Chapter 377 Xingbang Entrance Examination Intersection (Tu) Flow (Slot) Group?
Riverside Hotel, high-rise.
Looking down, you can see the Huangpu River, but what is inconsistent with the lyrics is that there are no waves at all.
Today, Yang did not forget to go to bed early after recording the show, and it is estimated that he will not get up if he doesn't sleep for twenty hours.
Dad was tired enough because he was pulled around by the driver Xiao Li all day today, so he simply chatted with Yang Bufan and went to rest.
Yang Bufan sat in front of the big floor-to-ceiling window, but he didn't have the heart to look at the river view, but was thinking about the bet between him and Teacher Zhang Xuefeng.
In fact, it is better to say that it is a bet, but it is better to say that Yang Bufan is an alternative wooer.
Mr. Zhang Xuefeng is also a character who is a person who is a good person, his ability is not only reflected in the training of graduate examinations, but also has his own set of opinions on workplace ability and interview skills, and these insights are extremely practical, without those retreats.
This is where Yang Bufan admires Zhang Xuefeng the most.
Yang Bufan even felt that if Zhang Xuefeng could really do what he said in the complaining joke, he could consider making a special Xingbang entrance examination training course in the future, maybe he would really make a lot of money because of this!
Employees who have not been trained by Zhang Xuefeng's teacher must be very different from those who have been trained.
However, Yang Bufan's mind is clearer, this kind of talent can make money in anything, if people really ruthlessly start the training class, their own examination system will have to be upgraded, it will be completely worth the loss, it is better to win it under his command.
It's like a lot of Internet software companies will co-opt those top hackers who play computer viruses, I don't bother to deal with you, I might as well just co-opt you and directly solve the problem fundamentally.
However, Yang Bufan is a very good and strong person.
Since it's a bet, you can't lose, right?
At that time, there will be no face, and as a boss, this matter will be too embarrassing.
So Yang Bufan has already made an appointment with Zhang Xuefeng, and when the time comes, he will put on makeup, wear a wig, put on contact eyes, and put on a fake mustache to change the tone of his voice or something, anyway, he can't let the interviewer of Xingbang find out that it is their boss who came to interview.
Then bring a miniature camera and connect with Zhang Xuefeng throughout the process, which can ensure the greatest fairness.
Later, Yang Bufan thought about it, if he wants to play, he will play a big one, wouldn't it be good to open a new account and broadcast live by himself, and wait for the results of the entry interview, and then announce who he is!
In fact, there are quite a few people who have done this, but most of the guys who came up with this idea have no real talent, and none of them have successfully joined the company.
When Zhang Xuefeng heard this idea, he was stupid at the time, thinking that Mr. Yang's brain hole would always be so big, and such a bet could pull out so many eggs, but everything didn't matter, Yang Bufan was the boss, and the boss was the biggest, so he had no objection at all.
Speaking of which, Yang Bufan was extremely confident at the time, but when he returned to the hotel after drinking and thought about it carefully, he was a little bottomless.
There are five rounds of exams, including three rounds of written exams and two rounds of interviews, which is really not ordinary.
If your boss is eliminated by then, isn't this a slap in the face?
As a result, Yang Bufan had insomnia.
He sat by the window, opened his Huawei laptop, and typed "Xingbang Group Entrance Exam" as a keyword in the search bar.
Then Yang Bufan found that he seemed to have opened a new world, and various discussions and posts appeared on the Internet one after another.
Some people have been scolding, thinking that the entrance examination of Xingbang Group is embarrassing and meaningless.
There are also people who take a fancy to Xingbang's high welfare and future development, and are determined to work hard to pass the exam, and then they are directly sprayed into a sieve by a group of netizens, constantly giving examples to tell him how difficult it is.
Of course, there is even black material in these persuasion parties, and legend has it that there is an enthusiastic dissuasion brother on the forum, as long as he sees the discussion of Xingbang's entrance exam, he will spray wildly, persuading the newcomers not to kill themselves and get along with themselves.
However, the leading brother was later picked up that he did it entirely because he was going to take the entrance exam, so during that time he persuaded everyone on the Internet not to try, and for a while, the character of the enthusiastic big brother collapsed instantly, and this kind of decent and standing goods was immediately sprayed into a dog by everyone, and disappeared without a trace.
I heard that his entrance exam was brushed down in the second round, and I was very happy for a while.
Yang Bufan watched these gossips for a while, and he was almost exhausted after eating melons.
After a full two hours, Yang Bufan shook his head, feeling that these contents were useless, and there was nothing practical at all.
Until he saw a post recruiting like-minded people to be admitted to Xingbang together, there was an exchange group with the group number of 959287805, called the bucket running group, I heard that there were various benefits in it, and there was even a great god who had been admitted to Xingbang to introduce the situation of Xingbang, as well as various precautions during the interview.
As soon as Yang Bufan saw this group, he immediately became interested.
If nothing else, he just wanted to see which guy who was admitted was so passionate that he was almost about to start training.
So, Yang Bufan smiled and applied to join the group chat.
I didn't expect that in the middle of the night, the administrator was still there, and he quickly passed the verification.
Yang Bufan's screen name is called "Professional Blowing Water", and he was warmly welcomed by everyone as soon as he entered the group chat.
Chaoshan Beef Balls (Administrator): "Welcome to professional blowing water!" Here is a positive energy group chat for brothers who are interested in entering Xingbang Group, welcome to the pit!"
Scholar (Administrator): "Welcome to the pit!"
Tong Shi (Administrator): "What else can I say, I can only say welcome!"
Xiaobao (administrator): "Welcome!I don't know what rank the big-breasted brother is, is he just ready to try or is he ready to try again after the written test?"
Yang Bufan was stunned.
The heart said that if you didn't pass the written test, you can even try it again, how did you try it?
To be honest, Yang Bufan doesn't pay much attention to Xingbang's entry here, he generally only looks at the results.
But he really didn't expect that he didn't pass the written test, and he would have the opportunity to register again, so wouldn't he be able to keep trying?
Thinking of this, Yang Bufan began to type.
Professional blowing: "Eh, if you don't pass the written test, you can even sign up again?"
Chaoshan Beef Balls (Administrator): "Haha, at a glance, you can know that this big-breasted brother is a new one!Since last month, Xingbang entrance examination has introduced new regulations, if the first round of written test is not passed, you can sign up again after three months, which means that if you really want to enter Xingbang, you can use three months to improve yourself, if you can't even pass the first round of written test after three months, it is completely out of luck with Xingbang. Of course, if you want to keep taking the test, you can take the test all the time, up to four times a year. ”
Scholar (administrator): "That's right, that's what it means, but the first round of interviews shouldn't be difficult, generally 985 or 211 university top students, should be able to pass, but there is a small probability of passing, because the first round of interview questions are not only theoretical knowledge, but also a lot of practical factory knowledge, I heard that there are at least 5,000 questions in the first round of interviews alone, anyway, there are more than 2,000 questions summarized on the Internet now!
Professional blowing: "There is a question bank! As long as you prepare well for the first round of interviews, you should be able to pass with a high probability!"
Chaoshan Beef Balls (Administrator): "Hehe, you're still too young to blow water." ”
Hansong Kubai (Dragon King): "Speaking of this, I want to scold, one day I enter Xingbang, I must remove the battery on the battery car of the Xingbang entry exam planner every day! It's so annoying, I heard that now there are 500 questions to be added every week, and there is already a special team responsible for updating the question bank!"
Chaoshan Beef Balls (Administrator): "It's quite shameless, I haven't considered the feelings of our brothers who dream of entering Xingbang, Dakeng!"
Hansong Kubai (Dragon King): "This is still the first level, and the second level of the professional test, this time the question bank is actually separated, according to the different positions you sign up for, the question bank used is also different, I heard that the research institute and technical engineer are already at the perverted level, if it is a leadership position, hehe, anyone who sees it will have irregular menstruation! Even if you are strong and lucky, you have passed the first two levels, and there are three levels behind, it is really crazy one level than one level, and the difficulty level is comparable to five levels and six generals!"
Professional blowing: "Uh...... Why don't you have to be so perverted! Why do so many people sign up for such a pervert? ”
Chaoshan Beef Balls (Administrator): "Big-breasted brother, you look at it as a fresh graduate, you may think that such a perverted enterprise, everyone can't resist it! The problem is, Xingbang's welfare and treatment are really good! How good is it, so good that all the technical personnel in the entire cable industry are eager to try, and even many technical managers of cable companies have gone to Xingbang factory to interview technical engineers, do you say they are stupid? These people are smarter than the other, why would they rather give up their leadership positions than go to Xingbang for interviews? It's not because it's rich and has a future in development!"
Professional blowing water: "So that's the case, it seems that the enterprise of Xingbang Group is still good." ”
Scholar (administrator): "That's right, it's just that Xingbang's entry system is too perverted, I heard that it was specially arranged by their boss Yang Bufan, I feel that this Mr. Yang has definitely been beaten by society in the past, otherwise why would he have to be so scourge to interview people!"
Hansong Kubai (Dragon King): "Speaking of Yang Bufan, everyone still has a unanimous opinion, that is, this guy is too rich, any boss who has no money but does it like him, I don't know how the company died! But Yang Bufan is rich, if he is not surnamed Yang but surnamed Wang or Ma, everyone must think that he is the second generation of super rich, and he is really a loser who does not treat money as money!"
Scholar (administrator): "But we still have to thank this loser, if it weren't for him, where would we be able to find a company with such a good treatment in the whole north!"
Hansong Kubai (Dragon King): "That's true, but why do I still want to thank his eighth-generation ancestors, it's so difficult, I've been bald young recently by reading books and brushing questions!"
Indulgence: "Come out and bubble! Seeing that you are scolding Yang Bufan again, I am relieved!"
Mo Beihe: "I'm too lazy to scold him, because the words are poor." ”
Professional blowing: "Not really, right?"
Chaoshan Beef Balls (Administrator): "As for!Quite well! You are fortunate to have joined the Xingbang entry exchange group, if you join the Xingbang Second Palace Group, you will know how big the resentment is! Sometimes I think that Yang Bufan, the boss, must be extremely hard, otherwise there are hundreds of thousands of black fans on the short video platform to scold him, and countless people in the major group chat forums have complained about him, he is actually alive and well, and he is still alive and kicking, what is this not a hard life? Ordinary people are either scolded and collapsed, or scolded for being autistic!"
Professional Blowing: "Forehead ......"
In front of the computer, Yang Bufan took a deep breath, and looked at the group chat as long as the topic of spraying Yang Bufan was mentioned, dozens of people immediately jumped out and sprayed wildly, and their mentality was about to collapse.
What's going on with these guys!
Xingbang Group's entry exam is indeed a little difficult, but this is not a reason to spray my boss like a dog!
Yang Bufan is really a little autistic.
However, he did not waver in the slightest for Xingbang's high standards.
Okay is good, no is no, what I want is rather lack than excess!
Thinking about it like this, Yang Bufan immediately adjusted his mood and prepared to turn off the group chat directly, but at this time, the group leader who had not shown up appeared all along!
Be cautious in your words and deeds to be a factory dog (group leader): "Brother in the group, share a news, I heard that the number of applicants during the Chinese New Year has dropped sharply when I was eating in the cafeteria today, and it is estimated that the number of people will surge after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, what a good opportunity!
Then the eldest brother, whose name is "cautious in words and deeds, and a factory dog", even posted several photos of the meals in the Xingbang canteen tonight.
For a while, the whole group chat was boiling!
Chaoshan Beef Balls (Administrator): "Big brother is awesome!This is an opportunity, although the difficulty of the written test is still the same, but the difficulty of the interview must be reduced, such a good opportunity must be seized!"
Hansong Kubai (Dragon King) "Yes, why didn't I think of it before! Now I'll sign up, and my resume has already been written!"
Scholar (administrator): "I wanted to review for a few more months before signing up, but now it seems that the time is running out, and I must seize the opportunity!"
Indulgence: "Just rush to Xingbang's food, I will go to this company, and I will give Mr. Yang a fragrance in the air in a while, so that he can bless me with smooth sailing and pass all the way!"
......
Yang Bufan frowned, and he couldn't say what he felt in his heart.
Someone still wants to incense me...... I bless you for three more years, and you won't be able to pass the first round of interviews, so go to Mr. Zhang Xuefeng to take the postgraduate examination.
However, this guy called "Be a factory dog with careful words and deeds" has successfully attracted Yang Bufan's attention.
What is this guy setting up this group chat for?
Judging from the photos, the meal is indeed Xingbang's food, in order to verify this, Yang Bufan also specially sent a message to the canteen chef to confirm what today's meal is.
As a result, several dishes in the photo are the main dishes of today's Xingbang canteen!
It seems that this "cautious words and deeds, being a factory dog" is an undercover agent in the factory!
Yang Bufan touched his chin and stared at the screen and sneered.
"Little turkey, don't let me know who you are, Boom!"