"Actually, I'm not a teacher at this school, I'm just a barbershop owner......"

"However, when I heard the words "Hello teacher", I suddenly longed to stand on this podium......"

"It was as if there was a force that brought me back to my student days......

"That year, I met that person......"

“......”

“......”

Since the first part of the plot of Mr. Huang Bo and Mr. Huang finished speaking, it has been filmed.

Huang Bo understood a little bit what Shen Lang was going to do......

It's impossible to finish a complete youth film in one day in the movie!

But all youth films must use a series of routines and lenses to show the theme of youth ignorance, so as to resonate with people, and even make people recall the regrets in their hearts and the former second self.

Like what......

Encounters, such as separation, such as studying, such as exams, such as the high school entrance examination, such as the college entrance examination, such as smoking, drinking, and perming of the head, such as confusion about the future......

These are all essential elements of youth movies, and literary and artistic youth directors like to do it.

However, it is simply impossible to condense all these things into a single day!

Heavenly King Lao Tzu can't make such a movie when he comes......

There is a sense of disconnection in time.

But......

If you use the way of memory, because of an inexplicable connection, the youth of several generations is connected with anti-routines......

So!

Maybe it's really possible?

However, such a messy script, coupled with some that seems reasonable, is actually absurd and uninhibited, and it is completely impossible to appear in reality......

Can this be done?

Moreover, this movie doesn't look like a youth-themed movie at all, but a spoof of brain hole movies?

I don't know how bad the script will be......

Just when Huang Bo began to think about how the plot of this movie would collapse, Shen Lang came happily with the second script card.

"Teacher Huang......"

"Hmm. ”

"Well, the second script uses a gray tone to set off the main theme, and interprets your dreams in a narrative way......"

"Dreams?"

"Yes, youth films, dreams are always the main theme......"

"You also know that this is a youth film?"

"yes, why isn't it a youth movie?"

"And then?"

"You're an ordinary student in the class, you have a crush on the class girl in the class, you think you're in love, and then you ......"

"And then I'm trying to study?"

"No, and then you took the English name Tony, because the banhua you had a crush on used to go to a barber shop where you couldn't read English to get her hair cut, and talk and laugh with one of the barbers inside...... At that time, you thought that this kind of foreign language was very compelling, and the girl said that in the future, she wanted to be a barbershop proprietor, which would be very good, because of love, you gave up a dream of becoming a people's teacher and became a barber...... But, years later, when you actually became a barber, the girl you loved married a breakfast shop owner...... You angrily find her and ask her why, she shakes her head at you and says that because you are not fat enough, she likes high quality boys, and at the same time you are not mature enough, she likes ...... who are twenty years older than her"

"What kind of bullshit plot is this?

"Because...... He is the owner of a breakfast shop and a national chain ......"

“......”

After Huang Bo listened to Shen Lang's bullshit plot in a daze, a burst of grass and mud suddenly swept by......

And then, for a long time I didn't know what to say......

It's a bit ironic, but the plot is really old-fashioned.

"So, I thought of this bullshit past on the podium, and I thought of my dream of being a teacher?" Huang Bo held back the fuck in his heart and looked at Shen Lang seriously.

"Yes, however, there is a reversal!" Shen Lang grinned.

"What reversal?" Huang Bo became interested.

"Because after a movie plot that can't be said now, you suddenly realize that in fact your dream is not a teacher, but a barbershop owner, you love hairdressers, and you no longer regret your choice, and the regrets you once regretted become nothing after that incident......"

"What's the plot?" Huang Bo's mind was a little dizzy and a little weird.

"The plot that can only be said by the third character card is a reversal of the plot ......" Shen Lang pushed his glasses and showed a smile, "The third plot card is the complete plot of your character, now, Mr. Huang, let's finish filming your second memory plot first......"

"Who played me when I was young?" Huang Bo finally exhaled deeply when he saw Shen Langshen's mysterious appearance.

fell into the pit, what can he do?

"Yourself. ”

"What?" Huang Bo pointed at himself, as if he had seen a ghost.

"That's it, you put on a school uniform, it's fine. ”

"I'm thirty-eight, and my face is wrinkled, you say this is a teenager, can the audience believe it?"

"What's the matter, it's a film of black humor in itself...... I don't believe that so many coincidences can collide together, and everyone can watch it happily...... For example, I remember that "Oldboy" was filmed in this way...... Even, "Old Boy" did not use official cameras, and some plots were shot with SLRs......"

"What 'Old Boy'?" Huang Bo frowned, he had never heard of such a movie at all.

"That's it...... Well, a touching short film film, a film about dreams, about love......"

"......" Huang Bo looked at Shen Lang's extremely sincere appearance, and somehow he was a little suspicious.

He felt that Shen Lang was talking nonsense, but he couldn't find any evidence for a while.

Even, he doesn't really want to make this bullshit movie.

Just when Huang Bo fell into a state of speechlessness, Shen Lang touched his chin.

Seem......

It's not bad to use that song "Old Boy" as an interlude to this memory?

And......

There is no copyright in this world, and there is no need for money......

"Shen Lang, what's wrong?"

"Mr. Huang, do you know how to play the guitar?"

"I won't. ”

"Can you sing?"

"Yes, but I don't have a good voice...... Huang Bo shook his head, very strange.

"Oh, forget it, Mr. Huang, the script is set first, and I think I'll finish filming this part of the plot in four days......"

“......”

After watching Shen Lang run back with a bunch of characters as if he thought of something, Huang Bo was a little strange.

....................................

Night.

Gradually deepened.

Just when everyone in the crew closed their eyes and fell asleep......

In the music classroom next door, there was a sudden howl of ghosts and wolves......

"Life is like a ruthless knife that changes ......"

In the dormitory, a light that was originally out turned on instantly.

The thin monkey who was playing with his mobile phone was even more frightened, and the whole person rolled out of bed thinking that there was an earthquake!

Subsequently......

He ran out in a panic and put on his slippers.

When he ran out of the dormitory, he noticed that the others were buzzing and frightened.

"Damn!, this voice deafened me, why is it so loud, Qin Yao, why did you turn on the megaphone...... Didn't you ask you to help with the debugging?"

"Why doesn't there be soundproof cotton in this classroom? Suddenly, it was so loud that I couldn't sing the emotion I had been brewing......

“......”

“......”

Subsequently......

Shen Lang's strange voice sounded again......