Chapter 38: Late-Night Lectures
Qin Fei went back to the dormitory after playing, if it wasn't for Qin Fei running fast just now, several little girls from the opposite class were ready to ask Qin Fei's phone number.
No way, some little girls just like to play basketball well.
Qin Fei's status in the class has also improved a lot all of a sudden, the last time he sang moved the audience, and this time he played basketball with a perfect kill, which is amazing.
Qin Fei is now the same as our six-year-old teacher, who belongs to both style and style, and can also be said to be an old artist with both virtue and art.
After going back at night and taking a comfortable bath, it is customary to go to the toilet.
Just wanted to flush.
Boss Wu led a few people to run in forcibly.
"Wait a minute, don't flush. ”
"What. ”
Boss Wu forcibly collected the liquid left in the toilet with a test tube, and he didn't know where they got the test tube.
"Damn, you're disgusting, aren't you? ”
"Keep the evidence, prepare to hand it over to the Food and Drug Administration for inspection, now there is a serious suspicion that you are taking drugs, and if you confess now, we can still be dealt with lightly. ”
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"Neurotic, you are better than drugs, do I have the money to take drugs. ”
"Qin Fei, tell me secretly, do you have any drugs, I don't use Red Bull coffee now, I don't know if it's a fake and shoddy product, I'm sleepy all day long, if you have medicine, give me some fierceness." No. 11 Long Tengfei asked Qin Fei with a smile, this didn't seem like a joke.
"Brother Long, I suggest you go to bed early, in your situation, if you stay up, you will be prepared to be as bald as No. 2 Wang Jieguan. ”
"It's okay to be bald, it's still important to study, whether there is medicine or not. ”
"It's really not, it's just luck, how to shoot, how to shoot, this kind of situation will happen when you play, it's normal. Qin Fei opened his eyes and said nonsense.
"Qin Fei, you didn't wash your hands just now, if I were you, I would never wash my hands for the rest of my life, and I would always maintain this feeling. No. 3 Zeng Ziniu also said.
"I said it earlier, I just took a shower. ”
"Qin Fei, you must not use your shooting hand to hit the, otherwise it will be blasphemy against God and will be struck by lightning. ”
Tang Wei was in a good mood when he saw Liu Dajiu's helpless appearance when he was killed today.
"I have to ask you about this, Will, you put your hands in the crotch of your pants every day in English class to find out, whether you are to Teacher Sasha, this kind of behavior is immoral, I want to criticize you harshly here. Qin Fei fought back strongly against Will.
"Young and simple, although I see the shadow of the English teacher Sasha, but I think of the heroic appearance of the Chinese teacher Cai Qin. ”
"Awesome, you're really hungry and have a peculiar taste. ”
"I'm afraid I'm not looking for tadpoles. "No. 1's Andy Fu spoke amazingly.
"Don't be stupid, my behemoth, I took it out for fear of scaring you to death. "Will is not to be outdone.
"Quickly take it out, it's not that I don't believe it, I just want to open my eyes. "Xie Donggua on the 6th really wants to see it.
"Take it out, let's use a microscope to see how paramecium grows. "Zeng Ziniu really has the spirit of scientific inquiry.
"What is paramecium?" Tang Wei asked a question, but Qin Fei didn't actually understand.
The sorrow of the scumbag!
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"Boss Wu, it's time, what is the theme of tonight's late-night lecture? ”
No. 6 Xie Donggua has worked for everyone's welfare, and after several experiences, everyone began to look forward to the lecture of Wu Labor.
"Hey, since we've talked about the problem of this little tadpole, let's talk about how deep the girl is and how long the boy is. ”
No. 10 Wu Labor is the same as No. 4 Luo Climb, and he will transform around 12 o'clock.
Luo Crawl may become a spider-man, or become a sissy, which is difficult to define and uncontrollable.
It all depends on his mood.
However, Wu Labor is more stable, and he becomes a knowledgeable gender expert on time, answering questions and doubts for people in need.
But to make a statement, Qin Fei has no obstacles in this regard, but he is a little lacking in sexual knowledge.
It just so happens that there is no end to learning, and there is no end to learning.
"Damn, I won't be sleepy talking about this. No. 7 Yang Shangsong sat up suddenly, not melancholy at all, and looked very excited.
"So hi, I seem to be a little interested. No. 2 Wang Jieguan took off the earphones in his ears and sat up, as if he was looking forward to it.
Usually, he always pretends to be high and doesn't listen to Boss Wu's lectures, saying what pollutes his pure heart.
But Qin Fei knew that his headphones must be the same as the squad leader, just decorations.
Funny!
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll take a notebook and record it, I forgot a little bit about yesterday's knowledge points. "No. 11 Dragon Soaring once again showed a studious spirit.
"Slow down, slow down, boss, wait for me. No. 4 Luo climbed out to inspect and just came back after being coquettish, and quickly climbed into Wu Lao's bed and occupied a good position.
It's a bunch of kids waiting to be fed.
As for why Luo climbed into other people's beds so much, scientists did not give any reasonable explanation, and normal people could not guess what he thought.
"Ahem. Boss Wu coughed a few times first, and then began to cut to the topic, his usual routine, very godly demeanor, expert appearance.
"Roommates, first of all, let's talk about the first misunderstanding, in fact, most people are misled by RB action movies, thinking that the average Chinese male is more than 15, in fact, the average Chinese male is only 12, this is already a very good length, so you quickly take a ruler to measure, and the small ones should not be too inferior, so as not to have any troubles and affect learning. ”
"Boss, it's really fake, don't comfort us. ”
"Tong Su is not bullied, absolutely true, this is the data collected by the big network. ”
As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of turning over the quilt and undressing, and then falling into a deep silence, which was too real.
Everyone took out their dick and measured it, after all, the dormitory lights had been replaced, and the black lights were blind, and no one saw them.
"If you don't have a ruler, you can compare it with your own mobile phone, and the length of the average Huawei mobile phone is about 12. Boss Wu reminded warmly again.
Oops, Qin Fei is Samsung's mobile phone, damn it, boss, how much did Huawei give you, confess.
A minute later.
"Nima, no wonder, every time I watch the film, I feel that others are incredible, but I am a little bit, I feel that there must be something strange about this matter, so I finally let go of the stone in my heart. ”
It seems that Boss Wu's words simply gave us No. 6 Huang Xinye a powerful tranquilizer.
"Okay, Lao Ye, we all know that you are less than 12. Donwell reacted very quickly.
"Don't be stupid, I can tie it up and use it as a belt. ”
"It's useless to be so soft. ”
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"The second misconception is that in fact, men are not bigger is better, in fact, women do not need to be deep, only 5 can be happy, the important thing is skill. ”
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"The boss said slow down, I can't remember. "No. 11 Long Tengfei writes non-stop, and the notes are thick.
"Boss, how do you know how much. ”
"Boss, don't go too fast, it's a little shaky. ”
"Boss, I'd like to know a little bit more about technique. "No. 6's Xie Dongjian raised a very key question.
"Well, you have to read more books for this, and you also need to practice a lot, and you can't say it clearly, for example, it is mentioned in "Pipa Xing", gently and slowly twisting and wiping and re-picking, and it is six or nine after the first dress. ”
"Boss Wu, it doesn't seem like this, isn't it, the first six years after the neon dress?"
"We must learn to innovate on the basis of the ancients, abandon rigidity and boring, and engage in more tricks, so as to make progress. ”
"Boss Wu, I can't stand it, I guess I can't sleep. ”
"You can solve it manually, but pay attention to the frequency, not too fast or too slow, and exercise your endurance. ”
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The dormitory was lost in thought, and no one spoke.
"Alright, that's all for tonight's late-night lecture, good night. In this way, Boss Wu once again refreshed Qin Fei's cognition.
The knowledge of these two sexes is really a university question.