I thought about it, let's take it! I can hide from the first day of junior high school, but I can't hide from fifteen, this is the way to give Sun Xiaonian an explanation, besides, she is not the kind of unreasonable person.

So I pressed the button to connect with Jian, "Hey, Xiao Nian..."

Before I finished speaking, Sun Xiaonian's excited voice came from the other end: "Wow! Third brother actually got through this time, just now I missed you a little bit and then tried to play a dozen to see, I didn't expect to get through, third brother, have you arrived home safely? How is the task completed?"

I said with an embarrassed face, "I just got home, and you actually called me when I wanted to call you, it seems that we still have a tacit understanding!

Sun Xiaonian said excitedly, "That's it, who let me and the third brother have a little bit of a good understanding! Hehe, the third brother, you wait for me, I will come to you immediately, don't run away! I invite you to a big meal! I'll hang up first, and the third brother will meet later!"

As soon as I finished calling, Yuetong looked at me and asked in a milky voice, "Baba, what is this in your hand?

I squatted down and hugged Yuetong and said, "This is called a mobile phone, it's fun, it can sing to you, and you can see people far away through it!"

Yuetong patted her pink little hand and said, "It's great!

I opened the short video of Douyin with a helpless face... And then this little girl is out of control...

Zhen Qingchun and Hui Yuan looked at me with expressions of watching the play, as if they were talking about how to explain when the sister-in-law comes?

Well, did I trick me with an Alpine lollipop on a mission, or did she wake up and she was in my arms and called me "Poop Poa". But who would believe such a reason... Forget it, I'll explain it to Sun Xiaonian later, I'm sure she'll understand me.

But why am I in a hurry here all day? I am just an ordinary friend and not a lover, so is it necessary for me to be in such a hurry? The emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry!

After a while, Sun Xiaonian's Porsche Cayenne stopped at the door of our small courtyard like a cliff, and then Sun Xiaonian jumped over and hugged... Yuetong.

That's right, it's just hugging Yuetong, not hugging me! I'll go, didn't this little girl say that she misses me, so she ran to hug this little girl!

"Hey, third brother, the little girl you deceived there! she is so cute, I like it so much!" Sun Xiaonian asked while pinching Yuetong's puffy face.

I spread my hands and said helplessly, "If I say I used the Alpine lollipop you gave me, would you believe me?"

Sun Xiaonian looked at me with disdain and said, "Cut, who are you fooling! There is such a child on the street, you can trick one to show me! Hey, third brother, it can't be your illegitimate child, right?"

Yuetong tilted her little head and asked me curiously, "Baba, what is an illegitimate child?"

Sun Xiaonian asked excitedly, "I'll go, the third brother is really your illegitimate son, who is her mother?

I shook my head helplessly and said, "Do you think I look like someone who has a girlfriend? She was brought back by me on a mission, and she has been asleep for I don't know how many years, and when she woke up, she called me Poop, and I couldn't leave her alone, and then I brought her back, you won't be jealous, right? hehehe..."

As I spoke, I walked obscenely towards Sun Xiaonian to scare her, who asked her to say that I Yuetong was my illegitimate child.

Yuetong suddenly broke free from Sun Xiaonian's embrace, blocked in front of me, blushed and said, "Baba, you are not allowed to bully Sister Zimo..."

I looked curious, touched Yuetong's tiger's head, and asked, "Yuetong, who is Sister Zimo?"

Yuetong's eyes fluttered and said, "Hmm... This sister is very similar to one of my sisters, her name is Zi Mo, and the two of them are alike. Sister Zimo is the second person in this world to be good to me!

Yuetong smiled after speaking, and then returned to Sun Xiaonian's arms.

I walked over and squatted in front of Yuetong and asked, "Yuetong, who is the best person for you?"

Yuetong raised her confident little head, then kissed me on the cheek and said, "Of course it's poop, hehe..."

Sun Xiaonian hugged Yuetong and said, "Little friend, my name is Sun Xiaonian, it turns out that your name is Yuetong?

Sun Xiaonian took Yuetong's little hand and said, "Let's go, my sister will take you to eat delicious food!"

Yuetong patted her pink little hand and said, "Okay! I haven't eaten anything delicious since I woke up, and Baba only gives me lollipops..."

Yuetong said that she also put two pink little hands to her chest a little bit, and then Sun Xiaonian ran over and grabbed my ears with motherly love, and said: "Okay, you are Du Thirteen, people are so young that they don't give people delicious food, forget it, you only give people a lollipop..."

I looked horrified and said, "It hurts, it hurts... I was wrong, I was wrong... It's not like I haven't had children, I'm inexperienced..."

Yuetong smiled and took Sun Xiaonian's hand and said, "Sister Xiaonian, you can't blame Baba for this, Baba is innocent, just spare him this time, he won't dare next time." ”

Sun Xiaonian spared me at this time, and then walked to the car with Yuetong in his arms, and Yuetong, the little girl, actually made a grimace at me - slightly... I'll go, this little girl is terrible, and when she grows up, she won't be a little goblin who will bring disaster to the country and the people! No, it's now...

"What are you doing standing there? I don't care if you're hungry, Yuetong is hungry, if you don't come, I'll leave." Sun Xiaonian pulled Yuetong and said.

To be honest, I'm hungry too, and although we cultivators don't need to eat much, it's really delicious in heaven and earth. So I said, "Come on, come on, let's go!"

Then he looked left and right, and asked curiously, "By the way, third brother, didn't Senior Yan come back?"

At this time, my stinky and shameless master-master didn't know where to hear the voice, and immediately ran out of the room, showing a thief's expression and said, "It's still a young girl! You see, why did I raise a white-eyed wolf apprentice, and I didn't even call me when I ate, woo woo..."

You said that you are such a big person, so shameless! and pretend to be pitiful and pretend to cry!

Then my master smiled and said, "Xiao Nian, you go first! We'll go to heaven and earth right away, right? I know, this time there is also a lamp master, you won't mind, right?"

Sun Xiaonian said happily, "How could it be! It is = such an honor to be able to eat with Master Yideng and Senior Yan, how can you mind, then let's go first!"

My master-father ran towards the room like Hanako, who hadn't eaten in hundreds of years, and said, "Go ahead! You know in that private room! Hahaha... The dead bald donkey has something to eat, let's go..."

I stood still... I'm going, why did I find a master-father who cheats everywhere...

Zhen Qingchun said obscenely, "Third brother, sister-in-law and children are hungry, why are you still standing here?

I'll go, Zhen Qingchun, you don't know who the eldest brother is, do you? You dare to tease me, who is your sister-in-law?

Huiyuan shook his head and said, "Amitabha! Thirteen, your wife can't save you, hahaha..."

"I'll go, dead bald donkey, don't you recite the scriptures well, don't save the common people, what kind of wife is in charge?

Huiyuan, they consciously did the back row, but as soon as I walked to the co-pilot, before I opened the door, Yuetong lay on the edge of the window and said, "Baba, what kind of magic weapon is this?" I asked Sister Xiaonian, she said she didn't know, let me ask you. ”

I said helplessly, "Uh... This is a relatively advanced magic weapon, only available in this era, and what you didn't have in that era, you will understand it if you do more in the future. "I always feel weird after I finish speaking!

It seems that my daughter is older than Poop? What the hell is this? Forget it, she's older than me anyway, I'm just a cheap poop...

Before I could pull the car door, Sun Xiaonian rolled down the window and said shyly: "Third brother, you can drive this time! I know you are an old driver! Don't say that you can't, I have seen your driver's license, I learned it three years ago, don't cheat." You see Yuetong is just taking a car for the first time, I am not used to it, I have to take care of her, in case she gets motion sickness? Go quickly, third brother, come on, for the sake of me and the child, you have to take it easy!"

I spread my hands and said helplessly, "When will I become an old driver? I have never seen a car after learning my driver's license! I can say well, if the car is scratched and broken, I will not pay. ”

Sun Xiaonian urged, "Oh, third brother, you don't have to pay, as long as you don't overturn, don't worry, I will guide you by the side!"

Sun Xiaonian didn't forget to wink at me after speaking, and Yuetong also began to coax, "Baba, I'm hungry, take me to eat something delicious! I haven't eaten for a long time." ”

Zhen Qingchun urged on the side again, "Ouch, third brother, hurry up! Don't grind, you see that the child is hungry and thin, although she is your illegitimate child, you can't do this to her! That's also a life!"

I fastened my seatbelt and said, "Don't go while you're beeping." ”

Zhen Qingchun was quiet for a moment, but Huiyuan, the dead bald donkey, began to beep again, "Amitabha! Sin! Sin! Thirteen! You just cursed other people's little girls, and now you don't even let go of the child! You are going to go to the eighteenth layer of hell!"

I drove slowly and said, "I'll go, dead donkey." Don't you know what happened? Don't you have to be cheeky? Don't force me to wait for a meeting to order all meat dishes instead of vegetarian dishes!"

Huiyuan suddenly coaxed, "Third brother, I was wrong." You adults don't care about villains, you get angry and don't get along with vegetarian dishes, that's pure vitamins! As the saying goes, if you want to avoid pimples on your face, you have to eat vegetables every day!"

I'm too lazy to pay attention to Huiyuan, a dead bald donkey, you said that being a monk to the point of him is not far from becoming a Buddha...

Maybe it's because I'm new to the road, I drove left and right all the way, and the cars on the road didn't dare to approach me, otherwise I would have had a lot of car accidents!

It's finally here, and it's not easy for me along the way...

Zhen Qingchun just got out of the car and beeped: "Hey, fortunately, it's my sister-in-law's Porsche Cayenne, if it is replaced by the Harvard H6 in our yard, I don't think we will be able to go to heaven and earth..."

Hui Yuan cooperated with Zhen Qingchun on the side to act, and asked curiously: "Zhen Qingchun, why is this? Isn't it the reason why Thirteen is a novice, and they let Thirteen?"

Ahem...

Zhen Qingchun cleared his throat and said, "Alas, Huiyuan, you don't understand, right! This is the top-of-the-line Porsche Cayenne! If they rub it, they can't afford to lose, so they would rather slow down, even if they eat it, they don't dare to overtake the third brother's car..."

I rolled up my sleeves and said to Sun Xiaonian, "You take Yuetong up first, I'll exercise..."

Sun Xiaonian was also very cooperative, hugged Yuetong and said, "Third brother, hurry up, let's go up first!"

"Oops... Don't hit the third brother... Don't slap your face... I was wrong third brother... I don't dare anymore... Ahh

Suddenly, the whole world was cleared and my mood was relaxed... What a good way to relieve stress! Thank you Zhen Qingchun and Huiyuan brand sandbags!