Chapter 51: The Iron Operator
The next day, at the door of the teahouse!
A fat man holds the hand of a fat woman.
"Lingling, you take the money first, treat our mother, and when I come back, I will definitely propose marriage!"
The fat man thought about it for a while, and then said:
"After I left, you are not allowed to interact with Ergou, I saw him come out of Widow Chen's house several times at night......"
I didn't expect this fat man to have a lot of eyes, and when he left, he dug such a big pit for his rival, Han Lin was a little funny.
The fat woman was stunned for a moment, and then said affectionately:
"Don't worry, Xiaopang, if he dares to pester me again, I will discount his legs, you can't mess with flowers and grass outside......"
Han Lin looked at the two fat men who were tired, and he suddenly thought of the 'nesting dolls' he had seen in the supermarket before.
When these two guys are put together, isn't it just a pair of nesting dolls!
There were already a lot of people sitting in the teahouse at this time, all of them came to drink morning tea, one by one holding big bowls, and the sound of smoking tea came and went.
Some people can't stand it anymore.
"Dead fatty, can you change places and get tired, Lao Tzu almost sucked a sip of tea into his nose!"
"Yes, in the morning, I saw that you two were tired of it, and you have the ability to drill into the woods to see if Xiaoling can break your mother's legs!"
In fact, Han Lin was also impatient to wait, this kid said goodbye to his sweetheart at the door of the teahouse for two hours, and it was time for dinner if he didn't leave!
Suddenly, the fat man turned around and showed a mouthful of white teeth to Han Lin: "Brother, can you not leave today!"
Han Lin's face was black, what the hell is this......
But at this moment, the ground trembled a little beneath his feet, and it seemed that a heavy truck was driving this way.
Everyone brushed their heads in the direction where the 'truck' was about to appear.
At this time, I saw that the fat man's face changed drastically, and he also turned his head to look, as if some terrible beast was about to appear.
"It's over, I have to go, Lingling must not find Ergou!"
After speaking, the man was fat and rolled forward like a ball, and the speed was surprisingly fast.
"Boy, you stop for my mother, dare to seduce my family Lingling to see that I don't break your legs......"
A thick female voice, like rolling thunder, swept from the other side of the street, and saw another fat female appear in everyone's sight.
This fat woman is obviously taller and more powerful.
Han Lin turned to look at the wide figure that had already rolled away, with a strange expression, not to mention that the three of them really had the potential to become a family.
Kunlun ruins are connected by thousands of hills, and the highest peak is full of thousands of feet!
Along the way, it was uninhabited and extremely desolate.
Gradually, the fat man recovered from his frustration and jumped up and down, somewhat unusually.
From the fat words, Han Lin learned.
This fat man called Wang Shouyi is an orphan and was adopted by his master since he was a child, but he only knows the master's Taoist name Yuxuzi, and he doesn't know what the origin is.
Three days later, the highest peak of Kunlun Ruins, halfway up the mountain.
Han Lin and the fat man were walking with their heads covered, when they heard the sound of someone talking behind them.
When I turned around, I saw an old lama holding a little lama in his hand, tiptoe to the ground, and rushed from behind in three steps.
They were surprised when they saw Han Lin and the fat man.
Especially when the old lama saw the fat man, he was even more surprised, and said in his heart that he could climb here with such a figure, and his perseverance was really extraordinary.
"Dare to ask the donor if he went to Kunlun Fantasy Realm?"
During the breath, the old lama led the little lama to the front, and the old lama asked with his palms together.
"Yes!" replied Han Lin.
"Then speed up the pace, Chaoge City is about to appear, you might as well go and touch the fairy fate!"
After the old lama finished speaking, he didn't wait for Han Lin to ask anything, so he took the little lama's hand and continued to hurry, much faster than just now.
Only the little lama still turns around and grimaces at the fat man from time to time!
"It's a fairy!" the fat man was surprised.
If Han Lin hurried with all his might, his speed would definitely not be slower than that of the old lama, or even faster.
But this fat man will definitely not be able to keep up, although he is flexible, that is also for ordinary people, compared with the monk is still not enough.
The main reason is that the fat man's cultivation is too low.
Without waiting for the fat man to land in surprise, a long rainbow pierced the sky......
"Flying Sword, Monk Tsuki?"
Han Lin looked up at the afterimage left by the flying sword and smiled bitterly, he was a dignified god king, and now he couldn't even control the flying sword.
The fat man opened his mouth and watched in disbelief as the flying sword slashed over his head, and after a while, he screamed and almost kowtowed.
"Immortals, there are really immortals!"
At this moment, boom, a helicopter flew in from a distance.
Han Lin's face was green, and he was also a rich man, how could he forget this stubble, and if he bought a modern flying machine, wouldn't it be easy to go up the mountain.
"It's good to be rich!"
The fat man watched the helicopter fly by, drooling with envy.
For the fat man, Han Lin has a new understanding, this guy is completely a novice who has never seen the world.
It wasn't until the fifth day that the end of the road map was finally reached.
You can look up, except for countless undulating hills, that is, snow, how can there be any fairy blessed land.
Han Lin and the fat man looked at each other, and they both had a feeling of being bloody.
Just when Han Lin was about to burst out of his first foul language, the wooden card in his hand suddenly emitted a bright light.
Then a door of light appeared in front of the two of them out of thin air.
The two of them were stunned again, and then quickly disappeared into it.
After the Light Gate, there is another world entirely.
The spring breeze blows, the birds sing and the flowers are fragrant, there is a city nearby, there is a forest in the distance, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the waterfall is like a rainbow!
The aura here is several times richer than outside!
"Brother, how about forming a team!"
Suddenly, a voice sounded beside the two of them.
Han Lin looked sideways, it was a thin middle-aged man like a monkey, wearing a Taoist robe, holding a black banner in his hand, on which were written 'fortune telling, no money' five golden characters.
"How about brother, I'm an iron operator, but I'm notoriously kind, this time Chaoge City is in the world, how about teaming up to touch the fairy together?"
The iron operator leaned in and asked again, his eyes dripping around Han Lin and the fat man.
"What Chaoge City, what fairy fate, can you tell me specifically?"
Han Lin asked.
As soon as he heard this, the iron operator stopped his rolling eyes, and seemed to understand something, like a deflated ball, and said listlessly: "It turned out to be a newcomer, unlucky!"
"Can you tell me more about it?" Han Lin asked again.
"The consultation fee is 50,000 soft girl coins!" Tie Operator said lazily, as if he had lost interest in even glancing at Han Lin.
"Don't you want money?" muttered the fat man.
"Look at it, it's fortune telling, don't want money!" "Iron Operator shook the flag and said with an expressionless face.
"Liars, fortune tellers are liars!" said the fat man disdainfully.
"I said you are a dead fat man, if you dare to spit filth, see if I don't tear you!"
The iron operator was furious!
Han Lin waved his hand, calmed the two of them and said, "Fifty thousand is fifty thousand, as long as you say it in detail!"
The iron operator was stunned, he deliberately opened his mouth, just because he didn't want to deal with these two guys.
I didn't expect this guy, who looks a little pleasing to the eye, to be really willing to pay, and he is really a rookie.