Chapter 806: Sentiment This Thing
The conditioning stage is over, then it is time to sow the cultivated land with an irregular time, and before entering this stage, Jin's mother came to popularize knowledge and tested the conditioning results of Xiaofeng and Taeyeon by the way. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
I don't know if it's not popular, I'm shocked when it is popular, Xiaofeng feels that he is so uneducated for the first time, it turns out that there is so much attention to cultivating land and sowing.
What to eat is good for maintaining long-term combat effectiveness, what posture is good for conception, and what preparations need to be done before and after are all those, and Kim Mama taught these points to Taeyeon, and then Taeyeon taught Xiaofeng.
After seeing the incomparable dinner recipe, Xiaofeng felt like spurting blood, although there are no traditional classic whips and eggs, but the things on the recipe can definitely make Xiaofeng stay enthusiastic 24 hours a day.
Although Xiaofeng and Taeyeon have been married for a long time, they are still a little emotional when they study the things in bed together, and the difficulty coefficient of those easy to conceive movements taught by Jin's mother is not low, Xiaofeng feels that this is simply tailor-made for herself, and the more she thinks about it, the more she feels that the pit is extremely huge.
Taeyeon is actually more broken than Xiaofeng, she would never let go when she knew that it was so troublesome to have a child, Taeyeon doesn't know how many times she regrets it, she didn't think it was so difficult when she saw Suyoung from pregnancy to giving birth to the dog, how could it be so difficult when it was her turn, and Taeyeon felt more tired than holding a concert after thinking of the preparations she had to make.
Of course, Xiaofeng and Taeyeon have also made changes according to the actual situation, after all, the two have not yet reached the level of taking this kind of thing as a formula and paying public food, so both of them feel that they should talk about the mood, and Comrade Jin's mother, the superintendent, also said that maintaining a happy mood is also good for conception, although this sentence has no scientific basis at all, but Taeyeon and Xiaofeng are still willing to believe it.
In the next few days, Xiaofeng and Taeyeon worked hard to create an atmosphere, this kind of opportunity is not very often, the two of them study and practice hard, hoping to have a perfect memory.
On the first day, Xiaofeng looked at the clothes in his hand and almost didn't cry, this kind of underwear actually has a men's style, Xiaofeng now really regrets that he didn't order a few sets for Taeyeon when he was thin-skinned before, he was soft-hearted Taeyeon is not soft at all, and he magnified his moves as soon as he came up.
Xiaofeng felt a little cold after wearing the underwear that Taeyeon specially ordered, so she put her pajamas on the outside again, and it was not clear whether this cold was physical or psychological.
As soon as Xiaofeng entered the door, he saw Taeyeon wearing a suit and dressed as a very male and wearing a mustache.
"Chick, give Uncle a smile. Taeyeon said a little jerky in Chinese, and she deliberately learned this phrase from Xiaoxian to create an atmosphere in order to complete the first day.
"Niu, why don't you give you a smile. Xiaofeng's performance made Taeyeon very dissatisfied, as for this powerful actor, Xiaofeng could only play a one-man show if she didn't cooperate with Taeyeon.
Poof, Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing, Taeyeon's style is really a failure, Taeyeon's figure is originally petite, and her face is also cute, wearing men's clothes doesn't feel handsome at all, it only makes people feel the cuteness of women dressed as men, especially Taeyeon walked up to Xiaofeng with a ruffian look and patted Xiaofeng's face with her feet.
"Oh, don't play, you're not cooperating at all. Xiaofeng's smile annoyed Taeyeon's laughter, was it easy for her to design this plot? Not only did she find someone to order a well-fitting suit but also deliberately put a fake beard on her head, but Xiaofeng not only didn't follow the script she set, but she actually laughed, which made Taeyeon bear it.
Seeing Taeyeon tear off her fake beard and hair down, Xiaofeng knew that Taeyeon was really angry, but Xiaofeng felt that he would never be blamed for this, Taeyeon didn't show her mouth at all, and only handed Xiaofeng a dress that made Xiaofeng feel very ashamed to wear, which was inevitable if she didn't go together.
Xiaofeng took the initiative to admit his mistake, since Taeyeon was interested in acting, he had to cooperate, Taeyeon also felt that what Xiaofeng said made sense, and it was too difficult to cooperate without revealing it at all, so Taeyeon told Xiaofeng about the plot she designed very seriously.
Taeyeon designed a plot of an unscrupulous rich man flirting / playing ignorant and silly Bai Tian, the unscrupulous rich son is played by Taeyeon, and the ignorant silly Bai Tian has Xiaofeng's cameo, although the plot is simple and the dog's blood is nonsensical, but Xiaofeng still decided to play with Taeyeon, who let them have words first, and it will be Xiaofeng's turn to design the plot tomorrow for a day.
Xiao Feng walked out and prepared to enter the scene for the second time, although the plot was only designed roughly, although there were no specific lines, but Xiao Feng felt that it was more than enough to deal with this kind of small scene with his own ability.
"Chick, give Uncle Le. As soon as Xiaofeng entered the bedroom, Taeyeon was this simple and rough line again, to be honest, this no preface or afterword really made you scratch your head, Xiaofeng was very cooperative and made a scared expression.
"Niu, why don't you have a good time. Taeyeon acted according to the lines she had designed, and in order to cooperate with Taeyeon, Xiaofeng had to bend her knees so that Taeyeon's action of slapping his face could be imposing, and the footsteps were too damaging to the picture.
"Don't act, don't act, it's so boring, it's not fun at all. In Taeyeon's imagination, this should be a very fun and interesting plot, but it is not the same thing at all, Xiaofeng is afraid that Jia Chuchu's pitiful performance is in place, but Taeyeon has no feeling of excitement at all, the only feeling is a little disgusting.
Xiaofeng shrugged her shoulders helplessly, the same reason as many actors and wives who don't want to appear in the same work, if the two are too familiar, when they are acting, their minds are full of each other's true faces, which is too inconsistent.
This plot is removed, and the next paragraph continues. Taeyeon took out a small notebook from under the pillow, and then shouted with her eyes shining, although Xiaofeng didn't know what Taeyeon's so-called next paragraph was, but judging from Taeyeon's current performance, it was definitely at the level of killing people.
"Taeyeon, it's okay if you want to act, but you should at least tell me what to play. Taeyeon, who was sitting on the bed in a paralyzed posture with Ge You, asked speechlessly.
Taeyeon didn't talk about drama this time, and threw the small book in his hand to Xiaofeng, Taeyeon felt that since he didn't have the talent to act, let Xiaofeng understand and play by himself.
After reading what was written in the small notebook, Xiaofeng couldn't wait to tear up the pages and eat them to achieve the purpose of destroying the corpse and destroying the traces, such an unreliable design is very in line with Taeyeon's style, but with Taeyeon's IQ, the possibility of coming up with such a plot in such a short time is about zero, and the various alterations and several handwriting on the small book also prove that these pages are the crystallization of the wisdom of several people, and the only people who have had contact with Taeyeon in the past few days are a few people in the past.
The handwriting that came up with the idea to let Xiaofeng wear this kind of underwear is Sunny's, the handwriting that makes Xiaofeng dance and stage the extreme Youhuo is Xiuying's, and the handwriting that arranges Taeyeon's teasing/playing Xiaofeng's ruthlessness is Yun'er, Xiaofeng feels that this revenge must be avenged.
"Can you hurry up, it's almost time for Mom to say. Taeyeon looked at her phone and said with a dissatisfied face, it is about to be the best time of the day that Kim's mother said, and she must let Xiaofeng complete the main plot as soon as possible.
Xiaofeng is helpless, it's shameful enough to wear this kind of underwear, and she still has to dance that kind of dance, although there is and only Taeyeon is watching, but Xiaofeng still feels a little embarrassed on face.
"Can you hurry up, I'm going to fall asleep. Taeyeon yawned pretendically, and then looked at Xiaofeng with her eyes shining, she was very much looking forward to Xiaofeng's dance.
"Can you change the dance genre, I can't dance without props. Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and decided to persevere, anyway, it will be his turn to arrange it tomorrow, and he can avenge any grudges and grievances.
Taeyeon thinks that what Xiaofeng said makes sense, and the performance effect without props will definitely be greatly reduced, so Taeyeon runs out of the bedroom with an excited face, and Taeyeon runs back with a mop and a chair after a ping-pong sound.
"What is this for?" Xiao Feng asked, pointing to the mop and chair a little dumbfounded.
"This is used to replace the steel pipe, and this is a prop prepared for you to jump Sun Danfei's madness. Taeyeon was very satisfied with her on-the-spot performance, and she felt that the scope of Yan Dance was too wide, so it would be better to set the scope.
Xiaofeng stared at Taeyeon with a shocked face, he didn't expect Taeyeon to dare to play so big, seeing that this meant that he wanted to make himself want to do pole dancing and then imitate Sun Danfei's madness, Xiaofeng really felt like he wanted to die.
I don't know why Taeyeon chose pole dancing Xiaofeng, but why Taeyeon asked him to imitate Sun Danfei Xiaofeng still knows in his heart, and the culprit of all this is Yoo Jae-seok.
In a shooting a month ago, Liu Zaishi was cheap again, because after teaming up with Xiaofeng for a long time and having a big backer, Liu Zaishi's cheapness has risen several notches, because he is no longer afraid that Kim Jong Kook will attack him and other people.
This time, Liu Jae-seok ridiculed Kim Jong Kook imitating the dance of female artists, this kind of material that is close to black history is really not too much in Kim Jong Kook's life, three times in RM, and once in the birth of the family, and Liu Zaishi focuses on the birth of the family, because that time he and Kim Jong Kook imitated Sun Danfei can be compared.
Yoo Jae-seok claimed that his performance talent could be called a model of a funny artist, and Kim Jong Kook at that time was too shy to dance well at all.
Kim Jong Kook, who was despised by Liu Zaishi, was speechless, the reason why he is there today is entirely because of Liu Zaishi, thinking what a normal male artist he was at the beginning, but after having a good relationship with Liu Zaishi, playing pink was played to the level of national cp, originally because he didn't want to dance solo, he was forced to dance by Liu Zaishi, and he also imitated female artists to dance, and the meat was also sold, first abdominal muscles, then chest muscles, then upper body, and then whole body, the lower limit is constantly lowered.
Even so, Kim Jong Kook still has to thank Liu Zaishi, because it was Liu Zaishi who pulled him in his most difficult time, but thanks are thanks to the fact that no one can accept the scar of the total scar, and it is not good to have Xiaofeng directly educating Liu Zaishi, so Kim Jong Kook proposed to bet.
Without asking Xiaofeng's opinion, Liu Zaishi agreed to the bet, and then under the encirclement and suppression of Liu Zaishi and Kim Jong Kook and others, Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi lost, and then admitted the bet and imitated Liu Zaishi's "Crazy".
Xiaofeng felt that Taeyeon definitely remembered that issue of RM to have this kind of requirement, Liu Jae-seok's imitation has always been greasy variety show style, all kinds of unreliable, in order to form a sharp contrast with Liu Zai-seok, Xiaofeng can only try her best to jump for the better, Xiaofeng's efforts have been unanimously recognized, after that episode was broadcast, many people said that Xiaofeng is the male version of Sun Danfei, this title makes Xiaofeng feel extremely cheating.
Xiaofeng estimates that when he was young, he also came up with the link of letting himself dance yan dance, Xiaofeng's dancing ability has been widely recognized by the profession, and it is estimated that when he was young, he wanted to see where Xiaofeng's limit was.
The path he chose would be finished even if he cried, and in front of Taeyeon instead of filming a variety show, Xiaofeng hoped that he still counted his words, so Xiaofeng shouted music and posed a very bewitching action with the mop handle in one hand, while Taeyeon was very cooperative to let out a strange scream and then play music with her mobile phone.
As soon as the music sounded, Xiaofeng's momentum and determination that she had managed to accumulate almost disappeared, and the pole dancing accompanied her with a birthday song, such a strange behavior is estimated to be something Taeyeon can do.
"Misplaced. Seeing Xiaofeng's angry eyes, Taeyeon stuck out her tongue and was a little embarrassed.
A vigorous dance music sounded, Xiaofeng began his pole dance show, although Xiaofeng has never learned pole dancing, but it is still not less to see, difficult movements can be excluded, even if Xiaofeng's body is fine, the mop handle does not allow Xiaofeng to play difficult, but it is no problem to dance a little enchantingly.
Xiaofeng threw herself into the dance, trying not to pay attention to Taeyeon's expressions and movements, Xiaofeng was afraid that he would not have the courage to jump anymore when he saw Taeyeon's reaction.
Taeyeon's dance was well received by Taeyeon, who felt that she should study systematically and then show the results in front of her, and Taeyeon had to admit that Xiaofeng's muscles combined with those dance moves were really tempting, far surpassing the dancer performances she had seen at the beginning.
Taeyeon is looking forward to Xiaofeng's imitation of crazy, and Xiaofeng does not disappoint Taeyeon, not only imitating the taste of the original song but also has a style exclusive to Xiaofeng.
Xiaofeng felt that it was almost time to be tossed up to now, and the best time that Jin's mother said had arrived, so after the crazy chair-related movements were danced, the dance became a tuoyi dance, and Xiaofeng took off her bathrobe, and then took off her pajamas, leaving only the underwear that Taeyeon gave him.
Taeyeon's face was flushed, she covered her mouth with one hand and her eyes with the other, of course, it was inevitable that the hand covering her eyes would show a big slit, such a shameful dress, Xiaofeng actually wore it, Taeyeon looked at the elephant trunk panties on Xiaofeng's body, and the back of her head was full of crayons, Xiaoxin's singing, "Elephant, elephant, why is your trunk so long". (To be continued.) )