494. The metaphysics of the lover's and wife's telephone
"You said you loved lilacs the most, because your name is her, what a melancholy flower, what a sentimental person······"
At half past seven in the morning, Jin Yangming's mobile phone rang on time, and it was still the hottest Internet song "Lilac".
"Fuck ······"
Chen Hansheng played cards late last night, and was woken up by this alarm clock in the morning, and he got up very angry.
The key Jin Yangming is the same as dead again, the bell keeps repeating, it is simply the "alarm bomber" in the 602 dormitory, all the roommates are awake, and he can continue to sleep.
Chen Hansheng climbed out of bed barefoot and woke up Jin Yangming impatiently: "What about your stupid behavior, I don't want to condemn it more, in short, you can't change it, but can you change some tasteful songs." ”
"It's okay. ”
Jin Yangming was not happy: "The story background of "Lilac" is so touching, I think this is the pinnacle song of the Chinese music scene. ”
"You're still at your peak, and you've never seen people in the world. ”
Chen Hansheng looked disdainful, and then popularized the golden songs of this era of fairy fights to Jin Yangming: "Jay Chou's "Qili Xiang", Lin Junjie's "Jiangnan", .E's "Persian Cat", Jolin Tsai's "Thirty-six Strategies for Love", which song has a better rhythm than "Lilac", and the spread of saliva songs on the Internet is because of listeners like you who don't know how to appreciate. ”
Just when Chen Hansheng was improving Xiaojin's pop music appreciation, his mobile phone alarm also rang.
"Honey, fly slowly, watch out for the thorny roses in front, dear, open your mouth, the fragrance of flowers in the wind will intoxicate you······"
Chen Hansheng suddenly stopped talking, and silently went over to press the alarm clock: "Hurry up and get up, I'm going to be late for class." ”
"Damn, Brother Chen, you're really embarrassed, "Two Butterflies" is not as good as "Lilacs". ”
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The morning class is "Social Management Practice", because it is already the first semester of the third year, and the school also takes into account the development of students after graduation, so some practical subjects are arranged during the class arrangement.
Zhang Xueqing, the classroom teacher, is in her thirties, she used to be a human resources HR in a state-owned enterprise, and later she was admitted to the University of Finance and Economics as a teacher.
This kind of teacher has a good academic background, and has rich social experience, combines lectures with practice, is not confined to book knowledge, and often shares her actual experience as an HR in a state-owned enterprise.
For example, office struggles, all kinds of unspoken rules, how to deal with unexpected accidents, and even love gossip, all kinds of rights and wrongs make these college students who are still in the ivory tower very fascinated.
This is much more interesting than reading from the book, so in general, no one skips classes in her classes and public administration, except for Chen Hansheng.
Because he was busy, he didn't see anyone from time to time.
Today, Chen Hansheng came over and found that it was better to be famous than to meet, a class of 40 minutes, Mr. Zhang gave a lecture for a maximum of 20 minutes, and the remaining 20 minutes was to share experience.
"Once, our unit invited guests to dinner, because I was a personnel and administration, so I also had to accompany it, at that time, it was a state-owned enterprise that had no choice, and a private enterprise could find a reason to refuse. ”
I don't know which knowledge point to talk about, Zhang Xueqing started again: "Later, while I was eating, I suddenly found that because of drinking, the dishes might not be enough, so I wanted to quietly go out and add a few dishes." ”
"But our leader drank too much, and actually asked me directly what I was going out for, there was a toilet in the box. ”
Zhang Xueqing glanced at the class: "At this time, I directly said that the addition of food is not very good, and the guests may think that we are not prepared enough, so I must have an idea, and lie that the food is too slow, and go out to urge it." ”
In this way, he not only disguised his purpose, but also told the guests that there was actually something behind the dish. ”
After Zhang Xueqing finished speaking, she concluded with a little pride: "This is just an example, you have to learn to draw inferences, and you may also face this situation when you work." ”
"Papapa~~ The teacher said it so well. ”
The college students in the audience couldn't help but applaud, the mentality of the juniors was very interesting, they had both longing for the future work, and some fear, and more of an impulse to try.
Chen Hansheng also clapped his hands, but the addiction came up, and he still had to sleep.
Mr. Zhang's talk is very interesting, but it is actually useless for a person like him who earned the first pot of gold.
"Brother Chen, Brother Chen, the teacher is here. ”
Chen Hansheng was lying on his stomach, and suddenly Li Zhennan next to him pushed his arm, and when he looked up, Zhang Xueqing was already standing beside him.
"Classmate Chen, it's so faceless. ”
Zhang Xueqing was not angry: "I finally came to listen to my class, but I was still sleeping, I was still boasting in the office a few days ago that Chen Hansheng would never sleep when he listened to my class." ”
Teachers in college don't have the pressure to go on to higher education, so they are not as strict as they were in high school, and they rarely clash with college students who are already adults.
Zhang Xueqing is naturally no stranger to Chen Hansheng, and even she admires it, it is very difficult for college students to start from scratch, and even if they fail, they deserve respect.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Zhang. ”
Chen Hansheng also had no guilt, and said with a smile: "I slept too late last night." ”
"Young people go to bed late, it's completely understandable. ”
Zhang Xueqing said in a negotiable tone: "However, don't sleep in my class, you can sleep in other teachers' classes for a while." ”
The classmates in the class all smiled when they saw the teacher being so improper, but they didn't expect Chen Hansheng to be even more improper, and said with a grin: "Don't hide it, I'm going to skip class in a while, because this is your class, so I'm not embarrassed to leave." ”
"Hahaha······"
Some students had already laughed out loud, and Jin Yangming quietly gave a few thumbs up, which really deserved to be Brother Chen.
"See, this is the arrogance of your scumbag. ”
Hu Linyu said to Shen Youchu.
Before Shen Youchu could respond, Shang Yanyan turned her head and retorted: "What do you know, this is the charm of the squad leader." ”
"Hmph, that's what you think. ”
Hu Linyu and Shang Yanyan are really enemies, and it is not the first time that the two have quarreled.
Zhang Xueqing was also stunned when she heard it, she had already heard of Chen Hansheng's unscrupulous character, but she didn't expect the legend to be true.
"Jingle Bell~"
At this time, the bell rang, and Zhang Xueqing made a joke and prepared to leave class: "It seems that I have to prepare for class more seriously in the future, and strive to make classmate Chen no longer sleep." ”
"No, no, your level is already quite high. ”
Chen Hansheng praised loyally.
"Oh, how tall is it?"
Zhang Xueqing suddenly wanted to hear how this once brilliant college student entrepreneurship star thought about the content of his class.
Chen Hansheng thought for a while and said with a serious face: "If you want to change jobs in the future, I can leave a position in HR in the company for you." ”
"Wow······"
The exclamations in the classroom were louder, and the students actually recruited teachers, which didn't seem to conform to the rules of the rivers and lakes.
"Thank you~"
Zhang Xueqing didn't mind, and said with a smile: "Thank you Mr. Chen for admitting my ability, Chen can have such ambition when he is at a low point, in fact, he is not far from the second take-off." ”
The other students didn't pay attention to this conversation, and it was not the first day that they met Chen Hansheng, so it was normal for him to talk and laugh with the teacher.
The next class is "Applied Accounting", with Chen Hansheng's high math scores, it is basically like listening to a book from heaven, and he is going to go to the law firm in Xinjiekou to have a look.
"I have something to do, so you don't have to wait for me to eat in the evening. ”
Chen Hansheng walked over to explain the situation to Shen Youchu.
Shen Youchu also whispered about his plan: "After I finish class in the afternoon, I will go to the store to clean up first, and then draw up a recruitment list for the bubble tea shop with Lin Yu in the evening." ”
Chen Hansheng nodded, but as soon as he walked out of the classroom, Shang Yanyan suddenly ran out.
"What's wrong?"
Chen Hansheng asked, taking out a lighter and preparing to light a cigarette.
"I'll help you. ”
Shang Yanyan snatched the lighter, held the cigarette with her left hand, and plucked the flint with her right hand to spark.
Chen Hansheng tapped her wrist and motioned to go a little farther and speak.
"Worried that Shen Youchu will see it?"
Shang Yanyan asked with a twitch of her eyes.
"Aang. ”
Chen Hansheng replied calmly.
Shang Yanyan bit her lip: "You care too much about Youchu's emotions." ”
"That's for sure. ”
Chen Hansheng said with a smile: "It's like, I can answer Shen Youchu's phone call in front of you, but on the other hand, I will probably not answer your phone call in front of Shen Youchu." ”
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