Chapter 294: Two White and One Black
At the same time, in an unknown county town, in a window position on the second floor of the "Tongfu Inn", which has its chain stores in all major worlds, there are three strong men with arms who can run horses, attract people's attention, and make people look at them without blinking.
These three men are really strong and rarely heard of them, the tiger's back is what they are talking about, the big muscles are bulging, shining in the sun, and the big hands are just right for ordinary people to hold in their hands, but in their hands they are reduced to the curved mouth of wine glasses.
This big hand...... What's the difference between grabbing a person's head and grabbing a melon, I'm afraid it's both pinched and fried as soon as you push it.
However, although they are strong, this is not a godless world, but a fairy world where demons and monsters often haunt.
So with a little capital, the rich and powerful people who can invite those "immortal masters" to see them are at most emotional, "There are such strong men in this world", and then they should eat and drink nothing, completely treat the three of them as pure passers-by, and never take a second look.
One level lower, there are two small money, but they can't touch the landlord squire of the fairy world, and when they see these three strong men who are not like people, their eyes are at most bright, and they come forward to ask, and they want to hire them as nurses, but they will not be fascinated by this.
Further down, there are ordinary people.
Ordinary people are bitter, ordinary people in the Xianxia world are even more bitter, this one doesn't dare to provoke, that one doesn't dare to provoke, and when you go out of the city, you're afraid of being eaten by monsters, even if you don't go out of the city, when you see these three strong men, you also bow your head and give way, and you don't dare to look at it at a glance.
So no matter what the case is, these three strong men will at most give people more glances, but there will definitely be no such staring situation......
In fact, there is also a special situation, such as the innkeeper who is wearing a red dress, named Red Sleeves, a middle-aged widow, and still has charm standing at the staircase on the second floor.
Her eyes looked directly at the three strong men, and her saliva ...... It should be a saliva horn...... It all flowed to the ground, and it began to flow down the staircase.
"Oh~!Who is this, splashing water on the stairs, do you still have a sense of public morality?!Shopkeeper, I fell at your house, I can't have back pain now, you can tell me what to do. β
"Ten cents? What about you calling Hanako? I feed my family more than ten cents for a meal!"
"What do you call me a liar! Can you speak?"
"How much? Does Grandpa seem to be short of money...... No matter what you say, you have to pay fifty yuan, otherwise I will lie here today and not leave!"
......
Red Sleeves was fantasizing about the scene of these three strong men giving her massage and massage, but she heard a noisy noise like a duck downstairs, her dream was destroyed, she was displeased, her embroidered eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, a trace of unkindness flashed, and she secretly said "disappointed".
Waving his hand to call a shopkeeper, after whispering, looking at the shopkeeper who went downstairs in a rage, the unkindness in the eyes of the red sleeves continued to be replaced by the constantly flashing little stars, a little wet...... lost his mind, and looked at these three strong men with different flavors without blinking.
Like Red Sleeves, all the guests on the second floor also looked at the three strong men without blinking.
Unlike Red Sleeves, the eyes of the guests on the second floor who looked at the three strong men were all shocked, teasing, long-sighted, and strangely knowledged, but there was no sparkle or sparkle.
The camera turned to these three strong men who attracted everyone's attention, and saw that the two of them were white and one was black.
The white man was dressed quite peculiarly, and the upper body was two tight tops that looked like a woman's belly pocket but had one more side than the belly pocket.
The muscles bulged, holding up this strange costume almost through the light, and the muscles that were like white porcelain but full of strength were faintly visible.
The lower body is also bulging, thigh-baring half-cut trousers, and the thick hairy legs are a major feature that attracts red sleeves.
However, these are just their most general characteristics, which are no different from ordinary big muscles.
What really catches the eye is the large heart-shaped hole in the chest of their shirts, which is still red, and jumps and jumps as they move, as if it were real.
Moreover, one of the white men was still snuggled into the arms of another white man, as if it were ...... is like those little daughters-in-law snuggled in the arms of their father-in-law, except for their different appearances, their demeanor and demeanor are quite similar, and even some little ladies can't compare to him in some aspects.
They are the legendary broken sleeve fetish, the good of Longyang!
The eyes of everyone in the inn were full of curiosity, after all, it was the first time they had seen someone dare to display such a deviant hobby on the table in such a righteous and bright light.
And this is also the second major feature that they attract the innkeeper Red Sleeves: both of them are the best of the best, as long as you take the two of them, wouldn't it be ...... Isn't it double the joy......
Red Sleeves: (ΛγΛ)
Compared with the white strong man, this black strong man looks much more normal in his clothes, and he is dressed in one-piece black tights...... No, it should be a gray tights, because compared to the black strong man's naked skin, this tights are not pure at all.
In addition, in addition to this black strong man, he also has a good tooth that can shine during the day, and as they talked, everyone's eyes hurt.
If the two white strong men attracted everyone's attention with their different interests and hobbies, this black strong man attracted people's attention purely by his distinctive characteristics, but it was also a strange thing to look at, and the real pillars were still those two white and strong men.
These three people are the "Good Brothers" Guild President "Xiong Gui", his beloved wife "Xiao Shou", and the Dark Trade Union President Hade Yappie who took over the mission of the main god space to encircle and suppress Zhen Hao.
At this time, the three of them were all frowning and looking solemn, because just now, they received a reminder from the main god bracelet, and among the five people who accepted the task this time, Zhuge Rose's name had turned black.
She's dead!
"Zhuge Rose has that mutant fat with extremely terrifying defensive power, which can be called invincible in the same realm, who can kill it in such a short time?"
Hideyuppi was a little irritable, holding a jug of wine and pouring wine into his mouth, he regretted accepting this task a little, just to be able to live freely under the sun, this price is really a bit big, the danger is not proportional to the pay.
"Who else could it be, it must be the goal of this mission. Although he is as shafeng as a person, he is grudge and perverted, but in terms of combat effectiveness, he wants to kill Zhuge Rose? Hehe, it's not that I look down on him, Zhuge Rose just stands still, let him take his little broken toothpick and prick it, and I don't know if he can pierce the fat layer of Zhuge Rose. β
Xiong Gui gently stroked Xiao Shou's head in his arms, his face was full of disdain, and he sneered: "Even if Sha Rufeng has any hole cards that can threaten Zhuge Rose, Zhuge Rose is not stupid, and he can't stop him if he wants to run." If you want to kill Zhuge Rose, at least two people have to join forces to have a chance of success. β
Xiong Gui said, one hand was still gently patting Xiao Shou's head, and the other hand picked up the wine jug on the table, and it was gone.
Shaking the empty wine jug, and looking at the empty wine jar under his feet, Xiong Gui, who was expressionless and indifferent in the face of Zhuge Rose's killing just now, couldn't help frowning, turned his head and shouted.
"Xiao Er, bring me two more jars of wine, I want the best!"
"Okay~!
didn't wait for the shopkeeper to speak, the innkeeper who had been salivating for them for a long time couldn't wait to respond, and with an excited face, she trotted all the way and ran directly downstairs.
Seeing this, the guests on the second floor of the inn couldn't help but pout, and secretly cursed "Sao Fox", but they still couldn't help but cast an envious and jealous look at Xiong Gui and the three of them.
"Zhuge Rose can't run away in the face of the mission goal, then this person must have some special and powerful means, the three of us...... Will it work?"
Looking at Hade Yappi, who was not confident and was frightened by the death of Zhuge Rose before he started the head-to-head confrontation, Xiong Gui just squinted at him and didn't say a word.
The disdain was overflowing, and the contemptuous look instantly broke the fragile self-esteem of Hade Yuppie.
"Whoa~!"
Hand Yuppi got up in an instant, brought down the chair under his buttocks, and looked ...... dark, pointing at Xiong Gui with a sad and angry face.
"Xiong Gui, what do you mean by this? I've been discussing issues with you, but you've ignored me the whole time, sneering, really I'm a muddy Yappie can't do it?"
"No, no, no, why do you think that!"
Xiong Gui waved his hand again and again, and looked at Hade Yappie with a surprised expression: "How could we treat you like mud!"
Hand Yappie looked at Xiong Gui's non-fake expression, his face looked a little better, and he was about to take advantage of the victory to chase after him and say two more cruel words, so as to gain a little status for himself in the three-person team in the future, but he heard Xiong Gui continue.
"I've always treated you as water, and it broke with a slight stab, and it flowed like a bang~"
Water made ...... It broke with a slight stab, and it was ...... Booming ......
Hade Yappie shivered with anger all over his body, feeling his personality and ...... Sexual orientation has been greatly insulted, and the last guy who made water is Xiao Shou, who is still lying in Xiong Gui's arms with a look of enjoyment.
"Brother Xionggui, are you ...... Don't you dislike me......"
A sentence of water not only hurt Hade Yappi's personality, but also hurt Xiao Shou's heart,
Seeing Xiong Gui say in front of him that other little brothers were made of water, Xiao Shou felt that he had been ruthlessly abandoned, his eyes were instantly filled with mist, and tears were about to burst out of his eyes.
Xiong Gui began to panic, and hurriedly lowered his voice and began to beg for mercy and flattery, saying that he had made a slip of the tongue and had no other thoughts at all.
Xiao Shou ignored him, snorted like an angry little daughter-in-law, turned his face away from Xiong Gui, wanted to have a protracted cold war with Xiong Gui, and secretly swore that he would never forgive Xiong Gui easily this time.
Xiong Gui panicked βββ group of super evolution Xiong Gui panicked.
Xiong Gui hurriedly stretched out his hand and forcibly grabbed Xiao Shou's big hand, and began to say some colored jokes that made people guess and be confused, and at the same time, he followed Xiao Shou's face wherever it turned, and circled around Xiao Shou several times in a row, like a good licking dog.
"Puff~!!"
Jokes are a good thing, and colored ones are even more of a good thing, and after a while, Xiao Shou couldn't help laughing, and threw himself into Xiong Gui's warm embrace with a red face.
To tell the truth, the visual impact of this scene on the straight men is huge, and everyone on the second floor of the inn shivered in unison, and subconsciously turned their heads to look at their brothers, but the two just looked at each other, and immediately their stomachs churned, covering their mouths and not turning their heads.
Even Hand Yappie, who was still angry just now, was silent, and his mind was full of Xiao Shou's shyness, humming and throwing himself into Xiong Gui's arms.
"Gross~!"
His stomach churned and he couldn't help retching, and Hed Yappie hurriedly turned his head away, not daring to look at these two people again.
"The wine is coming~!"
The proprietress came late, and only then did she come over with two jars of good wine, and she knew that she was not an ordinary weak woman by looking at the posture.
"This ...... What's going on?"
Seeing that they had a good meal just now, but now they don't look away from each other, they don't dare to look at each other, and even the clinking glasses are all blind people, the proprietress is confused, and her head is full of bright and shiny question marks.
Naturally, no one answered this question, and it was too late for them to forget, so how could they find death and then remember.
However, the arrival of the proprietress Red Sleeves also made everyone see the hope of being rescued, and she looked at the proprietress Red Sleeves without blinking, from top to bottom, from bottom to top, back and forth carefully several times, until she felt that there was no problem with her little brother, and she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
The proprietress Red Sleeves was even more puzzled, feeling the eyes of everyone more blazing than before, and even she felt a little uncomfortable after being experienced in a hundred battles and killing seven in and seven out in the rain of bullets.
So Red Sleeves put down the wine jar in his hand and hurriedly groped back and forth on himself to check...... I haven't forgotten to get dressed......
"Why are you still stunned? Why don't you bring me the wine quickly!"
Xiong Gui's urging voice woke up the red sleeves full of question marks, and before he had time to think, the red sleeves quickly responded, and hurriedly came to Xiong Gui's side with the wine jar.
"Bang~ "
The wine jar fell on the table, and the red sleeves turned around and ...... Pulling a stool, he sat next to Xiong Gui with Erlang's legs crossed, and he didn't speak, leaning on the table, supporting his head with both hands, smiling, and staring at Xiong Gui with his eyes, flashing and flashing, as if to hook people's souls.
The undulating scenery instantly caught the eye of Heder Yuppie, who had been suffering from an appetite before, and now he felt that he had to treat his anorexia with a good meal.
But...... Redsleeves didn't even look at him, apparently choosing to double the happiness and the sameness.
"If you don't leave, why are you staying here?"
For women, Xiong Gui is not polite at all, in his eyes, men are women in the eyes of ordinary people, women are men, just ask, a big man is looked at by another big man like this, can he not be disgusting?
The answer is yes, so Xiong Gui is very disgusting now, and it is almost the same as the taste of Hand Yuppie just now, looking at the red sleeves' gaze is like looking at a steaming poop.
Red Sleeves also saw the disgust in Xiong Gui's eyes, and his chest hurt.
Originally, she just wanted to be happy for a simple time, but now that this situation is no longer possible, she not only wants to be happy, she also has to fight for herself.
Women are like this, you keep staring at him, she will say that you are perverted and a hooligan, but if you suddenly ignore her and look disgusted, she will feel that she is not attractive, and she will scream angrily, saying that you are not as good as a beast.
"Why is the strong man so fierce to others, the little woman is here to pour wine for the strong man~"
The red sleeves, who were determined to fight for a breath, twisted and pinched, kept showing their charm, and flashed eighteen winks at Xiong Gui when he said a word.
It's a pity that her series of operations didn't help but nod up and down in praise except for making Hei De Yappi's little black nod up and down, and even deepened the disgust in Xiong Gui's heart.
Xiong Gui only felt that there was a "man" in front of him who kept scratching his head and making gestures at him, and kept flattering him.
Not daring to look at it anymore, and not daring to talk to Red Sleeves again, Xiong Gui hurriedly lowered his head and carefully looked at Xiao Shou in his arms, trying to forget the disgusting operation of the "man" in his mind.
Red sleeves: (β―βDishβ)β―
The red sleeves, whose lungs were about to explode, had already dropped two candles on Xiong Gui's chest in his heart, but he still forcibly showed a charming smile on his face, picked up the wine jar, and made a gesture to pour wine for Xiong Gui, but his body moved to Xiong Gui without a trace.
"This strong man, this is my treasured good wine, just dug up from the backyard, and brought it to you to drink. β
As he spoke, his body got closer and closer, and the arm that Red Sleeves stretched out to pour wine touched Xiong Gui's muscular arm slightly from time to time, but they quickly separated, as if everything was an illusion just there.
Xiong Gui frowned, and moved to the side quietly, wanting to stay away from this "man" who changed his ways to seduce him.
Xiao Shou took the opportunity to poke out a head from Xiong Gui's arms, first seven points proudly, three points disdainfully glanced at the slightly stiff red sleeves with a slightly stiff complexion, and then twisted around in Xiong Gui's arms as if showing off, constantly coquettish, one will eat this and one will eat that.
Seeing that Xiong Gui was busy picking up vegetables for him, Xiao Shou raised his eyebrows, glanced at the red sleeves provocatively, and took a bite of Xiong Gui's victory fruit for him.
Hade Yappie's eyes were bloodshot, and he saw that the red sleeves ignored his love, but he was stumbling at Xiong Gui's chicken guy, envious and jealous in his heart, and he didn't want the wine jug, so he poured another jar of wine into his mouth one by one, and drank it all over the cow, and when he came up, he dried half of the jar.
Hade Yuppie: (β¬βdishβ) Convex