Chapter 490: If you want to get by in life (add more to [Frozen] ruthless 9/15)
Two thousand seven hundred years ago, in the wilderness, the allied armies of Lu, Song, Chen, Wei, Zheng, Xu, and Cao were strong and strong, and there were many swords and guns.
In the midst of the coalition army, Gu Xiaobai touched his head with a blank expression: "So, why are we here to fight the Chu State?
Next to him, the gray-haired Bai Gan grinned, not knowing what to say.
Bai Tian opened his mouth to say something, but Guan Zhong next to him, or Hao Fanbai, hurriedly stopped him and said, "Yes, they don't pay you tribute!"
"These bastards, you have to beat them hard!" Gu Xiaobai got up, and then covered his waist, oops...... My old waist......
How old am I......
He looked at Bai Gan and Guan Zhong next to him: "Uncle Bai, Lao Hao, your eyebrows and beards are all white......
"Your own hair and beard are also white...... next to you, Bai Gan stretched out his hand and gently touched Gu Xiaobai's sideburns, "The last time I saw you, I haven't seen you for four or five years, I thought I would never see you again......"
Bai Gan's eyes were full of love when he looked at Gu Xiaobai.
Gu Xiaobai looked at Bai Gan's old face, and suddenly wanted to cry.
He sniffed, held back, waved his hand and said, "Uncle Bai, what do you say, you will definitely be able to live a long life......
Bai Gan smiled and suddenly asked, "Childe...... If one day, when you're old, where would you go......? Is there really an afterlife, and if so, where else can I see you?"
When people get older, they suddenly start thinking about a lot of questions.
Gu Xiaobai opened his mouth to stammer, but he couldn't answer a word.
Bai Gan suddenly smiled, turned his head, and said, "Look, what am I talking about, you must have always been the young man you were back then...... I'd love to see what you really look like......"
The last sentence is inaudible.
He took care of this teenager all his life and followed this teenager all his life.
Live for him, die for him, rejoice for him, mourn for him.
Watch him turn the tide, watch him change his life against the sky, watch him happy and crying, coming and going, going and coming.
But I never knew who he was.
Gu Xiaobai looked at Bai Gan's back as he turned around.
Still strong, but already rickety.
Then Gu Xiaobai also looked down at his hands.
The muscles are bruised and the skin is already sagging.
He looked for a bronze mirror and saw a face that was already visible.
At that moment, Gu Xiaobai suddenly remembered something, and let out an earth-shattering exclamation: "Ah, I know, Duke Qi Huan is fighting Chu...... I'm green!"
Next to him, Bai Gan increased his forehead with his hand, Bai Tian lowered his head, Hao Fanbai laughed "poof", and then quickly covered his mouth.
Then, Hao Fanbai was melancholy again.
Xiaobai finally knew.
But you're too blunt.
With a little kid like you, do you know what green is?
In other words, do you have the qualifications to be green?
Only a person like me, who was swept out of the house by my wife, is qualified to be so sad!
"Phew, you're still hiding it from me!" Gu Xiaobai stomped his feet fiercely, "It's not cool!"
Why did you suddenly give me a colored hat!
I'm obviously called Xiaobai, not Xiaolu!
Perhaps, this is a man's instinct, although this incident happened 2700 years ago, although strictly speaking, Gu Xiaobai is not qualified to be green, but at this moment, Gu Xiaobai still empathizes.
Of course, it's the same body!
Empathy, of course!
There have been many absurd wars in history, but few of them have been as absurd as this one.
This war originated from a rookie, right...... It's Cai Ji.
In order to find a backer, Cai Muhou married his sister to Duke Qi Huan as a concubine, at this time Cai Ji was young, but Duke Qi Huan was already over half a hundred years old.
Once the two of them were boating on the lake, Cai Ji was playing with the boat, Qi Huan was afraid of the water and stopped her loudly, but Cai Ji had a lively personality, not only did not stop, but deliberately shook it even more...... As a result, he died a tragedy and was driven back to his parents' house by Duke Qi Huan.
Qi Huangong's original intention was just to let Cai Ji go home to calm down, write a letter of repentance, and send a message saying "Husband, I was wrong, don't be angry" and took her back.
After all, it is not easy to find a young and beautiful wife at such an age.
As a result, after she returned home, she complained to her family for a while, and then her family remarried her!
This angered Qi Huangong, the overlord of the Spring and Autumn Period at this time.
Why the hell do you put a forgiveness hat on Lao Tzu?!
Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will give you some color to see!
So Qi Huan Gong took Qi, Lu, Song, Chen, Wei, Zheng, Xu, and Cao to directly defeat Cai Guo and capture Cai Hou alive, regardless of whether it was his father-in-law or brother-in-law, it was a violent beating anyway!
Say, where is Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law?
What? You actually remarried her to the Chu State?
Come on, let's go and give Chu some color to see!
As a result, the coalition army came directly in the spirit of Chu.
This is the historical Qi Huan Gong Fa Chu!
400 years later, when the King of Qin wanted to annex Anling, he once said twelve words: "The wrath of the Son of Heaven ambushes millions of corpses and sheds thousands of miles of blood." ”
Fortunately, it is now the Spring and Autumn Period, and the wars of the Spring and Autumn Period still have the word "righteousness" in it, unlike the Warring States Period in later generations, which killed a country and killed millions......
But no matter what the era, it is the king who is angry, and the blood is drifting.
"What's the situation now?" Gu Xiaobai asked.
"Your Majesty, Xiong Yun, the king of Chu Cheng, has sent someone to negotiate peace with us, and now the envoy should be almost there......" Hao Fanbai said.
"Hmph, this bastard! Give me a click on the messenger first...... "Gu Xiaobai was evil and angry.
How can you endure being green!
It doesn't matter who it is, anyway, the people of Chu State will kill one by one, and two will kill a pair!
It's not a green day, anyway, it's all played on TV!
"Your Majesty, do you really want to do this?" Bai Tian pressed his sword with one hand, eager to try.
He just likes Childe's unscrupulous character!
Simply!
Before the words fell, an exclamation was heard outside.
"Where am I?"
"Is Xiaobai playing a prank on me? Xiaobai, Xiaobai, you come out ......"
Gu Xiaobai increased the amount with his hands......
system, what have you done for me again!
Why do you give me this show every time I want to kill someone!
Believe it or not, I've got you green too!
"Who is this man? Is it ...... Lord Xiaohei brought Pan Guoxiang here too?" Hao Fanbai thought about it for a while, and then knew the identity of the people outside.
Next to him, Bai Gan and the others also showed curious looks, why did they come again?
Bai Tian asked Gu Xiaobai: "Your Majesty, what should I do now?"
Is this to kill or not to kill?
Gu Xiaobai died of a headache.
How do you kill this?
"Let him come in first......" Gu Xiaobai sighed.
Damn, if you want to get by in life, you have to have a little green on your head......
Spare him for now!
The Spring and Autumn Left Biography and the Four Years of the Duke of Xu" contains: The teacher of the princes of Qi Hou Chen, and Qu Wan multiplied and watched...... Qi Hou said, with this public battle, who can resist it, with this siege, He Cheng is not restrained, right, if you use virtue to Sui princes, who dares to disobey, if you use the strength of Chu Fangcheng as a city, Han water as a pool, although the crowd, useless, Qu Wan and the princes alliance......
The wonderful debate in the history books was made up by later generations, and the fact is that a person named Pan Guoxiang accidentally crossed over to Qu Wan's body, and he had a nervous breakdown.
"I didn't say anything, they asked me to say it, I'm a science student, where do I remember this kind of history!"
In an interview, an unnamed traverser said.