouth still damaged Li Zedao to death.
The black line on Antarctica's face on the side, Li Zedao spent five minutes calling it stupid, so what is it that he spent more than ten minutes?
However, she also knew that the shadow was such a character, and she and Li Zedao were simply a pair of enemies, so she pouted and didn't say anything.
Li Zedao didn't bother to pay attention to this chick's difficulty, but asked, "The production cost of this mask is very high, right?"
"It's not high, and the cost of one is only five million. Shadow chewed the gum in his mouth, spit out a bubble, and said in a very wealthy voice, "Well, it's not my money anyway." ”
“......”
The shadow eyes grunted at Li Zedao's face, and he looked suddenly realized: "Big fool, why do you care so much about the cost?" Oh, I see, do you want to use this material to make an airplane cup, an inverted mold or even a sex doll, right?"
"Poof......" Li Zedao sprayed directly.