Chapter 17 Rules are meant to be broken
"Yes, I chiseled a magnifying glass out of ice cubes and used sunlight to refract ......," Xiang Ze still slowed down.
"Ahh......h Babble!"
Lu Yan'er clapped her hands and laughed, she looked so good when she smiled, Xiang Ze was a little afraid to look at her.
"Brother Xiang, what's the matter with this bear?" Han Chong asked the big stupid who was glaring at him a few meters away, his bear eyes widened.
"Oh, it's called Big Stupid, it's very spiritual, it's my partner. Why did it hurt you just now? Big stupid! I don't want to hurt people, why don't you listen!" Xiang Zeming knew that Big Stupid wouldn't take the initiative to hurt people now, but he still deliberately scolded it, this is the art of conversation......
Sure enough, Han Chong's face flushed slightly: "No, no, no, Brother Xiang, don't scold it, it didn't attack me, we attacked it first, just because...... Just because of this, this ......" said and glanced at Lu Yan'er.
Lu Yan'er Wang looked at him left and right: "Wow, there is a big pool here, I don't know if there are any fish in it......?"
Fish, Lu Yan'er wants, and bear's paws also do what she wants. Since you can't have both, it's better to give up the bear's paw and take the fish......
"I really don't know that this big stupid is Brother Xiang's partner, just now our brother and sister were abrupt, and almost made a big misunderstanding, I apologize to Brother Xiang, Brother Xiang is not to blame. Although Han Chong's martial arts are high, he is reasonable and emotional.
"Those who don't know are not to blame. If I see such a bear in the forest, I'm afraid I will also take it, haha!" "People respect me for a foot, I respect people, Xiang Ze is also reasonable, and more affectionate."
"Haha, I'm relieved that Brother Xiang said this!" The two looked at each other and smiled, both of them feeling a little sympathetic to each other.
"Woo woo!" only the big stupid was very angry, and picked up the bear's paw and smashed a large pillar on the ground in two!
"Huh, is the big stupid bear still angry?" Lu Yan'er tiptoed to the big stupid side and looked at it curiously, wanting to touch its furry head, but he didn't dare.
"Woo! Woo woo!" Da Ben angrily pointed at his face with a bear paw, pouted his big buttocks again, and asked Lu Yan'er to examine his injuries.
"I'm sorry! Can't I bow and apologize to you?" Lu Yan'er also pouted her ass and gave it a deep bow, full of sincerity.
"It's just a bear temper, and it'll be fine in a while. Xiang Ze beckoned Da Ben to come over and smeared the rest of the medicine just now on its face.
patted its head: "Everyone apologized to you, show a little bear demeanor." This Miss Lu likes to eat fish, you go and help her catch a few, and we will grill the fish for a while. ”
The effect of the elixir was amazing, and the swelling and pain on Da Ben's face immediately disappeared a lot, and the qi actually disappeared, but he still snorted angrily, staggered up and went straight to the woods......
"Hey, I told you to catch fish, why are you going?"
"Woooooo
"Oh. Xiang Ze stopped talking, it turned out that people were stupid and wanted to go to the forest to get honey first......
"It's it, it's stupid, how can it understand you!" You can also understand it?" Lu Yan'er's eyes widened again, what a magical scene!
"Well, Da Ben is very spiritual...... Xiang Ze diverted the topic: "Brother Xiang, Miss Lu, it's getting late, if you two don't have anything else, how about staying and having a meal together?" As the host, this is also the hospitality that should be done.
"Okay, I'm also just about to talk to Brother Xiang!" Han Chong is not an ink person, so he immediately agreed with a smile: "We also caught a big wild boar just now, and we are worried that we can't peel and roast food, Brother Xiang has a knife and fire here, just cut it and roast it together!"
"Great, we're tired of eating crocodile meat these days!" Xiang Ze was also very happy.
Han Chong went to the forest, and after a while, he came back with a big boar weighing about two hundred catties.
The two worked together to kill pigs and skin them. Lu Yan'er followed Da Ben to fish in the waterhole, and let out a crisp laugh from time to time.
Tonight's dinner was very rich, a large wild boar leg coated with honey, and the sweet aroma of roasting was overflowing.
The two big white fish grilled by Xiang Ze himself squeaked and oiled, the color was golden, and the heat was just right.
The half-dried crocodile meat that has been dried has a special flavor when grilled, and there are even a few large pieces of beeswax for dessert, as well as some after-dinner fruit......
Let's just say you're in a restaurant in the city, right?
"Oh yes, I can't hold it anymore! Brother Xiang blames you, it's so delicious, my belly is going to burst! I have to eat it, wahaha!"
Lu Yan'er jumped up suddenly, rushed to the front of the big stupid with a swish, snatched a piece of big beeswax from its bear paw in his hand, carried the light work, and ran away with a smoke......
"Huh?" Da Ben squinted at the bear's eyes, and when he lowered his head, the sweet beeswax was gone...... Who is it?
"Big Stupid Bear, Beeswax is here, come after me!" In the distance, Lu Yan'er waved the beeswax in his hand and grimaced at Big Ben.
"Woooooo
Big Ben jumped up, landed on all fours, and rushed over: "Woo woo woo!"
The translated meaning is that you return my beeswax!
"Brother Xiang, why did you come to participate in this survival game? Don't tell me it's for money, how can a person like you be short of money. Han Chong carried the fire with a wooden stick and said casually.
"Hehe, I was forced. Where do you start when Xiang Zexin says this?
"Can anyone force you? I don't believe it. Han Chong smiled.
"This is a long story, why did you come, Brother Han?" Xiang Ze is not hypocritical, but his adventure cannot be explained clearly in a word.
"I said it was for money, do you believe it?" Han Chong also snorted.
"I don't believe it. ”
"I did come here for another reason, but I can't say anything deep, Brother Xiang forgives my sins. Han Chong's eyes narrowed, his thick eyebrows raised, and his murderous aura suddenly appeared.
"I understand. Xiang Ze smiled.
As the saying goes, the poor are rich in martial arts, Han Chong is a martial arts student, how can he lack money to participate in this kind of game?
He is also a Jianghu person, but he is afraid that there will be some grievances in the rivers and lakes involved.
The waters of the rivers and lakes are unfathomable. Since he didn't say it, Xiang Ze didn't need to ask.
The main thing is not to forget that there are several drones hovering over their heads now, this is a live broadcast, is there any secret to talk about?
Han Chong and Lu Yan'er are both upright people, especially Han Chong, who has a chivalrous style between words and deeds.
Based on this alone, Xiang Ze is willing to make friends with them, and nothing else matters.
"No matter what, we always have to save my husband, I think Brother Xiang's ability is no problem to survive to the end. "Han Chong, this is really small talk.
"Now that you've participated in this game, it's better to play to the end. "Can Xiang Ze say that he actually likes to play this kind of game?
"It's a pity that the conference stipulates that there can't be more than three people in a team, otherwise I really want to form a team with Brother Xiang. Your conditions here are much better than the broken cave we live in. ”
Han Chong was polite when he heard this. He is arrogant, if he really wants to team up with Xiang Ze, he will never take the initiative to say it.
"Hehe, Brother Xiang, don't you know what the rules are for?" Xiang Ze smiled.
"Oh? Han Chong said.
"The rules are made so that someone can break it! I dare to guarantee that there are more than three people on the island now, and teams abound!" Xiang Ze's heart is like a mirror, he is really like a god.
"Hahaha, good words!" Han Chong clapped his hands and laughed.