Chapter 817: The Stomach Speaks
Before the driver could react, Li Zedao had already punched him and smashed it on his head, and he was simply knocked unconscious, and the driver's head was tilted to the side, his hands hung down weakly, and the steering wheel of the car instantly lost control, and the whole car swayed left and right while driving at high speed.
The vehicles driving in front of the taxi saw that the car seemed to lose control, and they dodged one after another.
Except for Wu Xin, who had full trust in Li Zedao, Jia Qianqian and Sister Jing were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they couldn't help but let out an exclamation as if they had been insulted.
They didn't know why Li Zedao suddenly knocked the taxi driver unconscious with such a heavy punch, but they clearly felt that the car was swaying left and right, and they clearly saw that the car was about to crash into the guardrail and rush into the green belt.
In the next second, the car turned a strange turn, and the wheels crossed the guardrail very dangerously, only the body scraped slightly, and did not collide, and then continued to drive smoothly as if nothing had happened.
But I saw that Li Zedao didn't know when he was already sitting heavily on the driver's body, skillfully operating the car, his face was calm and calm, as if nothing had happened.
"Bastard, are you sick...... Jia Qianqian glared at Li Zedao angrily after reacting, panting and scolding in a hurry, completely forgetting that this bastard was the big boss of the group.
The scene just now really scared her guts, she thought that the car was going to hit the fence like this, and then the car rolled in the air, and finally "bang!" A loud bang suddenly caught fire and exploded, and then her big beauty will be blown into a pair of minced meat and say goodbye to this wonderful world completely...... Isn't it all like this in the movie?
"I'm not sick, I'm healthy. Li Zedao looked relaxed, if I weren't extremely smart, you chick would be taken by this driver to a place full of scum and then become a venting tool for those scum.
Turning the steering wheel while slamming the brakes and slowing down, the car left the main road and turned into a relatively remote lane on the right.
"You...... You're sick! Your brain is sick! Why did you knock the driver unconscious? Just to show off your so-called superb driving skills?" Jia Qianqian was so angry that this guy didn't even realize that he almost scared a big beauty to death?
But it is undeniable that this bastard's driving skills are really not covered, and he is handsome...... Jia Qianqian cursed in her heart, damn, now is not the time to be a nymphomaniac!
"You guessed it right. Li Zedao glanced at Jia Qianqian through the rearview mirror, grinned and said, "How is it? My driving skills are very good, right? Don't worship me." ”
"You...... Fools adore you. Jia Qianqian was so angry that she remembered to have a real PK with Li Zedao, and then suddenly remembered that she couldn't say it now, and her little face was already full of embarrassment, and she looked back at Wu Xin, who was looking at her with a smile on her face, and explained very embarrassedly: "Mr. Wu...... I didn't say you...... I'm talking about myself...... I mean...... I'd be a fool if I worshipped him......"
Wu Xin looked at him with some amusement and said, "Haha, I understand...... But Qianqian, you misunderstood him, he knocked the driver unconscious with one punch not to show off his driving skills...... Of course, his driving skills are really good...... He did it for his purpose. ”
The woman's sixth sense told her that it would be a matter of time before this Jia Qianqian became one of them, so Wu Xin simply changed her title.
"Mr. Wu, I ......" Jia Qianqian was still embarrassed.
Wu Xin smiled a little ambiguously and said: "Don't call me Mr. Wu in the future, after reading your resume, I am a few months older than you...... If you don't mind, just call me Sister Xin. ”
"This ......" Jia Qianqian's eyes widened slightly, and she remembered what Mr. Wu told her on the plane, she and the women behind her were very willing to be sisters with her.
"Why? don't want to?" Wu Xin blinked.
"This ...... Of course I do...... Sister Xin. Jia Qianqian glanced at Li Zedao, and hurriedly said while her heart fluttered, and then her little face was inexplicably hot, she naturally knew what it meant to change her name to Mr. Wu.
Li Zedao slowly stopped the car under a big tree on the side of the road, and then left the unlucky driver and sat back in the co-pilot's seat, then looked back at the three people in the back seat who were looking at him with a simple explanation: "This driver is in the same group as the obscene screenwriter who peed in public at the airport......
Jia Mingqianqian was stunned and asked, "How do you know?"
"Guess. Li Zedao shrugged his shoulders, but his tone was undoubted.
"......" Jia Qianqian had an urge to bite, but then her eyes became confused, only to see Li Zedao rip off the driver's headset that had passed out, then picked up the mobile phone that the driver put there, grabbed the thumb of the driver's hand, used his fingerprint to unlock the mobile phone, and then operated the mobile phone with his hand.
"What are you doing here?" Jia Qianqian asked with wide eyes and some curiosity, this guy is greedy and wants to take other people's mobile phones for himself?
"Don't talk yet. Li Zedao glanced at her and instructed.
"......" Jia Qianqian saw that his expression was a little serious, her mouth opened, and she didn't say a word, she glared at him and pouted and shut up, saying as if she was talkative, this bastard.
Li Zedao's finger clicked on the mobile phone screen a few times, and found the call record from the mobile phone, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up a trace of weird amplitude at the same time to dial the phone out, and after a while, a man's slightly hoarse voice was already heard, which was the same as the voice Li Zedao heard from the Bluetooth headset before.
"What's wrong?" the man asked.
Li Zedao put the microphone on his stomach, and then imitated the driver's voice in ventriloquist and said: "Ah, Brother Dafa, it's okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I accidentally pressed the ......"
In addition to Wu Xin, Jia Qianqian and Sister Jing's eyes widened instantly, with an extremely frightened expression, and the big eyes that fell on the driver were even more dazzling, only to see him with his head low, so dizzy that he couldn't faint, how could his voice still echo in this car?
"Fuck, be attentive. Brother Dafa's very unhappy voice came, "Hurry up, those four sluts will bring me to the south of the hall, Brother Qiang is waiting there, damn, dare to play Brother Qiang, see if Lao Tzu doesn't pick their skin...... Oh, I'll peel the skin for the man, and I'll leave the woman to Brother Qiang...... They didn't find any clues, did they?"
The entrance to the south is really playing black, and there are still appearances, but where is this place?
At that moment, he continued to imitate Dafa's voice in ventriloquism: "No...... I'll be there in a moment. ”
"Well, watch out, it's going fast. Brother Dafa said in a dignified tone, and then hung up the phone very simply.
Li Zedao also cleared the fingerprints that had been stored in his hand for unlocking, so that he didn't have to open the lock next time he used it, and he couldn't chop off the driver's fingers and take them away, right?
After doing this, he casually turned off the mobile phone that he might still need after this and put it in his pocket, then looked back at the three women and said, "Get out of the car, let's change the car...... Uh, why are you looking at me like that?"
But I saw Jia Qianqian and Sister Jing's mouths wide open, and their eyes were staring at him, although Jia Qianqian's temperament was not good, but she was also a beauty, and she also saw it, but Sister Jing's eyes were ...... Can you imagine what kind of scene a woman is forty years old and stares at you with sixty-year-old eyes? Anyway, Li Zedao has goosebumps all over his body.
"Just ...... You...... You...... Does her stomach speak?" Jia Qianqian swallowed her saliva and asked with difficulty, feeling a little shocked and frightened.
Li Zedao knocked the driver unconscious with a punch and shocked her, Li Zedao could still drive so calmly in that situation, which also shocked her, but the previous two shocks did not add up to the current shock...... His stomach can actually talk?
The driver's voice suddenly sounded just now, Jia Qianqian's heart was full of doubts, after all, the driver had already fainted, didn't she? But she quickly found out that Li Zedao put the mobile phone on his belly, and the sound came from his stomach.
This guy, he is the descendant of Duan Yanqing, who can speak with his stomach?
"My belly does speak, oh, don't worship me. Li Zedao said with a mysterious smile.
"Go, who believes...... Shameless, who worships you?" Jia Qianqian rolled her eyes, if it weren't for Wu Xin being on the side, Jia Qianqian would have wanted to use violence against Li Zedao, this bastard who likes to pretend to be forced. She didn't believe that this bastard's stomach could speak, and it must have been some kind of high-tech product.
"Okay, let's get off the bus, go to the hotel early to eat and rest, I have to be busy tomorrow." Li Zedao said, first pushed the car door and got out of the car, and then went around to the trunk and took out the three suitcases.
Sister Jing was old-minded, afraid that things would get bigger, so she glanced at the unconscious driver in the car and asked, "Li Shao, what should I do with that driver......?" Die...... Oh...... Are you alright?"
"Don't worry, Sister Jing, I started very lightly, he can't die, at most he sleeps for two days, and then wakes up and gets dizzy for two days. Li Zedao said with a smile.
Sister Jing's heart was full of helplessness, she had to faint for two days to wake up and wake up, which was still very light? At the moment, she asked with some worry: "Then what should he do if he calls the police?" After all, the founder of the Tiandao Foundation was taken away by the police for maliciously hurting people, which will have a great impact on the reputation of the foundation.