Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 65 Emergencies

Liu Ranhui didn't know that in the third basement floor, a group of people were waiting for him to eat.

Yan Entropy snorted his chopsticks, and when he was about to drink hot pot soup, Liu Ranhui walked out of the elevator.

"Eh, eat hot pot. Liu Ranhui was full of smiles, just walked over, and was blindsided.

"Isn't it a dinner? Just a pot?"

"We make the pot, you make the ingredients. ”

Liu Ranhui began to tremble with anger, pointing to the pot and shouting, "This pot was also bought last time." ”

Seeing Yan Entropy, Sancun Ding and a Dudu girl, all looking at him with blank eyes, Liu Ranhui sighed silently, then took out his mobile phone, and nodded with his finger, probably sending a message to his subordinates.

"I'll have someone bring it, and you will eat at least one week's salary, which is really a sin. ”

Chu Ci reminded: "Let me send two pots over, Dudu Nu and Sancun Ding have to use the pot separately." ”

"Okay, okay. ”

Halfway through the message, Liu Ranhui glanced at Dudu Nu and asked Chu Ci in a low voice: "Does she have anything to taboo or need to eat specific food?"

"She eats garbage in the sewers, and she eats everything that people can eat. ”

Liu Ranhui felt a pain in his heart, and added four boxes of Argentine red shrimp and a brown crab to the message.

Chu Ci glanced at it, looked at Yan Entropy slightly, and estimated that it was a cheap dog again.

After sending the message, Liu Ranhui said: "Don't forget to give her a comprehensive physical examination tomorrow." ”

"What do you do for a medical check-up?"

"Isn't it nonsense to ask, in case there is some virus that does not belong to the earth ... Eh, by the way, did Yan Entropy do a physical examination?"

Yan Entropy said expressionlessly: "I am healthier than all earthlings. ”

"Well, I can see it. ”

Chu Cile looked at Yan Entropy: "Maybe, why don't you let Uncle Liu take you to check your body tomorrow, and take you to see a goldfish by the way." ”

Yan Entropy frowned and asked, "Why do you look obscene now?" ”

"Liu Ranhui wants to show you the goldfish, not me. ”

Liu Ranhui scolded: "Who the hell said you were going to take him to see goldfish?"

In fact, Lao Liu is mainly afraid that Yan Entropy will carry some unknown virus in the universe, and then infect everyone again, and he is also worried about the insect girl.

But looking back, the insect girl has been able to live in the sewer for so long, and there is obviously no problem in this regard, as for Yan Entropy, she has been staying for a few days, and she hasn't seen anyone in trouble, and Sancun Ding has already done an inspection, so basically this heart is too idle.

Seeing that they had to wait again, the insect girl and the three-inch Ding ran away on the carpet next to them.

Liu Ranhui looked over and said with a smile: "Didn't they just meet today, so close?"

"They know very well that in the eyes of human beings, they are aliens, and when a lonely alien meets another lonely alien, they will become companions, and it has nothing to do with race, but a defense against the external environment. ”

After Chu Ci finished saying this, Liu Ranhui took a deep look at the former: "These words are quite philosophical. ”

Chu Ci laughed: "I know what philosophy, nonsense." ”

"Also, there is no shape all day, eight out of ten sentences are meaningless, and I haven't been to school... ”

Speaking of this, Liu Ranhui was suddenly stunned, and looked at Chu Ci with a strange face.

"See what I'm doing?"

"If I'm not mistaken, you should have a double master's degree. ”

Chu Ci said with a hippie smile: "I bought it with money." ”

"And... Studying theology and religion, right?"

"Like, I paid for it. ”

Liu Ranhui smiled bitterly.

A Chinese man who is only twenty-five or sixteen years old, with a double master's degree in theology and religious studies overseas, everyone actually regards such a person as a stunned youth.

Liu Ranhui asked with an inexplicable expression: "You have studied theology for so many years, do you think there is a god in this world?"

"There's an egg, and even if there's one, it's definitely an alien. ”

Liu Ranhui smiled: "What about religion, what do you think about religion?"

"Circle money. ”

Liu Ranhui's smile was even stronger, and he suddenly felt that he couldn't understand Chu Ci, or rather, he had never understood this guy.

He didn't believe in God, but he was able to get a master's degree in theology.

Without any reverence for religion, you can get a master's degree in religion.

This is complete nonsense, unless, as Chu Ci said, academic qualifications are bought with money.

But Liu Ranhui knew very well that Chu Ci must be talking nonsense, if he was really a straw bag who spent money to buy academic qualifications, how could he be like a fish in water in the building in a short period of time after being transferred to another position.

Thinking of this, Liu Ranhui suddenly found that he never seemed to have seriously examined Chu Ci.

It's not accurate to be like a fish in water, to be precise, it's even more exaggerated to be like a fish in water, because this guy has offended so many people, there is no, he should be promoted, he should go sideways, he should go sideways, and he will scold whoever is not pleasing to the eye, and he can do whatever he wants.

The deeper he thought about it, the more secretly frightened Liu Ranhui became.

Chu Ci shook his palm in front of Liu Ranhui: "What do you think, you really want to take Yan Entropy to watch the goldfish." ”

Liu Ranhui smiled dumbly, and just wanted to say a perfunctory sentence, when he suddenly noticed that the area in the partition was like a pet paradise, and then his face was full of strange colors.

"You got it... What is this, this is a kindergarten?"

"No, what's wrong with the area where Class A targets move freely. ”

"It's too casual, isn't it, not even the isolation room?"

Chu Ci asked rhetorically, "Why do you want to put an isolation room?"

"Because they are ... It's a Class A target. ”

Chu Ci took out a cigarette, then snapped his fingers, ran over with three inches, saw Chu Ci with a cigarette in his mouth, and immediately climbed onto the stool, then stepped on the stool and grabbed the lighter in his hand, and helped Chu Ci light it like a dog's leg.

"Get out of here. ”

Three-inch Ding ran back and rolled all over the ground.

Chu Ci raised the cigarette on his finger: "Do you think this thing should be isolated?"

Liu Ranhui shook his head and smiled bitterly, and then pointed to the insect girl playing with her paws in the distance: "What about her." ”

Chu Ci shouted without looking back: "Dudu, Liu Ranhui said that you are an alien species and must be isolated." ”

"Wow", the toot girl said that she would cry, and the one who cried was called miserable.

Chu Ci's acting skills are compared with Dudu Girl, which is similar to the facial paralysis baby and the Academy Award winner, which is simply a difference between cloud and mud.

Liu Ranhui was startled, and hurriedly ran over to comfort him in a low voice.

After comforting for five minutes, Liu Ranhui coaxed the Dudu girl and walked back with a depressed face.

Sitting on the table, Lao Liu said angrily: "When did I say that she is an alien species?"

"It's not an alien species, what are you doing isolating her?"

"This... Originally, Liu Ranhui wanted to tactfully say that the insect girl was too scary, but when he saw Chu Ci and was about to turn around and shout something, he immediately waved his hand again and again: "What is isolation, who said that he wants to be isolated, Lao Tzu will kill him!"

Chu Ci laughed, and then pointed at Yan Entropy: "Then what do you think of him, do you use isolation?"

Liu Ranhui's head shook like a rattle.

He was afraid that if he dared to nod, Yan Entropy could directly kill him.

Looking at Chu Ci's triumphant appearance, Liu Ranhui was full of emotion.

There is really no need to isolate, one counts as one, and is more obedient than the golden retriever, what kind of isolation is this.

After chatting casually for a while, the four hard-pressed technicians came back carrying three large plastic pokes and two heating pots.

Liu Ranhui beckoned and shouted, "Do you want an invoice?"

One of the technicians nodded, and Liu Ranhui waved his hand: "Go back and get busy." ”

The four bitter technicians smelled the rich smell of hot pot base, drooped their heads and left.

Yan Entropy is the most active in eating, and Wang Dafu puts the ingredients on one by one and electrifies the pot by the other.

Liu Ranhui is still very reliable, mutton rolls and seafood are bought by the bucket.

The fire was fired, and everyone began to feast.

Liu Ranhui, Chu Ci and Wang Dafu use a pot, Sancun Ding uses one, and Dudu Nu uses one, and Yan Entropy is used to see who has food in the pot.

In the end, Yan Entropy reimbursed himself for a bucket and a half of food, Sancun Ding and Dudu Nu ate a bucket, and the remaining half a bucket was eaten by Chu Ci, Liu Ranhui and Wang Dafu.

Looking at the three-inch Ding who was eating and drinking, Chu Ci secretly wondered: "Doesn't this little gadget only eat seafood, I see that he even eats mutton rolls and blood sausages." ”

"The S233 Aborigines are omnivorous intelligent creatures, very adaptable, and can eat different kinds of things when healthy. ”

"Oh, that's right. ”

Full of wine and food, Chu Ci picked his teeth with a toothpick, and collapsed on the stool with a sad face.

Liu Ranhui held a cigarette and asked, "What's the matter, do you have something on your mind?"

"It's not a thing, I can't just scold you, it's too expensive to eat. ”

Liu Ranhui scolded with a smile: "Look at what you said, it seems that I can be fooled every time." ”

"That's what I'm talking about, eh, by the way, Sancun Ding eats seafood feasts in your technical department every day, can't it be your own pockets, right?"

"Of course not, the logistics side explained the canteen, and the seafood specially bought for the S233 aborigines when purchasing. ”

Chu Ci's expression changed greatly: "There is still a canteen in our building?"

"Aren't you asking nonsense, where do you go to eat if you don't have a cafeteria? ”

"!" Chu Ci looked at Yan Entropy with burning eyes.

Yan Entropy is unknown, so "What's wrong?" ”

"There's a cafeteria!"

"What's the cafeteria?"

Chu Ci: "A place to eat for free." ”

Yan Entropy: "it!"

Liu Ranhui: "... ”

Everyone was full, and Chu Ci always felt that Liu Ranhui was a bit of an eyesore, so he directly ordered the eviction.

Chu Ci and Yan Entropy slept on the third floor underground this night, Wang Dafu and Liu Ranhui went back after eating, after all, there were wives and children at home who were hot on the kang, and they didn't go home to hug their children here to accompany the aliens.

Chu quit not leaving, one was afraid that the insect girl would not adapt, and the other was that the home was also smashed, and it cost money to go out to live.

It is worth mentioning that the landlord never called him again.

Facts have proved that Chu Ci's worries are still superfluous.

The one who slept was called a solid one, her body shrank to that side, and she fell asleep directly, and the three-inch Ding climbed on top of her, and she also fell asleep on all fours.

Only Yan Entropy, like a mountain cannon that has not seen the world, has nothing to do all night, just studying the coffee machine.

Early the next morning, he not only drank all the coffee, but also used the coffee machine to make milk tea and cappuccino.

Chu Ci didn't set the alarm clock at all, and he didn't wake up until the other team members came to work at seven o'clock.

When she woke up, Dudu Nu was sleeping, sleeping three inches, and Yan Entropy was chasing dramas.

After getting up, Chu Ci ran into the bathroom that Dudu Nu had drawn out alone and washed up briefly.

After cleaning up, Chu Ci explained that Dudu Nu and Sancun Ding were waiting for him to bring breakfast, and then entered the elevator with Yan Entropy, ready to see the legendary canteen.

The cafeteria was on the sixth floor, and after the two of them got out of the elevator, Chu Ci's eyes lit up.

The canteen can be described in two words, hearty!

After Yan Entropy repeatedly confirmed that he could eat casually, as if he was in heaven, he walked over quickly, and directly took five dinner plates, and the master who cooked was scared stupid.

They were all wearing camouflage uniforms, Chu Ci and Yan Entropy were wearing civilian clothes, and the people from the technical department did not dare to come over, so the two couldn't help but become the focus of everyone's attention.

In the past few days, Chu Ci has been in the limelight, and more and more people have recognized him.

For Chu Ci, the combatants all had a good impression, and when they walked by, those with low ranks, shouted Chu Ke, and those with high ranks, smiled and nodded.

Here we have to talk about the alternative organizational structure of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, such as the special group is very common, the deputy director leads a certain group, and the team members have a department and so on.

In the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, I don't pay much attention to official ranks, mainly positions, such as team leader or captain, just like Xiong Chumo, although he is a regular department, but in the combat command system, he leads several cadres at the department level.

Therefore, the leader of Chu Ci's special group can be regarded as a leader who is not big or small.

The entropy is like performing acrobatics, and the five dinner plates are stacked full, and they are all taken back at once.

A group of rice chefs didn't know Yan Entropy, and stared at Yan Entropy with a frying spoon.

Just wait for the Yan Entropy to be eaten and wasted, and then ready to scold.

And then... Flame Entropy let them down.

When Yan Entropy came over with five more plates, the rice chefs directly pushed the dining cart over, and they wanted to know how much Yan Entropy could eat.

Then Entropy began his performance.

He eats pickles, and they eat them all in bowls.

Eat xiaolongbao and pour it directly into your mouth with the bun drawer.

Not to mention drinking porridge, insert brain melon seeds into the bucket of porridge.

What kind of fried dumplings chaotic cold dishes and the like, the entropy is all mixed into a big bowl, patted with a spoon, and then poured directly into the mouth.

Ten minutes later, the cafeteria masters wanted to kneel on the ground and call Daddy.

It's really scary to eat in the heat entropy, not only fast, but also a lot, and a group of fighters watching the excitement are also amazed.

Chu Ci likes this feeling of being in the limelight, and Beier has cards.

Then, when a Shabi muttered: "This Nima is a rice bucket", Chu Ci was a little unhappy.

Just when Chu Ci wanted to see who was so short-sighted, the TVs on the wall suddenly all lit up, and the pictures were all news, about overseas emergencies.

Some kind of transparent jelly-like object appeared at the same time in several places around the world, sealing up innocent passers-by in it.